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2007

24

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 24/07

It’s been a long day, I think I have food poisoning I can’t tell for sure. I can’t decide if the bad thing about the date was the food and that I am now sick or the fact that I didn’t get laid, but I guess they are both pretty bad for their own reasons.

I don’t understand guys – nay – people who don’t want to fuck on the first date. Don’t give me that I don’t want to spoil it shit. I mean let’s be real, ee’ll probably end up never talking again anyways, because I have severe commitment issues, so let’s just fuck, enjoy the time we have, and get on with it. Second dates after no sex are for Mommies boys looking for a wife and girls who want to talk about their feelings. I am neither of those things.

Here’s the links. Click them and watch the magic happen.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez
stepdaughter[at]drunkenstepfather.com


The Lindsay Lohan rehab song
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Gun crazy kids and their just as insane parents
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Free Sex. Need I say more?
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Hilary Duff wants to clean your house
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Britney spears proves she is a train wreck once again because….
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Human can opener
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Jail Bait
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Lind$ay’S Dad want$ to help
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The Lost Nintendo Sex Ed Tape
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You stay classy…
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Some idiots flip a BMW their parents probably bought them
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Victoria Silvstedt sucks on a sausage. Seriously.
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Jennifer Garner’s underpants
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Trump Bot vs Bill Gates
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stunt Chicks
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Lookin’ good sweetheart
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Ginger Spice’s trainer scare the shit out of me
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Some hoes get wild at a Bachlorette party
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Get drunk and hit some walls.
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Kimberly Stewart looking kind of okay, only cause you can’t see her face
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Rachel Bilson = Very Nice
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Jennifer Walcott is worth leaving your wife for
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Life is short…
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Jordan finally names her kid and it’s even dumber then the fake one from a few weeks ago
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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. Blech.
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Brad and Angelina have a better life then you and me
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Call on me workout
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The Black President Bush
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Co Co’s tits are fucking huge
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Kim Kardishain and her big ol’ cans of the day
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Hot or Not?
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Drunk girls public flashing
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Britneys Meltdown of the year is coming
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Lookin’ good sweetheart
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Rupert Everette thinks homos shouldn’t have kids
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Some idiots eats a Habanero pepper
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Flavor Flav’s Comedy Central Roast
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And MORE reasons Lohan is an idiot..
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Home sweet home
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Pink kinda looks like a chick for once
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Retro Celebrities
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Misa Campo is a hot whore
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Britney Pregnant again? Oh helllllllll no!
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Lil Kim ain’t so Lil
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Michael Lohan going on Larry King. Ooooh boy…
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Drunk chicks with no tops on and making out
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Lots of Tits
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Lauren Conrad in a Bikini
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Stacy Kiebler likes to party
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War, what is it good for?
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Topless fatties protest at a Hilldog event
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Some chick gets naked on her roof
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I actually fucked a guy who used this stuff. True story.
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2007

23

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been getting a lot of emails asking questions about myself so I thought I would take some time to answer some of them here today

1) Yes, I am a different person then Jesus, and I am not just him dressed up as a girl posting. Althought the thought of that really makes me laugh.

2) As appealing as auctioning off my virginity to the highest bidder on the site, I’m not a virgin anymore, and have, in fact, been ruined many times over. And over.

3) Yes, Jesus is just as bad in real life

4) No, I’m not sure if I’m staying around when Jesus gets back, I hope so.

5) No, I haven’t lezzed it out with Sugar Nell…Yet.

6) Yes, I realize I am not as funny as/good as/ smart as/ etc as Jesus, but like or not, asshole, I’m her till he gets back. Deal with it.

