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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2009

19

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

OH MY GOD…NEW MOON PREMIERES TONIGHT…OH MY GOD.

Just joking. The only thing good about this shit is that it makes girls horny as fuck and I am hoping that there is a sex scene that teaches girls the importance of giving blowjobs to completion, or something equally amazing because I figure if there is anything in pop culture that can be used to manipulate the shit out of girls and teach them things they will emmulate, this is it.

It would be a great tragedy if the writers didn’t take the opportunity that was given to them with all power they have with this movie and use it for good.

I guess we’ll have to wait and see…..and I’ll be sitting in a van outside the theater dressed like a vampire to capitalize on the shit and get some pussy from one of the stupider girls who thinks this Twilight garbage is true to life and that I’m just an old, fat, mexican Robert Paterson or whatever his name is.

It’s on.


One of Wino’s Implants Exploded or Some Shit
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Fat Acceptance Raises Some Big Issues Which Sit Next To You on the Plane.
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Because It’s a Surefire Way to Make It to The Weekend Without Putting a Bullet In Your Head
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Donald Trump Has Big Plans For Carrie Prejean
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Scar-Jo And The 50 Hottest Video Whores Ever
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I’m Not Gonna Laugh Cause Last Time I Moved, I Couldn’t Afford a Truck Either
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I’m a Fan of Penny Cruz as It Is, But I Am DEF a Fan of Her Tits Getting Bigger
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The Best Muppet Babies Parody Ever
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Ali Bastian is Peeking At Her Own Boob Throwback
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Give It Up For Some Christian Rap Yo!
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Seriously, I Am Pretty Sure Kristen Stewart is a Lesbian
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A Flowchart to Determine What Your Nickname Should Be
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Striptease of the Day
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Taser a 10 Year Old Girl, Get Suspended With Pay. God Bless America
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Keeley Hazell Got Naked For Peta But She Gets Naked All The Time So What’s The Big Deal?
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Yeah I’d Bang Kate Bosworth
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Demi Moore Defends Her Body, Even If It Is 100 Years Old
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Lohan May Just Get an Acting Job….Playing Herself
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Kate Hudson Gallery
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Hunter is Wearing a See Through Top
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Boomerang Nails a Chick in the Head – VIDEO
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This People of Walmart Thing is Starting to Get Really Fucking Disgusting
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Big Boobed Cheerleader Masterbates in Public
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Hot Brunette Fucks For the First Time on Camera
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Murder By Spoon – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweethearts – A Gallery
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ciara is Lookin’ Fine, Mighty Fine Indeed
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Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd Topless
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And More Sophie Howard Solo
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Corin Shows Off For the Camera
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Blue Eyed Bikini Girl and Her Self Shot Slut Pics
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Laura Vandervoort is Definitely Lookin Bangable
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It’s a Barely Legal Lesbian Christmas
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Veronica Gives Us a Virtual Lapdance
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The Top 10 Things Men Hate About Women
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America’s Butt Ugliest Models
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Now THATS Product Placement
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Bridget Is Worth Taking a Look At
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Katy Perry is Wearing Spandex
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Mariah Carey is Such a Self Entitled Cunt
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Leighton Meester is Lookin’ Trashy
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Katy Perry’s Sloppy ASs Granny Pantyline and Tight Pants
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Heidi Klum is Lookin Hot
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THE GUACAMOLE I HAD FOR DINNER WAS TASTY, BUT THIS PUSSY LOOKS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS!
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2009

18

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I found the girl who played the voice of some Disney character on Facebook thru some guy I hate but who I am facebook friends with….I recognized her name because I’ve seen pictures of her in a thong, so I added her. She ignored me and I hate being ignored, so I wrote her this message….

I wasn’t sure if you were the voice of LILO, but now that I know you are, I totally get why you are snobbin me, I mean taking part in such a life changing movie with such an important role really justifies being a cunt.

What a fuckin joke. You’re a fucking joke.

I’m not sure which grandparent has has been feeding your ego with how proud they are of your “accomplishments” but you need to relax and realize you are insignificant.

With love, send nudes….

Stitch…

She still ignored me, even with that personalized message. Unbelievable….

