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2009

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I once dated a girl who dumped me because I would make fun of her everyday, I also dated a girl who dumped me because I didn’t buy her a birthday present because I spent all my money on partying, I dated a girl who dumped me cuz I stuck my dick in her when she was sleeping after she pretty much gave up on fucking me and she assumed that meant I raped her, when I assumed it meant I was doing her job as a gf for her, and another girl who dumped me cuz I let some homeless girl lick my dick and I showed her the pics proud of what I had accomplished. I’ve been dumped for shooting videos of girls masturbating in bathtubs, for making hitler jokes at a Jewish girl I dated’s house during passover, in a “wow would Hitler be rollin’ in his grave if he saw us enjoying this brisket” kinda thing, but for some reason, no matter what I do, my wife won’t leave me, and she’s the one girl who I want to have dump me. To date, I’ve done everything imaginable to her, but she just doesn’t care and I guess that kind of consistency in a person is comforting, no matter how bad it may smell.

That said…..

Bitches lookin to feed me their vaginas, or at least willing to stroke my hair while I cry into their laps about how life has wronged me….
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Bitches looking to watch me make a fool of myself in other online venues than just this site
Follow Me on Twitter

Here are my stepLINKS….


Cameron Diaz’s Hottest Pics
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Party Girls Aint Got Shit on This….
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If Tyra Banks Can’t Eat, Neither Can You!!
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Hand Drawn Block Letters Is the Hit Movie of the Summer!
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MAybe YOu SHould Have Sex With Animals!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Looks Great From the Side
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Prank the Garbage Man!
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Kendra Wilkinson Topless Wedding Tits!
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Karl Lagerfeld Hates On Everyone And I LOVE IT
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MARYSE HAS A REALLY
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The Evolution of Sluts
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The History of G.I.Joe
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Paris Hilton Isn’t a Stupid Slut She Just Plays One in Real Life
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Striptease of the Day
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I Guess The “Have a Set of Twin Via Surrogate to Save The Marriage” Thing Didn’t Work
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Evan Rachel Wood Knows How to Put On a Show
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I’d Like to Punch Gwenyth Paltrow and Her Shitty Cooking Show in the Face
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Reagan and Lauren Show Off For the Cameras
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Katy Perry Loves Halloween and I Hate Katy Perry. So That’s Something
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Amy Winehouse is Not Guilty
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Avril Lavinge is Kind of a Digusting Skank
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Crazy German Skates Down a Roller Coaster
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Christina Del Basso is Topless
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Insane Race Car Crash
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Insane Fisting
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Rhianna’s Hair is Still Stupid But I Love Her Of the Day
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American Psycho – The Video
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The Record Perspective
(SERIOUSLY THIS ONE IS AWESOME!)
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Kelly Clarkson Just Keeps Getting Bigger
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Rhian Sugden is Nude
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Fun in the Club
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Rachel Bilson is Hot
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Danielle Pulls Out Her Boobs in Public
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TOO MANY HAYDENS
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Cyber Girl in Black, Yaow!
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Comic-con Sluts
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Oh Sure, Let’s Just Run People Over In Our BMW, No Biggie – VIDEO
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Orgasm Gets Ruined
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Mick Jaggers Daughter is Hot
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Too Sexy for Polotics….
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Nice Shirt Ya Slut…
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2009

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve decided to hitchhike to a Caribbean resort to sit in the sun and sip cocktails, I’m tired of the shitty weathing here, because combined with my shitty apartment, my shitty bank account, my shitty wife, my shitty drinking problem and my shitty general health, it makes for a pretty shitty fuckin’ time. Not to mention, I can find myself my very own Rihanna to nurture and cultivate into makin’ me money, whether she knows how to sing or not, I figure I can buy her from her family for a goat, so see you all in fuckin’ hell, but before I go, here are my links for the day….

