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2010

03

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It turns out shittier things that my stepLINKS do happen, I know sometimes it is pretty hard to fucking believe….

I spent the last hour watching a young college girls ass from various angles in a pair of leggings with Ugg boots, and I realized I really missed out those college years, firstly by not going to college, but also because girls didn’t dress this hot in the late 80s.

Maybe I should go back.

It will be the premise of a shitty straight to DVD movie and if we’re lucky Paulie Shore will play me….Buuuudddy

I told a girl I am trying to bang, or at least watch masturbate on cam that I’d post this survey up for her. It’s about leather. It’s nothing sexual So, don’t bother doing it unless you’re serious, cuz it will make me look bad…and I do a good enough job doing that for myself
Click here to Do Me a Solid and Take Survey

What the fuck is wrong with me?? I really don’t know…here are my stepLINKS…

So That’s How Coco Does Her Make Up. Why I Expected Anything Else is Unknown
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Lindsay Lohan is a Hoarder
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Models, Then and Now
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Because What the Fuck Else Do You Plan to Do With Yourself Tonight
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Isabel Lucas is Wearing a Stupid Dress, But At Least She’s Cute
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A Sonic the Hedgehog and Mario Reunite
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The 5 Most Awesome Hits to the Crotch – VIDEO
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The Best Part of Monopoly Was BEing The Banker and Cheating, WTF?
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Doutzen Kroes in a See Through Bra And Nipples
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Madonna is Losing Her Mind and Will Do Anything to Not Come to Grips With That Fact That Shes a Geriatric
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I Want and iPad and I Want Some Nachos – VIDEO
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Forget the Team Itself, It’s All About Which Team Has The Hottest Babes As Fans
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Striptease of the Day
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Lil Wayne Has Got the Tattoo Part of Jail Pretty Much Covered
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Another Classic From Your Childhood Bites the Dust. Fuck You Hollywood
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Miranda Kerr’s Legs Are Tasty
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April Scott Is Lookin Hot
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Man Vanessa Hudgens is a Babe
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Tiger Woods’ Wife is Officially a Moron
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Ughhhh Pam Anderson Just Keeps Getting Gross
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Amber Rose Photoshoot Video
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Natalie Strips Down
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Hahahaha Chick Passes Out and Smashes Her Face
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Anal Fisting – VIDEO
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Blonde Strips Down and Enjoys the Great Outdoors
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Mel Gibson Just Wants Everyone to Forget How Much He Hates Jews
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Some Vintage Ex Girlfriend Shots, and When I Say Vintage I Mean Vintage
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Hahahahahha Fuck You Pete Wentz
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Katia Ivanova is Nude and Worth Taking a Look At
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Now This is a Gang Bang
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Mmmmmm Brianna…Tasty
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Taylor Momsen is a Little Whore in Whores Clothing
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so That’s What a Cervix Looks Like
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I Like Babes in the Shower
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Nikki Benz and Her Massive Tits
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Is John Edwards a Wife Beater?
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Who Doesn’t Love a Couple of Chicks Making Out
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Best or Worst Name Ever, You Decide
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5 Comic Books That SHould Never Be Made Into Movies
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Christina Hendricks and Her Giant Tits
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The Hottest Pictures of 2010 Olympic Snowboarder Gretchen Bleiler…
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/337649-2010-winter-olympics-the-hottest-gretchen-bleiler-pics-on-the-internet

BONUS – Follow This Now
http://twitter.com/theadlines

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2010

02

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

In 2004 – when I started this site – I wrote this . The whole point of doing a site was to get sluts to submit nude pictures. Well last night it happened, and now I feel like I’ve accomplished what I set out for, so I’m not sure there’s really a point to go on. I am going to get drunk but I’m not going to molest you, instead I am going to give you links while I ponder my options…

Before you check my links I want you to check out this list


The 100 Hottest Sports Illustrated Models Of All Time
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Now check out my stepLINKS….

