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2010

20

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I always forget what stepLINKS pictures I’ve used, I should really figure out a system…that said I was going to do a relief fund for Haiti to motivate you slobs to donate some money but I gave up knowing that I’m just going to get discouraged when I see that we only raised 3 dollars and a guitar pick, three expired condoms and a twinkie to the cause, cuz when that happens it just reminds me how insignificant this site actually is and really makes me wonder why I bother doing it all day every day when I could be doing better things like eating all you can eat buffets at the trashy stripclubs to get fatter and fatter amongst disgusting half naked women….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Why the Fuck Are They Still Giving This Octocunt So Much Publicity?
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Keeley Hazell’s Face is Sort of Busted But Her tita and Ass Make Up For It
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Gotta Love Them Hos
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Why the Fuck Haven’t I Been Watching MTV Teen Mom? Oh Yeah Because I Don’t Have a TV
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Star Wars Opening – REDIT
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The Worst Talkshow Hosts of All Time
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Stacey Dash’s Hottest Pics
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A Little More of Paris Hilton’s Pussys
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Micole Kidman is Gross
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Hahahah Let’s Laugh at Leno More – VINTAGE VIDEO
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Rhianna Cares About Haiti
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Kelly Brooke is Topless in the Bath
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Who Let Chewbacca Walk the Red Carpet
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I Wanna Bang Laura Bell Bundy
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I Forgot How Hot Shania Twain Was
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Amanda Palmer is See Through
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aura Dione, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Did You See This Naked Chick in the Make the Girl Dance Video
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Lizzie is Nude on the Bridge
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Kid Bails Hard – VIDEO
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Jamee in the Dressing Room
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Jesus This Heidi Montage Shit is Just Getting More Scary By the Minute
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Vanessa Has no Panties On
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I Love Some Kylie Minogue
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Love Lux Cassidy
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Laura Blokhina is Hot
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Britains Best Bums
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Gotta Love Twin Sluts
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Kim and Khloe Kardashian Make Themselves Look More Stupid Anything They Open Their Mouths
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Why Hello Yanna and Alla
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Virtual Lapdance Anyone?
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Ashlyn and Alyssa Get It On
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Comedy Aside, Conan O’Brian is a Real Class Act
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Maybe Madonna Should Sell Her Plane and a Few Other Thinsg Because the $250 000 She Donated to to Haiti Isn’t
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When Grandma Gets Fisteds
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88 Bull Riding Beauties
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I Still Got the Hots for Elle Macphereson Even Though Her Face is Fucking Orange
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2010

19

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

This is the post of the day where I write eventful shit about what happened to me either while drunk last night or during the day. You know exciting shit, but since it is winter and I am hibernating in my diseased shithole I call home, I got nothing to say…other than not enough hot young half naked girls have added my new facebook profile and I miss looking at all the half naked girls I once had on my facebook before they destroyed it. I think I may have syphilis partially because a girl I banged last year recently died of it like we were in the 1700s or some shit, you know keeping it vintage, but also because I pee fire I just haven’t googled to see if that is a symptom….
Either way…..


Facebook Pulled an Earthquake on My Profile and Now I’m Trying to Rebuild My Profile
ADD ME

Here are my stepLINKS….

