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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2009

26

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I should be on the beach staring at asses, instead I am looking the one clean pair of underwear I have in the eye and deciding if I should wear them or not, despite them being women’s underwear. My life is not as great as you’d expect, it’s really fucking gutter but at least I am rich in stepLINKS….

Personally If I Lost a Million Dollars Cause My Bitch Wife Wouldn’t Go Down a
Waterslide I Would Probably Kill the Bitch – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson Really Knows How to Dress for Snowboarding
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I Wish We Got to See More of Amanda Bynes
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Because if Your Weekend Was Half as Bad as Mine Was, Any Escape Will Do
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The 100 Best TV Shows Of The Decade
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A Day at Video Game University
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And More Katy Perry Cleavage
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Okay Noah Cyrus (Baby Sister of Miley Cyrus) Has a Halloween Costume that is Disturbing to Say the Least
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The 7 Best Maury Povich Paternity Result Reactions
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I Love When Britney Busts Out the Slut
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Striptease of the Day
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Grab a Bag to Puke In and Hang On Tight, Cause Sex Tapes Just Got a Whole Lot More Interesting
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Eva Green is Hot in that Trashy, Euro Kind of Way
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Tranny or Not I Think I Would Bang Amber Rose
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Some Miranda Kerr Victoria Secret Business
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Introducing Audrey
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The Worlds Strongest 4 Year Old – VIDEO
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Lesbians in Class
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Jude Law’s Daughter is Already Out on the Ho Stroll
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Is It Weird That a Pam Anderson Shoot Where She Keeps Her Clothes On
Is More Appealing To Me Than When She is Nude
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Silvia Saint is a Naughty, Naughty Girl
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Ahhhhhhh Alessandra Ambrosio in Short Shorts
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Some Slut From Big Brother UK is Letting Her Tits Hang All The Fuck Out
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when Cindy Takes a Shower
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Some Sluts From Coyote Ugly Are On Tour and Here is Some of the Pics
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A Very, Very Nice Bar Rafaeli Cleavage Throwback
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Topless Fake Latina By the Pool…of the Day
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Some Very Lucky Lesbians
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Alexis Texas Shakes Her Booty
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Denise Milani is So Fucking Hot it Hurts
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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THE WINDOWS 7 WHOPPER WILL KILL YOU!
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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The Olsens Still Look Homeless But I Wuld Still Fuck Them, So I Guess Things Are Alright
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31 Rarely-Seen Nirvana Photos and Videos
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Web Cam Slut Gets Herself Off
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NICKY WHELAN HAS THE HOTTEST ASS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD…ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE STICKS IT UP IN THE AIR LIKE THIS!
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Go to the Movies
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2009

23

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

< I wanted to diversify how I spend the day, because everyday is kinda feeling the fucking same, and that's a real tragedy considering I don't have a fucking job and should be taking advantage of good times all the time no matter how depressed or lazy I got. So, I decided to write a children's book. It started out okay, but figured when the main character's dad hired a hooker for him to have his first sexual experience to ensure he doesn't grow up to be a faggot, I realized that I probably wouldn't be signing any publishing deals, I won't have the saturday morning cartoon and I won't have bed sheets depicting my genius.....so I gave up. Now I am working on an exercise DVD, which is going to be another failure, since I am fat and can hardly walk up stairs, but figure it worked for Kim Kardashian and sure as hell won't work for me, because black guys don't want to fuck my ass and that's probably a very good thing.... Another good thing are my stepLINKS, but before you click on them, I want you to take off your pants, or lift up your skirt, touch your fucking toes or try to grab your angles and count to ten, yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about.... Here are the stepLINKS....