Britney Spears is a Fucking Wreck – But Her Nipples are Hard….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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40 Celebrities That Need to Get Naked in a Movie NOW
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Because You Already Know That Touching Yourself is Easier Then Getting Someone Else to Touch You
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Holy Fuck What I Would Give to Be All Over Sara Harding and Her Black Bathing Suit
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I Hope People Keep Making Fun of the iPad Forever
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The 20 Worst Boob Jobs Ever
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If You Weren’t Completly disgusted by Lady Gaga Already, Here’s Her Nipple to Help You Along the Way
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Canned Tuna in Japan is Pretty Fucking Exciting, I’m Talking Star Wars Exciting – VIDEO
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So There’s Nudes Floating Around of Snooki
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I Don’t Care If She Looks As Skinny as the Kids She Adopts From Third World Countries, I’d Still Bang Angelina Jolie. Oh Brad Pitt is Kinda Funny too.
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5 Days You Probably Never Want to Relive
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Stripfilm of the Day
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A Bunch of Fucking Assholes Are Re-recording We Are the World and Here’s a Clip of It
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You Saw Sarah Hardings Bathing Suit Now Here Are Her Panties
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I’m All For Abortion But This Has Got to Be the Most Fucked Up Reality Show Ever
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Here’s the Oscar Nominations, for those Who Care
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Awhhh, Baby Jesus Went Back to His Manger!
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Simon Monjack is Such a Scam Artist It’s Crazy
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You Know victoria Beckham is Actually Kind of Hot When She’s Not Wearing All Sorts of High Fashion Bullshit
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Victoria Secret Swimsuit Catalog – VIDEO
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Okay Seriously, If Your Wife/Girlfriend/Mom Buys a Pair of These, Shoot Her in the Fucking Head
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Jana Rips Her Shirt Off
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How About a Fat Ninja
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Hey Blondie Nice Titties
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Elizabeth and The Fucking Machines
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Oldest Prank in the Books, But Still Amazing
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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The 90’s Were Amazing – VIDEO
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Hey Charlize Theron is Single and I Wanna Bang Her
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India Reynolds in Nude
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Elena’s Boobs Are Big
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Ahhhhh Gisele!!!!!
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Abigail Clancy Is Worth Taking a Look At
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Brooke Ain’t Half Bad Either
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Sara Plays Around in Her Bedroom
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Showering with Valentina
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Miranda Kerr’s Legs Are Out and About
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Parents Lock Daughter In The Closet For A Year For Raiding The Fridge
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Lingerie in Public
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Lindsay Lohan is One Demanding Prostitute
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Camilla Alves is Fucking Hot Even Though She Just Pushed a Baby Out
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Lucy Pinder Shows Off her White Panties Even Though She’s Not So Pure….
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2010

01

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I realize earlier today that I am a fucking loser. I am just as bad as the guys I make fun of who can’t get laid, hold down a job or shower. The same people who read this fucking site despite me constantly disinviting them to the party, because when Tila Tequila, the drug addict and resident insane person on twitter deleted her profile, I smiled to myself….and that depressed me…not only shoiuld I not know who Tila Tequila is but I shouldn’t even know what twitter is and the fact that I’ve had a fight with on twitter just a few months ago puts me in a whole new category of loser, but that said, I’m happy to see the bitch losing her shit. We can only hope suicide is the next stop for her….and since this post isn’t about Tila but about me, I’ve spent the day watching “Golden Palace” and it has been life changing….to think this shit was cancelled is a fucking crime worse than canceling Conan….the networks just don’t get what the people want….yes….I should be out of the house drinking but I am broke, it is cold and I can’t leave Blanche Deveroux’s sexy talk….

That said, I made friends with a racist today. I think I’ve peaked. Here are my stepLINKS….