Stacy Kiebler is a Soccer Hottie
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Seriously, Somebody Needs to Smack the Shit Out of This Little Idiot From Tokio Hotel
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Because Whores Don’t Just Hang Out On the Corner Anymore
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Virgins
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Britney Spears Basically Commits Credit Card Fraud
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Let’s Shoot Pennies! – Tutorial Video
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Rebecca Gayheart 34B Tit Slip
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Whats a Day Without a Little Bit of Lohan Insanity
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25 Hot Trekkies – GALLERY
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This Idiot Got Glasses Tattooed On His Face – Video
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Conan May Be Leaving NBC, But He’s Still Richer Than Tiger Woods Ambien Supplier
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Seriously, What the Fuck is Timberland Doing With His Music?! Jesus.
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Striptease of the Day 2 for 1
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Thank You Notes – Dear Asshole
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Ahhahahaha Some Fucking Asshole Died After Watching Avatar
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Yeah I’d Bang Kristen Bell
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KESHA HAS A MAN FACE AND HER MUSIC SUCKS WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THIS CUNT IS SO GREAT
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Man George Lucas Has Gotta Let Star Wars Go. For Fuck Sakes
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And MORE Pants on the Ground
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And More Dancing On American Idol – VIDEO
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Jennifer Aniston is So Desperate Its Gross
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And That’s Why You Don’t Try to Jump Through Glass At a Police Station
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Fisting Up the Ass
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Slut Fucks a Dildo
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Beatrice in Lingerie
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A Big Titty Gallery
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Amy Winehouse is Getting All Jersey Shore
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Charlotte Mckenna Naked
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Gotta Love a Clean Shaved Pussy
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Meet Kylie – Video
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And More Amanda Bynes Maxim Shrts
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Kali Teases on the Stairs
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Rachel is Busty
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Gotta Love Some Black Lingerie
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Nikkie is a Playboy Babe
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Man Heidi Montag Has Really Fucked Up Her Face. Like Big Time. Must Must See.
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Nina Dobrev is 21 and Hot
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Catherine Zeta-Jones is Older Than You Think
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

18

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

It is Martin Luther King day and I celebrated it this past weekend at a stripclub in a small town where the strippers were all black. I was kinda surprised because this bar was in the middle of nowhere and the clientele was white trash wearing their snowmobile pants because you cant get DUIs if you’re driving your Ski-Doo and I was pretty much scared for my life, until one of the dancers told me that 10 percent of the proceeds from her lap dances that nigth were going to Haiti. It was nice to see everyone doing their part….even if she actually meant it was goin’ to her Haitian pimp…or to her Haitian implants…and was playing on the crisis. It was also nice to see her get really fucking mad when I asked her to tap dance for me because I like my strippers doin Vaudeville and not standard text book stripping, not that any of you care about me…so…..

Facebook Shut Me Down Cuz They Are Racist- So Add My New Account
ADD ME

Here are the rest of my stepLINKS…..

Drunken Julia Roberts is Not Worth Dragging Home By Her Hair and Fucking
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Fuck You Demi Moore
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Christina Hendricks’s Tits Are Still Insane
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Brett Favre Sings Pants on the Groound because America is Made of Stupid fucking Trends that Keep the Country Weaved Together
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Rosario Dawson As A Sexy Dominatrix
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Because There is No Way in Hell You Got Any Pussy This Weekend
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The Worst Morning After
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Gotta Love Gag Reels
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Caroline Woznicki Panty Upskirt
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Amazing Video Weirdness – Video (Duh)
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Check Out Kate Hudson’s Bird Tits
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Julia Roberts Was Smashed at the Golden Globes
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25 Billboards That Will Make You Laugh
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Why Hello Maliah Michelle
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Dennis Hopper is Ruthless and I Love It
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WTF Are Kesha and Her Man Face Wearing?
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I’m Pretty Sure Kat Von D Got a Nose Job Or Some Shit
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I HAte to Say This Publically But Katy Perry is Lookin Good These Days
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Ughhh Katie Price is Disgusting
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Sofia Vergara is Better Than High Grade Columbian Cocaine
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Maria is Nude, Except for the Hat
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Shortest Party I’ve Ever Seen – VIDEO
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Busty MILF Puts Veggies in Her Ass
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Shay Laren is Naked
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Silvia Dimitrova posing for Agent Provocateur
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Celeste, Charlie & Kelle…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Nina Dobrev is Like a Hotter, Better Leighton Meester
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Sophie Reade Topless Thong
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Ahhh Big Tits
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spring Break Sluts
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Anna Paquin and Her Gap Tooth
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Krissy is a Sexy Army Girl
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Alektra Blue is a Naughty Secretary
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Audrey Bitoni and Tori Black Get lesbian
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Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young Performing Pants on the Ground
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Greatest PR Stunt Ever – I AM MADONNA’S SON
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Keeley Hazell Topless In Maxim is Today’s Daily Snapshot
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Hot Milf With Big Old Tittiess
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Wii Headshot, With a Twist… – VIDEO
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A Shit Ton of Sluts From the Golden Globes
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2010

15

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I hear it is the weekend, everyday is pretty much exactly the same for me, but I’m hoping this time weekend involves as many drunken naked vaginas as possible but unfortunately that’s usually only one naked vagina, a very large vagina that belongs to my wife that is only useful when I shove my hands inside it to keep me warm since we don’t have heat when she’s sleeping and I’m drunk and I am not really happy about that, but it’s the hand I’ve been dealt.