When Sexy Dances Go Wrong – VIDEO
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Recession? What Recession?! Pam Anderson is Lining Her Pool in PLATINUM
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Because Spending Friday Night Alone Isn’t So Bad When You’ve Got Yourself for Entertainment
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Hopefully Tara Reid’s New Job Involves Her Taking Off That Little Black Dress
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Jesus Christ Bail Bonds!!)
(And No, That’s Not Jesus Christ, Bail Bonds!!
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This Video Making Fun of This Girl Who is All Fucker Up From the Flu Shot is Horrible, But Amazing
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Marisa Tomei Has Hard Nipples
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Some Shamwow Spoof Outtakes
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Anna Hatheway is Either Super Boring or Super Sexy and Today She is the Latter
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5 Classic Horror Films Reviewed By You At Ages 10 and 24
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Sienna Miller Should Really Just Get Naked Cause That Is All She is Good For
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Striptease of the Day
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Shauna Sand is Selling Her Tits On Ebay. Seriously
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Rachel Bilson and Kristen Bell Are a Pretty Good Lesbian Sex Fantasy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How Awesome Would an Evan Rachel Wood-Dita Von Tease Cat Fight Be?
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I’ve Been Wondering Where Carmen Electra Was At
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Katarina Ivanovska for Women’secret Lingerie Collection
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Ivette is By the Pool
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David Cross Did Coke Near the President and Good For Him For Telling the World
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Bikini Contest Surprise – VIDEO
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Sexy Beauty Plays With Her Toy in the Bathroom
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Altea is Sexy in Lace Panties
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Next Time You Are Bored, SWING KING Your Buddies Ass – VIDEO
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Some Office Notes That Make ME Happy I Will Never Work in an Office, Ever
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Jessica Simpson Confirms What We Knew All Alonge
Yes, She is Retarded
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Some Shakira Bikini Throwbacks
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Rosie Jones and Her Big Tits in Nuts Magazine
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Temptation Carwash!! Video!!! Pics!!! The Goods!!!
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Sabrina Ferilli in a Bikini – Throwback
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Erica Takes Off Her Green Lingerie
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Best Of: Amateurs and Ex-GFs
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Jordan Price and Hannah West Get Together
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Down the Hatch She Goes
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17 Michael Jackson Costumes Creepier than the Real Thing
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MARYSE LOOKS LIKE PAM ANDERSON AT 24, NAKED, WITH THE THE MOST PERFECT TITS AND PUSSY YOU CAN IMAGINE
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Simi is Pretty in Pink
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Some Vintage Dita Von Tease Lesbian (Kinda) Photoshoot
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When Idiots Explode Themselves – VIDEO
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Have a Drink, On Me
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Vanilla Ice is Working Again – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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The Wrestler Grindhouse Recut – VIDEO
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ARIA GIOVANNI HAS THE SWEETEST LOOKING PUSSY I’VE EVER SEEN (AND I’VE SEEN A LOT OF ‘EM)!
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David Cross Did Cocaine With Obama…
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The Picture May be Blurry, But This Model’s Got LEgs
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2009

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just woke up from a four hour nap. I think I am unhealthy but that’s not the bad news. The bad news is that I won’t be having an orgy tonight. I won’t be in a hot tub with a bunch of women, not even a bunch of ugly women, not ever 2 ugly women. But I am hoping to drink enough so that cold, hard, boring truth doesn’t bother me as much as this picture does right now and while I do that, here are some links to entertain yourself with.

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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That Giant Bottle of Moet Isn’t Distracting from ScarJos Tits
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Lovin’ The Tits on Candace Rae
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ZOMG!!! KIDZ OF THE 90’S LUV TEH INTORWEBZ!!!
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Kardashian Sister Upskirts
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Seriously, Madonna is Getting Weirder Looking By the Day
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Maybe This Mexican Weather Slut is Some Distant Relative of Mine
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Because you Need a Helping Hand to Get You Through the Last
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How Awesome is Pulp Fiction With a LAUGH TRACK?!
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One Night Stand – VIDEO
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Winehouse’s Dad Loves Her New Tits as Much as We Do
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From the Desk of He-Man, Master of the Universe
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Stripfilm of the Day
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There May Be a David Letterman Sex Tape Floating Around
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Gerard Butler is Banging Jessica Simpson
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Elizabeth Hurley is a Ferocious Cougar and I Love Her
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Taylor Momsen is Sluttin’ It Up
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Jana Just Loves Her Pussy
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THIS MONSTER SEAGULL WILL EAT YOUR FACE – VIDEO
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How To: Overdose on Drugs
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Roomate in the Shower
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Orgasm By Fucking Machine
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Lucy Liu is Pretty Much Naked!!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Adele Stephens is Just…Wow
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LADIES: In What Trimester Do You Stop Going to Night Clubs and Dressing Like a Hooker
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Some Big Brother UK Tits Are Falling All Over the Place
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Dasha is Busty and I Like It
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Brianna Lee is Taking It All Off
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Willa Holland Isn’t Jailbait Anymore, Let the Games Begin
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Some Ex Girlfriend Amateur Shots
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Evie is the Voluptuous Type
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Brianna Wants to Show You How She Can Shake That Ass
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Ice-Skating Bears Aren’t So Funny When They Attack You
(With Skating Bear Footage)
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SWEET! More African Pirates!
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What To Do on a Date – VIDEO
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Say What You Want, Cause He’s Got All The Bitches
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Some Aria Giovanni is Always Good
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Candice Michelle Looks Damn Good In A Bikini
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All the Members of the Rat Pack Had Bigger Penises Than You Do
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Sophie Monk is Surfing in a Bikini
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RACHEL IS A NUDE MODEL WHOSE BODY IS PERFECT, AND WHOSE FACE IS BEGGING FOR A CUP OF MY SPLUGE!
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A Month in an RV with Man Sized Rag Doll
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BONUS VIDEO – YOUNG AMATEUR BEDROOM STRIPPER IN PINK

