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2009

09

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still on twitter protest which is pretty shitty for the 5 people who read the smut I write because I have been face to face with some serious shit the last 4 days. From crack dens to hip jop dance shoes in the park with homeless women and teenage girls, and for the most part I’ve been drunk, but until I reach 5,000 followers, I can’t go back to that shit, otherwise I look like an idiot, which I am okay with since it is a constant theme, but in all honesty, I love that the stress of writing everything I see has ended, and I can actually enjoy the motherfucking weirdness…

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Here are my stepLINKS….

Geisy Arruda Wasn’t Slutting It Up Nearly Enough If You Ask Me….But Thet Never Really Do….
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The Difference Between Real and Fake Tits – VIDEO
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Because If Your Money Has Been Anything Like Mine Has, You’re Probably Ready
To Blwo Your Brains Out and Need a Nice Pick Me Up
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Joanna Krupa is Lookin’ Mighty, Mighty Fine
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Hot Model Of The Day: Lily Cole Pics
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Grand Theft Frogger
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Sittin’ on the Toilet – VIDEO
(This is as Awesome as It Is Territying)
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Inna Elena Alexander See Through Nipples Peek
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Katie Holmes Can Be Kind of Hot When She Puts The Effort In
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Marvel Goes Horribly WRONG!
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The Best Football Celebration Dances Ever
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THEY ARE MAKING A SHENENEH and WANDA MOVIE
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Strip Film of the Day
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Bond Girl Eva Green naked for British Tatler
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Demi Moore Has Still Got It
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Jailbait or Not Dakota Fanning is Lookin’ Good
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Lindsay Lohan is Braless, Hates Father
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Jessica Alba Throwback Gallery
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The Worst/Best Porno Movie Ever Made
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Blair Waldorf is a Dirty Slut and I Like It
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You Have Diabetes You Say? No Shit
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Sausage Anyone? – VIDEO
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Mandy May is Into Fetish
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Idiot Gets Owned By a Motorbike – VIDEO
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They May Be Implants, But It’s Quite the Rack Anyways
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Alessandra Ambrosio is the Kind of Team I Like Ana Beatriz Barros
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Topless
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Amateur Shows Off Her Pussy
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Ava Dawn is Very Easy on the Eyes
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Little Kim, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Some Wasted Amateurs Going Insane
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Isis Taylor is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Aria Giovanni and Erica Campbell Busty Rubdown
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Carlie is a Cuber Girl
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Liz Hurley Vs. Eva Herzigova
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I Don’t Know What the Fuck is Up With This Bitch and Her Poetry But Her and Her Shitty Song Are Hilarious
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HOLY SHIT!!! LITERALLY!!
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Fashion Forward People of Walmart Unite!
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If Soccer is Anything Like This Photo, I Don’t Know Why I Don’t Watch IT
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And Now, The Best Lady Geek Halloween Costume Ever
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I Want This Chick to Slap Me With Her Pimp Hand
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PAM ANDERSON LIFTS UP HER SKIRT AND EXPOSES HERSELF … AT A FUCKIN’ CHARITY EVENT! HER HEPA-TWAT SHOULD BE IN A PADDED CELL!
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BONUS – 900 PICS OF GIRLS ON TOILETS
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2009

06

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am protesting twitter because I have done 5,000 updates but don’t have 5,000 followers and I like things to be balanced out because I am obsessive compulsive. So I need 200 people to follow me on twitter to get started and that’s where you come in….so if you aren’t following me…..then

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That said, someone made me watch the first half hour of the Shauna Sand sex tape , it may not be hot, because she looks like a corpse and her pussy is grey, meaty, no longer functional and possibly confused as to whether or not it is a vagina, but it is a great way to learn french…

Another way to learn french, my stepLINKS….because they are so badly written they must be another language….now click em.

