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2009

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent the entire day with some single, 35 year old woman who I could tell was dying for cock at the dive bar that I was at. It’s like at a certain age some hormone kicks in and bitches just don’t get selective about the dick they take in, they just want to take it in. It’s like their uterus screams at them to fill its walls with semen and although it is funny to watch, especially when the obviously unattractive chick is trying to be sexy, whether with her dance or the way she drinks her drink or sucks her lollipop, and it’s also rewarding when you cum all over their faces, not that I did, because I can’t get it up, but I promise you that I seriously tried.

Here are my stepLINKS…..


This Video of Katie Price on Chelsea Handler is Amazing For So Many Reasons
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Because I’m Sure Your Week Was As Pathetic and Depressing As Mine Was
Actually, Yours Was Probably Worse
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So That One Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Has Multiplied Into Eight.
This Shit is Gonna Leak Sooner or Later, Mark My Words
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Shakira’s Sexiest Pics
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Top 50 Worst Videogame Voice Acting
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Anna Friel Panty Upskirt
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I Can’t Decide If I Would Bang Renee Zellweger
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SOMEBODY BUY ME A SMART MOP RIGHT NOW!!
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Abigail Clancy is Making the Fuck Me Eyes
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Say Hello to Pania Rose
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Striptease of the Day
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – You’re Under Arrest
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Janice Dickinson Is Over The Hill And I Can’t Imagine What Her Vagina Looks Like
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I’ll Give Emily Rossum Something to Suck On
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Halle Berry Is Amazing, Even If It Means Sitting Through a Bit of Tyra Banks
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Marisa Miller Cosmo Shoot 2009
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Bridget is in Fishnets
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Pole Dance Wedding Fail
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Girl Treats Her Pussy to a Little Fisting Action
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Yeah So Maybe Calling 911 and Dirty Talking the Operator Isn’t The Best Idea?
(SERIOUSLY, DUDE ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED)
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Lucia is Oh So Busty
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Cléo Pires and Juliana Pae for Arezzo
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Melissa Lauren Has Some Alone Time
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Olga Pavlova Provides Some Excellent Eye Candy
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Mischa Barton is Topless/Covered
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Gotta Love the Girl on Girl Action
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Krissy’s Body is a Work Of Art. FACT.
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That’s Right Kim, Put It In Your Mouth
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Lucky Lesbians Kina Kai and Camryn Kliss
(Say That 5 Times Fast)
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Sunny Leone Loses Her ingerie
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Obviously These Ladies Like to Show They Love Their Country
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Some Body Paint Babes
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Peaches and Ivette Are the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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American Curves Seems Like My Type of Magazine
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Some Wasted Chick Pisses Her Dress, The Rips It Off
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That Aquarium Looks Like It Needs Some Water
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Celebrities Doing Drugs! A Video Collection
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A Guy Can Dream, Can’t He?
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Romanian Lady Goes Crazy on Live TV
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Kelly Osbourne Looks Like a Doll I’d Like to Fuck
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CHECK THIS OUT! ONE OF JENNA JAMESON’S EARLIEST PORN PHOTO SHOOTS … FUCK, SHE WAS SO HOT!
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WWE DIVA ASHLEY MASSARO IN THE NUDE
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