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2010

25

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

There are more lesbians on the street than ever before. All these young girls with lesbian haircuts, in lesbian sweaters, wearing lesbian jeans halfway down their asses, or shorts over leggings like they don’t have enough body issues without the extra bulk….With all these lesbains, there’s no wonder I found a used condom next to a public tennis court….and since straight ppl don’t use condoms I can only assume that everyone’s gone gay…

Bring back the young girls who want to look older by rockin’ mini-skirts and high heels…seriously…it’s way more fun than this emo, hipster, disgusting that isn’t fun to look at…

So here are my steplinks to ignore what I just learnt on the streets….

How About a Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio Sandwich?
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I Swear I’ve Been Trying to Figure Out Just WHO Ke$ha Reminds Me Of and It Looks Like Someone Finally Cracked the Code and It’s Even Scarier Than I Imagined
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18 Shirts You Should NOT Wear To Meet Your Girlfriend’s Parents
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Dirty Sluts, Right Here
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Denise Milani is Lookin Pretty Fucking Good in a Bikini
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Justin Beiber Freestyles the TRUTH – VIDEO
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10 Sexy Athletes Who Could Be the Next Bond Girl
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Okay This Fucking Avatar Thing is Getting Out Of Hand
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Mena Suvari Topless Throwback
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Guess Which Aging Rocker is Hanging Up His Stage Diving Pants For Good?
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Gwenyth Paltrow Isn’t Looking Completely Disgusting for Once
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Beached Whale Gets Fucked – VIDEO
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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And That’s How You Lose a High Jump Competition – VIDEO
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THE UNFKNBLVBL HANNAH
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Snoop Dogg + Larry King = AMAZING
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If You Feel Like Going to Jail For, Oh I Dunno, Maybe FOREVER Just Do What Puck from The Real World: San Francisco Did
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Vanessa Perroncel Proves Why Women Are Cunts
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ava and Ariana Are Some Great Looking Brunettes
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Alicia Witt is the Type of Redhead I Like
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pics Of The Day
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Just When you Thought Reality TV Couldn’t Get Any Lower…
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Melyssa Ford is Tasty
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If You Ever Needed a Reason to Think Bill Murray is Awesome, This is It
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Isis is Squirten Puddle on the Sybian – VIDEO
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Asian Babe Anyone?
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Heidi Montag’s Tits Got Cancelled
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Heidi Klum is Hot, Even If She Is Shoveling Pizza In Her Mouth
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Car TV Show Accident – VIDEO
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Strip Film of the Day
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Louise Redknapp Lingerie
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Candia Cardinal is Stipping in the Hallway
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Follow Me Mother Fuckers
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2010

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Summer is coming…Girls are wearing less clothes and licking ice cream cones like they are training for a career in porn….instead of settling down and having kids forcing you to spend the afternoon with your annoying kids and their friends getting ice cream cuz it’s your turn…or instead of getting dumped by their boyfriend leading to their emotional ice cream eating…not that I’ve ever found ice cream that hot…especially after my wife committed herself to ice cream and ended up looking like something made out of ice cream, just the 300 pound version and not the little blob in your cup…it’s just all I saw on the streets today, but in my defense I never really make it far while sober….