Cuban Beauties are easy cuz they will do anything for a Green Card…..
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Cat Fight on the Soccer Field!! – VIDEO
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Kristin Cavallari’s in a See Thru Shirt
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Because What the Fuck Else Are You Gonna Do This Weekend?
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Beyonce Is More Fun to Stare At When She Dances, But These Photos Ain’t Half Bad
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If The Zoo Was Like This Video, I Would Probably Go More Often
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German Actress Davorka Tovilo Is In a See Through Dress, And When I Say See Through, I Mean SEE THROUGH
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A Tribute to Billy Mays – VIDEO
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Diane Kruger is Looking Good in a Black Dress
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Trainwreck 100 – The World’s Most Worthless Celebrities
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A Flowchart to Determine How You Should Spend Your Last $20
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Australia Hates Britney Spears
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Seriously, I Think Megan Fox Looks Her Best When She is Dressed Down
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I May Hate Katy Perry, But Judging By These Pics, She Looks Like She May Be Good at Sex
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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These Real Housewives Sluts And Fucked Up Man
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Not Sure What’s Happening in this Stripping Contest But Here It Is Anyways
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A Week Isn’t Complete Without David Hasslehoff Being Drunk and Doing Something Ridiculous
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Peaches and Her Friend Get It On
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Eva Wyrwal Takes Her Tits Out in Nuts Nuts
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The JLO Sex Tape is Going to Drop Any Day Now
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Zoe Britton Takes It All Off
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James Galdolfini Will Punch You In the Face! – VIDEO
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Web Came Ass Shaker Is Impressive
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Check Out the Nude It Iphone App
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Stacy Dash is So Fucking Hot and I Don’t Know Why We Don’t See More Of Her
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Gotta Love Some Lesbian Teen Action
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And MORE Lesbian Action!
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Danni Ashe Gives You a Virtual Lap Dance
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Tan Lines Aren’t So Bad When They ARe On a Nice Rack
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Super Sexy Sweater Kittens: 2009 Edition
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Shay Laren and Ashlynne Brooke Take a Shower
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Kelley Thompson is a Playboy Babe
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And MORE Proof Women Can’t Drive – VIDEO
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Hey Lady, Where’s The Beef?
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Television Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Around the Corner At Your Local Pizza Hut
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How to Do Your Make Up Like a Whore
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Robert De Niro is in a Kate Beckinsale/Dres Barrymore Sandwich
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WHAT IN THE FUCK DID MIRANDA KERR DO TO HERSELF?
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KIMBERLY SERIOUSLY HAS THE NICEST LOOKING PUSSY I’VE EVER SEEN!
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Bonus – Some Cam Girl And Her Awesome Tits
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2009

05

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Good news….my dog didn’t die. Bad news…neither did my wife. You’d think that after 10 years of destroying herself by eating and no exercising that her heart would give out, I mean that logic is the reason I married her in the first place, hoping there was a light at the end of this miserable tunnel, but for some reason I’m the unluckiest motherfucker and she’s probably going to outlive me, forcing me to miss out on the single life I’ve been dying for all these years…you know coming home drunk to no one to bother me is just a luxury I guess I don’t deserve…

Here’s a luxury you deserver…in the form of today’s stepLINKS….Lucky you….