Her Name is Nadeea and She Wears Amazing Revealing Outfits
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Rhianna is Done. Chris Brown Beat Her Up Cuz He Knew She Was Nothing But Shit. Here she is Proving it.
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More Christina Hendricks Stupid Tits
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American Gals Love Creeps – VIDEO
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Some UK Singer Named Louise Redknapp Has a See Through Dress
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You’re Own Personal Slut Search, It’s Like Star Search With Less Singing and You’re Ed McMahon
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The 10 Hottest Women Born In February
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I Knew I Heard Gays Squealing Last Night In the Midst of a Drunken Stupor
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Life Lessons With Mr T – VIDEO
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And That’s Why You Shouldn’t Use a Trendmill If You’re Fat and Drunk – VIDEO
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Vanity Fair is Racist!
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I Want Some Monica Bellucci
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Stripfilm of the Day
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since I Was Told They Bleeped Out Half of What Lil Wayne Sang Last Night, Here’s the Uncut Version
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Britney Speats Let’s It All Hang Out
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Lady Gaga’s Crotch is Downright Terrifying
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This Russian Slut Was the Star of the Grammys If You Ask Me
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Pink May Have a Sparkle Bush But She Still Looks Like a Man
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Tila Tequila Bascially Went Insane on Her Twitter Yesterday and It Was Amazing
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Snooki is Such a Little Fat Blob And This Purple Dress Makes Her Look Like Grimace From Mcdonalds
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Why The Fuck I Don’t Move Somewhere Warm and Learn to Surf is Beyond Me
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Lily the vixen Strips Down
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I Love the Razzies
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Man, Woman? I Dunno You Tell Me – VIDEO
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She’s an Anal Squirter
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Carol is Masterbating Alone
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Thousands of Cucumbers Are Abused Everyday
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Now That’s Hunting!
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Seriously WTF is Up With Hayden Panty Airs Dating These Fucking Old Men
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Roseario Dawson Nipslip Throwback
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Gotta Love a Teen Model
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Mmmmmm Keri Hilson
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Mandy Takes Off HEr Tight Blue Jeans
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Victoria Shows Off
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Shawna Lenee Sends Purple Haze Through Your Brain
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See Pink’s Sparkly Vagina in Motion
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Hey There Gemma
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Accidental Time Capsule
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Some More Sluts At the Grammys
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2010

30

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I wonder how many of you find the girl in this picture hot….more importantly…I wonder why I am drunk on my computer and not drunk getting lap dances from college girls who don’t realize giving poor, fat, Mexican dudes lap dances is disgusting, wrong or humiliating because they are too drunk to manage themselves…I guess I could switch things up and take this drunk elsewhere…and that’s what I am going to do…cuz we only have one life…let’s make history…or just get drunk and forget I was ambitious for that short amount of time….I just tried to convince my wife to do more drugs with me because we dont do enough drugs together and because I need financing and she said no….now my weekend plans are shot….what are you doing? Don’t answer cuz I really don’t care…I feel like I may have fucked the chemicals in my brain when huffing crazy glue earlier today…I’m gonna go die now….Cuddles…

Add Me To Facebook If You Are a Hot Chick….
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Here are my stepLINKS….

Best Strip Club Commercial
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Sorry Nicole Richie But DIE
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Ali Larter’s Vagina Says Wassssup
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Some Nicole Scherzinger Because She is Falling Off the Radar Faster Than You Can Read This
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Because a Virgin Like You Can’t Get Any From Elsewhere
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Kristen Bell’s Hottest Pics
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The iPad is a Fucking Comedy – VIDEO
(This is Awesome)
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UK Britain’s Got Talent Judge Amanda Holden Upskirt Panty Peek
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kanya West Says Fuck Yo’ Coloring Book!
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Some Facebook Fail Makes Me Feel Better About My Shitty Life
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You Know What? I like the Trashier Leighton Meester Better
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25 People Kicked In The Nuts
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Some Behind the Scenes Beyonce
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Kim Kardahian Says No to Fur….Unless It’s Draped Around Her Neck
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We Are All Finally Going to Get to See Lohan’s Rack
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I’d Be Into Watching Lady Caca and Angelina Jolie Get It On
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I Wish Olivia Wildes Dress Was a Little Lower Cut
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Jimmy Kimmel Keeps Beating the Dead Horse That Is This Late Night Drama and I Love It
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What’s That on Kate Hudson’s Face
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Candice Swanepoel Gallery
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Even Hitler Has Something to Say About the iPad
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And That’s Why Fucking Losers Shouldn’t Ride Motor Bikes Together – VIDEO
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Liquor Store tit Flash
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Lesbian Pussies and a Double Headed Dildo
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How To: Clean a Moving Sidewalk – VIDEO
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Mmmmmmmmm Chocolate
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Jow Jackson is a Fucking Idiot
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Ferigies Ass is Gettin’ Retarded in Here!
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Now That’s Some Tits and Pussy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Penny For Your Thoughts – GALLERY
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I Wanna Do All Sorts of Naughty Things to Abby
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Madelyn and Marie
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Ashley’s Got a Big Rack
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Why Hello Paula!
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Shawna in Purple
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Taylor Swift is Leggy
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Michael Lohan May As Well Get His Own Cell in County Jail
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WTF is Monkey Punching? – VIDEO
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Pac Man Room Illusion – VIDEO
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Hey There Blondie
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BONUS – How I Had Sex With At Least 150 Women….
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2010

