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2010

20

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am the first to admit that today coulda been alot better…but I’ve come to terms with everyday sucking which may sound emo and depressive, but it’s actually pretty positive, because no I don’t expect any more out of life and just accept it as it comes…but I do try to make your life a little better, because you aren’t as perceptive as me and need all the help you can get, and I do that in the form of my stepLINKS….

It’s time for me to get drunk that I hope leads to getting lap dances from bitches I am gonna impregnate with retarded babies thanks to my fucked up sperm due to hard living…retarded babies that will get us some government checks to pay our way…retarded babies that we will train to balance on a basketball and force into joining the circus…..We’re all allowed to have dreams….

Here are my stepLINKS….

They Officially Made a Video Game Based On My Life
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Kate Bosworth Bikini Shots
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I Wonder if Betty White Swallows
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The Nation of Islam is Gonna Crach a Plan into the Creators of SouthPark
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The 10 Hottest Celebritys Who Smoke Pot
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You Slut Fix is Right HEre
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Jennifer Lopez Short Dress
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How to: Survive
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The 25 Hottest Brunettes In Sports
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Janice Dickinson and Her Camel Toe
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Well, How The Fuck Do You File YOUR Toenails?
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You Know, Kate Gosselin is a Dumb Cunt, But These Pictures Make Me Almost Wanna Throw It In Her
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Pick a Slut and Have Her Your Way
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Slut Has Some After School Fun on the Webcam – VIDEO
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Hilary Duff and Her Homegrown Ass
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The Loaded Big Book of BOOBS
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Brunette On a Cam is Fine By Me
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Coco and Her Completely Insane Ass
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Whitney Port Short Shorts
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Kim Kardashian and Her Giant Tits Like to Brutalize Animals And Here is Proof
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Katrina and Her Undies
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Hotness
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Some Asian Hotties to Finish Off the Day
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Carrie Underwood and Her Tits Won Some Award…Maybe For Her Nice Tits?
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It’s a Bomb! Wait! No! It’s An….Anal Vibrator
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Bet Lindsay Lohan Would Fuck You For $600 000
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Lesbian Porn Video of the Day
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Alessandra Ambrosio and Her Lingerie Body in a Video
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I Wanna Be All Over Olivia Wilde
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In Bed With Faith
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I Haven’t Seen JessicaLook This Hot in Ages
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The 20 Funniest Strip Club Names of All Night
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after All These Years, I’d Still Totally Bang Charo
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If Two PEople Will STDS Have Lots of Disease Filled Sex, Will The Virus’ Cancel Each Other Out?
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Gotta Love a Girlfriend in Her Panties video
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striptease of the Day
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Lucy Pinder is Pretty Much Topless
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Abbey and Brenya Are Up to No Good
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Looks Like Your Cover is Officially Blown, You Pervert
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Follow Me, Pied Piper and You’re the Rats
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2010

19

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

My internet has been running like fucking shit. Partially because it isn’t my internet, it is stolen because I am smart, except when the asshole neighbor who I steal from is a cheap piece of shit who keeps forgetting to pay his fucking bill because we live in the ghetto and I guess the asshole can’t manage his fucking finances proper, hence why he lives in low-income housing and doesn’t pay his shit on time and the whole thing is incovenienced me…not that you care….you like when I suffer…asshole…

The good news for me is that I still managed to post more useless bullshit than usual and for that you should….

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If you don’t want that kind of relationship with me, fuck you, but I’ll still give you my stepLINKS, cuz I’m nice….

