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2009

04

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

My dog just at a chocolate bar my wife left laying around. Turns out chocolate is toxic for dogs and I had to call the vet, he may die and I guess this may be the end of a short lived friendship, because despite thinking I hate him, this brush with death has made me feel nothing but love for him. Wish us luck, I know I’m an asshole, but he’s just a little guy and doesn’t deserve this, I’m going to give him what could be one last belly rub…I almost feel tears creeping up on me…

Sienna Miller is Getting Stuffed With Penis Like a Turkey Does With Stouffers
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Kim Kardashian in the Ring
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There is 100% a Carrie Prejean Sex Tape in Existance, Though It May Never See The Light Of Day
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Because We All Need a Little Helping Hand and I Can’t Ver Well Jerk Off For You
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I’ve Heard the Expression “Boom Mic in a China Shop” But This is Ridiculous
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Who Said It: Sarah Palin Or Anna Nicole Smith?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Slut Named Rochelle and Her Panty Upskirt
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Donger is a New Breed of Cop
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I Don’t Mind a Little Drew Barrymore Now and Again
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Emma Frain is Glorious
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Here’s The New Trailer for Angelina Jolies Movie and The Fact That It’s in Russian Makes It Hilarious
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Striptease of the Day
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Kate Hudson is Right, All Men Want is Sex and a Sandwich
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Natalie Portman Looks Just Like Keira Knightley In this Magazine, Holy Fuck
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HAHAHAHHA Kim Kardashian Got Knocked The Fuck Out
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HEY IDIOTS WHO BELIEVE THE WORLD WILL END IN 2012!! IT’S NOT GOING TOO!
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A Heidi Klum Photoshoot
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Natali Blond is Busty
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Nicole Kidman Looks Like a Kinky Wax Figure
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Nip Slip Catfight – VIDEO
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Babe With a Hot Ass Gets Herself Off
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Alejandra Cata Does Lingerie
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Madison and Mackenzie Have a Happy Halloween
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Let’s Shit on Ashley Simpson Some More
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Sophie Monk Throwback
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Just a Hot Babe Taking Her Clothes Off
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Bask in Zuzana
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She May Have Herpes, But Sometimes, Just Sometimes, I Think About Bangin’ Paris Hilton
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Denise Milani is Rolling Around in the Sand
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Andi Valentino is a Hot Rocker Chick
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Capri Cavalli & Katalin Kiraly Topless Kissing
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Hannah Hilton Removes Her Green Lingerie
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Man Lohan’s Dad is a Fucking Parasite
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Insane Vehicle I’ll Never Get But I Still Want of the Day
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Praise the Lord!!! Praise Jesus!!!
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DJ AM’s House is For Sale
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Now There’s Some Big Tits
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Me and My STD – VIDEO
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120 Hot Girls Doing Keg Stands
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Malin Ackerman and Some Upskirts
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Some Brad Pitt Cock for the QUeers…and Curious
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Hot Mormon Muffins
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The Blow Up Bra
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THE UNCENSORED OUTTAKES OF THE KELLY BROOK LINGERIE PHOTO SESSION ARE FUCKIN’ AWESOME!
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2009

03

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Despite popular belief, the stepLINKS do not get me laid, but then again either has pretending I have chocolate or a burger or a slice of pizza or cookies or really any baked good for that matter in my pants in a room full of fat chicks like the girl in this picture did, so I’m not quite sure why I bother doing them, so I’m just a disaster but day after day, like clockwork, I do…..so click the least you can do is click fucking links…asshole.