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2009

21

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to a kid’s movie alone earlier today, I figured it would be a great place to meet a future wife, because my wife is 300 lbs and I doubt she is going to be around all that much longer, and I figured single mom’s are really easy to seduce, mainly because I have done it before and I’m confident with that target market, because they are holding on from a thread in their misery lookin’ for any escape possible, and I am totally cool with lying to them and their mangled pussy. I can practically taste the sweet taste of child support from their ex husbands who left them for younger, hotter pussy that I intend on financing my life with and it tastes really fucking good.

My other option was to see paranormal activity but I refuse to buy into the hype that I know is hype and that I know is bullshit, cuz the only 15,000 dollar movie that can scare me is a documentary on AIDS that interviews bitches I’ve fucked who happen to be HIV positive and who I didn’t know were HIV positive, leading me to sleepless fuckin nights contemplating whether I should get tested or just have unprotected sex with random girls and wait for them to call me with their results one day….

Life is so complicated.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Funny Sex Toy Instructional Video
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A Pole Dancing Video That Doesn’t Involve Some Slut Falling on Her Ass
Or a Fat Chick Is Always Welcome in My Life
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The 9 Hottest Egyptian Women
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Kayden Kross Showin Off One of Her Hot Slutty Outfits…
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The Klingon Rap Will Make You Want to Pop and Lock
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Eva Longoria’s Side Boob is as Good a Marketing Tool as Any, No?
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Sofia Hyatt’s See Through Dress is More Than See Through….Throwback
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Man, As Time Goes On Mischa Barton is Getting fucking WEIRD Looking
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The Movie American Psycho Makes More Sense Then Ever Now That Christian Bale
Revealed Who He Used As Inspiration for Patrick Bateman
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Because My Week Has Been a Piece of Shit and I’m Guessing Yours Has As Well
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Lego Pop Up Book is as Much Pointless as It is AMAZING!
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Fat Kid Stuck in a Skateboard Bowl AHAAHAHAHAHA – VIDEO
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A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow
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I guess After A Fear of Fuckign a Hockey Team, You Eventually Turn Into The Net….Cuz Hilary Duff Looks Fucking Boxy as a Motherfucker….with hard nipples
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striptease of the Day
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Cousin Balkie Hates Tom Cruise Cause He’s a Closet Homo-Homophobe
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Ughhh Peaches Geldof is So Gross and Here She is in Her Underwear
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Hilary Duff Looks Like a Possibly Bastard Child of the Little People Big World Midgets With Her Unproportioned Body
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Lookin’ Good Carnie Wilson, Glad to See All That Dieting Paid Off
And By Paid Off I Mean You’re a Fatter Pig Than Ever
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Shitload of People Getting It In in Various Las Vegas Elevators – VIDEO
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Hot Moments on Italian TV – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Next Time Make Sure Those Screws Are Tightened – VIDEO
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Things Don’t Get Much Better Than a Lesbian Shower Scene
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You Know I Think La Toya Jackson is Nuts and All, But Her Theory Behind Michael Jackson’s Death Actually Seems Plausiable
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Jayme Langford is the Type of Redhead You Fantasize About
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Watch These 5 British Chicks Beat the Fuck Out of a Brit Soldier – VIDEO
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The 3 Minute Whiskey Drinker – VIDEO
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Alessandra Ambrosio = 1 Lindsay Lohan = 0
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Rhian Emma and Leah topless
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She’s a Perky Amateur Addition to Your Day
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Meet Gwen
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Who is Rhona Mitra And Why Don’t I Have Any Nudes of Her?
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Some Self-Shots Always Seem to Make a Bad Day Better
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Lacey Has That Innocence About Her, But She is Anything But…
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Phoenix Marie Shakes Her Big Wet Ass
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Kelly is Just Floating Around
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Heidi Montage is a Self Entitled Cunt and I Hate Her
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the StepLINKS Aren’t the StepLINKS Without a Little Daily Japanese Craziness
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Who Wants to Buy Whitney Houston’s Crack House – Err – Mansion?
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The Dissolving Bikini Seems Like a Much Needed Scientific Breakthrough – VIDEO
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The 20 Most Hilarious Scare Prank Videos
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And More Proof That Hilary Duff is a Un-Proportioned Midget
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FAMOUS CURSES IN ENTERTAINMENT
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1994 Pink Latex Ass
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SONYA IS A HOT FUCKIN’ HO WITH BIG TITS WHO LOVES TO GET NAKED AND SHOW HER PUSSY ON THE BEACH!
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BONUS VIDEO AMATEUR BEDROOM STRIP SHOW