Hope this answers some of the questions you guys had. Here’s some links, click them and your wildest dreams will become your reality.

hugs and kisses
Marie-eve Martinez


The Sexiest Ladies of the Simpsons
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Fill in the Blank – Family Guy
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How NOT to work out
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Finding sex has never been as easy as this
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Fat guys with hott wives. Yes, it really can happen and there is hope for you yet.
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And today, in Lohan drama….
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The child of my dreams
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Some bald dude gets laid. There’s hope for you yet
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The child of my dreams Part 2
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The internet has crashed!!
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Nichole Richie is a puker
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Some guy eats a live snake
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Long jumper hit by javelin
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Some bailbait chick does stuff with her tounge
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Is it still a nipslip when there’s tape over the nip?
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Jennifer Elliston like whoa!!
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CAT FIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
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Adriane Curry at the Playboy Mansion
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Pole vaulter hits the pavement
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Who’d you rather?
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Trouble for Brad and Angie? I don’t believe it, but whatever, here it is anyways.
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Smallest and tallest man meet in person.
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Vadgeonna wants to make a movie….Oooooh boy…
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Britney drives with son in lap. Again
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Harry Potter is rich and turns 18 today, so he’s finally legal. If I slept with guys my age, I would so be all over his ass.
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Kate Moss sex tapes??
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Heather Locklear is getting it in with that old dude still
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Some flexible chick in a bikini
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Pervert Dentist
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Don’t fuck with an elephant
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Yet another reason I am never, ever going to Iran
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You stay classy, Britney!
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Gone Baby Gone Trailer
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Jana goes lesbian
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Rihanna is number 1
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Heather Locklear wants to kick Pam Anderson’s ass!
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80’s Porn is funny, especially when it involves incest
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Young Demi Moore Topless
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ESPN readers are more offended by gambling them dog killing
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Biggest movie mistakes
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Hot Asian chick of the day
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Highschool students strip for teachers
Thanks Jonathan
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Rupaul is as funny as ever
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Anastasia Ashley kind of naked
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Eva Mendes topless
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Your body is underage
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Michelle Marsh with her top off. I think I will be more surpriced next time I actually see her with her top on.
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Anya has giant tits
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Hey, where’s her ipod?
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Half naked Claudia Schiffer in Vogue
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Sex sells. Duh.
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Kelley Hazell’s pussy in Cashback
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Flickr Tits
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I actually fucked a guy who used this stuff. True story.
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2007

20

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 20/07

I’m way to tired to write anything funny here right now. It’s been a long week without Jesus around, and I hope most of you guys are happy with the site content. He left us some big shoes to fill. If not, just keep your pants on, fatass will be back soon.

I made you some links tho, click them and I will be your best friend.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez
stepdaughter[at]drunkenstepfather.com


Hollywood’s best sugar momma’s
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And today in Porn….
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Next time your friend passes out drunk, do this….
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Sally Kirkland is a fucking nut
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Prison Thriller, as in the music video by Michael Jackson.
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Lohan Arrested and released. I hope next time she runs over a fucking kid.
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Arab road skating
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Drink or Strip?
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Shit is hitting the fan for Lohan’s career
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Elvis lives, and he’s fucking Sunrise Adams
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This guy likes to pee on hookers, of course for you that’s just an everyday thing, cause you’re a perv like that.
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Big tits and a mini skirt
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My lawyer can beat up your lawyer
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Some kid plays the Simpsons theme on two guitars.
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Some Russian pop star does Playboy
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Some chick from Big Brother with no top on
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Wrestling chicks
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High speed camera records water balloon breaking
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Natalie Portman’s nipple, kind of
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Who the hell is Carolina Marconi
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Shit from Japan is fucked up, and no, I’m not racist
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Taking it back to the 50’s
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More of pregnant Naomi Watts
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Thoughtful abortion debate.
Thanks Amy
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Kate Moss is crying…hahaha
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Johnny Depp is getting married. I am very, very sad.
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David Beckham presents Youth Cup
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Lohan cleavage
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Asian guy gets shot by paintballs
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Kangaroos will kick your ass
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Space shuttle takes out a bird
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More crackhead antics of Pete Doherty
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Lookin good Sweetheart
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Suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone
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Tara Reid’s tits are fucked man
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R.Kelly is fucking weird
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Pierce Brosnan to be the voice of Thomas the Tank Engine is yet another Hollywood remake they are going to ruin
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Paris Hilton is really making good on her word to change
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Veronica Logan = Very Nice
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Justin Timberlake likes the meat
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Swapping Kate Moss for Maggie Gyllenhall? OOooooookay…
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Courtney Love can’’t spell, but sure still rocks harder then you ever will
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Don’t pee on the ice
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Orgasm booth
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Britney Spears, hooker widow
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Delores Oriordon’s drummer had a seizure on stage
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Morrissey has beef with Madonna
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It’s business time!
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Masumi Max and Francine Dee = The Hottness
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Britney remembers panties for once!!
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Amy Winehouse if a fat fucking pig
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Ricky Martin pretends to be straight
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Gisele turns 27
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You stay classy…
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Find sex fast and easy online
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We all know you are a virgin, use this to get laid
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2007