28

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

If I was a celebrity my neighbors would make a lot of money off the naked pictures they take of me because I walk around naked all day and trust me, it’s not a pleasant thing. I get laughed at by people who live in the building next door at least twice a day depending how often I leave the house. Even the man who works at the store I buy my beer at knows me as the fat naked man, but that’s not necessarily because I’m known in the neighborhood, but because I live on the groundfloor. I guess if I was a celebrity, I probably would live in this diseased box of a one bedroom apartment, but I’m j

This Naked Slut Says Tiger Woods Will Never Change ANd Because She is Naked and I Am Lonely and Pathetic I Believe Her
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Jessica Simpson Farting
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Fat Tits on This Whore in Boots
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I Always Said Kesha Had a Man Face – VIDEO
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Keeley Hazell Shows Off Her Talent in Zoo and By Talent I Mean Tits
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Eva Grimaldi Tit Flash
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Tori Spelling is So Disgusting It Makes Me Want to Puke
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It’s as Close as You Will Get to Free Sex, Because Le’t Face Even If You Don’t Pay For It With Money, You’re Paying For It With Something
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When Watching Porn In Your Car Goes Wrong
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Mad TV Predicted the iPad 3 Years Ago – VIDEO
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A Flowchart to Determine if You Should Go On Vacation
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And That’s Why Men Shouldn’t Pole Dance
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I Dunno What the Fuck is Going On Here, But It Figure
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Mariah Carey’s New Video is a Fucking Shit Show – VIDEO
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Jade Ewen is Thick But I Like It
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Ahhhh Eva Mendes
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Call Me Crazy, But I Think This Dude is Fucking a Chicken – VIDEO
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Brooke Mueller’s Friends Brought Her Drugs In The Hospital. No Wonder Charlie sheen Likes to Party With Her
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Taylor Momsen Gallery Because You Are a Pedophile
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Shyla and Nikki Are in Bed
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Ferrari Falls From Truck – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Horny Amateur
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Gia and the Fucking Machines
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How To: Wear the Soles Out of Your Shoes Quickly..of the Day…Video
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And More Random Photos
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Elsa Pataky Will Give You a Boner
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Sasha Greys Personal Pics Aren’t Very Personal When You Have Seen Her Asshole Up Close But Here They Are Anyways
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Bathroom Masterbation – VIDEO
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God Bless the Wii Fit
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Alexis Dzenia is Sexy
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Roby and Autumn Got It Going On
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How About Some Alexis Texas
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The Chick From Poltergeist Died
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Ciara WTF Are You Wearing
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Mia Loses Her Blue Dress
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Some Celebrity Twitter Pictures
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Mariah Carey is Desperate
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Yeah I’d Bang Emily Blunt
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Kim Karsashian Has Nothing Better to Do But Tweet More Bikini Pics
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the world needs more trampoline porn
http://www.xxxprivates.com/hosted-id26-public-trampoline-fuck-by-scared-teens.html

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2010

27

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

My friend has a yeast infection in his mouth because he is HIV positive. I suggest you don’t tongue kiss him if you run into him…just a heads up. I decided to take a break from Twitter because it’s gone mainstream and I’m staying underground…but really my presence on Twitter was far from mainstream…so I guess I still was underground…not that I don’t want to go mainstream…but I do wish I hadn’t programmed myself to think in 130 characters or less – it’s fucking me up in bars when I’m trying to communicate with willing old drunk lady pussy…which is where I”m heading now but before I go I’d apologize for writing useless shit about myself because it’s boring and I hate when people say that shit so here are my stepLINKS…..