Here are my stepLINKS

The Nerdcore 2010 Titty Calendar
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Shauna Sand Wants to Be Carrie Prejean’s Porn Mentor. I Like The Way She Thinks
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Hardest Hockey Shot Ever
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Brooke Phillips is some murdered “Cathouse” Brothel Star in Some Slutty Pictures
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The 10 Hottest Polish Women
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Cheryl Tweedy in her 2010 Calander
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Because Even If They Don’t Want You, They Pretend They Do and In Some Ways That’s Just As Good!
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How Awesome Would It Be If Paris Hilton and Doug reinhardt Kill Each Other in a Fit of Domestic Violence?
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This Girl Can Stack Cups Better Than I Can Do Anything In My Life
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TOP 5 SONGS ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH ROBOTS
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Kate Moss Topless Throwback
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Office Pranks Always Make Me Glad I Don’t Work in an Office
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Lindsay Lohan X Nicole Kidman – People Magazine = What the Fuck?!
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A User’s Guide to Boob Terminology
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Wrestling Isn’t Real and That’s Def Not How Real Blood Looks But Let’s Pretend Hulk Hogan Got Hit in the Face Anyways
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Jordan’s Clevage Will Fight For Survival!!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Miley Cyrus is Looking Like a Hot Mes
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Pam Anderson Admitting She Did Cocaine is Like the Pope Admitting He is Catholic
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Elsa Benítez Has a Pretty Awesome Video
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Seriously, The dude Britney Murphey is Fucking Could Have Been Me, Cause I Am Not Half As Disgusting
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Oily and Topless Xenia
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Drunk Dancer Ruins a Wedding – VIDEO
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Monica is Masterbating
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Wendy and Yasmine Get It On
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Little Girl and Her Stuffed Animal Get OWNED
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I Love a Good Random Photo Collection
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Nikki Reid From Twilight is Lookin Good
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Candice Michelle is in a Bikini
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Joanna Krupa Playboy Throwback
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Pantyhose Ass is Fine By Me
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Who is Kristen Dalton and Why Isn’t She Sitting On My Penis
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A Girl I’d Like to Fuck in a Tiny Bikini
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Calista is a Tease
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Jenny is Playing With Her Jugs
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Say Hello to Veronica
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Let’s Laugh at Dina Lohan Together
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Anything with Mr.T is Worth Watching if You Ask Me
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GET A BABY SITTER YOU FUCKING SLUT
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Anything on Chelsea Lately is Usually Good For a Laugh
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Miss Teen South Carolina Learns Where Babys Come From
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It’s a Big Titted Infomercial
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7 Things You Should Never Go Cheap On
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Angelina and Brad are Fighting, So This is a Perfect Chance To Look At Some Old Hot Photos Of Her
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I Kinda Dig These Tomboy Type Chicks
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American Apparel Does Nipples in their Ads
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THE ONLY THING MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HEATHERS TITS IS HER PERFECT LOOKING PUSSY
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Get this Swiss Chalet Christmas Dinner Deal – It Looks Amazing and All for $6.35 – By law they have to give it to you-

Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I was tricked into watching Twilight because I have a soft spot for a group of 16 year old girls and their soft spots. I met them at Starbucks and told them I was a celebrity DJ. They believed me.

Either way, I am not a better person for experiencing that shit that is Twilight, If anything feel like an asshole for wasting the hour before I fell asleep on it. I just felt like I had to see what the world was going nuts over…and now I know I should have spent my life writing crap because that way I’d be a millioniare, instead of the suck at life hurtbag I am. Seriously, I am pretty sure the girls I used to substitute before getting asked kindly to leave the school since I wasn’t hired as a substitute could have done something with more depth, not that I know anything about depth but I seriously felt my dick shrivel up in how fucking obvious that shit was made fore little girls, something I like to think I was made for, but the law won’t let me live up to my full potential…