Here’s my new Facebook Since the Fuckers Disabled Me for No Reason Other than Racism
ADD ME

Seriously – They deleted my profile and I need to get you all back
ADD ME

If you haven’t added me – I hate you – But will give you another chance…
ADD ME

Here are the stepLINKS you’ve been dealt….

Jimmy Kimmel Basically Puts His Foot Up Jay Leno’s Ass on Live TV Because Leno is a Greedy Fucking Piece of Shit I Hope Seriously Fails for Being so Fucking Disgustin….
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Carrie Prejean Proves She s aGoos Christian…By Showing Us All Her Nipples…Again
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Lauren Pope is The Kind of DJ Slut I Want to See in a Club….Since Her Topless xis Much More Interesting that Ronson’s lesbianism and DJ AM’s broken dreams and addiction demos
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Because Lord Knows You Don’t Have a Fucking Date This Weekend
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Baby’s First Rejection – VIDEO
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28 Drinks Later – VIDEO
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Maria Sharapova Nipple Peek
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I Thought Winona Ryder Was Dead. Whoops
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And More Facebook Fail
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Kellie Pickler Gallery
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Stripfilm of the Day
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This Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Shit is Terrifying
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Jay Z is Talking About Some Shit, But I Don’t Know What It Is Because I Am Too Distracted By the Fact That He Looks Like a Camel
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Lauren Pope is a DJ who Probably Can’t DJ But She Looks Bangable I Guess
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Vanessa Hudgens is Lookin’ Good
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jessica Biel is Not Hot and Looks Like a Middle Aged Soccer Mom, But Here She is Anyways
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Kelis Tells Peta They Can Bascially Kiss Her Ass. Go Kelis!!
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Yeah I’d Bang This Jessica Rabbit Bitch
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Presenting: The Half Bikini
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Fast Food Door Smash Fail – VIDEO
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Cassandra Rubs One Out
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Twistys Babe Heather Summers Masturbating Alone
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Go Ahead, Shake That Ass
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fly a Plane Drunk
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Wow, Kate Hudson Must Feel Like an Idiot…
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Madonna and Her Sweaty cleavage
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Amateur Riding Toys
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Elisa is Sexy
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Nina Moric Bikini Throwback
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Nikkie Sami and Melissa
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Lizzy is Tattoed
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Ughhhhh Facial Piercings, Gross
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Busty Bartender Babes
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Sunny Leone is Blue
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Video of Amanda Bynes Doing Her Maxim Shoot
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Vicious Criminals And Violent Cops Clash In Prison
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Lady Gaga Was Always Desperate For Fame and Here’s More Proof
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Skiny Teen Girls Stripping
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Idiots Falling
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Penelope Cruz is Hot No Matter Whats
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Hottest Pics
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BONUS – The Guy WHo Tattooed Glasses on his Face….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

14

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Cuz I don’t….

Facebook disabled my account. I didn’t do anything against the rules. I barely use facebook for much other than to keep in touch with a few really good looking girls who are actually 45 year old dudes and one gay dude who likes to cyber….

I used a tool earlier today that they were promoting on my page called “Friend Finder” where I imported my contacts from my email and next thing I know my shit is shut the fuck down….Bullshit.

I guess facebook isn’t my home on the internet, cuz they have their dirty paws elbow deep in my facebook ass. There corporate bullshit is getting in the way of my social networking and keeping in touch with people….Assholes.

Just remember to be careful with what you do on the site because the mean people at Facebook are watching you and ready to shut you the fuck down the first chance those control freaks get….