Find a Worthy Slut Here
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This Chick Rebbie Jackson is News to Fuckin Me
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Let’s Take a Trip Dwon Nintendo Memory Lane
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Drunk Bitch Gets Tossed Out of a Club – VIDEO
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Alyssa Milano is Still Lookin Good
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How About Two Sluts in a Light Saber Strip Fight?
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Devon Aoki Nipple Slip Throwback
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TORRIE WILSON HAS THE HOTTEST ASS OF ALL TIME!
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Las Vegas Bikini Poo Party
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I Almost Forgot How BAd I Wanna Bang Freida Pinto
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A Girls On Their Knees Gallery
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Holy Fuck, Remember Bobcat Goldthwait
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Reality Whore Stew!!
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Striptease of the Day
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Jude Law Seems Like a REall Swell Guy, And By Swell Guy I Mean a Women Beater
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Patrizio D’Addario is Some Italian Escort the Prime Minister is Italy is Bangin
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Marc Anthony Now Owns Part of the Miami Dolphins
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Meggans Gallery is Amazing
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Amy Winehouse is Back in Court
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A Naked Cowboy Running For NYC Mayor!
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Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Are Hanging Out Together. Amazing
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Kelly Brooke Gallery
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Lucy is Wet and Soapy
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Italian TV is AMAZING and Here’s Why
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MILF Gets Fucked
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Kayden Cross and Teh Great Outdoors
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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The Cutting Edge of….Balloon Delivery
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Rupert Everett is Constantly Mouthing Off About Everyone and I Love It
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Meet Jaime Hammer
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Mickey Rourke is Drunk
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Monica Cruz, I Love You
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Shyla Styles is Hardcore
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Simi Would Make My Life a Whole Lot Better
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Okay Ed Westwick is Totally Gay
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Kelly and Mellissa Are Kissing
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I Want to Meet The Guys Who Stole These Two Trucks and Shake Their Hands
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Hwy The Fuck Did Solange Shave Her Head?!
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Kitty on a Piano Warmed Even My Black Heart
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There’s Something Fishy
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Aria Giovanni is in a Red Dress
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Jennifer Lopez Versus Fergie
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And Here’s Some Naked Alyssa Milano
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2009

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was sitting at home earlier tonight with nothing to do. I was just tagged myself as the crotch on random facebook girls’ pictures and messaging them saying “I own your pussy” but that got boring fast. So I decided to get up, get out, and get drinking, despite my vow to quit drinking the other day, I looked at it as some kind of goodbye party, that was more of a welcome home party to my alcoholism.

Now drinking lead me to meeting a random hot girl on the street outside an apartment, who had black make-up on like she was a cat, or at least a crazy person, and she invited me and my two friends in to do some blow. It was random, I thought shit, doesn’t she know she could get raped and realized when her pants were off and she was fingering her ass, licking period blood off her finger while my friend pissed in her mouth, that she meant business. Clearly, I like breaking girls who would not do that on a normal night into doing that and not girls who offer that shit up everytime they do a bag of coke, because it makes me feel like I am taking advantage of them or a molester or going to get AIDS but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t one of the best nights of the week and I have drinking to thank for that….seriously…fucking insane.

I got her number, maybe she’ll get wasted and let us relive it with a video camera….