Kristen Stewart is Officially a Piece of Fucking Trash – But You Already Knew That – Provided You Know Who She Is…And If You Do That Means You’re a 15 Year Old Girl…So How Are YOu Doing???
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Jessica Simpson is the New Roger Ebert
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I Wish Ciara Would Take a Break From What She is Doing an Wrap Those Legs Around Me
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How To: Deal with Your Drunk Neighbor
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Pam Anderson’s Cleavage and Hard Nipples
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Because Your Life is More Sad and Depressing Than Mine is, and That’s No Smart Feat
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Rihanna’s New Hair is Stupid, But She is Still Pretty Hot So Whatever
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The Hottest Girls Born In November
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And That’s Why You Don’t Do Bike Jumps With Two People On the Bike – VIDEO
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When Stewie Watched 2 Girls 1 Cup
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Ahhhh To Be Drunk and Driving a Forklift in Moscow – VIDEO
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25 Little People Being Awesome
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Kate Hudson is Pretending To be Madonna…or Something
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Yeah I’d Totally Bang Carrie Underwood
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Seriously, WTF Happened to Kirstie Alley, She Used to Be a BABE
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Agyness Deyn is Fucking Weird, But She’s a Model So I Would Still Bang Her
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Adriana Lima and Isabeli Fontana – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know About You, But I Wanna Go to The Bar With Keifer Sutherland
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who’s Smarter, Men or Women? Let’s Decide Once and For All – VIDEO
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Sucker Punch Knocks a Bitches Wig Off – VIDEO
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Redhead Gets Her Pussy Stretched By a Friend
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Addison Miller is Your Cyber Slut of the Day
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Halloween Streetfight = VIDEO
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Sleeping Secuirty Guards – A Gallery
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Ashley Simpson is Going Crazy in 3…2…1…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Some Jenna Jameson, Before the Whole ‘Baby Ruining Her Vagina’ Thing
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Eveline Takes It All Off
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When The Babes Get Eash Other Off
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Julie Benz is Fucking Bonable All Right
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A Teenaged Slut and Her Pierced Pussy
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Capri is the Kind of Girl You Want Around A Lot
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Carrie Covers Herself in Shaving Cream
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Heather Likes to Play With Herself and Frankly, I Don’t Blame Her
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Miley Cyrus Jailbail Halloween Costume
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Women Calls 911 On Herself For Drunk Driving – VIDEO
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Some 11 Year old Girl Just Became the World’s Youngest Mother. Jesus
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Mr Plow, That’s His Name…
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Kelly Brooke is Fine By Me
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AFTER LOOKING AT THESE EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS, I WANT TO FUCK WWE DIVA MARIA KANELLIS
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10 Things that Ruin Porn
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2009

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

If funny things happened in my life, I’d have more to say right now. If anything, I’d be out living them, but they don’t.

I am boring but at least I have my stepLINKS….they give me the illusion that I have a purpose….

Lohan Continues to Spread Her STDs Throughout Hollywood
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Kim Kardashian Whores It Up Proper
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Penny Mathis in Lingerie Will Make Funny Things Happen in Your Pants
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AnnaLynne AcCord Nipple Slip Action
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Because What the Fuck Else Are You Doing Tonight
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Hot Gallery With Pornstar Kristina Rose
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Ghost Stories With Ghostface Killah
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Christpher Walken Does a Lady Gaga Parody, And It’s Awesome
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Jessica Biel is Most Definitely fuckin in Her Next Movie and Here’s Some Pics to Tide You Over
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Tropical Mexico…And What I Did on Pills While I Was There.
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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What Your Halloween Costume Really Said About You
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Striptease of the Day
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John Gosselin Takes His I’m Sorry Tour to Any Jews Who Will Listen
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Bryan Adams Took Topless Photos of Pink. Too Bad He Didn’t Get Her to Show Her Dick
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Marisa Miller is Dressed Like a Sexy Military Slut and I Love It
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Botos or Not Kate Hudson is Lookin Good As Always
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Christina Aguilera is a Hot Skeleton
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FHM’s Lingerie Buyers Guide
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Gisele and Violet Are Sexy Devils
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Watch This Girl Beat a Dude at Counterstrike and Him Flip the Fuck Out
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College Slut is Wiiiiiiide Open
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Latoya Jackson is Dressed Up as God Knows Fucking What, But Take a Look Anyways
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Kayden Kross is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Christy Hemme Sluts It Up in More Ways Than I Count
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Asian Teenage Whores Make Out
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Everyday is Halloween for Bai Ling, But Here She is Anyway
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Eva Mendes Nude is Always Something I Want to Take a Look At
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Seriously This Chick is Almost Perfect
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The Best Part Abotu A Halloween Costume is When It Comes Off
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I Forgot What a Hot Piece Jewel Was, Here’s Some Bikini Shots
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A Slut in a Tiny Bikini Will Always Make You Wanna Get Your Fuck On!
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Mandy Lynn is What (Porn) Dreams Are Made Of
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Tara Sparks Oils Up Her Huge fucking Tits
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We Cann Use a Day at the Beach and a Naked
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I’d Totally Bang Gwen Stefani in This Cowgirl Costume
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ZOMBIES SLUTS ATTACK!!
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Yeah I’d Still Facefuck Ivana Trump in Her Botox Filled Mug
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There’s Very Few Times I Am Speecheless, and This is One of Them.
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Seriously, If Elton John Dies, Fuck 2009
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The 51 Best Halloween Links on The Internets
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Here’s a Porn Clip That Just Gets Better and Better The More You Watch IT
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Creepiset Halloween PSA Ever
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ARIA GIOVANNI SCORES A MAJOR EUROPEAN MODELING CONTRACT … SHE MUST BE REWARDING THE EXECS WITH HER AWESOME PUSSY!
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2009