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2009

20

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I almost posted this without writing anything. That probably would have been a good thing. Not because I hate myself, I am over this past weekend’s depression, I think years of drinking have taken all the happy chemicals in my brain and pissed on them before shitting them out…so when I got too hard, I feel the pain…..but because I was called a failed writer by someone who deserved to get beat the fuck up. A failed writer like I set out to write great novels like I was Stephen King, when I’ve only read 3 books in my fucking life.

So I can’t be so sensitive about being called a failed writer, considering I never aspired to be a writer, never took a class in writing, and didn’t even know I knew how to write before I was 30, and even when I found out I could write, knew that I didn’t really actually know how to write and since I write the best site on the internet nobody reads, I didn’t really need him to tell me I am a failed anything, cuz I’m the motherfucker who doesn’t have a job and lives a life of luxury on my milk crate desk thanks to being a failed everything…so if anything I’m an accomplished failure.

The cocksucker was just mad I tried to make out with him like two college girls do on spring break as a joke. I guess he didn’t find it funny cuz those who do gay things and don’t get turned on are much more comfortable with their sexuality than those who can’t handle gay things being done to them and turn around and call people failed writers. You hear that ya faggots…..

Here are my steplinks….and I’m gonna take my failure ass to get some booze in me cuz two days of sobriety have proven to be boring as shit….

The Fag from American Idol Poses and Tongues a Naked Model….
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Freestyle Pole Dancing of the Day
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If Carrie Prejean Wants to Keep those Tits, She’s Gonna Have to Pay for Them Herself
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A Whole Lot of Funny VIdeos….
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Kayden Kross and Her Fishnets of the Day
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Lookin Good Sweethearts – 2 for One Edition
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Because Being a Slut is a Skill Too
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Balloon Launch FAIL
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These Bullying PSA’s Never Get old and ARe Always Hilarious
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I’M IN A BOX MOTHERFUCKER
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Abi Titmus Pantyhose Upskirt
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I’m Lovin’ All This Shakira Action We’ve Been Getting Lately
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25 Amazing Etch A Sketches
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Striptease of the Day
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The Balloon Boys Neighbors Are Ready to Knock Someone the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alina Puscau Strips Down for Playboy
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If Sarah Palin Actually Goes on Oprah We Are Going to Have Jokes for the Rest of the Year
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DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!! DAVID HASSLEHOFF IS GETTING A REALITY SHOW!!
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John Stamos was DEFINITELY Drunk on Australian TV – VIDEO CONFESSION
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Jennifer Gareis in Monte Carlo
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Busty Ashlynn Brooke
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Ejected from theme park ride – VIDEO
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Cute Blonde and Her No So Private Video
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One of the Dudes From Big Brothers Got Busted for Dealing Drugs – VIDEO
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A Horny MILF and the Rocking Sex Machine
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A Collection of Isla Fisher Photos
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My Owner is an Idiot – GALLERY
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Man I Had Almost Forgot About Paz Vega
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I Don’t Know Who Juie Benz Is But She is Kind of See Through
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Katy Perry and Her Camel Toe
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Ewa Sonnet Gets Them Wet
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Busty Briana Lee
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Zoe Saldana is Kind of Thin, But I Would Still Hang Her
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jayden cole Touches Herself in Front of Her Laptop Camera
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Real Goth Girls Slutting Out
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Riley Shy is Anything But
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Haven’t See Masuimi Max in a Little While
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Nuts – 2010 Topless Calendar
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Meet Sue L
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Amber Rose is Actually Lookin’ Alright Here
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Some Assholes Harass a Drunk Bitch
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A Whitney Houston Wardrobe Malfunction Will Always Make a Bad Day Better
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WWE DIVA / GO DADDY SEX KITTEN CANDICE MICHELLE IS BACK … AND SHE JUST LOOKS SO ABSOLUTELY FUCKABLE!
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I think I Just Fell in Love with Candace Rae’s Tits
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BONUS VIDEO AMATEUR BEDROOM STRIP SHOW