I’d Rather See Megan Fox’s O Face
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Reality TV is About to Be Infected With a Whole New Strain of STD
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Katy Perry and Her Sweaty Tits at Coachella
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Hate Justin Bieber As Much As I Do? Join the Club
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Find A Good Old Fashion Slut Right Here
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Tila Tequila Panty Upskirt
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Why Your Son Was Banned On XBOX Live
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Carrie Underwood is Double Fisting. I’d Like to Double Fist Her Though
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Amber Heard Like You’ve Never Seen Her Before
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Cristiano Ronaldo’s 20 Hottest Girlfriends
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Self Shots Anyone?
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Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Nicolette Fucks Her Pussy With a Cucumber
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Adriana Lima is Topless
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Spring Break Pool Party – VIDEO
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Showering and Fingering
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Keep Bending Over Nina Mascunana, I Like the Way You’re Put Together
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Pac Man – The Movie – TRAILER
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Playboy Twins Karissa & Kristina Shannon Upskirts and Party Pics
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Capri Anderson is Fucking Hot
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I’d Love For Someone to Put Ke$ha in Front Of Me SO I Could Shoot Her in the Fuckng Head
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Jenna Jameson Throwback
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Asses Like These Make Living Worthwhile
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Drew Barrymore is Lookin Good
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WTF??? Chicago Man Arrested For Impersonating Dentist, Operated On Patients With Power Tools?!?!
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Christina Hendricks and Her Awesome Tits Are In Esquire
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Sammi and Lux Get It On With Each Other
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Jimmy Kimmel Rips on Leno Again – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jennifer Lopez is Lookin Good These Days
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Codi is Just Plain Sexy
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A Workout Video You’ll Probably Watch and Jerk Off To
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Olivia is Looking Good as Always
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The Top 29 Cities For Men to Live In
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Cali Logan Strips on a Bed
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Kate Hudson is Lookin Good
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Letters to Annoying People of the Day
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Cupcake Overdose – VIDEO
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Ewok Karaoke – VIDEO
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I Can Think of Something Else I’d Like to Stick in Anna Lynne McCord’s Mouth
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2 hot Blondes Kissing on the Beach
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Rihanna is Rubbing Her Cunt of the Stage
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Follow Me, Ass
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It was raining, so I went out with my friend driving around intentionally splashing people. It was one of those asshole things that makes me feel better about my miserable life. Something I probably should have videotaped because it would have gone viral, as the majority of people are retards who would go crazy over that shit, but unlike most people, I just do that shit for my own pleasure, and figure it’s only a matter of time before there’s a youtube channel doing the shit that gets so popular dude gets his on show on some shitty cable channel in neeed of content cuz Kim Kardashian ate herself to death, Tila Tequila overdosed and Jennifer Love Hewitt was too busy filming Ghost Whisperer shit, and if they got the idea from this post, I hope I get a special thanks in the credits for helping launch your moron career that makes you rich, while I die in my own ketchup and mayo stained filth….It’s the weekend and this post has been uplifiting, let’s get drunk and convice girls to show us their tits with any force necessary…

Here are my steplinks….

Be my friend on so I can check out your bikini pics…I mean…so we can stay in touch
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Does Adrianne Curry and Her Tit Implants Have Anything Else to Do Daily Then Playing Dress Up?
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This Video of Mike Rowe Reading Tiger Woods Text Messages Is Pretty Much The Best Thing Ever – VIDEO
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Willie Nelson is Smoking the Good Shit – VIDEO
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Ashley Dupre Is A Hot Expensive Whore
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Because It’s Friday, and You May as Well Pull One Out Proper
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Ashley Greene is Fucking Hot
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When Marriage Proposals Go Wrong
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2010 World Cup – RANKING THE WOMEN FROM EACH COUNTRY
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Ginger Spice Upskirt Throwback Anyone?
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Hacked By SATAN!
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Mariah Carey’s Tits Are Completely Out of Hand
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If You Had Your Choice, Which Slut Would You Pick
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Thank God Wino’s Still Got Her Tit Implants!
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The Lesbian Dildo Experiment
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Gulcan Kamps May Have a Stupid Name, But Her Tits and Ass Make Up For It
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Old Lady with an Old Gun FAIL
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Silvia Saint is a Little Devil
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Suelyn Medeiros Body is Out of Fucking Hand
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Micolas Cage is Going to Die More Crazy and More Broke Than I Am
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Rumer Willis is Gross But I ‘m Not One to Pass Up See Through and Pokies
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Ashley and Janessa Get It On
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Mmmmmmm Kate Beckinsale
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A Healthy Dose Of Ass Never Hurt Anyone
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Ashley Tisdale Tight Body
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lindsay Lohan May Just Deep Throat….
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Steven Seagal Also Sexually Harassed Jenny McCarthy
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Pussy Licking Lesbians in the Gym
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The Nakeds by Victoria Secret – VIDEO
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Phoebe Price Looks Like the Banana I’d Like to Shove Up Her Ass
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Alektra Blue Anyone?
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And More Candice Swanepoel
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Hahahahaha Christian Rap Homos – VIDEO
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Audrina Patridge’s Implants Are Fine By Me. Spencer Pratt, What’s Your Problem
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Some Vintage Lesbian Porn
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Aniston is Looking Bangable In Her New Perfume Ads
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Some Good Morning Puzzles For Your Son or Daughter to Start Their Day Off Right With
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Big Tits Working the Cam – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba Short Dress
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Soem Lezzies? Why Not – VIDEO
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I Dunno Who Lara Stone Is But SHe is Naked From Head to Toe
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Some Slutty Hipster Giving Sex Eyes Behind her Hipster Glassses.
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I need to know what this girl is wearing under her shirt/skirt
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Follow Me You Cunt
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2010