19

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 19/07

I went to get a sandwich today with my friend, and it was great but I got really full you know, like to full in some ways. The thing about me is I have a really weak gag reflex (but only when it comes to gross shit, not for head or anything). As I’m walking down the street we turn the corner and theres this bum throing up on a wall, but this was some serious vomit. I don’t think I have ever seen this much vomit come out of a person, and trust me, I have seen a lot of people puking in my 18 years.

So right away, I’m all “I’m gonna hurl, I’m gonna hurl!� and my friend is all “Nono, don’t do it!� and I started dry heavy really bad about ten feet passed where this dude was still puking. Now also remember that this is on a busy city street, Thursday afternoon at 3, so there’s loads of people walking by, watching me dry heaving and wondering what’s up and then looking passed me to see this bum loosing his insides on the wall of the pizza place. It was truly a Kodak moment.

Here’s the links, click them and I’ll give you a kiss.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

Meat or Malady?
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How To: Rig a coin operated machine and never pay for laundry again
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More of the mess that is Britney Spears
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Tom Cruise is a Nazi
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Could somebody shit this fucking bitch up please?
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Pretty cool stunt with a Mini
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Paris Hilton has great choice in men
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Your mom is a slut
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Academic Honesty. This one is good.
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Pam Anderson soaking wet, and wearing white
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Half naked Shay Laren
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Danielle Lloyd will do anything for money
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Guys Wake friend up with a punch in the nuts
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Posh’s legs are pretty nasty
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Video of MiMi Rogers nude
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Ali Larter showing off her legs
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Quinton Jackson dry humps his interviewer
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Some aerobics instructor lets one rip on the air
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Amy Winehouse is one classy broad
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Nick Nolte is a drunk bastard, but he shared a table with me once at a restaurant, so he’s cool with me
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Plug your ears: Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheriden duet on the way
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K-Fed is getting a job
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Content .vs. Commerce, assholes.
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Not too sure who Michael Bay is, but apparently, he sucks
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Plastic surgery fun with Tara Reid
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Jessica White models for Victoria’s Secret
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Catherine Zeta-Jones is way too hot for that old dude she is married to
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Review of Courtney Love’s show at the Roxy
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Katherine McPhee’s temporary tattoos
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Angelina Jolie is amazing and fuck you if you don’t like her
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Dude surfing a tsunami wave. Amazing!!
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The Internet: Reposted
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One shirtless bum beats the piss out of another
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Carlsberg and Mentos
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Some chick from Nebraska with a nice rack
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Jessica Alba wears stupid shoes
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Photo of the Day
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Tragedy caught on film
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Hilary Duff is into Leather
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Christina Aguilera is nice I think
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Dita Von Tease likes porn. I am shocked. SHOCKED
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Shay Lauren, like whoa!
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Rihanna should be a model instead
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Mischa Barton – “I’m different�
Us – “No, you’re not…�
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Daryl Hannah looking hefty
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Simpson’s pissed off the pagans
[nelson] Ha Ha [nelson]
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God damn Lohan is an idiot
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Find that special someone by stalking them on the internet first
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Use this, and your friends will finally stop teasing you for being a virgin, I promise.
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Email links and loveletters to stepdaughter[at]drunkenstepfather.com

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2007

18

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 18/07

Okay so I know yesterday after we had that video of the homeless dude and his dog and I was saying I felt bad cause I rag on homeless people a lot on here and shit, but I take it all back and whether I’m going to hell or not I really don’t give a shit because I hate most homeless people I decided today.