30

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Halloween is going to be fucking crazy and by “crazy” I mean boring, because every year I am let down at how typical Halloween plays out. It’s always the same costumes. Nothing crazy ever happens. I don’t know why idiots jump thru the hoops and do it year after year but can only assume it is because they are miserable and bored in life.

I guess we’ll find out Monday if anyting worth happening happened, but I have no fucking hope, and the sad thing is all I really need to make this Halloween better than Halloween’s past is more fucking nudity and less fucking cockteasing chicks letting their inner sluts out PG-13 style…I need people fucking as a costume, or girls masturbating as a costume, or bitches addicted to my dick as a costume

…either way, who cares, click on my stepLINKS….they are more satisfying…


Veronika London is a Slut from Toro Magazine You’ll Want to Fuck 
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Why Am I Not Surprised that Katie Price Likes Banging Cross Dressing Trannys?
Seriously Though I Wonder Who’s cock is Bigger
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Personally I’d Like to Know Where Megan Fox Bought Her “Un-Talented Actress Who is an Ungreatful Little Snot But Has a Nice Rack” Costume, Cause It is Bang On
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If Lohan is Back on the Peen, Then Girl Should Keep It Up, Cause She Looks Better Than She Has in Months
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Being a Loser Virgin Just Got a Tiny Bit Less Pathetic!
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Five Rejected Heroes Characters.
I Know It’s Hard to Believe They’d Turn Anyone Down But These REALLY Suck
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Some “Home Alone X Saw” Halloween Hilarity
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Laura Drzewicka Topless
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After All This Time, I’d Still Fuck Demi Moore
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A Gallery of Halloween Whores
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Striptease of the Day
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Rumer Willis Is Most Def Gonna Get Down With Some Girl on Girl Action and The Slut She is Doing It With is Hot
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Britney is Actually Looking Fuckable Again Lately and Her She is In a Clip From Her New Video
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Dennis Hopper is Going to Die in 3….2….1….
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Man Leona Lewis is Smokin’ and I Don’t Give Her Enough Credit
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Who is Deborah Gibson, Where did She Get Her Devil Costume, and Why Isn’t She Sitting On My Penis?
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You Know I’ve Never Watched Tennis Before, But If It’s Anything Like This Video, I’m Starting to Think I Should
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Emily’s Halloween Costume is Stellar and It’s Even Better When She Takes It Off
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THE CYBORGS ARE COMING!!! – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Alison Angel Flys Solo
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Angelica and The Fucking Machine Sure Made a Mess of Each Other
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart: The Schlitz Malt Liqour Slut Edition
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When It Comes to Fights I’d Like to Watch, It Really Doesn’t Get Much Better Than Drunk Chicks VS Old People In a Language I Can’t Understand
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When Paz Vega is Around It Just Makes It An All Around Better Day
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I’m Sure You Have Never Heard of Daria Werbowy But Here She is Posing Naked In Vogue
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A World Without Amateur Internet Sluts Is Not a World I Want to Live In
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Is It Me Or Are the Girls Dressing Extra Slutty This Year For Halloween?
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Taylor Momsen Has The Hollywood Whore Junk Halo All Over Her
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REMEMBER WWE DIVA “SUNNY”? HERE SHE IS IN SOME HOT NAKED LESBIAN PICS WITH MISSY HYATT AND HER 44 EEE TITS!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sluts and Car Washes Pretty Much Go Hand in Hand, No?
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Zoe Britton and Lena Get Seriously Down and Dirty
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The Noisy Neighbors Are Making Sex!!! LISTEN!
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The View Can’t Get Much Better Than This
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The 15 Most Beautifully Busty Japanese Babes
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Bobbi Eden and Kelle Marie Make One Hell of a Team
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German Sex Shows Look Like the Type of Show I Wanna Be At
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Come to Grandma…
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Some Butch Halloween Costumes For Your Son Who is Most Probably Gay
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HOW FUCKING AMAZING IS STEVEN HAWKING’S HALLOWEEN COSTUME?!
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Tom From Myspace Wants To Be Your Facebook Friend!!
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UFC RING CARD GIRL “EDITH” HAS THE BIGGEST TITS IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT!
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Celebrity Secrets Intercepted! Famous Idiots Spill the Beans And You Get to Laugh at Them
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Some Fat Ass in Tight Jeans and Cowboy Boots….
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Bonus – Someone Made a Receipt for the Night That Went Down in The Hangover
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2009