Because Busting a Nut is a RIGHT Not a PRIVILEDGE
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I’d Glady Hump Kathy Lee on a Wednesday
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A Real Best Man Will Do The Right Thing and Tell It Like It Is
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The 9 Sexist Honduran Women
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Sex on the Sofa Can Lead to Trouble
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lucy Pinder And Chanelle Hayes are Naked Babes on Holiday
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This Horny Guy Could Very Well Be You
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Kate Walsh Panty Upskirt
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Shauna Sand is fucking this big busted lesbian porn star!
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Tori Spelling Looks Like a Fucking Zombie
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Korean Politician Brawl – VIDEO
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How to Make a Christian Horroe Movie Poster
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If I Had a Data Entry Job, I Swear I Would Blow My Brains Out
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I Still Can’t Believe Kate Hudson is Banging A-Rod
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I Juat May Have to Do Acid and Go See Alice and Wonderland
So Here is the Trailer
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Big Tits and a Big Ribbed Dildo
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Amy Winehouses New Perfume Will Probably Smells Like Puke and Used Condoms
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Sara Jean Underwood Gallery
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Danielle and Her Big Tits
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Tough Guy Gets Laid Out – VIDEO
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Mallory and Her Fucking Machines
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Monique is Sweet Blonde
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Worst Dance of All Time
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Who is Noemi Lenoir and Why Isn’t She Sitting On My Penis
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Miranda Kerr is Naked and It Is Glorious
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And I Thought I Slept With a Fucking Whale Every Night
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Oiled Up Slut!!! YEAH!
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Simi is HOT and She Made a Video That’s Even Hotter
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I Wanna Bang Kaya Jones
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Cheryl Strips and Touches Herself
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How Bout Some Tits And Ass
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Seth Rogan is Fucking Amazing
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YOU FUCKING BASTARDDDDDD!
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The Taco Bell Chihuahua Has Gone to The Giant 24 Hour Drive Through in the Sky
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How About Some Wigger Porn
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Jon Gosselins New WHore Likes to Smoke the Good Shit
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Heather and Her Jeans
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That’s Right Baby, Show What Your Momma Gave You
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YOUNG PUSSY
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Apology from the Chris Brown Sock Puppet

And Some New Orleans Bounce….

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2009

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Beyonce was in town. I only found out after the show started. Not that I would have gone. I am just surprised that she never reached out and personally to invite me to the show, to party or even back to her hotel room to eat fried chicken and by fried chicken, I mean her pussy (that’s the name we’ve given it because shit’s got the same consistency and smell) and I’m pretty offended, I mean after all these years of defending and praising her fat, disgusting, jealous of Rihanna and responsible of Jennifer Hudson’s family getting murdered, while pussy whippin’ Jay Z like shit was a gun and he was still sellin rock ass, she should say my name bitch….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Fergie Has a Lady Bulge
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Because The Chances of You Meeting a Girl in Real Life Today Are Slim to Non
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How Awesome Does The Most Recent Dyke Fight of Sam Ronson and Lohan Sound?
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10 ButterFaces You’d Still Fuck
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Bruno?! Borat?! WTF?!!
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Jaslene Gonzalez is a hot ass supermodel whore
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When Dance Dance Revolution Ends in a Fight…
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Jenn Aniston May Be Desperate, but MAN She’s got a Tight Ass
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Who Can Dance More Slutty is Probably Not a Contest You Want to Win
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An Army of Children or Not, I’d Still Bang Angelina Jolie
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The Kama Sutra for Fat People
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This Infomercial Spoof is Amazing!!
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Stripfilm of the Day
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IF Cameron Diaz is Banging Everyone, Then Hopefully I Am Next!
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I Can’t Wait To See How Big Kendra Wilkinson’s Tits Get
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Of Course the Fucking Japs Are Nuts For Harry Potter
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I Wish Victoria Beckham Would Dress Like a Slut More
Cause Right Now She’s Making My Boner Sad
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Britney Spears is Still a Slut and I Like It
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Kate Brenner is Washing Her Car
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If Megan Fox Turns Down a Bond Role, She is an Idiot
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So, Are These the ‘Unofficial’ Members of the Pussycat Dolls, Or What
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Britney Spears Looks Like Her Old, Airbrushed, Bangable Self in the Pics
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Luna’s Giving You a Cam Show
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Epic Snow Mobile Fail
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Bai Ling Could Be Nicole Richie’s New Step Mother
I Swear You Can’t Make This Shit Up
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Sexy, Hardcore Slut
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Sandra Shine in Red Lingerie
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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April Scott is Lookin Good as Always
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These Then and Now Photos Are Actually Pretty Awesome
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I Think The Real Question is Who Doesn’t Hate Katherine Heigl?
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If Joe Jackson Was a Perfect Father, I Am Thin, Educated and Sober
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Remember Kylie Minogue in That Fucking White Dress That Gave You Such a Boner It Hurt?
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Meet Michaela, She’s Expecting You
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Remember Gena Lee Nolan From Baywatch
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Rachel Star and Her Booty Are On the Stairs
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Shawna Lee Puts Most Girls To Shame
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I’d Bang Emmanuelle Chriqui and I Know You Would Too
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Bam Margera is Drinking Himself to Death
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Move Over Ike and Tina, Here Are Your Successors!!
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It’s Party Time
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How Many Bitches Have Fake Tits…I Know of At Least One in This Picture…
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2009