I’d take 2012 over this New Moon bullshit anyday….and I have no idea why I took this post into a sexual predator realm, I guess I had no choice….like Twilight…It was the obvious approach.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Yeah I’d Still Bang Charo’s Handicapped Ass
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Because Beating Off Should Be As Simple As You Are
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Some Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pics to Help End a Shitty Day Right
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10 Sexy Rap Video Hoes
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The Deleted Scenes From Paranormal Activity
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Some TV Shows That Would Have Been Way More Kick Ass With Vampires
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Geri Halliwell Panty Upskirt
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Ashley Greene is Lookin’ Mighty Fine at the New Moon Premiere
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And MORE video Dating Hunks
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Ahhhhh Some Penny Cruz ia Always Good for the SOUL
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25 Funny American Gothic Portraits
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Striptease of the Day
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Remember Anthony Michael Hall? Word on the Street is He’s a Women Beater
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Hayden Panty-Airs Cut Her Hair or Some Shit, Still Looks Like Midget
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Christina Aguilera is Lookin’ Hot on the Set of Her New Movie
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR IS BACK ON MELROSE PLACE
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Beyonce is Lookin Good, What Can I Say?
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The World’s Boob Slapping Contest is Pretty Much What It Sounds Like
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Yeah, So This is Pretty Much the Best Game Show Ever
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Sorry Kid, Mommy is a BITCH
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Lindsay Lohan is a Self-Entitled Bitch With No Shame
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Madison is Masterbating Outside
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Bree Olsen is Sexy on the Stairs
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A Diving Board Fail is Always Good For a Laugh
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Charlotte is in the Shower
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Ciara is Lookin’ Good in a Black Dress
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I Was Never That Into Chloe Sevigny, But Everyone Else Seems to Be, So Here She Is
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Flowers, Fields and Nudity
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Gisele (The Porn Slut) Is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Ahhh Kate Beckinsale is the Goods
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Some Naked Sporty Chick and Her Big Fake Tits
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Fedor Emelianenko on his bout with Brett Rogers
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I’m Always Into Seeing Sasha Grey Naked
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Kimberly Williams Busts Out Of Her Bra and Panties
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Jana Jordan is In Leopard
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Dumbass destroys a $1.7 million Bughatti Veyron
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Here’s Some Clips of The Oprah/Sarah Palin Interview, If You Care
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Sorry Loser, You’ll Never Work in This Town Again
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Between Two Ferns with Conan O’Brien
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A Bunch of Celeb Hotties at the Museum of Contemporary Art 30th Anniversary
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JENNA HAZE IS A NAUGHTY PUSSY-LICKING SCHOOL GIRL
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2009

16

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t go to all night teenage sex parties this weekend. I was stuck trying to get a boner for a 40 year old chubby chick who danced like a slut, while my wife was at home having sleep apnea cuz she’s brought me to this low point in my life where I find fat chicks I would have never looked at twice worth trying to get hard over because my wife is just that much more disgusting, but I will tell you that I woulda rather been at all night teenage sex parties…because girls these days are all real fucking deal sluts….not that it matters….