Vida Guerra in a Bathing Suit…..Wow….
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A Sling Shot Bikini Contest Seems to Make a Bad Day More Tolerable
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Lohan’s Family Insanity That Explains Why She’s Such a Fucked Up Slut….Of the Day
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Because Sometimes the Only Way to End a Bad Day is To Pull One Out
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Amerie Is Sexy As Hell
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Either Kristen Stewart is Pregnant or She’s Just Getting Real Fucking Fat
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6 Minutes of Random Things Happening for One Reason or Another
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THE 10 GREATEST VERY SPECIAL EPISODES EVER!!!
(Whatchu Talkin Bout Jesus?!)
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Irish TV Star Christine Bleakley Upskirt
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Security Cameras + Minimum Wage Employees = AWESOME!
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25 Girls Playing Football In Their Underwear
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I Wanna Bone Heather Locklear so Bad It Hurts
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Barbie Duran is Taking It All Off
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Milla Jovovich is Lookin’ Mighty Fine in Maxim
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Miranda Kerr Can Totally Look Like Jailbail Sometimes But It’s Awesome Cause Imagination Can’t Get You Arrested
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Whatever Stupid Thing She is Wearing Charlize Theron is Alright in My Books
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What Kind of World Are We Living In When a Dumb Cunt Files a Retraining Order Against Mini Me?
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Daiana Ygropoulou May Have a Weird Name, But When You Lay Your Eyes On Her, It Won’t Matter Anymore
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Can’t Get Enough of Naked Sluts Playing Wii
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Check Out Kim K’s Shiner
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Keep Practicing Idiot – VIDEO
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Keri Gets Her Rocks Off By The Pool
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Heaven is Hanging Out on the Grass
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Why Hello Candice Swanepoel
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Watch This Idiot Girl Fall Off a Skateboard – VIDEO
(Seriously This Cunt Bails Hard)
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Genevieve Godbout Will Help Thursday Go Out With a Bang
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Eve Wyrwal and Some Topless Lingerie
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An Amateur Gallery is Like a Warm Glass Of Milk Before Bed
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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When Slutty Teens Strip Down – VIDEO
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Maggie Grace is Hot in That Girl Next Door Kind of Way
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A Nice Piece of Ass is a Nice Piece of Ass, No?
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I Love When Sluts Are Drunk and Reckless
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Angel Dark Strips It All Off
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victoria white hates her tights
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Yo, if your boyfriend were the president!!! – VIDEO
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Playmate Says She Was Stuck In The Bed Masturbating For A Whole Day “I Was Addicted To Playing With Myself!”
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Skywalking for Endless Love – VIDEO
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The Scales of Justice Are Tipped
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Ariel Takes Her Lingerie Off
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Some Photos From Celebrity Sex Rehab
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Rihanna Spills The Beans
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I Wonder Of Gwen Stefani Does the Reverse Cowgirl?
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I’m Fatter Than Kirstie Alley, Why The Fuck Don’t I Have a TV Show?
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BEYONCE GETS ALL SORTSA KINKY AND SEXY AT THE MTV EUROPEAN MUSIC AWARDS!
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Funny Prank – Sending Nude Chicks to a Virgin Geek Video Game Competition
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2009

04

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

My dog just at a chocolate bar my wife left laying around. Turns out chocolate is toxic for dogs and I had to call the vet, he may die and I guess this may be the end of a short lived friendship, because despite thinking I hate him, this brush with death has made me feel nothing but love for him. Wish us luck, I know I’m an asshole, but he’s just a little guy and doesn’t deserve this, I’m going to give him what could be one last belly rub…I almost feel tears creeping up on me…

Sienna Miller is Getting Stuffed With Penis Like a Turkey Does With Stouffers
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Kim Kardashian in the Ring
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There is 100% a Carrie Prejean Sex Tape in Existance, Though It May Never See The Light Of Day
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Because We All Need a Little Helping Hand and I Can’t Ver Well Jerk Off For You
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I’ve Heard the Expression “Boom Mic in a China Shop” But This is Ridiculous
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Who Said It: Sarah Palin Or Anna Nicole Smith?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Slut Named Rochelle and Her Panty Upskirt
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Donger is a New Breed of Cop
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I Don’t Mind a Little Drew Barrymore Now and Again
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Emma Frain is Glorious
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Here’s The New Trailer for Angelina Jolies Movie and The Fact That It’s in Russian Makes It Hilarious
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate Hudson is Right, All Men Want is Sex and a Sandwich
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Natalie Portman Looks Just Like Keira Knightley In this Magazine, Holy Fuck
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HAHAHAHHA Kim Kardashian Got Knocked The Fuck Out
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HEY IDIOTS WHO BELIEVE THE WORLD WILL END IN 2012!! IT’S NOT GOING TOO!
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A Heidi Klum Photoshoot
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Natali Blond is Busty
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Nicole Kidman Looks Like a Kinky Wax Figure
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Nip Slip Catfight – VIDEO
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Babe With a Hot Ass Gets Herself Off
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Alejandra Cata Does Lingerie
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Madison and Mackenzie Have a Happy Halloween
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Let’s Shit on Ashley Simpson Some More
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Sophie Monk Throwback
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Just a Hot Babe Taking Her Clothes Off
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Bask in Zuzana
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She May Have Herpes, But Sometimes, Just Sometimes, I Think About Bangin’ Paris Hilton
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Denise Milani is Rolling Around in the Sand
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Andi Valentino is a Hot Rocker Chick
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Capri Cavalli & Katalin Kiraly Topless Kissing
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Hannah Hilton Removes Her Green Lingerie
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Man Lohan’s Dad is a Fucking Parasite
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Insane Vehicle I’ll Never Get But I Still Want of the Day
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Praise the Lord!!! Praise Jesus!!!
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DJ AM’s House is For Sale
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Now There’s Some Big Tits
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Me and My STD – VIDEO
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120 Hot Girls Doing Keg Stands
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Malin Ackerman and Some Upskirts
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Some Brad Pitt Cock for the QUeers…and Curious
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Hot Mormon Muffins
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The Blow Up Bra
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THE UNCENSORED OUTTAKES OF THE KELLY BROOK LINGERIE PHOTO SESSION ARE FUCKIN’ AWESOME!
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2009