There’s been a lot of what I like to call “tourist bums� hanging out in my hood lately. Tourist bums are guys that aren’t from the neighborhood, but come to set up shop cause it’s a nice cushy spot to panhandle and our park benches are more comfortable then other places in the city, much like when a whore has a specific track she’ll walk in the city.

The thing about tourist bums is that they don’t know you, and that’s when the problem’s start. These guys will follow you down the street instead of just taking the hint. They don’t ask you to spare some change, they ask you to go buy them fuckking a beer from the store or a slice of pizza. I mean man, I’ll give people a hand out if I got it, I’m not that big of a bitch, but a fucking beer? What happened to asking for a quarter? They also have a better tan then I do, because they sit in the park all day, while I am inside on my computer writing for all 4 of you.

The bums in my neighborhood know that when I walk by them and don’t acknowledge them, it’s because A) I don’t have any money or B) I’m in a rush and don’t have time to stop. Either way, they know I will most probably throw them a nickel next time, so they leave me the fuck alone and move on to the next person. Tourist bums, take the hint. Even tho you are a bum….and don’t have internet….and therefore will not read this…Fuck.

You get your links early today, cause I have some family stuff to take care of.


Some idiot attempts 3 backflips
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Pete Doherty leaves rehab after one day.
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Britney Spears = Still Insane
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Japanese TV has done it again
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Finally! A cock smaller then yours is!
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Deep inside Nene Blue
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Some afternoon T&A
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Leeann Tweedan photoshoot
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Sadie Frost kind of see-through shirt but not really.
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Catherine Bell lookin’ sexy
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Sports dude are losers.
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Hilary Swank has amazing legs
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This guy does magic
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More crazy shit from Japan
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Rachel Ray is a fat, manly, slob
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For anyone interested in fashion
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Sweet thongs of summer
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Emily Booth topless
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Floors so clean you can eat your wife
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Dave Chapelle was in hospital for “exhaustion�
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Jordan gives her daughter a stripper name
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Beckham is a bench warmer
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Outhouse prank
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Tommy Lee is fucking Kimberly Stewart
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How to make an angry american
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News anchor laughing at model who fell
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Supermarket catfight
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Motorcycle wheelie gone wrong
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TMZ photographer beaten by CSI star
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How to steal a car
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Christopher Walken is homeless
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Nicole Richie = Whos the daddy
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Fake Spice Girls reunite. Wow, just, wow.
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Naomi Watts Preggers
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Russian Hobosex Part 2 (NSFW)
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More details on the Benoit Murders
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Spoof of the Wii Fit
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Dead bird cereal prank
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Hilary Duff pictorial
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Britney slaps her Mom
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Kelly Clarkson looks good when she is Photoshopped
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Large Breasts
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Kirstie Alley is fat again. I am shocked. SHOCKED!
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Pete Wentz is a wimp
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Hairspray comes out this Friday. Go see another shitty remake of a Hollywood classic.
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Tammy Faye Baker weighs 65pbs. Ew.
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Find sex is your hometown
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Get Laid
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Email links and loveletters to stepdaughter[at]drunkenstepfather.com

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2007

17

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 17/07

I’ve been getting a large amount of junkmail in my e-mail box, a lot of which is people from Nigeria and Slovakesstan and all sorts of other places I have never heard of asking for my bank account information because they want to scam money from me, which I think is hilarious, because I have no money and if they were any good at their scams they find someone who did. I keep replying to all of them in hopes that I can string them along for a little bit and post the emails here for all 4 of us to laugh at, but no such luck yet.

I’ve developed this whole story line where I work for a charity and I’m a good christian, god fearing women who wants nothing more to help them after hearing their sad, sad, story. Hopefully one of them will bite, and we’ll get to fuck around for a bit. Until then, click these links so my stepfather doesn’t beat me when he comes back from his cruise.