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t live a very exciting life these days.

I drink all day and try not to leave the house. I barely bother hitting bars or the park becuase it’s cold outside and I’m banned from half the places in the city, so I rely heavy on my internet girlfriends to entertain me, unfortunately, I don’t have any, so this is my cry for help….no wait, this is my stepLINKS…I save my cry for help for facebook and twitter and occassionally for random girls in leggings or short shorts I can’t help but chat up, and then there’s the cashiers at stores I go to, waitresses at restaurants and bars I got to and pretty much any pussy I come across who I have to leave a lasting impression of disgust on….I just hate feeling braindead and forgetting the point of this post…oh right stepLINKS…here they are…

Kate Hudson Probably Got Tit Implants and Here They Are
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Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. Just Making A FUCKING STATUE!
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I Think Russel Brand May Be Onto Something Here…
(Must Read)
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Wow Colin Farrell Fucked All These Hot Girls?
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Because Lonely Days Don’t Have to Mean Lonely Nights
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Jordan Carver’s Gallery Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts
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Remember the Star Wars Uncut Project? Here’s the First Clip and It’s Awesome
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The Hottest Blondes in Sports
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Why Italian Survivor is Better Than American Survivor
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In An Effort to Advance His Awesomeness, Conan O’Brien Does Just That
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A Little Jennifer Lopez, Just Because
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Jessica and Her Self Shots
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Swingers Party – VIDEO
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Dear The Situation: This is Your Future
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A Little More Tila Tequila, This Time With a Tit Flash
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Candice Swanepoel In Swimwear
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Audrey Bitoni Anyone?
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I’d Like to Be All Over Daphne Joy
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Chloe From Leeds is Topless
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Two Dirty Sluts Get On
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How About An Alessandra Ambrosio Throwback
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Meet Mary Jane
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I Don’t Know Who Nina Hagen Is, But Any Lady That’s Looks This Crazy and Hates Lady Gaga This Much Has Got Something Going On
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Vanessa Hudgens Short Skirt
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Just Your Average, Normal Everyday in the Third Grade….With Heroin
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Ariel on the Sybian
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Basketball Dunk Goes Wrong
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Hayden Panettiere Actually Looks Like an Adult and Not Like a Midget Line Backer For Once
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A Little Hannah Hilton Just Because
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Doutzen Kroes Anyone?
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She Needs a Boyfriend – VIDEO
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Larry King May Be Old, But He’s Got a Great Right Hook
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Wow These Pictures of Pam Anderson Actually Don’t Make Me Want to Puke
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School Girl Fail – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Kendra Wilkinson Clevage
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Dawson Miller in the Buff
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Follow Me If It’s the Last Thing You Do
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are my stepLINKS….sometimes that’s all I really need to say…..