03

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Despite popular belief, the stepLINKS do not get me laid, but then again either has pretending I have chocolate or a burger or a slice of pizza or cookies or really any baked good for that matter in my pants in a room full of fat chicks like the girl in this picture did, so I’m not quite sure why I bother doing them, so I’m just a disaster but day after day, like clockwork, I do…..so click the least you can do is click fucking links…asshole.

Kristen Stewart is Officially a Piece of Fucking Trash – But You Already Knew That – Provided You Know Who She Is…And If You Do That Means You’re a 15 Year Old Girl…So How Are YOu Doing???
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Jessica Simpson is the New Roger Ebert
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I Wish Ciara Would Take a Break From What She is Doing an Wrap Those Legs Around Me
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How To: Deal with Your Drunk Neighbor
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Pam Anderson’s Cleavage and Hard Nipples
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Because Your Life is More Sad and Depressing Than Mine is, and That’s No Smart Feat
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Rihanna’s New Hair is Stupid, But She is Still Pretty Hot So Whatever
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The Hottest Girls Born In November
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And That’s Why You Don’t Do Bike Jumps With Two People On the Bike – VIDEO
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When Stewie Watched 2 Girls 1 Cup
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Ahhhh To Be Drunk and Driving a Forklift in Moscow – VIDEO
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25 Little People Being Awesome
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Kate Hudson is Pretending To be Madonna…or Something
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Yeah I’d Totally Bang Carrie Underwood
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Seriously, WTF Happened to Kirstie Alley, She Used to Be a BABE
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Agyness Deyn is Fucking Weird, But She’s a Model So I Would Still Bang Her
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Adriana Lima and Isabeli Fontana – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know About You, But I Wanna Go to The Bar With Keifer Sutherland
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who’s Smarter, Men or Women? Let’s Decide Once and For All – VIDEO
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Sucker Punch Knocks a Bitches Wig Off – VIDEO
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Redhead Gets Her Pussy Stretched By a Friend
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Addison Miller is Your Cyber Slut of the Day
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Halloween Streetfight = VIDEO
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Sleeping Secuirty Guards – A Gallery
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Ashley Simpson is Going Crazy in 3…2…1…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Some Jenna Jameson, Before the Whole ‘Baby Ruining Her Vagina’ Thing
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Eveline Takes It All Off
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When The Babes Get Eash Other Off
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Julie Benz is Fucking Bonable All Right
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A Teenaged Slut and Her Pierced Pussy
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Capri is the Kind of Girl You Want Around A Lot
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Carrie Covers Herself in Shaving Cream
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Heather Likes to Play With Herself and Frankly, I Don’t Blame Her
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Miley Cyrus Jailbail Halloween Costume
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Women Calls 911 On Herself For Drunk Driving – VIDEO
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Some 11 Year old Girl Just Became the World’s Youngest Mother. Jesus
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Mr Plow, That’s His Name…
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Kelly Brooke is Fine By Me
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AFTER LOOKING AT THESE EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS, I WANT TO FUCK WWE DIVA MARIA KANELLIS
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10 Things that Ruin Porn
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2009

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

If funny things happened in my life, I’d have more to say right now. If anything, I’d be out living them, but they don’t.

I am boring but at least I have my stepLINKS….they give me the illusion that I have a purpose….