Sexy Jenny McCarthy Video. Yowza!
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Bikini car wash
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Victoria Beckham’s show is going to bomb. Maybe she will go back to Britain and we can stop hearing about her.
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Sting is going to pay
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Lohan’s fans stick up for her. She probably paid them, because she has no real friends.
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Kimberly Kane wants you in the bathroom
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College Hottie of the Week
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For the rich trailer trash
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Pranking C-Span
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Liza Minelli is a wax figure.
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Face plant into the water
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Sauna sex is dangerous, just ask David Ducovney
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Weeds Season 3 update
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Andy dick got knocked the fuck out!!
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Paulina Rubio kind of upskirt but not really
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Hot chick and some blood in Esquire
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Screw tattoos, branding is where it’s at
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Little kid fucking with adults…No, not like that
This is filmed in my home city
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Video from Jessica Simpson’s fashion show.
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Rihanna does paper magazine.
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Robin Williams is a comic genius of bad movies.
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Salma Hayek screen shots from Dogma
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Incredible Picture
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Creator of Backstreet Boys and N Sync is going to jail. Serves him right.
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All these chicks make more money then you do
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Download the new Harry Potter, so you don’t have to steal it from the bookstore.
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Lookin’ good sweetheart
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And boy, does he have some GREAT rape stories….
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Some fatass gets stuck in shallow water
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Luke Skywalker is a real mother fucker
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Your Daily Piece of Ass
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Lord Conrad flippin’ the bird
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Pink is fucking weird looking
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Jennifer Ellison and Danielle Lloyd bikini pics
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Candace Michelle Bikini shoot
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Julianne Moore coloured her beautiful red hair blonde. What a tard.
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Girl next door washes her car
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Drunk girl on a pole
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Amanda Harrington in a gold bikini GO

Couple banging in a store window. Prolly fake, but who cares.
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Lily Allen shows off her third nipple
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Killer bike crash
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Ashlee Exposed
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Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo fully clothed
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More Vickie Blows
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Do it like Daddy showed you!
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Fastforward blowjobs, because I know you don’t last long anyways GO

Vodka Roulette
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Katherine McPhee looking naughty, but sweet.
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Megan Fox at some random airport
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Amy Winehouse needs to loose some fucking weight
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Pam Anderson in a see through dress
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Steroids found in wrestlers system. I am shocked. SHOCKED.
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K-Fed spends money he doesn’t even have on a nursery
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Eva Longoria eats ice cream. Whoop dee fucking doo.
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Ashley Simpson is knocked up and engaged?
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Because I know you can’t talk to girls in real life
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There’s a first time for everything! Use this to help you get laid.
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Send me links or stalk me here.
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2007

16

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 16/07

I went out to see my friend today, who has a little boy that is maybe a year and half or so. I hate babies to be honest, but this one is getting to be at the age where he talks a bit and stuff so he’s kind of interesting. He’s not one of those ugly babies either, he lucked out in the gene pool for sure. There’s nothing worse then an ugly baby.

I don’t think I want to have kids. To be honest, the thought of a baby growing inside of me makes me sick to my stomache and want to throw up. If I could avoid the whole pregnancy thing and just get one whe he was 3, I probably would. Maybe I’ll adopt, but I dunno I really just think I;m way to selfish and irresponsible for that shit and the thought of getting some AIDS baby from another country to give it a better life and then not really giving it a better life would make me feel pretty shitty.

I had fun with the kid. We looked at books and talked to each other in baby language. Then he got a weird look on his face and I realized he was taking a crap during our quality time. It really grossed me out.

Big link dump today, no pun intended.


And the award for best photo-shopped pic of all time goes to….
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Hilary Duff has high standards.
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Ghost Ridin’ Miss Daisy
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Former playmate arrested for DUI
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Car Trouble?
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The Obvious Boner
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Mylene Klass in a bikini
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Life goes on….I guess…
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Drunk kids + Gun = Accidental Headshot
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Nerd chicks are hott
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Some hott Hawaiian model topless
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Celebslam Lohan story picked up by the NY Post
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More people hate Britney Spears everyday.
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Guy gets ear chopped off at Barbershop
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Praising the lord to the tune of Heavy Metal
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Borat – After the Movie
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Lohan has to wear an alcohol detecting anklet. Ha Ha.
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Some Thai actress shows a bit of her bush
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Rare Biggie Smalls freestyle from when he was 17
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Definition of White Trash
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More baby mama drama for Diddy
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Hot lady Soccer referee does Playboy
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Danni Minogue lingerie photoshoot
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I thought Criss Angel was fukking Cameron Diaz?
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Stunt Bird!
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Katie Price sets her phone to vibrate
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Michelle Trachtenberg is a cheerleader GO