30

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

So I responded to a mass email someone sent me saying:

Thanks….

What is everyone wearing right now – I am masturbating and this will help me.

I appreciate it….

and some dyke freaked out cuz she was clearly raped or molested as a child and has now denounced dick….

Why don’t you just go kill yourself? Do something good for the world, rid it of yourself.  You sincerely are the biggest loser in the world. You’re more revolting than an infected scab, which you’re no doubt covered with, at least inside your own demented head. Really, go shoot yourself. 

It’s the least you can do.

You are a real piece of crap.

Angie (the lesbian)

Here was my response….

Ang sent me some of the sweetest words a man has ever been given to masturbate to… you guys should take notes….whenever someone calls me an infected scab it reminds me of all the down on their luck girls who had to sell themselves for sex that I have gone down on…..thanks for the bringing back the good memories….baby.

You seem a little uptight, do you need a little massage? I have a dolphined shaped one in my bedroom that is non threatening for a penis hating cunt like you because I always knew there would be a time it would come in handy and the right lesbian would come my way. That time is today..now please, grab your ankles and drop your men’s box shorts your wearing cuz panties are so uncomfortable against your fat internet ass.

You are garbage, no wonder you were molested. Everyone always molests the weak ones…..

Love

Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

Here are my stepLINKS…

You Will Want to FUck this Cam Girl
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Sophie Monk is a Whorish Lady Bug
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Amy Winehouse has a Hot Fucking Ass In Her Mini Skirt….
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The Guy Who Tried to Assassinate Bill Clinton Interviews Himself in Prison
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Because It Will Help Wash the Pain of this Week Away
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As Much I Hate to Admit This, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Have Amused Me
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Jimmy Kimmel Insults Melissa Joan Hart and It’s Kind of Amazing
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Some HERE’S Some Ideas for Lohan’s New Tattoos!!
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I Don’t Know Who Severina Vuckovic Is, But she is Smokin’ and Here Are Her Panties
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How Long Before the Taylor Lautner X Taylor Swift X Selena Gomez Sex Tape Hits?
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THEY ARE DOUCHEBAGS – VIDEO
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Some Letters to Annoying People on Halloween
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Striptease of the Day
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Chelsea Handler is on the Cover of Playboy
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JOHN GOSSELIN AND OCTOMOM ARE GONNA TEAM WHORE FOR THE CAMERAS!!!
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Mindy Kaling From The Office is Hilarious and I Love Her
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Jessica Biel is Looking Alright
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$20 Say Paris Hilton Would Fit That Pumpkin Up Her Snatch
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Katarina Ivanovska is Wearing Lingerie
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LADIES!!! ROBERT PATTISON WILL GO DOWN ON YOU!!!
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Samantha Buxton is Buxom
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Here’s The Video of Brad Pitts Bike Crash
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Lesbians Lick Pussy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Cassie Keller is a Looker
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Some Slut in a Bikini Kicks a Reporter in the Nuts!! – VIDEO
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A Bunch of Halloween Cakes That Make Me Want to Murder My Wife For Not Being a Domestic
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Savy THe Boobs PSA
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Yeah Well If I Was Josh Duhamel I Would Be Cheating on Fergie Too
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Lindsay Lohan Topless Throwback
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When Mony Takes a Bath….
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Yup, It’s Lesbo Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Two School Girls and Their Lollipops
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Meet Jessica Moore
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Sareena Lee Has The Biggest Tits I Have Ever Seen
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Abbey Brookes is Sexy
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Joe Jackson Really Is Father of the Year
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A Horribly Slow Murderer With The Extremely Inefficient Weapon
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DEATH BY DILDO!!
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It Was a Real Family Moment
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Endless Fun on the Fucking Machine
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Some of the Crasiest Condoms You Will Ever See
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Girls Gone TOO Wild – The Halloween Edition
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Some Vintage Angelina Jolie Shots
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ARIA GIOVANNI TRIES TO BE A MAINSTREAM MODEL … AND THE PUSSY LICKIN’ PORN STAR AIN’T BAD!
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Halloween Special….