But I do make my stepLINKS and here they are….enjoy…

Guess Which Celebrity Blonde Tiger Woods Was Banging Before Her Father Put a Stop To It?
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And Today in Real Housewives Lesbian Love Affairs….
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The 20 Worst Action Movie Stars of All Time
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Because we All Need Some Sluts Now and Again, No?
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When Pole Dancing Goes Right – VIDEO
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Pizza Roll Challenge In Reverse – VIDEO
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The Naughtiest Cheerleaders In History
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I Don’t Know Who Amelle Berrabah is But Here’s Her No Panty Upskirt
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The 10 Hottest Illinois Women
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mischa Barton is Digging For Gold
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Why Watch All These Movies When You Can Just Watch The End? – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba Has Been All Over the Place
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Wet Wet Pussy – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Karen Mulder is Topless
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Dirty Dirty Kids Toy
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I’m All About Eve’s Ass
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Victoria Silvstedt’s Face is Getting More Fucked Up By The Day, But Her Body is Still Amazing
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Guess What Amy Winehouse Calls Her Pussy?
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Kagney Plays With Sex Toys with a Friend
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Candice Swanepoel and Friends
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Check Out the Rack on This Teen
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Some Vanessa Hudgens Just Because
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Angell Conwell’s Body is Out of Hand
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Kate Gosselin is a Rotten Mother and I Wish She Was Dead
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Clara Gets Her Pussy Licked
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Candice Swanepoel Gallery
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When Lady Gaga Isn’t Covered in Trash Bags and Wearing Garbage on Her Head, She Can Actually Look Semi Okay
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Christina Shire is Worth Taking a Look At
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10 New Haircuts Joe Biden Should Try
(This is Awesome)
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Aerobics Asses – VIDEO
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I Wanna Go Bowling With Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez
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Nikki Sims is an Ice Cream Sundae
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Jessie Canizales is Hot and Slutty
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Kate Moss is a Party Animal
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Facebook Blamed for Syphilis
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Best Game Ever – Lesbian or Conservative Bitch
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ROGUE COLLECTOR PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Blonde Chick in Her Underwear Being Wild
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Buy Yourself Some Stupid Fucking Shit
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Black Men Are Scared of Black Chicks – Here’s the Proof….
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2010

23

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The Gyllenhaal bullshit bores me. It has definitely got to the point of ridiculous which is almost funny cuz I have much more legit bar fights that don’t end up in me getting tons of emails all the time.

What I wrote is what I saw. I don’t think there’s a crime in that. I do think his people are making a big deal out of nothing. I do know people are lying and it isn’t me…I think they are the reason the story got big…cuz I post shit everyday and no one usually notices….all of a sudden DrunkenStepfather becomes the Jake Gyllenhaal fanclub…seriously no traffic increase but one post had 200 comments when I normally get 3. Out of no where…fucked up….

Point is, he had a tantrum, he made a girl cry, no charges were pressed, it wasn’t a publicity stunt otherwise I would have taken pics, it hasn’t done shit for my traffic, it hasn’t landed me a book deal or made me money…I am not milking it, I am just annoyed of it. It is so insignificant story the real gossip people don’t care….and I don’t care…I just won’t retract my story because his expensive people think I should….

So if I get sued, I get sued…it’s not like I have an money or assets and it will get thrown out of court but I’d love for people who do run into him to scream “hey isn’t that the guy who killed Heath Ledger” because it would be funny.

As far as his multi-million dollar machine distorting the truth, creating their own truth, manipulating the media, all celebs do that – so never believe anything you read…

Now back to Tits…which is really why we are all here to begin with….Here are my stepLINKS – Click ‘Em…