I am pretty pissed off about this, I spent a year adding people who I don’t remember and won’t be able to add again so if you work at facebook or know someone who works at facebook, let me know, cuz I want my officially disabled account, because let’s face it everything I do is disabled to begin with, just give it back….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Behind the Scenes at a Rihanna Photoshoot She Doesn’t Deserve
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Jesica Simpson Should Use These Tits to Feed the Starving Kids in Haiti
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Sophie Monk is a Slut Bikini Beach Babe
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AND NOW THE BEST AMERICAN IDOL AUDITION EVER…EVER!
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Countdown Hugh Hefner’s Sexiest Sluts
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Because I Know You Had a Long Day and Pulling One Out Will Eliminate Some Stress
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Now THIS is a Fucking Snuggie
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The 10 Crasiest Public Acess Shows Across America – VIDEO
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Nicole Bahls Is Topless
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Some Mormon Marriage Madness
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Noah Cyrus Was Born to be a Slut
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How About Some Wrestling Sluts?
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The Children Are Our Future – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Behind the Scenes Video From Rihanna’s W Covershoot
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Beyonce: Enemy Of The State
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I Wish the Octomom Would Fade Away and Fucking Die Already
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And a Little More Beyonce
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RIP Motherfucker of the Day
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Fuck David Copperfields Rape Case, WTF is Wrong With Dude’s Hair?
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Fuck You Kate Gosselin Part 465, 347
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mila Kunis and Her Esquire Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Ukranian Melisa Posing Nude
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Fresh Prince…of the Darkside
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Harmony and the Fucking Machines
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Perky Young Teen
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Now That’s a Lesbian Sex Scene
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Doutzen Kroes Makes Granny Lingerie Look Sexy
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Lottery Ticket Pranks Are So Mean, But Here’s One Anyways
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Jessica Simpson Looks Like a Real Doll and Not in a Good Way
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Sophie Howards Lingerie
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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She Was Born for This
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In the Nude – VIDEO
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Not Sure Who Kaley Cuoco is But Here She is in Maxim
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Lucious Body, Face Not so Much
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This Isn’t the Sophia Loren You’re Used to Seeing
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Yeah, Comparing a Male Hooker to Rosa Parks is a But Much
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As If Sports Wasn’t Gay Enough Already
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Monica Cruz, I Love You
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This T-Shirt Gives me a Boner
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RIP CONAN O’BRIEN’S TONIGHT SHOW – DESPITE BEING THE BEST THING IN LATE NIGHT – IT’S OVER BUT FALLON’S STILL STANDING – WTF
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BONUS – Some Girl is Masturbating on Youtube and They Haven’t Taken Her Down Yet….
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2010

13

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I realize I am not very interesting, I’m not really feeling this whole internet thing, but maybe these links are…at least that’s what I’m hoping, cuz otherwise I wouldn’t be posting them, you idiots…..

Aubrey O’Day is a Drity Whore
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JLove Thinks Every Woman Should “Vagazzle” Her Snatch
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Find Sluts Here
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Heidi Montag or Barbie with a Circulatory system?
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Korean Soldier Kick Fail
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REMAKES NOBODY WANTS TO SEE
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Christina Aguilera Cameltoes
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – VIDEO
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Power Ranger Porn?
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I Hate the French, But Yeah I’d Bang Celine Dion
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Conan O’Brien’s Next Job
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Striptease of the Day
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Don’t Be a Fucking Asshole, Send Some Money to Haiti
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Paris Hilton is Braless
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Courtney Love is Disgusting
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Heather Mills Had Got Nothing on This One Legged Stripper
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Katherine McPhee on the Cover of SHAPE, Still Blonde
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For Fuck Sakes They Are Giving Kunt Gosselin a New Show
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Shaq is Getting Sued
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Absolut Vodka Photoshoot
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Sasha Cane and a Stipper Pole
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And That’s Why You Don’t Shittalk the Bouncer
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Heather Summers is Masterbating Alone
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Drunk Coelleg Idot Wants Bottle Broken On Head – VIDEO
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Girl on Girl Kissing – GALLERY
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And Tiger Woods Goes Off to Rehab
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Sofia Vergara Bikini Candids
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jenya, Emanuel or Aprilia?
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Gotta Love a Brunette – VIDEO
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Blake Lively Just Because
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Zoya and Vera Get It On
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Danilles Got Sweet Tits
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Hugh Hefner dumped the 20-year-old Shannon Twins
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The Greatest Image Your Eyes Will Ever See
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10 Celebrities Who Would Kick Your Ass At Beer Pong
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When The Stepsister Moves in – VIDEO
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Tila Tequila is Still Retarded
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What’s a Set of Links Without Kim K?
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The 9 Hottest Girls From Utah
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