Sophie Monk and Her Big Fuckign Vagina…
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Bar Refaeli in a Hot Photoshoot….
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Hayden Doesn’t Air Her Panties and Her Dress Isn’t See Thru….
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Because Pulling On Out is the Only Thing That Will Help You Get Through The Week. Trust Me, I Know From Experience
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The Dancing Filipino Prisoners Are BACK!
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What’s Older Than a Cougar But Younger Then a Geriatric?
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Hmm So David Copperfield Isn’t a Rapist Afterall. Whoops!
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So THAT’S What Happens When You Fall Into a Black Hole – VIDEO
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5 Inappropriately Sexual Kids Shows
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UK Big Brother Chantelle Houghton Panty Upskirt
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I Don’t Care If I’m Going to Hell, Seeing Gary Coleman Get Pushed Around in a Wheel Chair Makes Me Laugh My Ass Off
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Three Times the Slut
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If Autotrader was Honest
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Where the Fuck Has Pharell Williams Been Anyways?
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J-WOWW from Jersery Shore is a Dirty Slut and I Love It
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If I Was Dennis Hopper I’d Probably Wanna Kill His Wife Too
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Looking at Dita Von Tease Doesn’t Make Me Want to Puke Lately. I Guess That’s a Good Thing
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Despite Her Bug Eyes, I Kind of Have a Thing For Amanda Seyfried
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Lingerie Show Anyone
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Personally I’d Like to See a Little More of Neve Campbell
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Now HERE’S an Apple Product I Can Get Into
(Yes, This Has Tits)
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Charlie Sheen’s Wife Has Some S’plainin to Do
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Roid Rage! – VIDEO
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It Was For Her Boyfriends Eyes Only, Oops
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Marcy Has Some Alone Time
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Love Some Random Photos
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Why Hello Rachel Stevens
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Candids
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Take Your Pick
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Helloooooo Danni!
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Some Hot Slut From the Sugarbabes and Her Bikini Throwback
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Brooke Takes Off Her Lingerie
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Polina and Antonina Get It On
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How About Some Sunny Leone and Aria Giovanni
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This Brad Pitt/Angelina Shit is Getting Out of Hand This Week
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I Guess Lindsay Lohan Has Nothing Better to Do But Be Topless
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Mini Daddy, Mini Hoes – VIDEO
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And That’s Why You Can’t Trust Facebook
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Miss USA, Miss Universe And Miss Teen USA Get Down In NYC
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I’m Liking Nicole Rochie With Her Dark Hair Except for the Fact that She’s a Useless Fucking Cunt Who Hates Me More Than I Hate Her…
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2010

26

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I met the first person in the city I live in who know my website last night, he told me that all I do is post links at he hates the shit. He went onto telling me he doesn’t get the point of the site and doesn’t find it funny, and asked why I waste all my time doing this bullshit all day, and I really didn’t have an answer for the guy, other than vow to never tell people I meet the name of my website in the event they are the rare breed of human who has heard of the site and knows how bullshit it is…That said…

Add Me to Facebook Cuz I Need Friends..
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Here are my stepLINKS

This Lady Faints on the Price is Right and I No Matter How Many Times I Watch It I Can’t Stop Laughing…of the Day
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John Travolta and Xenu Will Cure Haiti Together
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Katherine McPhee Looks Like a Porcelain Doll
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The 20 Worst Hip Hop Album Covers
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KICKS AND ASS
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Because What the Fuck Else Did You Have Planned Tonight
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Weatherman FAIL – VIDEO
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Of Course Cheech and Chong Are Talking About Legalizing Pot – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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SugaBabes Amelle Berrabah Panty Upskirt
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Even Greaseball Kristen Stewart Won’t Go Near Jard Leto
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Siphie Monk and Her Camel Toe Are Having a Little Cry
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The Best TV Talk Show Fights Ever
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Aahaah Brendon Fraser You Fucking Loser – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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I Already Wanted to Kick Kevin Rudolf in the Nuts and This New Song Isn’t Helping
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Terry Richardson Shot the Pirelli and Here He Is Hanging Out with a Bunch of Hot Chicks
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Kristen Sterart Wants to be Spanked
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Amber Rose, WTF Are You Wearing?
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What’s The Opposite of a Miracle, Because That’s What I Would Call Tila Tequila Officially Confirming She is Pregnant
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Avril Lavigne is Not Dead Yet, But I Wish She Was
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Fashion is Fucking Retarded, But At Least The Models Are Hot
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Doutzen Kroes Victoria’s Secret Lingerie 2010
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Bitch Fight Club – VIDEO
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Mommy Like to Masterbate – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Kayden Kross
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Let’s Go Urban Skiing! – VIDEO
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Get a Load od Sarah
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Haiti to Get 12, Maybe 13 Dollars from Lindsay Lohan
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Amanda Holden Bikini
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Meet Nina
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Nikki Belucci Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts
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Vanessa on the Stairs
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Officer Karla Spice Will Arrest You and I Doubt You’ll Resist
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Wild Animal Vega Vixen
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India Reynolds – Loaded Magazine – Feb 2010
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Kourtney Kardashian is Actually Admitting She is Still a Fat Slob After Her Baby
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Natalie Portman is a Homewrecker
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Yeah, I’d Bang Tina Turner
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2010