And Another Slut to Add to Tiger Wood’s Mistresses. Here’s Some Shots of Her
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Which Would You Choose? X-Tina’s New Album Cover or Madonna Naked and Spread Eagle Over a Dog?
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The 10 Hottest Cougars of 2010
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Find Sluts Here, Jackass
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Cameron Diaz Seemingly Doesn’t Have the Body of an 11 Year old Boy Anymore and Is Filling Out This Pair of Jeans Really Nice
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Star Wars: Incent Edition – VIDEO
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2010 World Cup Draw: Which Country Has the Hottest Fans?
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Serena Williams Thong Slip
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Lohan’s Next Business Venture is Fitting….
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Boobs and Kittens! YEAAAH! – VIDEO
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18 Year Old Hottie Does a Striptease
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Wow, Who Knew The Best Job On Planet Earth Was in the Casting Department at Disney
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Everybody Hates Miley Cyrus
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Russia X The 80’s = AMAZING
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Rosa Acosta is Giving Us a Lovely View
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Christina Aguilera Upskirt Throwback
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Gracie is a Girl Next Door Type
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Guess Whose Ass is Back on the Market?
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Taylor Swift is Lookin Hot
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Tia is Pretty Ease on the Eyes
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There’s a Movie Coming Out ABout Wierd Al Yankovic’s Life – VIDEO
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There’s a Michelle Bombshell Sex Tape Being Shopped Around…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Carli Banks is a Horny Slut
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Lucy Pinder is in NUTS – VIDEO
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Yeah I’d Do America Ferrera
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And More of Lohan Looking Like a Messs
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Nip Slip Galore! – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Britains Hottest Topless Babes
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Patricia plus Her Friend
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Bianca Beauchamp is a Dirty Girl
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Who Doesn’t Touch Their Dogs Balls on a Regular Basis? – VIDEO
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Some Japanese Penis Handling Instruction Manual
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Follow Me You Fucking Assholes
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2010

22

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So the restaurant Jake Gyllenhaal was at are denying anything happened in regards to his shoving a girl I was with, it’s good for business to defend celebrities. I kinda expected it when they kicked me out for “upsetting the celebrity”, which is exacltly what they told me, as Gyllenhaal threw his hissy fit and demanded I be kicked out, since he’s here for 6 weeks and his 1000 dollars in Vodka bottles and awkward dancing on benches is good for business….

So the girls he was with are denying anything happened, because Gyllenhaal gave them attention and maybe he will let hang with him again, until he heads home and forgets they exist.

His entourage deny cuz this is their job…but I know what happened. I know what I saw. I don’t really care whether his profession Lawyers, managers, Publicists and other keepers say it didn’t….I wasn’t the drunk one dancing on bars like a fool.

Here is the Lawyers letter….

Dear Sir,

Our law firm represents Jake Gyllenhaal. I am writing with regard to the story that appears on www.drunkenstepfather.com entitled “Jake Gyllanhaal Beats Up Girl of the Day.” As you know, since you purport to have been physically present at the time of the events in question, the story is entirely false. Specific false and defamatory statements in your story include, without limitation, the claims that he was “making out” with a girl in the restaurant, that he threatened you, and, most damaging of all, that he pushed the girl who was with you into a table at least ten times before his crew held him back and that he “pretty much hit a girl.” As you know, none of this is true, and there was no physical contact between Mr. Gyllenhaal and the girl in question – nothing that could under any interpretation be described as hitting her or shoving her. There is absolutely no excuse for this kind of irresponsible journalism.

Demand is hereby made that you immediately take down this story and all references to this story from www.drunnkenstepfather.com and from any other site or means of transmission or communication that you control and that you immediately notify all other websites and media outlets which have picked up the story from you that the story is false and must be immediately withdrawn. Your failure to immediately comply with this demand will compound the damages for which you are responsible for publishing this false story.

This letter is not intended as a complete statement of all relevant facts or a release, waver or relinquishment of any right or remedy, all of which are expressly reserved.

Here was my reply….

I was at the bar. I am friends with the girl who was pushed by Gyllenhaal numerous times. I know there is video footage of the incident and I will be releasing it as it comes in.

Nothing in my story is false. There are witnesses. Your client was completely out of control, drunk and erratic and he and his entourage are in fact the ones lying.

He has been at that bar getting drunk 5 nights the past week.

If it is necessary, I will be issuing a police report as it has come to that because you are sending me lawyers letters in regards to an experience I was a part of and witnessed where your client verbally assaulted me and my female friend, when I made no contact with him, I made a comment to the girl he was with.

In regards to the girl he was “making out with”. Deny what you want. I was there. I even know her name.