12

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Hey. What’s going on? Really? Cool. I guess…actually that’s kind of depressing, but not as depressing as going into my stepFORUM and one of the motherfuckers had no idea that this site is my site and tried to get me banned, I guess when you’re not even recognized on your site, it means you pretty much suck at life and apparently when you talk about forums, you also suck at getting bitches to drop their panties, cuz forum or internet talk is what I like to call a clit murderer even though your lack of sex appeal doesn’t so much kill their pussies but allows the shit die of natural causes…like this post…..

Time to watch how stupid American’s are on the last season of American Idol, where the British prove they are better than Americans by making stupid fucking money exploiting the US trash and handicapped people lookin for fame, all at my neighbor’s cuz I’ll watch anything for free booze……Good Times….


Some Serious Hip Hop Ass in Magazine
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Heidi Montag wants you to eat her panties off. For Jesus.
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Blake Lively Can’t Act for Shit, But At Least She Looks Alright
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Conan O’Brian Tells Bascially Tells NBC They Can Kiss Him Ass – Most Amazing Open Letter
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22 Pictures Of Kim Kardashian’s Sexy Fat Ass
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How Else You Gonna Get Your Dick Wet
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Coolest Guy Ever? You Decide
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The 20 Worst Tattoo Typos
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Porn Star Angel Cassidy Upskirt Flash
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I kinda Have a Thing to Rachel McAdams
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An Idiot’s Analysis of the Recent Discovery of El Dorado
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The LT Slide Electric Glide
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Striptease of the Day
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Nastica is Hot
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Christina Aguilera Rockin’ The Camel Toe
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Amanda Seyfried Naked, Kissing Julianne Moore In “Chloe” – VIDEO
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Victoria Beckham Looks Better When She is Dressed Down
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Yeah I’d Bang Jennifer Connelly
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Paris Hilton is So Washed Up Holy Fuck
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Girls of AEE 2010
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Trip and Strip from Columbia
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Ab Crunch Fail
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Innocent Teen Attacked by Two Lesbian MILFs
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Blonde Finger Fucks Her Own Pussy
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Jamie Gunns Lingerie
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Love Random Photos
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Olivia Wilde is Hot
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Sarah Mutch Bikini
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Loreen in the Haystack
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I Love Random Photos
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Kylie Bisutti: Bikini Pics in Las Vegas
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Taryn’s Tits Are Huge
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Tatyana Weisenbarger in Silver
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Chixvids : Rhian Sugden, Louise Cliffe & Imogen Gray
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Lela Star Strips For Monkey Mag
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8 Month Old Arizona Boy Remains Missing, Mother Gave Him Away or Killed Him
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Channing Tatum Burned His Penis
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Lindsay Lohan P.I
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A weird fucking flickr account
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An even weirder flickr account
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Green Bitch Naked in a Dog Cage
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BONUS

This Slut Gives Insane Cybersex – I Don’t Know What’s She’s On but Get On It….
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2010

08

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided earlier today, that like Tila Tequila, I will pretend that Casey Johnson & Johnson is my fiance, my wifey, who I am going to marry in heaven and change my name to Jesus Johnson & Johnson for. I figure faking it will make me millions, I’d get her inheritance and I’d be set for fucking life, unfortunately, a life that may not be all that long and healthy since I’ve kinda fucked myself along the way by drinking too much, eating too badly, doing too many drugs, banging too many whores, but maybe these heart attack pains are all in my head, and I’ve actually, like a cockroach made myself resistant to the elements, while just always feeling like shit and never actually having it end. I think this is a whole lot of heavy shit to think about, I’ll have to go watch Ghostwhisper with Jennifer Love and her fat ass to reflect….and while I do that, here are my links. Happy New Year, you made it through the first week, which is saying more than we can say for quite a few people….ENjoy the time you have…Let’s hope for less morbid days…CUDDLES