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was at a party. I walked in the bathroom with a girl I don’t know. She wasn’t happy about it but peed in front of me anyway. She really wasn’t happy about it when I started peeing in the sink. It turns out it was her place and she didn’t find my peeing in her sink appropriate. Cunt…Manners are for drunken idiots…but stepLINKS are and here they are….

BONUS – Chris Brown Apology Letter – That is Full of Shit and Distracting Because of Bollywood Shirt….Looks like dudes’ gonna suicide bomb my computer or some shit….

Because If You’re Anything Like Me, You Can’t End a Day Without Busting a Nut
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I love Lil Kim’s Attempt at Singing for Mandela
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Sexy Model Pics: Melissa Haro
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Stupid Fake Tits
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How Women Get Away With Farting
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Can YOU Power Slide?
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Girls Get Washed at the Car Wash
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Hey Glen, Get the Fuck Over it
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I’d Totally Bang Alanis Morrisette
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What Her Pet Really Says About Her
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Denise Richards is Kinda Slutty
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Lesbian Vampire Killers Looks Like the Best/Worst Porn Ever
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Striptease of the Day
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Poor Little Rich Girl: Mischa Barton Still Crazy; Possibly Suicidal
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They Want to Lick Your Lollipop and By Lollipop They Mean COCK
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Seriously, Married with Children or Not, There is No Way Tom Cruis Isn’t a Homo
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MCA of the Beastie Boys Has Cancer
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I Hate Lady GaGa So Much It Hurts
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Some Top Model Slut Has a See Through Moment
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I’d Also Like to Bang Ciara
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Linn is The Kind of Girl You Want to Take Home and Work Over For the Night
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These Stella McCartney Ads Are Like a Bad Acid Trip
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Hugh Hefners New Child Brides Are Also the Playmates of the Month
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How About an FHM Cover Girl
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Random Photos Associated with Nudity Always Make For a Good Time
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I Love It When People Pass Out On TV – VIDEO
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Small Titted Lesbians Lick Some Pussy
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I love this picture of Sienna Miller Scratchin Her Cunt
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Taylor Vixen is Busty
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Peeping Toms Are Amazing If You Ask Me – VIDEO
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How Amazing is This Ad About Child Abuse?
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Mellissa Lauren is All You Need
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And More Eva Mendes
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Sammy Brady is Naked!!!
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Web Cam Slut Gets Drenched in Oil
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This Hot Slut Makes Me Want to Learn French and Move to Paris
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I’d Totally Bang Little Kim
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When Did Christina Milian Turn Black?
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Blonde and a Purple Dildo
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How Awesome is This Pizza Commercial? Seriously
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong With Lady GaGa?
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The Ten Most AWesome Nickolodean Theme Songs
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I Love These Broads Who Fight Naked and Fuck
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Why the Fuck Did This Sprite Ad Get Banned?
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Busty Israeli Girls With Busted Faces Eating Meat and Dancing in Their Bikinis…..
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I Love John and Kate Plus 8’s Teenage Messy GF
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2009

18

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been staring at an asian girl outside my house with a baby carriage who looks like she’s 12 but is rockin’ the smallest dress I’ve ever seen and has insane body…. I can’t figure out if she is a babysitter or the mother because with Asians, you can be 12 or 40 and have an equally tight vagina, it’s one of nature’s great mysteries, maybe god’s answer to pedophiles so they don’t have to steal innocence, I’m not turned on by what I’m lookin’ at, I’m just doin’t he math and makin’ sense of the shit.