I saw what I saw. I witnessed what I witnessed and telling my story is not defamation of character, it is free press, I am allowed to say what I saw as a first hand account of the events that took place if I was in fact there…I love that they are telling me what I saw, or at least trying to tell me what I saw because rich and powerful people can create my reality if it involves their client…If he doesn’t want to be called someone who shoves girls…he shouldn’t shove girls….especially since he only lost his mind after I made a comment to a person he was with, not even directly to him…

What I can tell you is that when he got in my face I thought it was a joke…but when he hurt and scared the girl I was with for telling him to calm down and even made her cry…it was no longer that funny…

I hate how celebrities think they are above the law, that they can do what they “erase” events I witnessed, that they try to destroy the little credibility I have while using scare tactics cuz I don’t come from a rich Hollywood family…

My story is truth…his machine has more power than me…but he was the one who went nuts…and here are my stepLINKS…cuz I am bored of all the emails I am getting over this.it is so fucking boring…

This whole thing is so silly and here are my stepLINKS…

Remember – actors are professional liars…

More Hipster Nipple Thanks to American Apparel
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Holy Fuck Mila Kunis is Looking Good
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Oh Hey There Donny Osmond….Wait! – VIDEO
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15 Female Celebs Most Often Mistaken for Transsexuals
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Julianne Moore Is Still Hotter Than Ever
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Because There’s No Way in Hell You Got Laid This Weekend
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Vida Guerra’s Cleavage is Just Fucking Insane
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Don’t Worry Little Baby, I Hate Miley Cyrus Too – VIDEO
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Lily Allen No Panty Upskirt
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I Don’t Know What’s Going On In This Lost Bloopers Reel, But It Gets More Funny Every Time I Watch It
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Avril Lavigne Was As Drunk on the Weekend as I Am Right Now
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Guess Which UK Junkie Fuck In Need of a Shower Got Arrested Again?
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Cute Blond Teen Rams a Dildo In Her Pussy
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Now THAT’S Self Defense – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Vendula’s Got a Sweet, Sweet Ass
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Jessica “Miss Rabbit” is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Miley Cyrus is Leggy
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Pretty Bad Things? Is That What They Are Calling It These Days? – VIDEO
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Layla and Tiffany Get It On
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Some Maria Menounos Just Because
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pics Of The Day
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Keira Kightley is Looking Kinda Anorexic But I’d Still Fuck Her
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Guess Who Is Going to Be the Next Bond Girl?
(Can’t Wait)
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Jessica Alba isBack to Being Hot
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Hot Blonde Lesbians, Anyone?
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Betty White Gets Surprised With a Stripper – VIDEO
(This Whole Thing is Awesome)
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Kylie Minogue is Just As Hot As Ever
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Attention Whore FAIL – VIDEO
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Gwen Stefani, Megan Fox And Jessica Biel Make The Hottest Bodies Cut
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25 Hot Chicks With Douchbags
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Some Awesome Drunk Girls – VIDEO
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Giant Butterfly Prank…Wait…What? – VIDEO
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More Trouble for Lohan….
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Jelena Jenson is Outdoors and Sexy
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Make Me Famous, Fuckers
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds….

Some Serious Tatted Up Mom Pussy
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BONUS –

A Local Girl Wrote a Nice Article on Me…So Check Out Her Site
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2010

19

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Friday night and if you aren’t at a party where at least one person gets naked, even if you’re the person getting naked, then it’s not worth living…because I’ve been drinking hard for many fucking years in hopes of something like this going down…but the older I get, the less hope I have in being somewhere girls who aren’t getting paid to get naked get naked…but I guess I’ll keep trying to make it happen cuz without dreams there’s no point in living…So get off your couch but before you do…..

I Will Be the Best Friend Ever

Then check out our stepLINKS…..and by our I mean my stepLINKS…..I am a horrible sharer….