Here’s a Shit Ton of Amazing Stills of Ashley Greene in the Body Paint Bikini That I’m Not Allowed to Post Because Internet Photo Laws Are Fucking Ridiculous
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Does Victoria Silvstedt Get Paid to Hang Out All Day in a Bikini
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Seriously, Fuck You Kate Gosselin
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Eliza Dushku’s Hottest Pics
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Because Hand Sex Is More Fun if You Have Something Quality to View
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Five Holiday Gifts Most Likely to be Returned
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Chinese Propaganda Punk
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Kate Moss Topless Photos
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It Didn’t Take Lohan Long to Get Back on the Crazy Train
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25 Holy Images In Everyday Things
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TEACH YOUR CAT TO SWIM!
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Caught in the Act! Peen in the Pipe Once Again
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If I Knew Anything About Hip Hop I Would Understand What “Lil Wayne x T-Pain x Drake x Nicki Minaj x Gucci Mane x Yo Gotti x Shawty Lo x Waka Flocka” Means
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Lindsay Lohan Will Fight You!
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Sofia Vergara in a Bikini for UK Loaded
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I Like How victoria Beckham is on America Idol Even Though She Can’t Sing Worth a Shit
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Tila Tequila is a Fucking Idiot
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Call ME Crazy But a Gary Coleman Body Double Makes Sense to Me
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Things That Make Sense: Keanu Reeves Is Really A Shape-Shifter Named Marty Spencer
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Talia is Your Treat of the Month
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Karate Girl FAIL
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Alison in the Clouds
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Lesbian Fuck Fest
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Elephant Cumshot is Just as Epic As it Sounds
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Dirty Dirty Striptease
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Pam Anderson and Whatever STD of the Week She Has Are Back on the Market
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Some Miley Cyrus Personal Pictures Throwback
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Mili Has Some Alone Time
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Christina Aguilera and Some Dried Up Old Prune That I Think Is Cher On The Set of “Burlesque” in Hollywood
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Jazzy, Sammi and Charlie
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Talia Shepard shows Her Goodies
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These Guys Are Lifesavers – VIDEO
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So… Does K-Y “Intense” Gel Really Work?
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Tiger Woods Mistress Loredana Jolie
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Girl Vs Gay Guy On South American Sidewalk – VIDEO
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God I Hate Lady Gaga More and More Everyday
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Hottie Shares Her Workout
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Wheel of Fortune – Mispronunciation
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Laeticia Hallyday is a Serial Killer…Wait, what?
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

07

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are my stepLINKS – I don’t really have anything else to say. I write too much. It’s pretty annoying. I’m gonna stick to making dead socialite jokes on Twitter cuz it’s more stimulating than talking to myself here….keepiong my humor darker than the line at KFC on cheap tuesday while staying as awkward as Christopher Reeves having sex after the horse accident but prior to dying….that’s about it for now….

On a sidenote send me pics of your tits for tit cancer awareness – I’m gonna donate 10 percent of proceeds to breast cancer…ideally in my mouth at a stripclub….whatever that means…

Rachel Zoe is Fucking Disgusting
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Saw This One Coming From a Mile Away: Tiger Woods = HOMO
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I Forgot What a Bangin Body Jessica Alba Has
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Who Is The All Time Hottest Internet Slut?
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Because Locating Whores Online Shouldn’t Be Difficult
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Save Yourself the Time – 5 Seasons of Lost in 8 Minutes
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Uncle Sam Deoderant
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French Model Estelle Lefebure Topless With 36C Boobs
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I’d Pay Good Money to Watch Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Fuck
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Personally, I Think Koala Sex is Way Better Than Tennis, But That’s Just ME – VIDEO
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Seriously, What the FUCK is WRONG With Michael Lohan?
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Face First Into Failure – 25 Epic Faceplants
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Striptease of the Day
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Yeah, I’d Bang Trina
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Mini Me Looks An Awful Lot Like…
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Man This Casey Johnson Shit is Just Getting Sadder and Sadder
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Anna Faris Was Way Fucking Hotter With Blonde Hair, But I’d Still Ravage Her
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Ronald McDonald Has a New Enemy – VIDEO
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God Damn Shakira is Hot
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How To Wrap Your Cat for Christmas
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Jenny Takes a Shower – VIDEO
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Weightlifter FAIL – VIDEO
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Hottie Ends Up With a Very Wet Pussy – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Holly and Lindy on the Fucking Machines
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Beatrice is a Model From Romainia
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Cute Teens Have a Sleepover
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Kelly Hu in Lingerie
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Viola at the Lake
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Cameron is Pretty in Pink
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Throwback
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Jennifer Ling Will Make You Feel A Bit Better About Life
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Khloe Kardashian’s Vagina Will Turn into a Pot of Gold
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In Bed With Nikki Nova
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Rachel Weisz Is Damn Hot
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If Diet Pills Made The Kardashian Sluts Skinny, They Would Be Ally McBeal’s Size Now
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I’d Bang Kate Beckinsale Even Though She’s Wearing Acid Washed Jeans
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2010