Jaime King Ruins a Perfectly Good Upskirt Moment. She Should Be Ashamed
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Charlie Sheen Is A Master Of Disguise
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Okay This Steven Seagal Sex Predator Shit Looks Like It May Be Bullshit, and Here’s Video Proof Why
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Because What Man Doesn’t Need a Few Good Sluts In His Life?
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Holly Madison Knows How to Handle Balls Alright
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The 20 Worst Super Heroes Ever
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Here’s Photos of Tiger Woods’s Newest Mistress and Her Tight Body
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Just an Average Day Out in a See Through Lace Dress and Thong for Tila Tequila
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Bitch Slap – Hot and Wet – VIDEO
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10 Hottest Olkahoma WOmen…
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Justine Timberlake is Going to Ruin Jessica Biel and I Love It
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Jazmine Gets Naked
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I Don’t Know Much About Finland, But If This Children’s Metal Band Represents It In Any Way, I’m Starting to Think I Should – VIDEO
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Fun with the Sybian – VIDEO
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Ciara is Lookin Good in a Tight Blue Dress
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So That’s What a Human Having Rabies Looks Like – VIDEO
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You’ll Love August as Much as I Do
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Sometimes a Silhouette is More Sexy Than Anything
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Presenting Psycho Dog Man – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Miley Cyrus is Pretty Much See Through
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Kitty and Savannah Get It On
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Selita Ebanks Throback, Just Cause
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Holly Peers’ Awesome Rack Will Get You Over The Hump
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THE SOUTH PARK TWO HUNDRETH EPISODE IS ON TONIGHT AND HERE IS A PREVIEW – VIDEO
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I Like Rihanna Under Cover
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Pam Anderson is Almost as Poor as I Am, Sells Milshakes
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All Anal Fucking Machines
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Britney Spears for Candies – GALLERY
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Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn’t Look Middles Aged For Once, ANd I’m Happy to Say I’d Have a Go At Her
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Andie is Looking Bangable For Sure
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Arianny Celeste Gets Uber Sexy For Maxim
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The Diarrhea Defense – VIDEO
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If You Needed Any More Proof That Conan O’Brien is Fucking Amazing
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Talk Show Brawl – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Katy Perry’s Hot Tits Are The Only hot Thing About Her
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Horney Brunette Has Some Alone Time – VIDEO
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Avy and Heather Get It On
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It’s All Downhill for Whitney Houston – VIDEO
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Follow Me, You Know You Want To
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

13

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

My dog just got his face humped by a dog I didn’t know still had it’s balls. The owner was talking to me about how tough his dog is and how it’s a step down from his pitbull he had to put down cuz it killed the neighbor’s dog, but that he still gets to play rough with his new little friend.

The whole thing made me kinda uncomfortable, I thought maybe this was the “peanut butter” kind of dude who spends his nights alone with his dog and porn, you know the kind of guy who licked a dog asshole and pretended it was human ass, but was just happy it was ass…..

But not as uncomfortable as when I looked down on my dog and his face was covered in cum like a common street whore, only instead of dude throwing us a 20, he laughed and walked away, leaving my dog violated….and now I know first hand what it feels like to have been one of those girls I accidentally jerked off on when they were passed out drunk, only to wake up crusted up….

Here are my stepLINKS…..

Jim Carrey is Having a Nervous Breakdown Live on Twitter
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Kate Gosselin Dances The Constipated Tango – VIDEO
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Curb Your Enthusiasm – THE PORN – VIDEO
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Kick Ass’s Lyndsy Fonsecas Is Hot
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Because We All Need Something to Pull One Out To
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Gotta Love a College Cutie – VIDEO
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Bench Press Surprise Ending – VIDEO
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The Hottest WAGS of the Masters
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How About a Tiger Woods Cartoon
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I Don’t Know Who Fearne Cotton Is, But Here is Her Upskirt
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I’d Bang Ginnifer Goodwin And Her Pant Suit
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Gotta Love Self Shots in the Mirror
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Hot Teen Stretches Her Asshole With a Dilso
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Stun Gun video
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Steven Seagal is In Some Deep Shit
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If You Haven’t Puked Yet Today, This Will Help – VIDEO
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Sluts With Fists In Their Mouths
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Brianna Amor is Hot
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Miley Cyrus Short Shorts
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Julia’s Gallery
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Follow Me, I’ll Be Your Best Friend, And By Best Friend I Mean If I Ever See You Near My House, I’m Calling the Cops
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

12

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Trying to get girls to send me pictures of their pussy smiling has proven to be much harder than I ever thought it would be, but I’m not gonna stress like a gay dude waiting for his AIDS results, I’m just gonna go out there and try this shit door to door, I figure it’s easy to say no over the internet, you know, block delete me from your list, but when I’m at your door with a camera in hand and a sparkle in my eye, like I was selling vaccuums, I’m convinced I’ll be more prosperous…I’m taking my destiny into my hands motherfuckers…