Hot Hip Hop Pussy
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Oh Yeah BTW, This Michelle Bombshell Slut is Also a Fucking NAZI
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And Now, Your Latest Acid Trip – VIDEO
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15 Celebrities With Famously Fake Knockers (Before and After)
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Even The Politicians in Korea are Fucking Ninjas!
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Lady Gaga’s Hottest Pics…Yes, You Read That Right…
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Because If You’re as Choosy About Sluts as I Am, You Like a Little Variety
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15 of the Hottest Sports Slut Fans you’ll See All Day
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Alessandra Ambrosio Will Give You a Happy Ending…to Your Week
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Fuck These Teenaged, Giggling Sluts – VIDEO
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A Ridiculous Ass I’d Like To Meet
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Jessica Alba Down Blouse
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Vanessa Hudgens Is Leggy and I Like It
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Lindsay Lohan is Making New Friends, and By Making New Friends I Mean Pissing Off Entire Countries of People
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So THAT’S What Happens When a Zambonie Falls Through Ice – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweetheart…of the Day
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Gotta Love a Gallery of Giant Tits
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Katherine Has Left Me Speechless
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Sam Cook is Topless, Blonde and I Like the Way She’s Put Together
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It’s a No Panty Party
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Adriana Lima Naked Throwback
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Man I Don’t Care If She’s On the Thin Side, Angelina Jolie is Lookin Fit.
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What’s That Smell??? Oh It’s Just The Body Decomposing Under The Hotel Bed…
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Heidi Montag goes Through Managers Faster Then She Does Sets of Implants
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Now Does T-Pain Know How to Write a Song, Or Does T-Pain Know How to Write a Song? – VIDEO
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Molly and Sammie Are Eating Some Pussy
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Girl Loses Panties Prank – VIDEO
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I’d Bang J-Woww From Jersey Shore, Beer Gut and All
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Surprise! Guess Who is About to Lose Their House?
(It’s Really Not a surprise At All)
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If chewbacca Ordered a Hooker, This Would Be Her – VIDEO
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Get Ready to Puke Cause There is Most Probably Ke$ha Nudes/Sex Tape Floating Around
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Real Life Pokemon Battle – VIDEO
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Who Would You Fuck? Rachel, Mila or Andeline?
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You Know I Don’t If She’s Not Skinny as Fuck, I’d Still Be All Over Janet Jackson
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HOT Brunettes Get It On – VIDEO
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Follow the Leader
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t take this picture of a girl pissing, but I wish I had. Not so much becuase I like watcing girls I don’t know pissing, but because I like taking pictures of girls I don’t know pissing. It would make my life more fun not to mention your life more fun when visiting this site so that it’s not just recycled bullshit every other site has, but unfortunately I am lazy and don’t have energy or the charm to get girls I don’t know shitting all over the place, but trust me, I wish I did….

The only time I accidentally see a girl pee is when my wife laughs too hard after holding it in for so long cuz she’s too fucking lazy to get off her fat ass and into the bathroom…or when we go to the public pool…which is another horrible fucking experience all together…I do think the tables are turning though….so while I wait for my inbox to fill up with pictures and invitations from girls offering to let me watch them pee…you can click these stepLINKS….ENJOY….