IF you wanna see how it turns out, you’ll have to:


Follow Me on Twitter – I’m Working on Getting Tila Tequila Level Fame on The Shit
http://twitter.com/drunkstepfather

Here are the rest of my stepLINKS….

Because You Don’t Have Friends or Lovers…
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Janet Jackson is Back on the Market, So If Your Dreams of Fucking Michael
Are Over Cause He’s Dead, She is the Next Best Thing
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Some Ho On ESPN Had an On Air Upskirt
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Miranda Kerr in Lingerie
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Who Knew Dick Cheney Could Be Kind of Amazing?
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Now Here’s Some Amazing Titles For Garfield Books
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Hot Video Hoe Rosa Acosta’s Sluttiest Pics
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HAWAIIAN TROPIC BIKINI CHAMPION HAS AN AWESOME FUCKIN’ BODY!
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Confessions of an Actress
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Anna Paquin is Hot and Weird Looking At the Same Time
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More Japanese Gameshow Insanity
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Hilarious Open Letters to Some Very Annoying People
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Striptease of the Day
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I Don’t Care If She Can’t Swim, I Still Wanna Bang Eva Mendes
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart?
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Coco Wants To Offer All The Ladie’s Out There Some Dating Advice
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Evan Rachel Wood and The Dude She is Currently Fucking Go Out On the Town
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Naked Lesbian Slumber Party
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Leelee Sobieski Is Engaged and Suddenly I Remember How Hot She Is
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I Would Gladly Be Denise Richards’ Friend With Benefits
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Hand in the Toaster on the Simpsons Is Always Good for a Laugh
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Some Blind Items, Because It’s Friday and You’re Probably Gonna Be Bored All Weekend
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Nicole Graves Does Some Chores
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How Even a Pussy Like You Can Win in a Fight
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More Naked Sluts Fighting
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Lola is Sexy in that 80’s Kind of Way
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Mother Drags Kid Through Store – VIDEO
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Random Photos of the Day
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surprisingly, This Fergie Bikini Throwback Doesn’t Make Me Want to Puke
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Beware of Flying…Bikes?
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Vida Guerra Body Paint Throwback
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If You Ask Me, She is Very, Very Fuckable
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What Can I Say, I’m a Sucker For a Brunette
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Sure, One of Them is a Lesbian, But That Doesn’t Mean I Wouldn’t Bang The Veronicas
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I Love Gisele and Her Platform Boots
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Now THATS An Ass I Wanna Be All Over
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5 Ways You Are Treated Like a Criminal Everyday
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Janine is Tattooed And Half Naked
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Roselyn Sanchez Looks Like She Wants Me Penis In Her
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The Carpet Doesn’t Match the Drapes
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He Hates Crack Whores – VIDEO
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This Vintage Sex Ed Tape Will Make You Puke
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The Moral of the Story is: Don’t Hang Out with Talking Animals
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WWE Star John Cena’s Wife Hikes Up Her Wedding Dress ALL THE WAY!
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Scarlett Johansson in this Porn Parody Photoset
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2009

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not drunk yet and that is a travesty. I’ve been in bed tending to my male yeast infection all night. That’s not entirely true. I just tell girls it’s a male yeast infection cuz it sounds more appealing than Aids Lesion. I don’t know what I am talking about, I just know tonight is the night dreams are made of, let’s just hope your dreams don’t involve hunting me down and killing me violently and painfully.