Here are my stepLINKS

Something is Missing From This Mean girls Poster, Can Anybody Guess What It Is?
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The Taiwanese Susan Boyle is BACK! And This Time He is Dancing
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I Love Anything That Makes Fun of Entourage
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Pics That Prove Alyssa Milano Is A Hot Slut
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Better Than a Whore House
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Busty Burlesque Instructor – VIDEO
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Christian Bale Versus Tiger Woods – VIDEO
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Facebook FAIL of the Day
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The Top Ten Hottest WWE Divas of All Time
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Girls Aloud Nicola Roberts Panty Upskirt
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Angelina and Her Tits Are Back on a Boat
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Pool Party Anyone?
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I Wish I Know Why These Chicks Were Pissing There Pants
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Mmmmmmmmm Kate Beckinsale
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Pedobear Loves the Pope
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Bree Olsen, Just Because
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Meet Khrysti Hill
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Miley Cyrus is Playing Twister in a Bikini
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Sasha Grey Gallery
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She Was Jailbait Just Four Years Ago….
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A Pornstars Day Off
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Rihanna Looks Like and is Dressed Liek Death
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Sarah Jessica Parker Should Challenge Madonna to a Cage Fight
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Halie is Getting Her Pussy Licked
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Texas Stadium Implosion – VIDEO
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Marisa Tomei Hotness
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Codi is Worth Taking a Look At, Trust Me
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Guess Where Cheryl Cole Has a Tattoo
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Man The 80’s Were AWESOME – VIDEO
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Introducing Patricia B
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Caitlin Will Make Your Monday Better
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25 Awesome Minigolf Courses
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Bikini Fight – VIDEO
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BMX Crash Almost Ruins Lunch! – VIDEO
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Guess Who Is a Lying Publicity Whore?!
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Faith Takes a Shower
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Follow Me, Im Beggin’ Ya…
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t died of my birthday drinking because I gave up on the whole birthday party thing two days ago, it made more sense in theory than in practice because the older I get the more and more lazy I get, don’t get me wrong I’ve been drinking every night hard, but I haven’t left the house….If I make it another year, I probably won’t be capable of wiping my ass after I shit which may not be good for the people I’ll be sitting next to on the bus, but it will be good for me, because disrupting the peace and ruining someone’s day or their lunch by smelling disgusting is really pretty satisfying for me….

Here are my stepLINKS

Some Crazy Booty
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Crack Hopes You Have a Lovely Friday Night
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Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Eating Pussy, But Were Afaid to Ask – VIDEO
(Don’t Blame Me If This Makes You Gay)
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The 15 Best Pictures Of Sofia Vergara
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Porn Queen Jenna Jameson’s Hottest Safe Pics
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Slut Eating a Banana Prank – VIDEO
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Enjoy a 3D Burritoh – VIDEO
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The Top Ten Athletes You Should Probably Keep Your Daughter Away From, Unless She Enjoys STDs
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Jenna Jameson No Panty Throwback
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Like a Surburban Non I’d Like to Do Really Dirty Things She’d Never Imagined To
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Because No Matter How Good You Are At Lying To Yourself, Your Real Doll Doesn’t Really Get You Laid
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Grenade Throw Fail – VIDEO
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I’d To Find Out What Exactly North Yorkshire, England Has Against Giant Dicks Made of Stone
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Pheobe in the Mirror
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Amateur Uses Phone As a Vibrator – VIDEO
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Meet Reed Congdon
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Nothingt Goes Right, It’s Just a Crappy Day – VIDEO
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Self Shot Hotties
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Wine is turning to Vinegar For Demi Moore and By Wine, I Mean Her Fucking Face
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Nicki Minaj is Like a Black Lady Gaga, But Without a Dick
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JWoww and Her Tits Are on the Treadmill
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Mandy and Brooke Get It On – VIDEO
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God Damn Miranda Kerr is Hot
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Racially Mixed Chicks Are Always the Hottest
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Rhianna, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Don’t Fuck with Garcelle Bauvais
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Arianny Celeste Had a Nipple Slip
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aneta Plays With HEr Wet Pussy
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More of Jessica Gomes is Sports Illustrated – VIDEO
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Kourtney Kardashian Just Cause
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Alice is a Playful Red Head
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Has Some Cleavage
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How NOT To Sell Plastic Surgery on TV – VIDEO
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Bai Ling Gets Her Crazy On With Some Homeless Dude
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Chick Fiiiiiiiiiight – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Jessica Weekley and Emma D topless
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Evi is Slippery
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Here’s some motherfuckin’ Porn for you

Sasha Grey and Daisy Strong make a perfect lesbian couple
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Mackenzee Pierce and Tiffany Star are a couple of horny rich girls
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Alyssa Reece and Leah sneak into garage to make out and play
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Sadie West and Rachel Roxxx get nasty and rough on the red carpet
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You’ll enjoy these two perfect lesbian sluts Eden and Tristan Kingsley
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Cute little pixie Katie Michaels is nothing but a cute little slut
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Follow Me, I’m Useless Without You
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Here are some pictures I didn’t post of Gisele posing and promoting some bullshit….cuz models entertain me.