Here are my stepLINKS

Michael Lohan is Into Strippers That Look Like Lindsay. Ew.
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Paris Hilton and Kim Kardahisan Are Gonna Have It Out, Let’s Just Hope They Do It In Front Of Cameras and Naked
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The Hottest Filipina Women vs The Hottest Puerto Rican Women
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They Call Them Human Wrecking Balls
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I Like Megan Fox Best When She is Keeping Her Mouth Shut
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I’m Not Quite Sure the Chinese Understand Sex – VIDEO
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HERE’S A VIDEO OF LOHAN AND HER FRIENDS DOING A COKE IN A BATHROOM
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Beyonce and Her Panties Have an Upskirt
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Victoria Beckham Looks Half Bangable Here…YEah, I Said It!
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Because The Weekend Probably Made You Want to Kill Youself Even Further
And Monday Definitely Isn’t Going to Help
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How To: Survive in a Redneck Bar
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That Slut They Based Secret Diary of a Call Girl on Has Finally Revealed Herself
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What You Haircut Really Says About You
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Leighton Meester is in Lingerie in GQ
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And a Little More Beyonce Because, Well, Why Not?
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for Fuck Sakes, Another Scream Movie? Really?
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Shayne Lamas and Her Tits Got Busted for DUI
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How About Some Lingerie Football?
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Marisa Miller + Harley Davidson – Behind the Scenes
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Sarah Palin Taking Oprah Hunting is Def an Episode of Oprah I Would Watch
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A Televised Upskirt Competition. Yes, You Read That Right
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Relax, Ass, It’s Just a Video Game
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Cutie Does Some Self Story
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Carli Banks Has a Lot to Show You
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A Big Titted Striptease on Big Brother in Some Weird Country
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Cutie Needs to Wizz!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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VIVID ENTERTAINMENT HAS CARRIE PREJEAN’S SEX TAPE
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Britney Spears Yellow Bikini Ass
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WOWOWOW!! Check Out Monica!!
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Ann Angel is Fine By Me
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Olivia Wilde & Megalyn Echikunwoke Make Milk Chocolate!
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Bikini Body Show Off
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Cassia Riley Always Knows How to Get a Job Done
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Jamie Graham is Getting Naked for Playboy
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Say Hello to Jazella
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Teenaged Mutant…Resevoir Dogs?
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Have a Go At Her, Buddy
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In Case You Didn’t See the Sittin’ on the Toiley Video Yet, Here It Is Because I Can’t Stop Laughing
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68 Belt Bra Babes
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Sunny Leone Want’s You to Go Fuck Yourself
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This Kid Reporter Goes a Bit Nuts
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Short Shorts Are Good No Matter What Time of the Year
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IT’S JUST ANOTHER MONDAY, BUT THIS IS NOT JUST ANOTHER DISPLAY OF HOT PUSSY … DAYUM, DIS BITCH IS FINE!
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Oral Sex Phone
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Chesty Irish lingerie Model Ava Beth McGrath, 21, from Cork helps us forget the Monday blues.
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Phoenix Cop getting clowned for parking in a “Hybrid Car Only” parking space…If you can use it in your link dump, thatd be great…
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Rogue COllector’s Photobucket Fuckit Finds….

Young – Emo and Topless – Photobucket Idiot Who Didn’t Realize Photobucket is Public
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Some Big Ol Tits
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2009

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent the entire day with some single, 35 year old woman who I could tell was dying for cock at the dive bar that I was at. It’s like at a certain age some hormone kicks in and bitches just don’t get selective about the dick they take in, they just want to take it in. It’s like their uterus screams at them to fill its walls with semen and although it is funny to watch, especially when the obviously unattractive chick is trying to be sexy, whether with her dance or the way she drinks her drink or sucks her lollipop, and it’s also rewarding when you cum all over their faces, not that I did, because I can’t get it up, but I promise you that I seriously tried.

Here are my stepLINKS…..


This Video of Katie Price on Chelsea Handler is Amazing For So Many Reasons
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Because I’m Sure Your Week Was As Pathetic and Depressing As Mine Was
Actually, Yours Was Probably Worse
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So That One Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Has Multiplied Into Eight.
This Shit is Gonna Leak Sooner or Later, Mark My Words
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Shakira’s Sexiest Pics
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Top 50 Worst Videogame Voice Acting
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Anna Friel Panty Upskirt
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I Can’t Decide If I Would Bang Renee Zellweger
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SOMEBODY BUY ME A SMART MOP RIGHT NOW!!
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Abigail Clancy is Making the Fuck Me Eyes
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Say Hello to Pania Rose
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Striptease of the Day
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – You’re Under Arrest
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Janice Dickinson Is Over The Hill And I Can’t Imagine What Her Vagina Looks Like
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I’ll Give Emily Rossum Something to Suck On
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Halle Berry Is Amazing, Even If It Means Sitting Through a Bit of Tyra Banks
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Marisa Miller Cosmo Shoot 2009
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Bridget is in Fishnets
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Pole Dance Wedding Fail
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Girl Treats Her Pussy to a Little Fisting Action
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Yeah So Maybe Calling 911 and Dirty Talking the Operator Isn’t The Best Idea?
(SERIOUSLY, DUDE ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED)
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Lucia is Oh So Busty
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Cléo Pires and Juliana Pae for Arezzo
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Melissa Lauren Has Some Alone Time
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Olga Pavlova Provides Some Excellent Eye Candy
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Mischa Barton is Topless/Covered
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Gotta Love the Girl on Girl Action
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Krissy’s Body is a Work Of Art. FACT.
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That’s Right Kim, Put It In Your Mouth
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Lucky Lesbians Kina Kai and Camryn Kliss
(Say That 5 Times Fast)
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Sunny Leone Loses Her ingerie
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Obviously These Ladies Like to Show They Love Their Country
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Some Body Paint Babes
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Peaches and Ivette Are the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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American Curves Seems Like My Type of Magazine
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Some Wasted Chick Pisses Her Dress, The Rips It Off
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That Aquarium Looks Like It Needs Some Water
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Celebrities Doing Drugs! A Video Collection
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A Guy Can Dream, Can’t He?
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Romanian Lady Goes Crazy on Live TV
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Kelly Osbourne Looks Like a Doll I’d Like to Fuck
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CHECK THIS OUT! ONE OF JENNA JAMESON’S EARLIEST PORN PHOTO SHOOTS … FUCK, SHE WAS SO HOT!
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WWE DIVA ASHLEY MASSARO IN THE NUDE
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2009