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2009

19

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I guess I should post my stepLINKS. I was going to go out drinking, but it turns out my friends have as much loyalty as Balloon Boy has to his family, because thanks to his inability to lie on national TV, mother fucker is sending his dad to jail. You see that was probably the one time in his life he should have lied and this whole thing is going to scar him and I predict alcoholic, drug addict, pill popper scared of relationships and possibly suicidal is brewing somewhere inside him, and brewing somewhere in side me is the need for beer that was brewed a few months ago specifically for me….

Paris Hilton is Such a Self-Entitled Cunt
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Check Out The Tits on This Chick….
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Here is a List of The Best Fights in FIlms….
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Lily Allen and Her Dumpy Body are Topless Again
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The Amazing Covers of Screw Magazine for the 70s that You Will Laugh and Masturbate To….
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Nice Collection of Pics from the 2009 Stike TV Scream Awards
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Because If You Weekend Was as Shitty as Mine Was, You Need a Pick Me Up
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The 10 Hotest Indie Girl Sluts
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Facebook Fail of the Week – This is Awesome
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How Microsoft Singlehandly Fucked Over a Nation of Sidekick Users
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Alessandra Ambrosio Panty Upskirt
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The Japanese Make Everything Better, So Here is Their Version of Baywatch
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Jessica Biel is Kind of Pathetic
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25 Motivational Posters That Really Aren’t That Motivational, But Will Make You Laugh
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lohan Has Made Her Way Back to the Peen!
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Stripfilm of the Day
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However Fucked Up You Thought Anna Nicole’s Last Days Were, They Were Worse
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Soem Video From the Set of Rihanna’s New Music Videoth
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John and Kate Plus 8 Has Officially Been Canned, But Something Tells Me This Won’t Be the Last We Hear From Them
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Some Sluts From the Liquid Metal Fashion Show
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Balls Beer For Health Care Reform
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Live Nude Comedy Starring Tonya Kay
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And That’s Why You Don’t Show Off On a Motorcycle
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These Britney Spears Bikini Shots Wouldn’t Be Half Bad If She Didn’t Look Pregnant
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A MLIF and 2 Young Lesbians
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Calir Banks is Horny on the Couch
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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And There Goes the TV – VIDEO
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Jessie and Her Toy
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Lookin Good Sweatheart
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The Best of British Boobs – Gallery
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3 Hot Babes on the Rocks
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The Goodness of Cody Lane
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who is Victoria Justice
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Some Emo Sluts Self Shots and Videos
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Tommie Jo is Busted
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Heidi Honey is Topless By the Lake
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Google Wave – Pulp Fiction
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Take It Off Baby, Take It All Off
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Every Single Kramer Entrance Ever
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Slim Shady Star Trek
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Does This Qualify as Rape of Some Sort?
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This Balloon Boy Hoax Shit is Getting Out of Hand
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Sexy Halloween Costume Cleavage Collection [108 Photos]
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Think You Have Seen Big Tits, Think Again
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Japenese Wrist Cutting Commercial
Seriously, WTF
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NEW JERSEY’S HOTTEST JEWISH GIRL STRIPS DOWN NAKED JUST FOR YOU … AND OY VEY DOES SHE HAVE NICE TITS!
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This is Tamara and You’ll Wanna Fuck Her….
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BONUS VIDEO – WEIRD EMO GIRL BEDROOM STRIP SHOW