Another America’s Next Top Model slut with no clothes on
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Luke, I am your ever-growing sense of inevitability
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Jessica Simpson upskirt
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Photo Bucket Whore
Thanks to the Rogue Collector
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The five scariest sets of celeb boobs
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Katherine Mcphee…Yummy…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Rebecca Romijn married that fag from My Secret Identity
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Some hot chick is hot for HILLDOG
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Woody Allem is just like a father figure? Ummm..yeah…okay..
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Because people collapsing on stage is funny
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Donald and Rosie feud coming to an end. It’s a sad, sad day.
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CAT FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!! MEOW!!!
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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BBQ at Justin Timberlakes
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Reporter takes of skirt to attack Bee
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Some chicks will do anything, because they are just stupid like that.
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Pregnant chick fights in the ghetto, just like my mom used to!
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Hayden’s mom is a MILF…Nice…
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Hot or Not?
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Sheriff Wifey wants to put you under arrest
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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And today, in Charlie Sheen news….
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Implants, before and after.
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Samantha Ronson suing over cocaine allegations. Good for her. For Real.
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Britney Spears nanny sold dildos. Classy.
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Elizabeth Hasselbeck talks about peeing in her daughters diaper in public. Ew.
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What is Love?
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Winnie from the Wonder Years in Details Magazine
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Vicky Beckham disses Eddie Murphy. Ha Ha Ha.
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Find sex from the comfort of you mother’s basement
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Use this to help you loose your virginity finally
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2007

13

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 13/07

Okay day two is down, and I didn’t crash the site, though I still can’t figure out the Decock topless photo thing from this morning, and it’s pissing me off (sorry Nell). The guy who told me I had a heart like a piece of ice stopped by this afternoon and brought me lunch and then split. I’m not quite sure what that means. Either it’s a piece offering, or he’s trying to make me fat so that next time he sees me, he will be able to point out flaws to himself and stop loving me and all that is my good looks.

I’ve been getting lots of emails for photos, and my camera is in the shop, though I haven’t decided 100% whether you lot are worthy. Jesus told me not to, but he’s a fatass hanging out on a cruise ship, while I’m here talking to all 5 of you, so he doesn’t have much say on the subject. At least it’s Friday, which means tomorrow around 11am I will be waking up god knows where, next to gods knows who, with god knows what in my mouth. Just kidding! Click the links and maybe I’ll send you nudes. 😉 xoxo


Megan Fox wants to show you her tattoos.
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Not all sports fans are middle aged fat guys and 12 year olds.
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Nicole Richie likes her men cut. I don’t.
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Gavin Rossdales hot illegitimate daughter shows her tits in a magazine.
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Wrestling 3 way.
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I hate babies, but this is awesome.
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The best body ever.
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Flesh Flicks – The (Almost) Silent Era (NSFW)
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Sexy sleeper hold.
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Random Photo Bucket
Thanks to Rogue Collector
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Look both ways….
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Chandler Bing is boning Meg Ryan.
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There’s nudes of Lohan floating around. Send them to me when you find them, because I’m too lazy to look myself
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Sophie Anderton has a sex boot company or something.
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Jemima Khan Upskirt
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Hott Chicks take a bath (NSFW)
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More Random Photobucket
Thanks to Rogue Collector
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Vote for Adriana Lima
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Christina Ricci looks like a Lego man.
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Win a date with Eri
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Old nudies of Kate Moss
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Avril Lavigne should just shut her mouth and look good, cause that is all she is good at doing.
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Accapella Mortal Combat
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Shannon Whirry is gorgeous.
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Lily Allen is cute sometimes
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Dani Wells in FHM
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Boxing press conference turns into a brawl
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Chest to chest action.
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Miss Nopi 2007
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Emmanual Chirqui’s breasts are spectacular.
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Elena Santarelli is prettier then the girl you will end up marrying because you don’t want to die a loser virgin.
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Win a date with Toni
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Heidi Montag is an intellectual.
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MORE Photobucket
Thanks to Rogue Collector
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Britney has a stalker. Maybe they will kill her and then we won’t have to hear about her anymore.
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Read a book, muthafucka!
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Bianca Gascogne topless
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GIRL FIGHT!
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720 dunk, for anyone who gives a shit about sports.
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Four roommates making out.
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Find sex in your hometown without drugging the girl first!
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Because you and I both know you aren’t getting any. It’s okay admit it.
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2007