12

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

A friend of mine hired a craigslist prostitute last night. He figured she worked for herself so no pimps would be involved and there would be room for negotiation. So she started up at 150 dollars for the hour, full service with pretty much no restrictions other than wearing a condom during sex and he talked her down to 50 dollars. I told him that anyone so desperate for cash, who would be willing to fuck you every and any way, with condomless blowjob for 50 dollars is probably someone you should avoid. Even street whores are more expensive than that and they don’t even have homes, are addicts, not “students” trying to pay tuition.

Either way, she showed up, he banged her, gave her the 50 dollars. She went to the bathroom, shit all over the fucking place, some of the most rancid, dying on the inside, coming off crack or heroin shit you can imagine, but at least she got the right room, and stole 500 dollars worth of shit from his watch to other shit he had lying around…

So let that be a life lesson to all of us. If the whore is too cheap. Shit’s probably gonna leave you beat up, with AIDS, robbed or with a bathroom covered in shit, so it’s worth it to just fuck a fat chick you meet in a bar.

Here are my stepLINKS

Since I Know You’re a Virgin Who is Obsessed With Megan Fox
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Mike Tyson Fucked Up Again…
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Because Your Dick Isn’t Going to Jerk Itself Off, Is It
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Classic Titles Made Sarcastic With Quotation Marks
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The 10 Hottest Girls In Country Music
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Only British TV Would Be Stupid Enough To Have a Michael Jackson Seance
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Monica Cruz > Scar Jo
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Sexual Harassment – A Comedy
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Let’s Laugh At Jersey Fist Pumpers – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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25 Hilarious Pictures of Jesus
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Striptease of the Day – 3 for 1
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Seeing Before and After Lohan Shots Really Puts Things in Perspective
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Rihanna is Out and About and Lookin’ Mighty Fine
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Megan Fox is Having a Cry Cause She doesn’t Like The Way the World Views Her
(All Together Now: AWHHHHHHHHH)
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Mariah Carey is Gettin’ Her Drink On!
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Jon Gosselin Just Keeps Fucking Up and It’s Amazing. Apparently There’s a Sex Tape…
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Liv Tyler Gallery
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Melisa is Getting Dirty in the Swamp
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I’m No Mechanic, But Something Tells Me Salt Water is No Good For You Car – VIDEO
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Jessica is Naked in the Comfort of Her Own Home
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Sandy Summer is Nude
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And This is What It Looks like When You Get Mauled By a Chimp
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go – VIDEO
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Rhian Sugden and Danni Wells topless
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Eva, Lindsey, Kitty, Emilly and Peta
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Nicole is Oh So Sexy
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What Sophie Monk is Doing at a Sexiest People Magazine Party is Beyond Me
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Party Girls Making Out With Each Other
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Masha and Oksana Get It On
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Gisele is the One
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Khloe Kardashian is Spending Her Husbands Money Like a Good Wife
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These Are the Christian Days of Lives
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Donkey Edition
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By The Beach and Nearly Naked
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Some Aubrey O’Day Skankiness
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WOW! Check Out These Photos of Christina Ricci
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Kourtney Kardashian is Looking Alright While Pregnant
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Apparently Adrian Curry Got Fat
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HERE’S A PUSSY SO PRETTY, I’D LICK IT EVEN IF IT STINKS, WHICH IT PROBABLY DOES
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2009