Halloween Costume Ideas For Black Folk
Save the costume drama for Obama!
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Tips For Enjoying Halloween
…None of which include doing a “Bruno” impression
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2009

28

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I have H1N1, not because I want attention, but because I feel like death. If you’re lucky I will die tonight, if I’m lucky this is just in my head because I’m a pussy with nothing better to do that wonder what various diseases I have. I’ll write better shit when I feel better because I am too weak to get mad and internet battle people, so until then….Here are my stepLINKS…

The Hot Dripping Vagina on Battlestar Galactica
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Boob Wars!!
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Heidi Montag is a Jesus Worshipping street Walker
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Because A Day Without Pulling On Out Isn’t a Day Worth Living
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Natalia Vodianov is Showing Her Nipples, So She’s Fine By Me
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And Now, The Most Terrifying Childrens Toy EVer
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Kelly Brooke is See Through and I Love It
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Soccer Guitar Hero!!! – VIDEO
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Joe Jackson is Living the Fucking Life
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When Dating Videos Go Wrong. Well, Honestly Do They Ever Go Right?
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Man Jennifer Lopez is Looking Hot Lately
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Douchebags of the United States, Classified By Region
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Striptease of the Day
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How About a Jodie Marsh, Katie Price Cat Fight
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Wanna Puke? Courtney Loe Through the Years
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AHHHHHHHH Shakira You Are Glorious
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Cindy Crawford Defy’s All Logic When It Comes to Aging
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Abigail Clancy is Back on the Scene and Lookin Better Than Ever
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Most Terrifying Prank EVer
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Nikki Case is In the Woods
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Cliff Jump Faceplant – VIDEO
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Cresspiest Sexual Abuse Ad Ever
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Kali and the Fucking Machine
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The Baboon Wants Some Boobs and Honestly I Can’t Blame Him
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Guess Who’s Back on the Market?? She May Have Herpes From Corey Feldman, But I’m Not Picky.
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Random Pics Are Always Great Time Wasters
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Rosie Jones is a Naked Roller Skater
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This Russian Stripping Contest Looks Kind of Awesome
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Seriously, I Am All About Brunettes
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Ashley Tisdale’s Nose Job Ruined Her Career, But At Least She’s Got a Tight Little Body
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Youngin’ Licks a Dildo and Eats and Ice Cream
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Tamara Loves Double Penetration
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Karina Has Some Big Ol’ Tits and There’s Not Much More to Say Than That
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Glazed Donut Cheese Burger, Pleasssseee!
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Yeah, I’d Bang Michelle Obama, Check It
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BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVERRR!!
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Mystery Meat of the Day
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Mindy Vega Has a Thing for Lollipops
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Why Spandex Rules – A Gallery
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Okay, Not Only Was Sean Connery James Bond, But By The Sounds Of It He Had the Best Childhood EVER
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Britney Murphy is Completely Fucking Insane
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Sexy Handstand….VIDEOOOO
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PERFECT TITS. PERFECT ASS. PERFECT PUSSY. IF THIS BITCH WAS A DEAF MUTE, SHE’D BE THE ULTIMATE CATCH!
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2009

27

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Here is a picture of some girl in a Playboy shirt, made up like a little whore, was slandering me on Facebook – she wrote this on my wall:

you make me sick. i know you’re trying to be funny but reading your posts it seems like you’re the one with a mental illness…or your just highly fucking disturbed. degrading girls like that is not right, and sooner or later your sickness will take a new form. i hope you get better, for your sake and women as well.