12

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 12/07

It’s 2 of my friends birthday’s today, but I can’t go out and get drunk with them because I have to get up early and post shit here, so all 3 of you reading out there have something to help you
waste time at your job which I know you hate. If you guys are reading this, happy birthday Andrew and Corey, and I hope you both get drunk and laid tonight

On the bright side, it is summer Vacation and I still have a shitload of time off before school starts in the fall. I’m not really looking forward to college to be honest. It seems like a bigger, shittier version of highschool, that I have to pay thousands of dollars for which I don’t have, and neither do my parents. Somehow having to pay to get pushed around by bitchy chicks who hate me and getting yelled at by asshole teachers who hate their lives and take it out on their students just doesn’t add up. I’m not saying I don’t like to learn, and that I think school is pointless, cause I don’t, I’m smarter then that. But somewhere along the line I think the mechanics of what students are actually supposed to be doing there got lost along the way. Kegs parties seem cool I guess.

Working for other people is not something that interests me. I have a job at Dairy Queen and I can’t fucking stand it. I can’t even imagine working in an office. You go to a job you hate, and socialize with people that under ordinary circumstances you would never, ever talk to, politely saying hi to them every time you pass their desk, and wanting to smash the pictures of their family on the flooe every time you see them. You bite your tongue every time the twenty times a day your boss yells at you for not doing shit right, then the weekend comes and you blow all your money on booze and coke just to feel normal again.

Here’s the links. Click them and I will be your best friend.


Bobby Brown falls off the wagon again. I am shocked. SHOCKED.
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Rumer Willis’ friends will kick the shit out of you.
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Schoolgirl with a dirty mouth even I can’t compete with.
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Adult sex in a playpen is weird, but you’re a perv and like stuff like that. (NSFW)
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Bored kid at a George Bush Speech.
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Russian Hobo Sex. (NSFW)
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Kelly Rowland in King Magazine.
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Tall people who marry short people are fun to stare at.
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Some idiot jumps from a roof to a trampoline and gets hurt.
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Michael Jordan was the best basketball player ever.
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Jim Carrey needs haircut, but at least he still has hair.
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Britney Spears is selling her house. Maybe she will move into a hotel permanently.
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Some girl getting naked for the camera. NSFW)
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Planes crashing into boats! Awesome!
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Co-Co’s body is weird looking, but her juggs are huge, so who cares.
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This guys girlfriend is pretty fine. (NSFW)
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Car racing is stupid, but the chicks that endose it are hot.
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Free loaders guide to easy living
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This girl really, really likes her Bikini. You will really, really like her ass.
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Kendra Wilknoson is a Yeti
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Some chick from CSI nipslip.
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Some nice boobs chosen by gay guys, so you know they are good. (NSFW)
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Lucy Pinder topless scans. (NSFW)
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Vickie Blows is the kind of girl you will never get to touch ever.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart (NSFW)
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Photo Bucket Nudies. Scroll down for the goods. (NSFW)
Thanks to Rogue Collector
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A Camilla Sjoberg Picture Moment.
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Leticia Cline in pink lingerie
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Hot chick gets owned.
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Adriana Lima Appreciation
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Miss New Jersey naughty photos revealed. They aren’t really that naughty.
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Gymnastics is stupid. Or is it Gymnastics are stupid.
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Eva Mendez pink bikini
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David Beckhams schlong is bigger then yours is.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart (NSFW)
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Paris Hilton is famous, Kelly Clarkson isn’t.
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Ivanka Trump says no to The View, because she knows she is a million times better then that godforsaken piece of shit show.
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The only thing fake about Jessica Simpson is her celebrity.
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Hot Asian Girl of the Week
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Courteny Love trashes a hotel room, cause she’s a badass like that.
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Kids with guns are funny, especially when they shoot fat kids.
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Where in the world is Michael Richards?
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Hilary Duff has an eating disorder. I have one right now, but nobody cares.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Find sex from the comfort of your own home.
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Stop emailing me for sex, and use this instead, loser.
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Show me you links, and I’ll show you mine.
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2007