11

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I was trying to figure out a name for really old bitches who fuck young dudes. I get the whole cougar thing, it’s been around for at least a decade and I have seen 40 plus year old women run after young dudes, sometimes in herds, but I don’t know what to call 70 plus year old women who do the same thing. I figure we should cross-reference the endagered species list and start a new trend, or we could just ignore this whole post because it is really a waste of fucking time, unlike my stepLINKS which are just life fucking changing.
On a sidenote, I am still waiting for my Twitter to hit 5,000 followers. But unfortunately, I’m a loser at most things, if you don’t believe me, just cross reference the top part of this post.
Here are my stepLINKS…


Lucy Pinder & Eve Wyrwal Posed Topless in Nuts, and Now Here is the Video
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Shakira’s Hair Looks Ridiculous But I’d Still Bang Her
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Because If Your Hangover is as Bad as Mine Is,
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Donald Trump Hates Carrie Prejean
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How Awesome Does Roomba Pacman Look?
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Auto-Tuned Viral Videos of the Day
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Rihanna See Through Dress Shows Off Her Nipple
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How the Fuck Did Nicolas Cage Go Broke?
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Jessica Biel is Up to Something Or Another
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Who Would Survive the Apocolypse??
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Striptease of the Day
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Linsday Lohan Was Fucking Heath Ledger, So Figure
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Fergie Talks About Fucking Bitches!
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Jon Gosselin is Trying to be Funny for Funny or Die and It’s Not Working
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Katie Holmes is Wearing Lingerie For Some New Movie
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The People Who Let Lindsay Lohan Design a Collection Are Calling Her Ass Out
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An Amazing Throwback American Idol Audition Video
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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USA Pole Dance Championship – VIDEO
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Risky Business FAIL – VIDEO
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A Cheap Ass Web Cam Slut is Better Than No Web Cam Sluts, No?
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Tracy Morgan is Pissing People Off and I Like It
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Betty is a Country Gal at Heart
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Dutch Catfight – VIDEO
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Meet Zoe Britton
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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I See Shauna Sand is a Big Old Ball of Class AS Usual
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Doutzen Kroes
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Milena and Her Self-Shots
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Now THAT’S An Ass
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Elisabetta Canalis Could Ride Me All Night Long
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A Teenaged Pierced Pussy
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Riley is a Girl Next Door Type
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Bree Lynn Peels Off Her Pink Dress
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How About a British Beauty Queen Catfight
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re These Pictures of Lohan with Black Hair New?
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Cn You Say MOONWALKER?!
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That’s a Baby Factory All Right
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Ambra Rose and Her Red Bikini
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And More Reasons Why Japan Rules – VIDEO
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I Forgot What a Babe Eve Is!
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Shanna Moakler is Flapping Her Gums and Starting Some Shit
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HERE’S SOME PORN PUSSY, BECAUSE IT SURE BEATS THE CRACK HO YOU’LL BE PAYING 5 DOLLARS TO BLOW YOU TONIGHT!
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2009

10

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I still haven’t reached my goal, but I think the charity case who got topless for paypal donations on the site last week did, because I haven’t heard back from her and assume that it isn’t because she is humilkated by her whore behavior, making this site useful for at least one of us…but you never help me….but I’ll put the cry for help link up one last time…

FOLLLLLLLLOOOWWWW

And I’ll keep posting the rest of my stepLINKS because I have nothing better to do.