Here are my stepLINKS.

Rene Zelwegger Forgot to Put on a Shirt….Why? I Don’t Know, But I do Blame Tom Cruise! That Jerry Maguire Shit was the Devil…..
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Erin McNaught’s Sexy FHM Pictures
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How About Some Beyonce See Through Action?
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Darth Vader Dancing Like MC Hammer is Pretty Much the Most Amazing Thing Ever
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Slutty Models Touching Each Other
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These Parkour Chicks Are Kind of Hot, Don’t You Think?
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Dina Lohan Makes Me Wanna Puke In Her Mouth While Jerking Off
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HOLLY MADISON TAKES OFF HER PANTIES ON STAGE
IN LAS VEGAS!
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Remember Kato Kalin?!
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How To: Pretend You’re Listening to Your Girlfriend
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Striptease of the Day
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The Cute Little Girl From Slumdog Hates Nicole Kidman
Oh and She Also Wrote a Book
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WHOEVER HAS THIS VIDEO OF TOM CRUISE NEEDS TO SEND IT TO ME NOWWWW!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jade Nicoles Likes Fake Weiners
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Ivanka Trump and Her Fake Tits and Nose Job Are Soon To Be Off the Market
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Riley and Her Big, Pink Toy
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Madonna’s Tour Set Collapsed, Too Bad She Didn’t Die
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Pam Anderson is So Gross
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Naked is the New Underwear? Makes Sense to Me!!
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Mischa Barton Has Issues
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The Girls Are At the Beach and They ARe NAKED!
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Who Cares if the $200 000 Vase is Priceless and Irreplaceable
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Heather is a Pent House Pet
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Russian Drunk Gets Owned
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Weird, Weird Weddings
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Traci Bingham Topless Throwback
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Wanna Know What Fucking My Wife is Like?
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ScarJO Looks Like Carrot Top in Drag
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Brunette on All Fours? I’ll Take It!
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Which of These Sluts Would You Most Like to Bang?
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Carli Banks Loses Her Pink Lingerie
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One of The Harry Potter Kids Was Growing Weed and Got Busted
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Kobe Bryants Wife HAs Huge Fucking Tits
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Now This Guy Can Play the Keyboard
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Tunnel of Love
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The Life of a Plumber!
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How About Some Bitches in Tight Pants
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ScarJo’s New Ads For MANGO
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Asian Doing Christopher Walken
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I Like My Sluts How I Like My Slot Machines – Loose
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Here’s an interesting video…

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2009

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I may be drunk most nights of the week and I may spend a lot of time with strippers but that doesn’t make me a degenerate. The fact that I live off my “disabled” wife, who is really just a lazy fucking pig who gets a government check makes me a degenerate.

Tonight may not have changed lives. I was snobbed out by strippers, a couple fat strippers tried to give me the two for one lesbian show cuz they get no business alone. Another one had the fakest tits who didn’t get that I was joking when I asked for her plastic surgeon’s name and number because they looked so real, but not as real as the night was. Seriously. From homeless man singing songs about life to meaty whore pussy rubbed up on brass poles…I couldn’t ask for more out of the day….except maybe for some stepLINKS and here they are…..Enjoy.

