It is officially not just my birthday but all of our birthday. I spent it writing a site no one reads. I should be at getting an erotic massage from an Asian who’s into jerking off strange dick cuz its a cultural thing but I am not.
I guess there’s always tonight to cause some serious damage…but I am getting old…we’ll have to see what happens…or what my body is capable of and while I am doing that…here are my stepLINKS to entertain you while I’ll probably be begging people for lapdance money and coming home wasted enough to fuck the shit out of a piece of birthday cake my wife left behind from my cake she couldn’t help but polish off before I got to blow out the fucking candles…I may suck at life, but today I celebrate life, hopefully with a wide variety of vagina…in a wide variety of dances and poses…
Enjoy.
iger Woods Has Officially Entered The Champions League – He FUcked His Neighbor
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Pray to God These Two Idiots Don’t Have Kids
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Because Being Alone is the Best Way to Get Off, No?
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Holly Madison and Her Tits Are Still Up to the Same Old Shit
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How To: Open a Bottle of Vodka With You Head – VIDEO
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The 10 Most Idiotic Athletes With Guns
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This % Year Old Can Park Better Than You and Better Than Me Because I Don’t Even Have a Car – VIDEO
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Joan Jett Upskirt Flash
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After All This Time, I’d Still Bang Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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She May Not Touch You, But At Least You Can Touch Yourself
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Whitney Houston is Officially Back on the Crack
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Juliet Fucks a Dildo on a Table – VIDEO
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I’ll Give Jessica Simpson One Guess What My Favorite Body Part of Hers Is
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Don’t Steal Candy From This Baby – VIDEO
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Hot Little Brunette – VIDEO
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Mya Jane is Just…Wow
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Lin Yu Chun: Taiwan’s Susane Boyle and Even Though He’s a Dude, He’s Way Better Looking – VIDEO
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Kitty and Savannah Get It On
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I Dont’ Whats Up Wirh Cassies Hair But I’d Still Fuck Her
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Yeah I’d Bang Buzz Aldrin’s Wife and Her Receding Hairline
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50 Extremely Stroke Worthy Pictures
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Gisele is Looking Good in Her New Ad Campaign
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Some Curvey Blonde Broad, Just Cause
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Pam Anderson is a Fucking Mess
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Hot Latina Plays With Her Own Pussy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rosie Jones Covershoot – VIDEO
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Bai Ling is Actually Looking Fuckable, Kinda
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A Little Bit of Jayden Cole
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Lohan May Be a Junkie, But she Can Still Look Hot When She Wants To
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40 Moronic Yahoo Answers Questions
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Meet Missy Sue
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Pictures
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Crazy Lady of the Day – VIDEO
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I’ll Ask Again: is Selena Gomez Legal Yet?
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