That Little Fat Slut Snooki Killed Somebody
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When the Hell Did the Producers of American Gladiators Start Working On America’s Next Top Model – VIDEO
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15 Celebrities With Famously Fake Knockers (Before and After)
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Young Hot Cheerleaders From The NCAA Basketball Tourney
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Find Sluts Here
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Kim Kardashian is a Sexed Up Version of the Hamburgler
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The 7 Scariest Sci-Fi Surgeries
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The Hottest Cheerleaders of the 2010 NCAA Tour
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Marisa Tomei Panty Peek!! Awww Yeaaaa!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Little Jailbait Cyrus Anyone?
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LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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Harmony Gets Ripped Apart By the Fucking Machines
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Deanna Russo is Sexy
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Top 10 Threatening Band Names
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The Catholic Church is Going Down in Flames
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SHYLA STYLEZ IS ALL SORTS OF SEXY
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Alicia Keys and Beyonce Are Gettin’ Low! Yeaaaaah!
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Did You See Alice Eve Topless?
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Is It Too Late For a St Paddy’s Day Crack Head Leprechaun?! – VIDEO
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Annabelle Lee is a Natural Red Head
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Doutzen Kroes is Still Looking Mighty Fine
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A Gallery of Other People’s Girlfriends
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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2 Kids Later, I’d Still Fuck Nicole Richie
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Some Drunk/High Idiot Left His Baby in the Oven
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You Got Tased Dude!
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Anella is Hot and Horny
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Christina Aguilera for Maxim
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And Years Later, I’d Still Bang Goldie Hawn
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Lady Gaga Wanted Her Vagina Signed and By Vagina I Mean COCK
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I Totally Wanna Bang Vanessa Paradis
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Morning Show Explosion
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Stripfilmke Van de Dag
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Angela Griffen Topless
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Dawson Miller Gets Naked
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Speaking Of Text Messages To Your Mistress….
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Follow Me. Dick.
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2010

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email…..

Hi there,

I think you’ve put together a tremendous resource and I’d like to suggest an article for coverage (I think your readers would greatly appreciate and find this valuable).

Five Steps to Choosing a Safe Baby Crib

The article details 5 steps that you should be aware of when choosing to purchase a baby crib. Highlights include safety information and craftsmanship concerns.

Thank you for your time!

All the best,

Terry Godier

I think it was meant from someone else….

Add Me to Facebook Before Facebook Deletes Me Again
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Here are my stepLINKS they are early cuz I am going to try to find daytime drunk idiot girls who are buying into this whole St Patrick’s Day bullshit cuz the kind of girl who daytime drinks for St. Patrick’s Day is gutter trash I can can convince to show me their tits or pussy for pics….where as non-daytime drunks who are at work or on their way home to get ready for a dinner date aren’t….

Sandra Bullock May Have AIDS, Since HEr Husband Banged This Slut Without a Condom
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If I’ve Ever Wanted to Fuck a Celebrity Stalker, It’s Now
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15 of the Weirdest Addtions EVER
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Because You’re Young, Dumb and Full of Cum
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The Line Between Amber Rose and Common Street Whore is Pretty Blurred
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Bend Over Alessandra Ambrosio, Bend Waaaaaaay Over
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How To: Survive St Patrick’s Day
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Some NCAA Hotness That I Wanted to Send Your Way
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Father and Son – VIDEO
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CSI’s Gary Dourdan and His Girlfriend are a Regular Sid and Nancy
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Sharon Stone is Still Completely Fuckable
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Mommy Fucks a Teen
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A Little Vanessa Hudgens, Just Because
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Who Doesn’t Love a Drunk Aunt At a Wedding? – VIDEO
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Random Photos to Waste the Day
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Snoop Dog on Letterman – VIDEO
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Kate Winslet is Lookin’ Good in a Bikini
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Makenzie Phillips is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Diamond and Samantha Get It On
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Kat Von D is Modeling Her Regrettable Tattoos
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Dirty Slut Loves Penis Cake
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Rachel Bilson is Tasty
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Ashley Dupre Is Going to Do Playboy
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Tina Wallman Gallery
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Now THAT’S a Fucking Car Accident – VIDEO
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All These Years Later, I’d Still Fuck Winnie From the Wonder Years
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Bryci and Katie….Mmmmmmmm
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I Don’t Care If Kristen Cavalari is On Drugs, I’d Still Fuck Her
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BONUS!
Follow Me You Asshole
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2010

16

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my day wasn’t when I asked Ken Paves, the gay guy who force feeds Jessica Simpson into fatness because no gay guys like to be the second in line if they don’t have to and all gay guys are strategic in their quest to the top, by attaching themselves to famous pussy as their “best friend” while loving every second on TV or in the gossip pages or whatever else he jerks off to, whether he fucked the Thai Lady Boys or they Fucked Him, that lead to him sending me a private message that I thought was pretty fucking erotic….maybe even flirting and playing hard to get…..homo.