Get Fucked Like a Virgin
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I’m still NOt Sick of This Dress All The Whores Seem to Be Wearing
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Check Out Alyssa Milano’s Teen Work Out Video!
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THE SHREK SEX TAPE IS HERE!!!
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The 9 Hottest French Women
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Rod Stewart’s Hot Wife’s Topless Throwback
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God I Wanna Punch Hayden in Her Box and Make Her Cry
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Feet Were Made for Walking? Duhhhh!
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KRISTA ALLEN’S PUSSY LOOKS GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT
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Donnatello Gets SCrewed
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Heidi Klum’s Pregnant Milk Filled Tits
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Giant Boob Invasion
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John Favreau Cheated on His Wife in the Bathroom With Some Slut – Exclusive
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Amazing Israeli Chick on the Beach….
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Good Luck, Caught On VIDEO
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BONE This Chick, Or Die! What’s Your Choice?
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Striptease of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How About Emma Watson’s Side Boob
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Michael Jackson’s Doctor is Most Probably Going to Kail Forever
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Okay, Well I Just Puked All Over My Keyboard
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Kelly Clarkson is Getting So Big It’s Downright Terrifying
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Now Here’s a Girl I’d Like to Introduce to My Penis
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So Justin Timberlake Wants to Go Gay For Robert Pattison
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Juliette Lewis is Completely Insane and I Love It
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IT’S THE GIANT BOOBS INVASION
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Denise Richards is Topless
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Mommy Gets a Cute Teen To Fuck Her
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I Wish Jada Pinkett SMith Would Just Make a Lesbian SEx Tape Already
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Sara Stone’s Big Old Tits
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This Bear Cub Raised By Humans Is The Biggest Pussy Ever
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Some Sand Sculptures That Are As Much Amazing As They Are Pointless
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Yeah I’d Let Stacey Keibler Lick My Balls
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Beyonce on the Beach
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LaToya Jackson is the New Sherlock Holmes, or Some Shit
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An Amateur and Her Dildo
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Amy Reid is Kinky
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Paris Hilton and the Upskirt Photographer in Hollywood
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Holly Webster’s Naked Make Out Ritual
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Heather Likes to Play With Herself
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The Terrorist Groups Are After Bruno
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GET READY FOR THE NEW TRONNNNNNN!!
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Big Penis = Big Problems
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There’s No Way Hugh Jackman Is Not Gay, I Don’t Care If Her Has a Family
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Star Wars Pregnancy
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How About Some PSAs….FROM THE FUTURE
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How NOT to Be a Douche Bag New Yorker In NYC
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2009

14

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw Bruno. It was uncomfortable. Not because I am a homophobe. Or because he gets himself in awkward situations. Or even because it was pretty much like watching Borat but because I had a boner the entire time. Maybe I’m gay like these girls or maybe I am just lying…on all fours…ready for you…mister man…truth is I think dude’s fucking insane…and I am all gayed the fuck out by seeing too much gay and the real discomfort in the theater was watching all the weird chachi dudes lookin nervously at each other cuz they liked what they saw and weren’t too sure how to incorporate a catch phrase from the movie into their everyday life while stayin’ macho…bro. There was no Wawawewa or Me Like or It’s Nice or whatever the fuck else they pulled from Borat and dropped in bars every fucking night for months and fucking months…and then there’s the whole Halloween shit we’re gonna have to deal with….everyone dressed like fuckin’ Bruno….like they did for Bruno so I guess that means it is just the fuckin’ beginning…all while Sasha Baron Cohen counts the fuckin’ benjamins….

Here are my stepLINKS.