11

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS July 11th

I wrote this hilarious post and did all the links and then my computer crashed because our house is hot as fuck and Jesus won’t get us an air conditioner. I wrote a fantastic intro, which I lost of course, along with all the links. I felt really movivated to continue after, as I’m sure you all would. But, something pretty funny did happen to me today.

I was driving back to my place with a friend in his car and there was pretty heavy traffic, so we hit up the Mc Donald’s drive through to grab some food. As we stop at this light, this street kid and his girlfriend go up to a BMW in front of us and start trying to squeegee the windown or some shit. I could see the kid in the passenger side waving the guy away. The homeless kid got pissed, you know cause homeless people generally think they are entitled to all shit we work all day for while they sit around in the sun drinking booze. The kid took his squeegee and not only hit the front windshield but also kicks the side of the passenger door which I am pretty sure left a dent.

As this point they were yelling racial slurs at the father and son in the car, and even telling them ignorant shit like to “go back to their country” etc, cause you know, thats whats racist ingorant people do. The traffic picked up, and the BMW drove away, I guess they didn’t want to get involved or some shit. So, I did the only thing I could think of and took the lid off my supersized orange soda and threw the thing on the kid as we drove by and my friend honked the horn. It was amazing. Here’s the links,

Most song lyrics are bullshit. Here’s some proof.
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I dunno who Battles are, but they seem pretty cool to me.
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The Joys of Food and Sex.
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Prisoner workout sing along.
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In case you are hungry and poor, like I am.
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Waste time at work playing this cool game.
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Michelle Marsh gets the dumbest tattoo ever.
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Josh Duhamel is dating what appears to be a man
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Cellphone in the bumhole. Cause you’re a perv like that.
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The colour purple….and orange.
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A wet t-shirt contest, because you never get to see boobs in real life.
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Natalie Denning is so hot it’s ridiculous
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Pam Anderson shows us her tits. For the millionth time.
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Chick walks through toen in a Meat Bikini.
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Lohan knows how to read! Or so she claims.
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Cameron Diaz wears see through tops. She’s probably trying to distract from her
face.
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Naked girls at a pool party.
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An ode to the Female Ass
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Use this next time you almost get robbed on the way home
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Drunk college girls get naked for the camera. What else is new.
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Brandon Davis is ugly and I hate him.
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Now THATS what I call a sex toy
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Your daily piece of ass.
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Nicole Richie is still going to jail, just later then we thought.
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More ET Porn
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Some Pretty Naked Photobucket Pics
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Next Generation of Rape Prevention
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Jessica Biel Big Tit Pics
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Mariah Carey Bikini Pics in Spanish
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Mark Ronson has a new album or something.
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The art of the Bikini.
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Now you can watch Scarlet Johanson undress without fear of a lawsuit.
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More Photobucket Vagina – Thanks Rogue Collector
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Live vicariously through the guy touching this girls ass.
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Charlie Sheen found a new wife-to-be to cheat on and abuse.
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Hairy wife. Because you are a dirty hippy at heart.

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Guys with big guts are hot, just ask Jesus.
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Rachel Bilson is adorable.
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Lindsay Lohan wants to get married.
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Why are Posh and Beckham famous?
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And More Photobucket Vagina – Thanks Rogue Collector
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Ninja Cheerleaders
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Kids give teachers Marijuana muffins. Awesome!
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Whores dancin to Christina Aguilera’s Dirty.
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Katherine McPhee is really hot.
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Hilary Swank is skinny. Duh.
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Pink .vs. Shitney Spears.
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Find sex in your home town, or where else you happen to be.
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Being a virgin at 35 is really, really sad. Maybe this will help you.
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Show Me Your Links and I’ll Show Your Mine
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