This was my reply;

I just made friends with a runaway at the bus stop, her dad was a drunk who beat her, so I offered her a place to shower and have a warm meal. I made her read the message you left on my wall, over and over and over and over, before the roofies kicked in and I had the opportunity to have really dirty surprise sex she wasn’t in the mood for but will never remember. I just want you to know that it is all your fault.

I just made you famous, bitch. Here are my stepLINKS….

Some Wrestler Poses Nude for Playboy…a Female Wrestler….Sorry To Let You Down…Gaylord..
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Now THAT’s MUSCLE CONTROL – VIDEO
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A Back Alley Pharmacist’s Wet Dream
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Because Your Life is Even More Sad and Mroe Lonely Than Mine Is
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Jessica Simpson is a Terrorist
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Terminator 2 RAP – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The Shake Weight Will Get You Ripped – VIDEO
(Wait…Hunh?)
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Lily Allen Upskirt Action
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Ultimate Warrior Throwback
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I Swear Beyonce Looks Her Best When She is Dressed Down
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25 Naughty Halloween Nurses
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I Swear to God if Kate Gosselin Ends Up Being in Movies I Will Fly to Hollywood and Killer Her Myself
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Striptease of the Day
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Daryl Hannah and Her Nipples Are Back on the Scene
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James Franco is Funny…Kinda… – VIDEO
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Renee Zellweger is Lookin Pretty Hot
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Family Guys Hates Windows 7 Too
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Italian TV is All About Exposed Asses and Shit
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Out of Control Race Car – VIDEO
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It’s Squirting Time!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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For All You Dudes Who Ever Wanted to Fuck a Vampire, Now if Your Chance
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Take a Peek at the Nuts 2010 Calendar
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A Can Car is the Only Car I Will Ever Be Able to Afford
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Shannon Elizabeth is Topless
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Adrian in Lingerie
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Lezzies Get It On
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Ahhhhhhh Kate Beckinsale
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Lookin Good Sweetheart With a Dildo of the Day
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Kayla Paige is Oh So Sexy
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Heavan Huntington Takes a Shower
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Sunny Leone Will Make Your Day Better
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Women and Her Kids Get Maced on the Subway
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http://flisted.com/87490/some-statuses-are-better-left-unfacebookd-such-as-you-having-an-std/
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I’d Totally Bang Keri Hilson
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Oh Hai Mom!!! WASSSSSUPPP!! – VIDEO
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Yup, Scientology is a Load of Fucking Shit
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TORRIE WILSON IS A FUCKIN’ HOT BABE, AND HER BOY TOY MUST BE EATING THAT PUSSY LIKE A PUPPY LICKS PEANUT BUTTER
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Asian Teens Dyking Out
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Some Suicide Girl Lookin’ Bitch’s Posed Pics
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Young and TOpless – Photobucket Does Naked Teens Proper
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This Whore’s for You
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2009

26

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I should be on the beach staring at asses, instead I am looking the one clean pair of underwear I have in the eye and deciding if I should wear them or not, despite them being women’s underwear. My life is not as great as you’d expect, it’s really fucking gutter but at least I am rich in stepLINKS….