Lohan Continues to Spread Her STDs Throughout Hollywood
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Kim Kardashian Whores It Up Proper
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Penny Mathis in Lingerie Will Make Funny Things Happen in Your Pants
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AnnaLynne AcCord Nipple Slip Action
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Because What the Fuck Else Are You Doing Tonight
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Hot Gallery With Pornstar Kristina Rose
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Ghost Stories With Ghostface Killah
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Christpher Walken Does a Lady Gaga Parody, And It’s Awesome
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Jessica Biel is Most Definitely fuckin in Her Next Movie and Here’s Some Pics to Tide You Over
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Tropical Mexico…And What I Did on Pills While I Was There.
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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What Your Halloween Costume Really Said About You
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Striptease of the Day
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John Gosselin Takes His I’m Sorry Tour to Any Jews Who Will Listen
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Bryan Adams Took Topless Photos of Pink. Too Bad He Didn’t Get Her to Show Her Dick
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Marisa Miller is Dressed Like a Sexy Military Slut and I Love It
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Botos or Not Kate Hudson is Lookin Good As Always
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Christina Aguilera is a Hot Skeleton
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FHM’s Lingerie Buyers Guide
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Gisele and Violet Are Sexy Devils
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Watch This Girl Beat a Dude at Counterstrike and Him Flip the Fuck Out
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College Slut is Wiiiiiiide Open
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Latoya Jackson is Dressed Up as God Knows Fucking What, But Take a Look Anyways
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Kayden Kross is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Christy Hemme Sluts It Up in More Ways Than I Count
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Asian Teenage Whores Make Out
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Everyday is Halloween for Bai Ling, But Here She is Anyway
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Eva Mendes Nude is Always Something I Want to Take a Look At
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Seriously This Chick is Almost Perfect
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The Best Part Abotu A Halloween Costume is When It Comes Off
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I Forgot What a Hot Piece Jewel Was, Here’s Some Bikini Shots
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A Slut in a Tiny Bikini Will Always Make You Wanna Get Your Fuck On!
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Mandy Lynn is What (Porn) Dreams Are Made Of
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Tara Sparks Oils Up Her Huge fucking Tits
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We Cann Use a Day at the Beach and a Naked
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I’d Totally Bang Gwen Stefani in This Cowgirl Costume
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ZOMBIES SLUTS ATTACK!!
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Yeah I’d Still Facefuck Ivana Trump in Her Botox Filled Mug
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There’s Very Few Times I Am Speecheless, and This is One of Them.
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Seriously, If Elton John Dies, Fuck 2009
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The 51 Best Halloween Links on The Internets
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Here’s a Porn Clip That Just Gets Better and Better The More You Watch IT
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Creepiset Halloween PSA Ever
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ARIA GIOVANNI SCORES A MAJOR EUROPEAN MODELING CONTRACT … SHE MUST BE REWARDING THE EXECS WITH HER AWESOME PUSSY!
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2009

30

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Halloween is going to be fucking crazy and by “crazy” I mean boring, because every year I am let down at how typical Halloween plays out. It’s always the same costumes. Nothing crazy ever happens. I don’t know why idiots jump thru the hoops and do it year after year but can only assume it is because they are miserable and bored in life.

I guess we’ll find out Monday if anyting worth happening happened, but I have no fucking hope, and the sad thing is all I really need to make this Halloween better than Halloween’s past is more fucking nudity and less fucking cockteasing chicks letting their inner sluts out PG-13 style…I need people fucking as a costume, or girls masturbating as a costume, or bitches addicted to my dick as a costume