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2009

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the DAy

I need to stop drinking. Or at least consider stopping because it gets pretty out of hand, especially when I introduce new alcohol’s to the mix, like this week was a bottle of Spiced Rum, sure not all that wild or exciting, but for a motherfucker who hates rum, shit not only turned me into a pirate, but it also turned me into a rapist. The good news is that the girl I violently raped turned out to be an old boot I found in the park I passed out in, so I guess it all worked out in the end. I got off and the boot won’t get pregnant, but I do think it may give me athlete’s dick, not because my dick’s an athlete, but because boots you fuck aren’t hygienic.

Here are my stepLINKS and I’ll try not to hurt more people with my drinking and stick to just humiliating myself as I’ve been doing for so many years and my only happiness is knowing I am not Balloon Boy’s dad, even though that dude’s more famous than I’ll ever be, despite how pathetic he may be….

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Seriously, I Love Halle Berry More and More Everytime I see Her
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Lohan Isn’t Going to Jail…Yet….
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Better Get Those Tissues Ready…
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These Selita Banks Bikini Pics Are Just….Wow
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Mortal Kombat Versus Donkey Kong – VIDEO
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Rosario Dawson Booty Throwback
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Beyonce Is Usually Alright
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Sex Excuse Bingo
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Striptease of the Day
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Here’s a a Video of the Balloon Boy Puking on TV, Probably Due to the Stress
of Realizing His Parents Used Him in Their Quest for Fame Whoreing Bullshit
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God Damn Cindy Crawford is Hot
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These Angelina Jolie Action Films Are Getting Kind of Redundant, But She’s Still Hot, So Whatever
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Pam Anderson, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Marisa Miller Costa Rica Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Introducing Gemma Newman
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How NOT to Demolish a Building – VIDEO
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2 Horny Sluts is Twice the Fun
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Lesbian Teens and a Dildo
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Fergie is an Expert As Tucking Her Penis Away and Could Tech Lady Gaga a Thing or Two
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And MORE Young Lesbians
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Drunk Guy Wants His Beers! – VIDEO
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A Bunch of Weird Vending Machines – Gallery
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Kim Kardahisn Gets Paid $50000 to Show Up at a Party Even Though
When It Comes Down To Shit, She’s a Nobody. What’s Your Job?
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Hungarian Playmate Voksan Virag is Topless
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A Sunset With Adela
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Party Slut Compilation
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I Wanna Be All Over Megan Good’s Ass
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Rita and Sammie Get It On
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Stephanie Emma’s Playboy Photoshoot – VIDEO
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON SEXES UP A BRAND NEW PHOTO SHOOT … AND IT’S AWESOME!
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Lick It Up Ladies, Lick It Up
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Girls Gone TOO Wild
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Kayden Kross Loves Leather
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Kristin Cavallari
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If I Knew Cricket Had Fights, I Would Have Started Watching It Ages Ago
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Various Reactions to a Very Public Penis
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IF You Give In to This Whole Paranormal Activity is SOOOOO Scary Shit, You’re a Moron
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Smoke Em If You Got Em – Video
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Okay I Don’t Care If I’m Fat and Drunk, I Need a Trampoline and a Wall like NOW
Because This Shit is Closest You Will Ever Get To FLYING
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WWE DIVA MARIA IS NOW ON THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE … SO HERE ARE SOME HOT UPSKIRT PHOTOS FOR YOU!
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Two Bonus Videos for the Weekend……

Heavy Metal Roadshow Part 3
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Heavy Metal Roadshow Part 4
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2009

15

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent 4 hours in the train station drinking at the train station bar with my weird friend. After I got drunk enough, I’d mutter “Now that ass is a train I’d love to ride”, well I actually only did it once and I was on my way out when I did it and the girl didn’t even hear me and if she did she would have liked it because she was so fat, all cock is good cock, but it’s the though that counts it was a waste of time as are most things I do, except for my stepLINKS, because them shits are GOLD….and here they are…..