Pics via Fame

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2010

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

My birthday is not a national holiday, but it is a holiday to me. I figure that I’ve made it this far along that I might as well take time for myself to relax and celebrate as hard as I can because it’s pretty safe to say that surviving the shit I have done to myself to date, only means one thing and that’s that I am invincible….Sure these could be famous last words, but if I only my Monday updates will tell….

Last night was way more lowkey than you’d expect since it was my actual birthday. Sure, I got drunk, but I didn’t get pregnant…tonight is party number 2 and here are my stepLINKS while I go out and do some damage to myself…and hopefully some unsuspecting pussy. I got magic fingers and I’m not scared to use em….

The 10 Hottest Women from Connecticut
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Snooki Makes It Understandable Why People Hate America
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There’s No Escaping Kate Gosselin
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The 10 Most Disturbing Books Of All Time
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Because You Wish an Actual Real Life Chick Would Touch You
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Anna Kournikova Because She’s Still Hot
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6 Idiots That Went Out and Got an iPad
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Traci Lynn Johnson is Some Slut Some Athlete Left His Wife For and Here Are Her Pics
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Pam Anderson Panty Upskirt
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Requiem for a Dexter Mash Up Video
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Seriously, I Would Totally Bang Tina Fey
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She May Not Be Your Girlfriend, But She’s Happy to Pretend
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5 Bucks Says This Granny On Her Knees Would Have Given the Prince a BJ Had the Cameras Not Been There
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Hottie Pounds Her Fuckholes with a Huge Dildo
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Sophie Monk Sweet Tits On a Bike
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Two Hotties Have a Go At Each Other
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I Wanna Be All Over Rebecca Witchard
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Porn Star Gina Lynn Gets Gropped By Michael Lohan
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Sophie and Katja Get It On
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Who’d You Rather? Malin Akerman & Kate Mara
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Reon Kadena Is Truly Stunning
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Kiely Williams Wants the Young Women of North America to Get Date Raped Proper – VIDEO
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I Wish Zac Efron Would Come Out of the Closet So I Could Work On Banging Vanessa Hudgens
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And Today is Redneck News
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I Think All That Hair Dye is Seeping Into Kat Von D’s Brain
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Squirter on the Fucking Machines – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jessica Gomes Modeling for SI Swimsuit
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I’d Pay Good Money to See Paris Go Down on Nicky
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Some Anita Dark
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Jennifer Aniston is Looking Good Lately, But She’s Still Pathetic
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Did You Know Mike Rowe Used to Sell Shit on QVC? – VIDEO
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Who Wants to Be a Millionaire…In Japan? – VIDEO
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Lady Gaga Does Her Best Tranny Impression on the Cover of Cosmo
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Retro Games Destroy NYC – VIDEO
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Emma is a Sexy Young Babe
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God Damn Demi Moore is Still Hot
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Stripping in the Cinema – VIDEO
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FOLLOW ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

07

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It is officially not just my birthday but all of our birthday. I spent it writing a site no one reads. I should be at getting an erotic massage from an Asian who’s into jerking off strange dick cuz its a cultural thing but I am not.

I guess there’s always tonight to cause some serious damage…but I am getting old…we’ll have to see what happens…or what my body is capable of and while I am doing that…here are my stepLINKS to entertain you while I’ll probably be begging people for lapdance money and coming home wasted enough to fuck the shit out of a piece of birthday cake my wife left behind from my cake she couldn’t help but polish off before I got to blow out the fucking candles…I may suck at life, but today I celebrate life, hopefully with a wide variety of vagina…in a wide variety of dances and poses…

Enjoy.

iger Woods Has Officially Entered The Champions League – He FUcked His Neighbor
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Pray to God These Two Idiots Don’t Have Kids
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Because Being Alone is the Best Way to Get Off, No?
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