…either way, who cares, click on my stepLINKS….they are more satisfying…


Veronika London is a Slut from Toro Magazine You’ll Want to Fuck 
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Why Am I Not Surprised that Katie Price Likes Banging Cross Dressing Trannys?
Seriously Though I Wonder Who’s cock is Bigger
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Personally I’d Like to Know Where Megan Fox Bought Her “Un-Talented Actress Who is an Ungreatful Little Snot But Has a Nice Rack” Costume, Cause It is Bang On
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If Lohan is Back on the Peen, Then Girl Should Keep It Up, Cause She Looks Better Than She Has in Months
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Being a Loser Virgin Just Got a Tiny Bit Less Pathetic!
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Five Rejected Heroes Characters.
I Know It’s Hard to Believe They’d Turn Anyone Down But These REALLY Suck
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Some “Home Alone X Saw” Halloween Hilarity
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Laura Drzewicka Topless
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After All This Time, I’d Still Fuck Demi Moore
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A Gallery of Halloween Whores
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Striptease of the Day
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Rumer Willis Is Most Def Gonna Get Down With Some Girl on Girl Action and The Slut She is Doing It With is Hot
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Britney is Actually Looking Fuckable Again Lately and Her She is In a Clip From Her New Video
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Dennis Hopper is Going to Die in 3….2….1….
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Man Leona Lewis is Smokin’ and I Don’t Give Her Enough Credit
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Who is Deborah Gibson, Where did She Get Her Devil Costume, and Why Isn’t She Sitting On My Penis?
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You Know I’ve Never Watched Tennis Before, But If It’s Anything Like This Video, I’m Starting to Think I Should
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Emily’s Halloween Costume is Stellar and It’s Even Better When She Takes It Off
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THE CYBORGS ARE COMING!!! – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alison Angel Flys Solo
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Angelica and The Fucking Machine Sure Made a Mess of Each Other
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart: The Schlitz Malt Liqour Slut Edition
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When It Comes to Fights I’d Like to Watch, It Really Doesn’t Get Much Better Than Drunk Chicks VS Old People In a Language I Can’t Understand
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When Paz Vega is Around It Just Makes It An All Around Better Day
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I’m Sure You Have Never Heard of Daria Werbowy But Here She is Posing Naked In Vogue
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A World Without Amateur Internet Sluts Is Not a World I Want to Live In
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Is It Me Or Are the Girls Dressing Extra Slutty This Year For Halloween?
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Taylor Momsen Has The Hollywood Whore Junk Halo All Over Her
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REMEMBER WWE DIVA “SUNNY”? HERE SHE IS IN SOME HOT NAKED LESBIAN PICS WITH MISSY HYATT AND HER 44 EEE TITS!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sluts and Car Washes Pretty Much Go Hand in Hand, No?
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Zoe Britton and Lena Get Seriously Down and Dirty
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The Noisy Neighbors Are Making Sex!!! LISTEN!
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The View Can’t Get Much Better Than This
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The 15 Most Beautifully Busty Japanese Babes
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Bobbi Eden and Kelle Marie Make One Hell of a Team
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German Sex Shows Look Like the Type of Show I Wanna Be At
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Come to Grandma…
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Some Butch Halloween Costumes For Your Son Who is Most Probably Gay
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HOW FUCKING AMAZING IS STEVEN HAWKING’S HALLOWEEN COSTUME?!
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Tom From Myspace Wants To Be Your Facebook Friend!!
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UFC RING CARD GIRL “EDITH” HAS THE BIGGEST TITS IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!
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Celebrity Secrets Intercepted! Famous Idiots Spill the Beans And You Get to Laugh at Them
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Some Fat Ass in Tight Jeans and Cowboy Boots….
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Bonus – Someone Made a Receipt for the Night That Went Down in The Hangover
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2009

30

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

So I responded to a mass email someone sent me saying:

Thanks….

What is everyone wearing right now – I am masturbating and this will help me.

I appreciate it….

and some dyke freaked out cuz she was clearly raped or molested as a child and has now denounced dick….

Why don’t you just go kill yourself? Do something good for the world, rid it of yourself.  You sincerely are the biggest loser in the world. You’re more revolting than an infected scab, which you’re no doubt covered with, at least inside your own demented head. Really, go shoot yourself. 

It’s the least you can do.

You are a real piece of crap.

Angie (the lesbian)

Here was my response….

Ang sent me some of the sweetest words a man has ever been given to masturbate to… you guys should take notes….whenever someone calls me an infected scab it reminds me of all the down on their luck girls who had to sell themselves for sex that I have gone down on…..thanks for the bringing back the good memories….baby.

You seem a little uptight, do you need a little massage? I have a dolphined shaped one in my bedroom that is non threatening for a penis hating cunt like you because I always knew there would be a time it would come in handy and the right lesbian would come my way. That time is today..now please, grab your ankles and drop your men’s box shorts your wearing cuz panties are so uncomfortable against your fat internet ass.

You are garbage, no wonder you were molested. Everyone always molests the weak ones…..