Joss is Smoking the Good Shit, and Hopes You Are Too
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THERE IS 100% a CARRIE PREJEAN SEXTAPE
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The 1987 Crystal Light National Aerobics World Champions
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The 10 Hottest Girls in Country Music
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HOW TO: Be Drunk Off Your Ass and Open Wine Without a Cork Screw
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Ashley Green is Lookin Hot in Maxim
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Exclusive Pam Anderson Upskirt Ass Shots
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If the Matrix Was Made in the Silent Film Era – VIDEO
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Today is one of Those Days That I Would Consider Boning Jennifer Aniston
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Rachel Bilson Hotness
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Striptease of the Day
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Lady GaGa is Almost Kinda But Not Really Fuckable When She Has Way Less Make Up On
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Rihanna, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Christina Aguilera is Always Looking Bonables
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Okay Rihanna is Lookin Much Better Here
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I Wish Audrina’s Camel Toe Would Come Out and Play
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Maxim Behind the Scenes with Stacy Keibler
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Cat Fight in the Ring!
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Katt Williams May or May Not Be a Criminal
(With 911 Call Audio)
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Salad Tossing 101 – VIDEO
(MUST MUST WATCH)
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Pink Dildo in an Awesome Pussy
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Sandy Summers is in Pink Fishnet
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jessica Alba Gets a Good Spanking in Her New Movie
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Heather is a Natural Redhead
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Will Lindsay Lohan Earn Extra Points If She Picks Herself in the Celebrity Death Pool
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Tiffany Wood is Nude
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Some MILFS Work the Camera
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Jayme Langford is The Hotness
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Victoria is Jailbait, But Whatever
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Blue Eyed Bikini Girl and Her Self Shot Slut Pics
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Tori Black is the Kind of Slut I Can Get down With
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Denise Milani and Destiny Daniels in the Hot Tub
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Jennifer Hurt is a Golden Girl
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Lucy Pinder and Eve Wyrwal Are Topless in Nuts
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Laura Siani is Making Me Think Dirty Thoughts
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Jennifer Lopez Really Doesn’t Want Her Sex Tape To Come Out
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Swollen Pussy Anyone?
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Sammy Sosa WTF??!?!
Serious this is Fucked!
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Kate is A-Ok With Me
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SUPER HOT MEGAN FOX LOOK-A-LIKE VALENTINE VAUGHN SHOWS HER HOT PUSSY IN A SWIMMING POOL (AND LOOKS LIKE MEGAN FOX DOING IT)!
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2009

09

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still on twitter protest which is pretty shitty for the 5 people who read the smut I write because I have been face to face with some serious shit the last 4 days. From crack dens to hip jop dance shoes in the park with homeless women and teenage girls, and for the most part I’ve been drunk, but until I reach 5,000 followers, I can’t go back to that shit, otherwise I look like an idiot, which I am okay with since it is a constant theme, but in all honesty, I love that the stress of writing everything I see has ended, and I can actually enjoy the motherfucking weirdness…

Follow Me

Here are my stepLINKS….

Geisy Arruda Wasn’t Slutting It Up Nearly Enough If You Ask Me….But Thet Never Really Do….
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The Difference Between Real and Fake Tits – VIDEO
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Because If Your Money Has Been Anything Like Mine Has, You’re Probably Ready
To Blwo Your Brains Out and Need a Nice Pick Me Up
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Joanna Krupa is Lookin’ Mighty, Mighty Fine
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Hot Model Of The Day: Lily Cole Pics
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Grand Theft Frogger
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Sittin’ on the Toilet – VIDEO
(This is as Awesome as It Is Territying)
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Inna Elena Alexander See Through Nipples Peek
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Katie Holmes Can Be Kind of Hot When She Puts The Effort In
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Marvel Goes Horribly WRONG!
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The Best Football Celebration Dances Ever
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THEY ARE MAKING A SHENENEH and WANDA MOVIE
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Strip Film of the Day
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Bond Girl Eva Green naked for British Tatler
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Demi Moore Has Still Got It
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Jailbait or Not Dakota Fanning is Lookin’ Good
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Lindsay Lohan is Braless, Hates Father
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Jessica Alba Throwback Gallery
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The Worst/Best Porno Movie Ever Made
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Blair Waldorf is a Dirty Slut and I Like It
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You Have Diabetes You Say? No Shit
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Sausage Anyone? – VIDEO
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Mandy May is Into Fetish
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Idiot Gets Owned By a Motorbike – VIDEO
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They May Be Implants, But It’s Quite the Rack Anyways
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Alessandra Ambrosio is the Kind of Team I Like Ana Beatriz Barros
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Topless
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Amateur Shows Off Her Pussy
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Ava Dawn is Very Easy on the Eyes
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Little Kim, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Some Wasted Amateurs Going Insane
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Isis Taylor is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Aria Giovanni and Erica Campbell Busty Rubdown
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Carlie is a Cuber Girl
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Liz Hurley Vs. Eva Herzigova
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I Don’t Know What the Fuck is Up With This Bitch and Her Poetry But Her and Her Shitty Song Are Hilarious
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HOLY SHIT!!! LITERALLY!!
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Fashion Forward People of Walmart Unite!
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If Soccer is Anything Like This Photo, I Don’t Know Why I Don’t Watch IT
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And Now, The Best Lady Geek Halloween Costume Ever
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I Want This Chick to Slap Me With Her Pimp Hand
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PAM ANDERSON LIFTS UP HER SKIRT AND EXPOSES HERSELF … AT A FUCKIN’ CHARITY EVENT! HER HEPA-TWAT SHOULD BE IN A PADDED CELL!
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BONUS – 900 PICS OF GIRLS ON TOILETS
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2009