Because the Weekend is Coming Early This Week, Just Like You Always Do
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MORE MIRANDA KERR!!
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Good To Know Dennis Rodman is Still as COmpletely Fucking Insane as Usual
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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RIP MOTHERFUCKER – LOU ALBANO EDITION
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Some Japanese Game Show Prank Hilarity with a Fake Sniper. Amazing
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GIANT CARDBOARD CREATURES INVADE THE NETHERLANDS!
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Kate Moss is Backstage and Topless
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Seriously, If This is True, Jennifer Aniston is a Moron
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Big Wheel Face Smash – VIDEO
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7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Help a Girl Move
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Tara Palmer-Tomkinson Represents Britain With More Poise Than the Queen
and When I Say More Poise, I Mean Like a Dirty Slut
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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How Amazing Would a Cat Fight with Michelle Obama Be?
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong with Tyra Banks?
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Vivica A Fox Has Still Got It
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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Finger Licking Cake
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Adriana Lima Photo Shoot
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More Ralph Lauren Photoshop Controversy
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some Big Boobs on Big Brother
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Idiot Chick Crashes a Bentley – VIDEO
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I Love These videos Where Chicks Fight and Fuck
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Caroline in the Bathtub
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You All Know I Love Kayde Kross
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Here Comes the Beginning of the End for the Jackson Kids
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Kate Beckinsale Gallery
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Amateur with Real Nice Tits
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Gorgeous Nikki Sims
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I Still Can’t Believe Joe Jonas Was Fucking CamilleBelle
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Monica, Dasha and a Vibrator
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Heather Takes Off That Little Bikini
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Go From Bullied To Bully in No Time With These Handy Tricks!
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Here’s How You Can Keep Your Dick Hard, Boys!
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Blade Versus Batman – VIDEO
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ATTACK OF THE ZOMBIES!!!
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Bedtime Stories With Heather
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Teagan Presley Knows How To Use Twitter!!!
(Great Pics!)
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Awesome Office Viral Video
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Shots From Birtney Spears New Video
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LOREN IS ONE PLAYMATE WHOSE NUDE BODY WAS JUST BUILT FOR PORN!
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Mickey Rourke’s Got Some Wild Fuckin’ Style….
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American Apparel Ad With Ass Crack….
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BONUS VIDEO :

Heavy Metal Roadshow Part 2 
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ANOTHER BONUS VIDEO:

These hurtbag snowboarding bums are trying to win a 500 dollar contest to support their hurtbag moochin lifestyle at their local ski hill, I decided to help cuz I am a hurtbag and respect their hustle, and because they read my site. So watch their season opening snowboard video…
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2009

14

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going to get drunk. I’ve been talking to lawyers the last few hours cuz some bullies are trying to sue me since they mismanage their business and don’t know what they are doing. It looks like I am going to win and when I counter sue, like I am going to be rich. So I guess it means time to celebrate!