The highlight of my day was getting a mom of two to offer me 3 solo sex videos for 50 dollars, I just don’t have the 50 dollars, but the potential gives me something to work for….

Not that you care about my pathetic internet life….here are my stepLINKS…

Heidi Montag Stupid Tits Whoring Some Bullshit Product
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15 Of The Worst Scifi Movies Ever (That You’ve Actually Heard Of)
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The 50 Sexiest Redheads of All Time
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Because It’s Like a Money Tree, But With Pussy
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Marta Works the Beach – VIDEO
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The 20 Worst TV News Fails – VIDEOS
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ROSARIO DAWSON DOWN BLOUSE
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Top 5 Lady Gaga “Telephone” Parodies Because I Hate HEr – VIDEOS
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I Don’t Care If She Has an Army of Children, I Still Wanna BAng Angelina Jolie
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Looks Like Your Paula Abdul Fantasy’s Wil Be Back for Another Round
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Lesbian Titty Suck
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Kate Gosselin’s Vagina is An old Atari System, Whereas Marisa Miller’s is Like a 250GB PS3 Made of Platinum.
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The 60 Hottest Women In Sports Movie Histor
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Zuzana is Oh So Sexy
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Check Out These Asses…
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Mischa Barton: Almost An Upskirt
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Oooookay, Mike Tyson Has Officially Lost His Fucking Mind
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Crystal Wants to Get Penetrated
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A Little Vintage Jessica Alba
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Kate Bosworth is Lookin’ Good in Short Shorts
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Man, Everytime I Think I’m a Horrible Parent, Some Fucking IDIOT Tops Me
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Some Cheryl Burke Bikini’s
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Hayley and a Dilson
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It’s a Loveable Bra – VIDEO
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Gwen Stefani is Lookin’ Good
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Ring Girl Passes Out – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day – VIDEO
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Paris Hilton Topless Anyone?
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Tory is On the Rocks
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Petra is in Playboy
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It’s Amazing How Terry Richardson Can Actually DO the Things I TALK About Doing and Not Only Get Away With It, But Get Fucking Rich At the Same Time…He’s Still a Hack…
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Follow Me, Im Begging You
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2010

15

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this awkward email and I felt I should share it with you…

hi there

i see you had late last year a doco on chronic masturbation on your site.

is there any way you can put it up there again? or could send it to me? or could send me a link to where i could find it? or even the title?

please? it sounds so very interesting.

thanks

Shit like this makes me wonder why I drink, life is so entertaining without being drunk as fuck and not able to remember shit, but unfortunately, I can’t help myself, it’s an addiction…an addiction that needs to be taken care of now…instead of posting my stepLINKS….

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2010

13

Mar

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So I got this email…..

I know you probably don’t give a shit, but after reading a few pages of you’re site I cried. It’s just the combination of rape jokes and the fact that you call almost all the women featured either ugly or whores, makes a teenage girl, who happened to be raped as a child want to claw at my wrists. I’s just that instead of letting it ruin my day, I decided to at least write an email saying not to be so bitter towards all women, because it’s can be very hurtful and  devastating to girls who have stumbled upon you’re website like I have. It’s also pretty insensitive to those who have had a history of being molested or raped, just keep that in mind.

I wrote:

You’re right I don’t give a shit….

But I do love women – mainly their vaginas but I don’t like celebrities because they are ugly whores who deserve to get raped. It is all about context.

Sure, the rape jokes aren’t funny, but either is anything I write so remember I don’t tell you how to wear your hair and you shouldn’t tell me how to write my site.

We will get thru this – one rape joke at a time and if you are so fragile that a website makes you want to not only email me but kill yourself – i really suggest you get help – or just kill yourself cuz that’s some serious unstable shit – if you need anything – i am here to talk but only if it about rape….

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

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