06

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am protesting twitter because I have done 5,000 updates but don’t have 5,000 followers and I like things to be balanced out because I am obsessive compulsive. So I need 200 people to follow me on twitter to get started and that’s where you come in….so if you aren’t following me…..then

Follow Me

That said, someone made me watch the first half hour of the Shauna Sand sex tape , it may not be hot, because she looks like a corpse and her pussy is grey, meaty, no longer functional and possibly confused as to whether or not it is a vagina, but it is a great way to learn french…

Another way to learn french, my stepLINKS….because they are so badly written they must be another language….now click em.

Cuban Beauties are easy cuz they will do anything for a Green Card…..
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Cat Fight on the Soccer Field!! – VIDEO
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Kristin Cavallari’s in a See Thru Shirt
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Because What the Fuck Else Are You Gonna Do This Weekend?
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Beyonce Is More Fun to Stare At When She Dances, But These Photos Ain’t Half Bad
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If The Zoo Was Like This Video, I Would Probably Go More Often
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German Actress Davorka Tovilo Is In a See Through Dress, And When I Say See Through, I Mean SEE THROUGH
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A Tribute to Billy Mays – VIDEO
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Diane Kruger is Looking Good in a Black Dress
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Trainwreck 100 – The World’s Most Worthless Celebrities
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A Flowchart to Determine How You Should Spend Your Last $20
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Australia Hates Britney Spears
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Seriously, I Think Megan Fox Looks Her Best When She is Dressed Down
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I May Hate Katy Perry, But Judging By These Pics, She Looks Like She May Be Good at Sex
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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These Real Housewives Sluts And Fucked Up Man
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Not Sure What’s Happening in this Stripping Contest But Here It Is Anyways
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A Week Isn’t Complete Without David Hasslehoff Being Drunk and Doing Something Ridiculous
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Peaches and Her Friend Get It On
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Eva Wyrwal Takes Her Tits Out in Nuts Nuts
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The JLO Sex Tape is Going to Drop Any Day Now
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Zoe Britton Takes It All Off
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James Galdolfini Will Punch You In the Face! – VIDEO
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Web Came Ass Shaker Is Impressive
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Check Out the Nude It Iphone App
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Stacy Dash is So Fucking Hot and I Don’t Know Why We Don’t See More Of Her
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Gotta Love Some Lesbian Teen Action
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And MORE Lesbian Action!
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Danni Ashe Gives You a Virtual Lap Dance
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Tan Lines Aren’t So Bad When They ARe On a Nice Rack
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Super Sexy Sweater Kittens: 2009 Edition
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Shay Laren and Ashlynne Brooke Take a Shower
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Kelley Thompson is a Playboy Babe
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And MORE Proof Women Can’t Drive – VIDEO
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Hey Lady, Where’s The Beef?
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Television Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Around the Corner At Your Local Pizza Hut
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How to Do Your Make Up Like a Whore
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Robert De Niro is in a Kate Beckinsale/Dres Barrymore Sandwich
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WHAT IN THE FUCK DID MIRANDA KERR DO TO HERSELF?
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KIMBERLY SERIOUSLY HAS THE NICEST LOOKING PUSSY I’VE EVER SEEN!
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Bonus – Some Cam Girl And Her Awesome Tits
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