Love

Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

Here are my stepLINKS…

You Will Want to FUck this Cam Girl
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Sophie Monk is a Whorish Lady Bug
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Amy Winehouse has a Hot Fucking Ass In Her Mini Skirt….
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The Guy Who Tried to Assassinate Bill Clinton Interviews Himself in Prison
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Because It Will Help Wash the Pain of this Week Away
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As Much I Hate to Admit This, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Have Amused Me
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Jimmy Kimmel Insults Melissa Joan Hart and It’s Kind of Amazing
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Some HERE’S Some Ideas for Lohan’s New Tattoos!!
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I Don’t Know Who Severina Vuckovic Is, But she is Smokin’ and Here Are Her Panties
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How Long Before the Taylor Lautner X Taylor Swift X Selena Gomez Sex Tape Hits?
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THEY ARE DOUCHEBAGS – VIDEO
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Some Letters to Annoying People on Halloween
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Striptease of the Day
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Chelsea Handler is on the Cover of Playboy
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JOHN GOSSELIN AND OCTOMOM ARE GONNA TEAM WHORE FOR THE CAMERAS!!!
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Mindy Kaling From The Office is Hilarious and I Love Her
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Jessica Biel is Looking Alright
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$20 Say Paris Hilton Would Fit That Pumpkin Up Her Snatch
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Katarina Ivanovska is Wearing Lingerie
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LADIES!!! ROBERT PATTISON WILL GO DOWN ON YOU!!!
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Samantha Buxton is Buxom
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Here’s The Video of Brad Pitts Bike Crash
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Lesbians Lick Pussy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Cassie Keller is a Looker
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Some Slut in a Bikini Kicks a Reporter in the Nuts!! – VIDEO
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A Bunch of Halloween Cakes That Make Me Want to Murder My Wife For Not Being a Domestic
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Savy THe Boobs PSA
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Yeah Well If I Was Josh Duhamel I Would Be Cheating on Fergie Too
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Lindsay Lohan Topless Throwback
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When Mony Takes a Bath….
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Yup, It’s Lesbo Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Two School Girls and Their Lollipops
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Meet Jessica Moore
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Sareena Lee Has The Biggest Tits I Have Ever Seen
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Abbey Brookes is Sexy
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Joe Jackson Really Is Father of the Year
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A Horribly Slow Murderer With The Extremely Inefficient Weapon
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DEATH BY DILDO!!
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It Was a Real Family Moment
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Endless Fun on the Fucking Machine
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Some of the Crasiest Condoms You Will Ever See
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Girls Gone TOO Wild – The Halloween Edition
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Some Vintage Angelina Jolie Shots
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ARIA GIOVANNI TRIES TO BE A MAINSTREAM MODEL … AND THE PUSSY LICKIN’ PORN STAR AIN’T BAD!
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Halloween Special….

Halloween Costume Ideas For Black Folk
Save the costume drama for Obama!
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Tips For Enjoying Halloween
…None of which include doing a “Bruno” impression
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2009

28

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I have H1N1, not because I want attention, but because I feel like death. If you’re lucky I will die tonight, if I’m lucky this is just in my head because I’m a pussy with nothing better to do that wonder what various diseases I have. I’ll write better shit when I feel better because I am too weak to get mad and internet battle people, so until then….Here are my stepLINKS…

The Hot Dripping Vagina on Battlestar Galactica
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Boob Wars!!
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Heidi Montag is a Jesus Worshipping street Walker
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Because A Day Without Pulling On Out Isn’t a Day Worth Living
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Natalia Vodianov is Showing Her Nipples, So She’s Fine By Me
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And Now, The Most Terrifying Childrens Toy EVer
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Kelly Brooke is See Through and I Love It
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Soccer Guitar Hero!!! – VIDEO
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Joe Jackson is Living the Fucking Life
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When Dating Videos Go Wrong. Well, Honestly Do They Ever Go Right?
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Man Jennifer Lopez is Looking Hot Lately
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Douchebags of the United States, Classified By Region
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Striptease of the Day
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How About a Jodie Marsh, Katie Price Cat Fight
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Wanna Puke? Courtney Loe Through the Years
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AHHHHHHHH Shakira You Are Glorious
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Cindy Crawford Defy’s All Logic When It Comes to Aging
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Abigail Clancy is Back on the Scene and Lookin Better Than Ever
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Most Terrifying Prank EVer
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Nikki Case is In the Woods
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Cliff Jump Faceplant – VIDEO
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Cresspiest Sexual Abuse Ad Ever
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Kali and the Fucking Machine
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The Baboon Wants Some Boobs and Honestly I Can’t Blame Him
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Guess Who’s Back on the Market?? She May Have Herpes From Corey Feldman, But I’m Not Picky.
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Random Pics Are Always Great Time Wasters
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Rosie Jones is a Naked Roller Skater
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This Russian Stripping Contest Looks Kind of Awesome
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Seriously, I Am All About Brunettes
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Ashley Tisdale’s Nose Job Ruined Her Career, But At Least She’s Got a Tight Little Body
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Youngin’ Licks a Dildo and Eats and Ice Cream
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Tamara Loves Double Penetration
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Karina Has Some Big Ol’ Tits and There’s Not Much More to Say Than That
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Glazed Donut Cheese Burger, Pleasssseee!
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Yeah, I’d Bang Michelle Obama, Check It
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BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVERRR!!
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Mystery Meat of the Day
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Mindy Vega Has a Thing for Lollipops
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Why Spandex Rules – A Gallery
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Okay, Not Only Was Sean Connery James Bond, But By The Sounds Of It He Had the Best Childhood EVER
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Britney Murphy is Completely Fucking Insane
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Sexy Handstand….VIDEOOOO
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PERFECT TITS. PERFECT ASS. PERFECT PUSSY. IF THIS BITCH WAS A DEAF MUTE, SHE’D BE THE ULTIMATE CATCH!
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2009