Personally If I Lost a Million Dollars Cause My Bitch Wife Wouldn’t Go Down a
Waterslide I Would Probably Kill the Bitch – VIDEO
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Pam Anderson Really Knows How to Dress for Snowboarding
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I Wish We Got to See More of Amanda Bynes
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Because if Your Weekend Was Half as Bad as Mine Was, Any Escape Will Do
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The 100 Best TV Shows Of The Decade
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A Day at Video Game University
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And More Katy Perry Cleavage
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Okay Noah Cyrus (Baby Sister of Miley Cyrus) Has a Halloween Costume that is Disturbing to Say the Least
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The 7 Best Maury Povich Paternity Result Reactions
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I Love When Britney Busts Out the Slut
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Striptease of the Day
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Grab a Bag to Puke In and Hang On Tight, Cause Sex Tapes Just Got a Whole Lot More Interesting
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Eva Green is Hot in that Trashy, Euro Kind of Way
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Tranny or Not I Think I Would Bang Amber Rose
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Some Miranda Kerr Victoria Secret Business
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Introducing Audrey
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The Worlds Strongest 4 Year Old – VIDEO
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Lesbians in Class
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Jude Law’s Daughter is Already Out on the Ho Stroll
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Is It Weird That a Pam Anderson Shoot Where She Keeps Her Clothes On
Is More Appealing To Me Than When She is Nude
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Silvia Saint is a Naughty, Naughty Girl
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Ahhhhhhh Alessandra Ambrosio in Short Shorts
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Some Slut From Big Brother UK is Letting Her Tits Hang All The Fuck Out
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when Cindy Takes a Shower
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Some Sluts From Coyote Ugly Are On Tour and Here is Some of the Pics
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A Very, Very Nice Bar Rafaeli Cleavage Throwback
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Topless Fake Latina By the Pool…of the Day
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Some Very Lucky Lesbians
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Alexis Texas Shakes Her Booty
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Denise Milani is So Fucking Hot it Hurts
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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THE WINDOWS 7 WHOPPER WILL KILL YOU!
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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The Olsens Still Look Homeless But I Wuld Still Fuck Them, So I Guess Things Are Alright
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31 Rarely-Seen Nirvana Photos and Videos
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Web Cam Slut Gets Herself Off
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NICKY WHELAN HAS THE HOTTEST ASS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD…ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE STICKS IT UP IN THE AIR LIKE THIS!
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Go to the Movies
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2009

23

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

< I wanted to diversify how I spend the day, because everyday is kinda feeling the fucking same, and that's a real tragedy considering I don't have a fucking job and should be taking advantage of good times all the time no matter how depressed or lazy I got. So, I decided to write a children's book. It started out okay, but figured when the main character's dad hired a hooker for him to have his first sexual experience to ensure he doesn't grow up to be a faggot, I realized that I probably wouldn't be signing any publishing deals, I won't have the saturday morning cartoon and I won't have bed sheets depicting my genius.....so I gave up. Now I am working on an exercise DVD, which is going to be another failure, since I am fat and can hardly walk up stairs, but figure it worked for Kim Kardashian and sure as hell won't work for me, because black guys don't want to fuck my ass and that's probably a very good thing.... Another good thing are my stepLINKS, but before you click on them, I want you to take off your pants, or lift up your skirt, touch your fucking toes or try to grab your angles and count to ten, yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about.... Here are the stepLINKS....

When Sexy Dances Go Wrong – VIDEO
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Recession? What Recession?! Pam Anderson is Lining Her Pool in PLATINUM
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Because Spending Friday Night Alone Isn’t So Bad When You’ve Got Yourself for Entertainment
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Hopefully Tara Reid’s New Job Involves Her Taking Off That Little Black Dress
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Jesus Christ Bail Bonds!!)
(And No, That’s Not Jesus Christ, Bail Bonds!!
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This Video Making Fun of This Girl Who is All Fucker Up From the Flu Shot is Horrible, But Amazing
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Marisa Tomei Has Hard Nipples
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Some Shamwow Spoof Outtakes
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Anna Hatheway is Either Super Boring or Super Sexy and Today She is the Latter
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5 Classic Horror Films Reviewed By You At Ages 10 and 24
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Sienna Miller Should Really Just Get Naked Cause That Is All She is Good For
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Striptease of the Day
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Shauna Sand is Selling Her Tits On Ebay. Seriously
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Rachel Bilson and Kristen Bell Are a Pretty Good Lesbian Sex Fantasy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How Awesome Would an Evan Rachel Wood-Dita Von Tease Cat Fight Be?
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I’ve Been Wondering Where Carmen Electra Was At
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Katarina Ivanovska for Women’secret Lingerie Collection
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Ivette is By the Pool
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David Cross Did Coke Near the President and Good For Him For Telling the World
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Bikini Contest Surprise – VIDEO
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Sexy Beauty Plays With Her Toy in the Bathroom
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Altea is Sexy in Lace Panties
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Next Time You Are Bored, SWING KING Your Buddies Ass – VIDEO
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Some Office Notes That Make ME Happy I Will Never Work in an Office, Ever
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Jessica Simpson Confirms What We Knew All Alonge
Yes, She is Retarded
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Some Shakira Bikini Throwbacks
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Rosie Jones and Her Big Tits in Nuts Magazine
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Temptation Carwash!! Video!!! Pics!!! The Goods!!!
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Sabrina Ferilli in a Bikini – Throwback
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Erica Takes Off Her Green Lingerie
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Best Of: Amateurs and Ex-GFs
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Jordan Price and Hannah West Get Together
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Down the Hatch She Goes
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17 Michael Jackson Costumes Creepier than the Real Thing
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MARYSE LOOKS LIKE PAM ANDERSON AT 24, NAKED, WITH THE THE MOST PERFECT TITS AND PUSSY YOU CAN IMAGINE
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Simi is Pretty in Pink
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Some Vintage Dita Von Tease Lesbian (Kinda) Photoshoot
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When Idiots Explode Themselves – VIDEO
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Have a Drink, On Me
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Vanilla Ice is Working Again – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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The Wrestler Grindhouse Recut – VIDEO
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ARIA GIOVANNI HAS THE SWEETEST LOOKING PUSSY I’VE EVER SEEN (AND I’VE SEEN A LOT OF ‘EM)!
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David Cross Did Cocaine With Obama…
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The Picture May be Blurry, But This Model’s Got LEgs
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2009