25

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

It was a big day for me. I was watching the local news and they were doing a report on obesity and heart disease and sure enough the stock footage was of me and my wife walking out of McDonalds with a bag of fucking food. It was a real fucking accomplishment that inspires me to officially kill myself, instead of my previous approach which was to slowly kill myself through food, smoking, drinking and inactivity. Thanks evening news for using me to inspire thousands of people, while making me suicidal. I guess it’s the whole sacrifice one for the benefit of many and the reality is that I don’t give a fuck, I just pretended I did to be dramatic, I think it’s nice to be celebrated for the one thing I’ve accomplished, even if that one thing is gettin’ fat and unhealthy….

Here are my stepLINKS….


Tanlines and Bikini Waxes
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Pam Anderson is Diseased and Pathetic What Can’t this Bitch Do….I mean other than donate blood….
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When Pole Dancing Is Done Right, It’s Impressive but guarantees an expensive lap dance, I prefer the gutter shit….
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Conan Goes Out With Style if You Haven’t Seen it Yet….
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The Hottest Born Again Virgins
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Lindsey Strutt 32F Boobs
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Hot LA Tits
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Ping Pong Kitty – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jessica Simpson is Getting Fatter by the Day…Again
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Some Celebrity Facebook Status Updates
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And More Facebook FAIL
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Fuck P.Diddy and His Spoiled Son’s Birthday
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO LIL’ KIM’S FACE
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Lebron James is Rappin
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Olivia Wilde is Lookin’ Good in Italian GQ
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Dita Von Tease Wearing Something Stupid Yet Again
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I Love Kate Beckinsale, Even When She is Dressed Like a Slob
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Amber Rose, WTF Are You Wearing?
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LOL CAT of the Day
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Random Slut Photos
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How To: Get KO’ed by a Drunk Chick
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Pam Anderson is Fucking Pathetic
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German Slut Likes the Taste of Her Own Pussy
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Lynn Love Likes to Go Down
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Doutzen Kroes – Victoria’s Secret Lingerie 2010 Photoshoot
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How NOT to Cut Down a Tree – VIDEO
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Sophie Howard is Topless in Fishnets
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Sexy Stripper in Black and White
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Tasty Late Night Film
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I’m Actually Lookin Forward to the Runaways Movie
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Meet Laura Lion
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American Idol Contestant Taken Away in Hand Cuffs – VIDEO
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Natalia at the Beach
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Anna Lynn McCord is See Through
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They Should Have SHown More of Rachel McAdams Tits in This Article About Her Hair
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Rosie Huntington is The Sexiest Slut in Australia
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Feed That Tiger – VIDEO
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Fuck Farmville – VIDEO
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Some Sluts From the SAG Awards
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2010

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

If youre not too busy jerking off to George Clooney’s Jerk Off Session for Haiti, Here are my stepLINKS

Remember to Add Me To Facebook You Assholes
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If Gemma Massey Isn’t a Great Way to Start the Weekend, I Don’t Know What Is
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Amy Winhouse’s Ex Husband Is Into Tranny’s That Look Just Like His Ex Wife Which Either Makes Him a Homo Or Amy Winhouse a Man, I Haven’t Decided Yet
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Because It’s The Weekend and Well, Why Not?
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Blake Lively’s Hottest Pics
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Drea De Matteo and Her Bikini Say Hello
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If You Find Lost As Fucking Confusing As I Do
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Heidi Montage Plastic Surgery Timeline
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UK BIG BROTHER Karly Ashworth Leaked Nude Pics
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Elisabetta Canalis is Like a Walfare Cindy Crawford
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Jesus Wants You Do to the Sanctified Slide
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I’d Rather Look at Jesus Luz’s Brazilian Dick Than a Close Up of Madonna’s Face, and No, That Doesn’t Make Me a Fag
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25 Clever Exam Answers
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Kanya and Amber Rose Tell Peta To Go Fuck Themselves Without Saying a Word
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How About Zoe Zaldana’s Nipples
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Celebrity Jersey Shore Impressions
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And Today, In This is Our Future
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Kristen Stewert is Looking Trashy
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Kesha Has a Really Gross Man Face and I Hate It
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Rock Band Chicks Inthe Underwear
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Liv Loses Her Dress
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Bikini Faceplant
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Frat Sluts Get It On
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Audrey Bitoni Wants to Get Fucked
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And That’s Why You Don’t Rollerskate off a Roof
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Let’s Lez Out
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Someone Wants to Kill Kim Kardashian
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34 Best Ever Nipslips
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Who Wants to See Nudists
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Gotta Love Bryci
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Why The Fuck Did Hayden Panty Airs Color Her Hair Red?
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And More Lezzies!! Yes!!
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Veronika in White
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Meet Mary Castro
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Bianca Beauchamp is Taking a Romp in the Hay
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Playboy Babe – Michaela Grauke
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Soccer Holligan Throwdown – VIDEO
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Who’s Stripping For Haiti
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And There’s 2 More Girls Getting It On
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Martha Stewert Pole Dance
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And Pee Wee Herman is BACK!!!
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Brought to you by the girl who can take two bananas and her husband who’s camera only records for 30 seconds cuz he’s trash…