John Plus His Whore Plus Viagra are Making Their Rounds Around the World
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Future Ex Wife Shows Off Her Clevage
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Selita Banks Makes High Heels Look Good – VIDEO
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Some UK Actress is Showing Off Her Tits
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There’s No Way This Harry Potter Kid Isn’t a Fag
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Hot//Sweaty//Sexy
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Barely Legal: The 10 Hottest 90s Babies
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Some Amazing French Canadian sluts at some radio station beach party.
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Legendary footballer Gazza’s daughter takes her clothes off for ZOO
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This is a Busty Fucking Young Girl….
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This World of Warcraft Kid is Really Getting Out of Hand… – VIDEO
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HOw About a T & A Party
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5 Terribly Awesome Examples of Porn Acting
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She Used to Have a Wang, But Yeah I’d Still Bang Her
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Striptease of the Day
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Sandra Bollock and I Both Agree That She Should Get Naked Again
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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She May Be Desperate, But I’d Still Bang Jennifer Aniston
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You Know I’m Not So Into Pregnant Chicks, But I Gotta Say Adriana Lime is Looking Hot
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Diana and Deluna Get It On
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Rosario Dawson, Will You Marry Me?
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Surprise!! One of the Cunts on Big Brother is a Racist Fuck – VIDEO
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How About some Alessandra Ambrosio
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Dannii Minogue Gallery
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Katy Fey is in Stockings
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Nipple Slip Compilation
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A Scary, Scary Pole Dance
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Brooke Likes to Play With Herself
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And The Stupidest Idea of the Day Goes To…
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Christian Bale Must Be a Real Good Actor, Cause he Seriously Looks Like a Crackhead
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De-Robed on TV – VIDEO
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Karolina Kurkova is Pregnant
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Liv Tyler is Pretty Hot When She Wants to Be
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Back Yard Orgy
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Eleonora is a Joy
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Hot Chicks on Roller Blades Are All sorts of Awesome
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Violet Gets Naked Just For Fun
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Hole in One for Marketa
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Demi Jessica is a Playboy Babe
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An Afternoon Pick Me Up
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I Hope for The Sake of Everyone Janet Jackson Gets Custody of Michael’s Kids
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She’s Got a Secret Admirer
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And You Thought The Sluts You Knew Were Good…
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2009

14

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s been pretty shitty. My ear exploded at a concert 2 weeks ago and still hurts and makes me dizzy. So walking down the street is funny cuz I look drunk but shitty cuz when I get drunk it gets worse and I end up falling and hurting myself more. It also burns when I pee. Not too sure what’s up with that and I may or may not have had a mild heart attack twice today. But I guess that’s life, at least my life and I won’t bother killing myself, even though I probably should. I will however post these links and drink me some more drink, cuz that’s the only thing that I look forward to in a day and that sounds way more depressing than it is.

Here you go..

Jessica Simpson and Her Big Tits Are Single Again
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Megan Fox See Thru
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Lily Allen is See Through and Has a Camel Toe
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More From Auto Tune the News
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Slutty Model Pics Of The Day: Ariel Meredith
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Your Business Cards Suck
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And More From Lohans Twitter
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Cartman Wants You To Suck His Balls
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Bikini Amazon Godess? Hmmmmm…
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striptease of the Day
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Those Homo Pengeuins at the SF Zoon Broke Up
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Eva LongWHOREiaz Likes to be Tied Up
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And More Michael Jackson Rumoes
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Opens Wide, Leighton Meester
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Kacey is Sexy All Over
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Jon Gosselin’s New Whore Likes to Soke the Good Shit
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Some Sluts Hang Out On Entourage
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Wino is Back in England, I Wonder Hot Long Before She’s Back On Junk
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Danielle Lloyd Dons Lingerie Again
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Bachelorette Party Fun with a Female Stripper
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Who Cares About Her Bar Trick, Check Out Her Tits
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Mother Daughter Pussy Flash
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Frankie HAs Multiple Orgasms
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Summer Skirts From Russia
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Get Ready For The Biggest Piece of Shit Clothing Line Ever
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Samurai Cop Awesomeness
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Who’s Amanda Hardington? I Don’t Know, But She’s in a Bikini
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Red Head Arial Takes It Outdoor
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Amy Reid is Kinky
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Emma Watson Gets Hotter By the Day
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When Asians Do Christopher Walken Movies
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Peach in a Field of Dreams
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Scarlett Johansson Mango Photo Shoot
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Baby Korean B-Boy
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Sex Ed Videos
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Rumoe Willis is a Punky Lesbian…or Something
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Nicole Pietrontone Crowned Miss COED
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Oxana on the Beach
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Someone At Dairy Queen Should Have Thought This Through
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Sexiest Female Celebs Smokin’ Cigars
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Wrestling babe Christy Hemme is fuckin’ hot!
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