27

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Here is a picture of some girl in a Playboy shirt, made up like a little whore, was slandering me on Facebook – she wrote this on my wall:

you make me sick. i know you’re trying to be funny but reading your posts it seems like you’re the one with a mental illness…or your just highly fucking disturbed. degrading girls like that is not right, and sooner or later your sickness will take a new form. i hope you get better, for your sake and women as well.

This was my reply;

I just made friends with a runaway at the bus stop, her dad was a drunk who beat her, so I offered her a place to shower and have a warm meal. I made her read the message you left on my wall, over and over and over and over, before the roofies kicked in and I had the opportunity to have really dirty surprise sex she wasn’t in the mood for but will never remember. I just want you to know that it is all your fault.

I just made you famous, bitch. Here are my stepLINKS….

Some Wrestler Poses Nude for Playboy…a Female Wrestler….Sorry To Let You Down…Gaylord..
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Now THAT’s MUSCLE CONTROL – VIDEO
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A Back Alley Pharmacist’s Wet Dream
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Because Your Life is Even More Sad and Mroe Lonely Than Mine Is
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Jessica Simpson is a Terrorist
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Terminator 2 RAP – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The Shake Weight Will Get You Ripped – VIDEO
(Wait…Hunh?)
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Lily Allen Upskirt Action
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Ultimate Warrior Throwback
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I Swear Beyonce Looks Her Best When She is Dressed Down
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25 Naughty Halloween Nurses
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I Swear to God if Kate Gosselin Ends Up Being in Movies I Will Fly to Hollywood and Killer Her Myself
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Striptease of the Day
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Daryl Hannah and Her Nipples Are Back on the Scene
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James Franco is Funny…Kinda… – VIDEO
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Renee Zellweger is Lookin Pretty Hot
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Family Guys Hates Windows 7 Too
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Italian TV is All About Exposed Asses and Shit
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Out of Control Race Car – VIDEO
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It’s Squirting Time!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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For All You Dudes Who Ever Wanted to Fuck a Vampire, Now if Your Chance
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Take a Peek at the Nuts 2010 Calendar
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A Can Car is the Only Car I Will Ever Be Able to Afford
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Shannon Elizabeth is Topless
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Adrian in Lingerie
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Lezzies Get It On
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Ahhhhhhh Kate Beckinsale
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Lookin Good Sweetheart With a Dildo of the Day
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Kayla Paige is Oh So Sexy
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Heavan Huntington Takes a Shower
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Sunny Leone Will Make Your Day Better
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Women and Her Kids Get Maced on the Subway
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http://flisted.com/87490/some-statuses-are-better-left-unfacebookd-such-as-you-having-an-std/
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I’d Totally Bang Keri Hilson
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Oh Hai Mom!!! WASSSSSUPPP!! – VIDEO
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Yup, Scientology is a Load of Fucking Shit
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TORRIE WILSON IS A FUCKIN’ HOT BABE, AND HER BOY TOY MUST BE EATING THAT PUSSY LIKE A PUPPY LICKS PEANUT BUTTER
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Asian Teens Dyking Out
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Some Suicide Girl Lookin’ Bitch’s Posed Pics
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Young and TOpless – Photobucket Does Naked Teens Proper
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This Whore’s for You
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