Here are my links…

Tricia Helfer and Grace Park Are in Maxim Together and Let ME Tell You, It’s Something Else
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Kim Zolciak Needs to Put a Bag Over Her Head, But Her Tits Are Fine By Me
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Because It’s Better Than a Night Drinking, Trust Me
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Marisa Miller Bikini Motherload
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A Day With the Google Street View Guys
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The 12 Hottest Colombian Women
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Wikipedia’s Biggest Fails Ever
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Some British Big Bobbed Sluts in Nuts Magazine. Seriously, Fucking Loads
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Where the Fuck Has Jessica Simpson Been Anyways?
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A Flowchart to Determine What Your Halloween Costume Should Be
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A Lot Of Celeb Cunts Derserve to Be Slapped In the Face, But Leona Lewis Ain’t One of Them
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Striptease of the Day
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YOU CAN OWN SOME OF MICHAEL JACKSONS BURNT HAIR!! HERE’S HOW!!
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This Elisabetta Canalis Cloney is Dating is Fucking Smokin’
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Lily Allen Has a Far Ass and Is Lying to Herself
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I Swear to God Shanna Moakler is a Tranny
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Zoe Duchesne Gallery
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Yahoo Ask is a Source of HOURS of Fun
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Kid Gets Knocked the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Some Deleted Showgirls Scene Which Isn’t Even That Raunchy That Was Deleted
But Here Is It Anyways
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Rihanna is So god Damned Hot, But I Really Don’t Get Her Fashion Choices Sometimes
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Lesbian Sluts Get It On
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Fiji Meat Packers Are a Bunch of Homos, At Least That’s How This Commercial Spells It Out – VIDEO
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A Bunch of Random Photos to Waste Time With
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Victoria Silvstedt Naked Calendar
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Teen Give Her Pussy a Rubdown
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Corin is Downright Sexy
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I Still Have a Thing For That Olga Kurylenko Chick From Bond
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Denis Will Do Funny Things to Your Lower Half
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Muriel Ols Herself Up Real Nice
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Waking Up With Aria Giovanni
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Some Kindergarten Evangelical Preacher Kid Freaking the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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An Olden Days Vagina Kicker!!!
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Who Knew Crazy Paid So Well? Apparently Tyra Banks
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Loud Mouth Hill Billy Squirter
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Dressing Up For Halloween Turned into Undressing
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The 5 Corporations That Are Ruining America
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Vickie Blows 2010 Calendar
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MIRANDA KERR GETS NAKED — YUP, THOSE PICS YOU’VE SEEN, PLUS EXCLUSIVE NEW ONES AND A HOT BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO
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BONUS VIDEO

Heavy Metal Roadshow Part 1
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2009

13

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just ate a jar of peanut butter because it’s all my wife bought this week grocery shopping and I was hungry. I think I must have developed a peanut allergy the last few months since the last time I ate peanuts because I feel like I am getting choked out or maybe my wife poisoned me. I guess it doesn’t matter, I’m probably just being a whining bitch from sitting on my couch all day and having little else to think about than my impending death and my stepLINKS…..

So here are my steplinks…..you’ll have to wait for my impending death.

Honestly, Seeing Lucy Pinder With Clothes On Would Shock the Hell Out of Me
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Sam Ronson’s Family Really Fucking Hates Lohan
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This Picture Would Be Hotter if the Mask On Her Face Was York Cum and She Was Eating Your Cock
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Jaime Pressly’s Hot Body in a Bikini of the Day
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Drunk Birtish Slut Panty Upskirt
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The Reublicans Are Striking Back at Will Ferrel or Something
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FORGET AUBREY O’DAY AND HOLLY MADISON’S BULLSHIT. ANGELICA BRIDGES AND HER FINE ASS TITS RULE LAS VEGAS!
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Untitled The Movie…
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AHHHHHHH Kylie Minogue!
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Get To Know 90210’s New Hottie
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In Honor of Marge Simpson, Here’s Some Rejected Playboy Cartoon Cover Girls
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Striptease of the Day
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Lookin Good Sweetheart Causes Car Crach From Sucking Dick…of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I’m Love/Hate With Kim Kardashian’s Ass, Today It’s a Love Type Thing
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I Forgot That Sophia Bush is Kinf of Sexy
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Carrie Underwood Looks Like Barabie But With Smaller Tits
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And a Little More Kim K
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Andrea Parker Gallery
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Cherry is a Russian Redhead
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Worker Falls on His Face – Video
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Karl Lagerfeld Never Ceases to Amaze Me With His Kuntness and I Love Him
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Amateur Fucks a Dildo
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Teen Slut Has Sex for a Bacon Cheeseburger
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KILL THE FUCKING SEAGULLS
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Avril Lavige Left That Troll Dereck Whibley for a Billionaire
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Rebecca Gayheart Topless Photoshoot
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Wow, Lucy Has Some Huge god Damn Tits
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Some Kiki Klement Will Make Your Day Better
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Josan Maran is Looking Alright in the Hot Mess Kind of Way
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Nellie is Open Wide
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Karla Spice Takes It Off
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Internet Communities Explain
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Jaime Pressly – Bikini Candids On Her Honeymoon in Mexico
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Miss Plastic Surgery – The Contest
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Nia Long is So Hot in That Girl Next Door Kind of Way and I Almost Forgot About Her
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Pussy Puncher
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Awhhh Roman Polanski is Depressed in Jail!
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Man on Man Blowjobs Are No Longer Gay
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