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just woke up from a four hour nap. I think I am unhealthy but that’s not the bad news. The bad news is that I won’t be having an orgy tonight. I won’t be in a hot tub with a bunch of women, not even a bunch of ugly women, not ever 2 ugly women. But I am hoping to drink enough so that cold, hard, boring truth doesn’t bother me as much as this picture does right now and while I do that, here are some links to entertain yourself with.

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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That Giant Bottle of Moet Isn’t Distracting from ScarJos Tits
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Lovin’ The Tits on Candace Rae
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ZOMG!!! KIDZ OF THE 90’S LUV TEH INTORWEBZ!!!
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Kardashian Sister Upskirts
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Seriously, Madonna is Getting Weirder Looking By the Day
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Maybe This Mexican Weather Slut is Some Distant Relative of Mine
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Because you Need a Helping Hand to Get You Through the Last
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How Awesome is Pulp Fiction With a LAUGH TRACK?!
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One Night Stand – VIDEO
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Winehouse’s Dad Loves Her New Tits as Much as We Do
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From the Desk of He-Man, Master of the Universe
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Stripfilm of the Day
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There May Be a David Letterman Sex Tape Floating Around
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Gerard Butler is Banging Jessica Simpson
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Elizabeth Hurley is a Ferocious Cougar and I Love Her
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Taylor Momsen is Sluttin’ It Up
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Jana Just Loves Her Pussy
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THIS MONSTER SEAGULL WILL EAT YOUR FACE – VIDEO
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How To: Overdose on Drugs
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Roomate in the Shower
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Orgasm By Fucking Machine
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Lucy Liu is Pretty Much Naked!!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Adele Stephens is Just…Wow
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LADIES: In What Trimester Do You Stop Going to Night Clubs and Dressing Like a Hooker
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Some Big Brother UK Tits Are Falling All Over the Place
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Dasha is Busty and I Like It
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Brianna Lee is Taking It All Off
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Willa Holland Isn’t Jailbait Anymore, Let the Games Begin
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Some Ex Girlfriend Amateur Shots
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Evie is the Voluptuous Type
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Brianna Wants to Show You How She Can Shake That Ass
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Ice-Skating Bears Aren’t So Funny When They Attack You
(With Skating Bear Footage)
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SWEET! More African Pirates!
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What To Do on a Date – VIDEO
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Say What You Want, Cause He’s Got All The Bitches
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Some Aria Giovanni is Always Good
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Candice Michelle Looks Damn Good In A Bikini
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All the Members of the Rat Pack Had Bigger Penises Than You Do
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Sophie Monk is Surfing in a Bikini
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RACHEL IS A NUDE MODEL WHOSE BODY IS PERFECT, AND WHOSE FACE IS BEGGING FOR A CUP OF MY SPLUGE!
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A Month in an RV with Man Sized Rag Doll
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BONUS VIDEO – YOUNG AMATEUR BEDROOM STRIPPER IN PINK

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