And the Drunk Girl Who Eats the Tequila Worm….and her over excited loser friends who find it gross…

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2010

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent the last hour fighting with a Columbian who worked at the front desk of a 5 star hotel about whether I may or may not have accidentally walked into and accidentally ended up in the swimming pool area where I accidentally sat on the sidelines accidentally watching hot rich business women doing their afternoon workout session before I accidentally ended up in the gym where I accidentally watched other women in tight pants jogging and doing squats before accidentally walking into the women’s locker room thinking it was the men’s locker room…..It’s an honest fucking mistake and he just didn’t seem to get how it could happen, luckily cops weren’t called, we can all go back to normal life, but apparently making cocaine jokes to Columbians is like making Nazi jokes to Germans and doesn’t make them want to help you get out of your “misunderstanding”….


So, I am trying to rebuild my Facebook so Add Me
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Here are my steplinks

Heidi Montag May Be Losing Her Fucking Mind…
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Brittany Murpheys Death May Have Been a Direct Result of Not Being Cast in Happy Feet 2….Wait, What?
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Who is Carrie Amstutz? I Don’t Know, But Her Body is Rockin
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Rihanna Does Redemption Song Badly on Oprah Dressed Like Gaga
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Close Up Pics Of Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits
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If You Thought Electric Guitars Were Already Electric, Think Again – VIDEO
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The Best Video Game Scenes in Movies Ever
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Because If You Don’t Have Your Own Slut In Your Life, a Loaner Will Have to Do
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The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time
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Venus Williams Upskirt on the Tennis Court
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Who The Fuck in Their Right Min Would Marry Tara Reid
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The Haiti Telethon People Don’t Want Kanye West and I Don’t Fucking Blame Them
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25 Lazy Security Guards
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Oprah Giving Some Of Her Millions of Haiti Would Probably Do a Lot More Than Having Rihanna Sing On Her SHow, But Here’s The Video Anyways
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Kelly Bensimon is Gonna Be in Playboy and Here’s a Sneak Peek
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Miranda Kerr is Naked in the February Issue of GQ
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*IT’S OFFICIAL*
Conan’s Last Day is Tomorrow
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Shauna Sand is a True Role Model For Whores Everywhere
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Sigourney Weaver: Aging Stripper
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Alyssa Milano’s Outfit is Stupid But Man She is Still Hot
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Keeley Hazell Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Bobsleigh Girl’s Ass Explodes Through Suit
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And That’s Why You Don’t Play Wii Tennis Around a Galss Table – VIDEO ** WARNING BLOOD**
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Redhead Gets Her Pussy Fried
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So THAT’s How They Do Dental Work in Mexico
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Crista Moore is My Kind of Lady
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Hey Lindsay, Smell My Ass
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Britain’s Best Bums
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Tori Black’s Booty it Oiled Up
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Meet Justene Jaro
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Apparently Yvonne Strahovski Strips Down to Her Panties
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ashley Steele
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Heather Vandeven Whips Off Her White Bikini
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WTF Are You Wearing?
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Gotta Love a Redhead
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Revisiting Eliza Dushku In FHM
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John Mayer is a Serial Masterbater
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What’s With The Sluts in LA Not Being Slutty Anymore
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