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email today:

Hey Jesus!

I’ve been a loyal fan of your blog since 2004 and have told everyone I know about it, but some of the people and
now myself, have picked up various bugs and Trojan horses from some of the links you recommended. I have a PC as
do some of the people whose encountered these problems and that may be the problem. I was wondering if you’ve had this problem too?

I love your no-bullshit blog and hope you continue to keep it real !!

Keep up the good work!

I don’t agree with SPAM, I don’t like SPAM, I don’t like how fuckers make big money off SPAM. It is not something I would link to intentionally and if I knew a motherfucker was SPAMMING, I wouldn’t link their site. I have a shitty mac….

Please email me the bad sites at info ( at )drunkenstepfather ( dot ) com…I take this shit seriously…..Cuddles….

And The Photoshop Award of the Day Goes To…
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The 50 Hottest Reality TV Stars Ever
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Gary Coleman May Be the Next Celebrity Death
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Amanda Bynes May Not Be Relevant, But These Pictures Of Her In Her Underwear Are Sure Helping
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Animal Attraction – VIDEO
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HARDCORE BABY! – VIDEO
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Kate Moss and Her Bikini Ass
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BREAKING NEWS!!! JESSICA SIMPSON HAS NEW HAIR!
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Boise State Marching Band WouldBe Lost Without It’s Cowbell Girl
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How To: Get Out of a Speeding Ticket
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This Dog is Smarter and More Capeable Than You Are So You Should Probably Read This and Learn Something
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Striptease of the Day
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Yo! Wyclef’s Got Weed For Sale
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Yulia Voronin is a Teenager in a Bikini
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Get Ready to Puke in 3…2…1…
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Casey Johnson May Have Died Because She Was Too Drunk To Inject Herself With Insulin
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Chris Pine is Checking Out the Laker Girls and I Don’t Blame Him
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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christina Aguilera Looks Like a Drag Queen But I Would Still Bang Her
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Pixie Geldof, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Bar Refaeli in Bonita De Mas Lingerie
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Amy Reid Strips
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And That’s How You Know You Have a Horseshoe Up Your Ass
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Cutie Plays With Her Ass
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Mackenzie Miles on the Fucking Machines
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How To: Break Your Neck – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Tom Cruise and His Band Of Xenu’s Are Like Hitler, But Worse
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Danielle Lloyd Bikini Candids
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Who Would You Rather Fuck?
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Danni is Shakin’ That Ass
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Ana Ivanovic is Modeling Some Tennis Gear or Some Shit
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Gotta Love Tatiyana and Tia
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Jaime is See Through
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Erica is Wonder Woman
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Man I Don’t Know Who Amy Green is But I Am Glad I Do Now
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Some Afternoon Booty to Quench Your Thirst
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If Jennifer Lopez Deserved an Oscar, Then I Am Mickey Mouse
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Yeah, I’d Bang Kiera Knightley
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Younger Emo Chick Fully Shaved FULL FRONTAL
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Some Younger Chick Showing Off Tit….
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BONUS – THE WOMEN OF KING MAGAZINE AMAZING MONTAGE
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Sidenote – Sherri from The View is a Fucking Cunt Despite me Supporting her Show Daily….No Respect….Cunt

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