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2011

11

Aug

Kids Protected Their Mom from their Sex Offender Stepfather of the Day

In the latest creepy stepfather news….Here’s some insane behind the scenes interview with some young skater kids who saved their mom’s life cuz by taking a skateboard truck to a mother fucker who was attacking their mom….the motherfucker being their stepfather…who their mother was stupid enough to marry without knowing he was a sex offender who was charged with raping his daughters…that was the warning sign that motherfucker may try to choke you out and kill you cuz he’s not quite sane….you know red flags that you should get a divorce after making the mistake of marrying the motherfucker cuz you’re tired of being along…and it’s on some white trash kick that I found pretty entertaining…and you will too.

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2011

10

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some shit going on in the news….I know there’s probably more exciting things going on than this…but this is good enough for me…I mean the world is filled with fucking idiots getting arrested…it’d be impossible for me to keep up with all of it…so I just do the best I can with as little effort as possible…it’s kinda my life philosophy….

Kid Shot for Tossing Football
A plan to scare the neighborhood kids went wrong for an elderly man and landing a 12-year-old boy in the hospital with a gun shot wound.

Woman Fabricated Kidnapping Story
A woman has been found safe and sound, 100 miles away, after claiming she had been abducted and stuffed into the trunk of her own vehicle after making a transaction at the bank.

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2011

09

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some amazingness going on in the news….not quite as amazing as seeing a vagina hugged in a pair of tight pants….but still pretty amazing…

Man Denied Breast Cancer Treatment
South Carolina health officials are petitioning the federal government to overhaul its “discriminatory” Medicaid rules after a local construction worker was denied coverage for breast cancer treatments because he is a man.

Mob Helps Assault Victim…Then Robs Him
Video posted on LiveLeak.com shows a mob in London help a man who was beaten and assaulted get to his feet.only to turn around and rob him.

Woman Tries to Bring Fake Bomb on Plane
A woman is in big trouble — all because of something she apparently tried to carry through airport security at Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix.

Caught On Tape: Philly Teen Mob Attack
Video of a July 29th attack on a bystander in Philadelphia’s Old City by teens from a charter school group that received a $1 million donation from Oprah Winfrey.

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2011

08

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some amazingness going on in the news…I am sure there’s other shit going on that’s even better, but that would mean I was giving you the best content on the internet, and that would fuck up my reputation as the biggest waste of space on the internet….and I’m not willing to do that…but I do like the cop walking off the job in his underwear, something I think we should all do right now, ideally women in the office building next door to me….

Medical Pot Cardholders Wrongly Arrested
Lawyers say patients who are legally allowed to use medical marijuana are being wrongfully arrested.

Adult Video Store Robbery Caught on Tape
A man with a shotgun ordered an adult video store clerk to hand over everything and the whole incident was caught on tape.

3 Charged in Stolen iPhone Ring
Police in D.C. and Virginia are announcing a major bust as they crack down on suspects who are stealing iPhones and other electronics

Remorseful Purse Snatcher
A theft, who gained a conscious after stealing a woman’s purse, showed up at her door with money and an apology.

Cop Walks Off the Job in HIs Underwear
Here’s something you don’t see every day… a police officer walking out of his precinct in nothing but his underwear.

Woman Says LAX PD Officer Assaulted Her
An officer at Los Angeles International Airport has been placed on adminstrative leave while authorities investigate a young woman’s allegations that she was sexually assaulted at the airport.

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2011

05

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS….the 12 hour videogame marathon that killed a 20 year old virgin who plays 12 hours of videogames in a row is almost funny..not cuz he died…but cuz it’s just one of those things that sounds like such a stupid way to die…

This bus shooting shit is pretty fucking next level crazy…and as someone who generally pretty bitter, resentful and hates everyone I come across…generally pretty emotionally detached and not really into caring about other people’s issues, cuz I’m more concerned with how I’m gonna get my next drink…you know someone who has been called a sociopath from a whole lot of girls I’ve had sex with and was an asshole to…but I just can’t understand why anyone would do anything like this…you know be bitter in your own miserable shit filled bubble, it’s what I do…and it’s not so bad…well it’s actually horrible…but that’s all part of the fun…cuz I know if I got shot just doing a normal daily activity cuz of some assholes. I’d be really fucking mad….crazy people need to be sorted the fuck out…..seriously this is fucking insane gangster shit….

Here’s the stepNEWS

Philadelphia Bus Shooting Caught on Video
Gunmen start shooting at a passenger-filled bus, sending the people on-board scrambling for cover as the bullets fly.

Drivers help woman swerving on roadway
wenty-one-year-old Cam Maillett, of Leominster, pulled out his cell phone and caught the whole thing on video before realizing he had to help.

12-Hour Video Game Marathon Kills Man
Death by video games? It happened in the UK to a 20-year-old. He died after a marathon 12 hours of playing video games on his Xbox.

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2011

04

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some exciting if you’re a child pornographers who escaped getting arrested which I’m hoping you’re not…cuz that shit is the single most disgusting thing a motherfucker can do….and depressing if you’re a normal person like me who is either always depressed and reminded the state of our world, although funny as hell, is just doomed, which gives you hope in your depressive state, cuz let’s face it, nothing makes depression better than pointing and laughing at people worse off…

Either way, here’s the news.

72 Charged in Child Porn Network Probe
Seventy-two people have been charged with participating in an international child pornography network that prosecutors say used an online bulletin board called Dreamboard to trade tens of thousands of images and videos of sexually abused children.

Woman Called 9-1-1 Over 2,100 Times
A California woman has been busted for placing over 2,100 9-1-1 calls in June.

‘I’m glad you have cancer’ note sets off protests
A nasty note in a neighborhood dispute has lead to nights of protest in front of the Cranston, R.I. houses after one neighbor told the other he was happy he had cancer.

Dallas Swingers Clubs Closed
The owner of two troubled Dallas nightclubs has been ordered to permanently shut them down. The city said he called his businesses churches but that was just a ruse.

Police Release Video of Serial Butt Slasher
Police have released a video of the suspect in the serial cutter case. The video depicts the suspect entering a store on June 20.

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2011

03

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some shit going on in the news to remind you that there is more to life than the internet, celebrities and porn….like real life…something where the real weird shit actually happens…

Philly Can’t Close Prostitution House
So what does it take to shut down an alleged house of prostitution in the city of Philadelphia? Apparently, a lot.

Rape allegation clouds child support
An unusual court battle is taking place right here in the Bay Area: a young father says he was raped by an old girlfriend, and argues that as a victim of a crime, he should not have to pay child support.

Serial Butt Slasher May Have Struck Again
Police in Virginia have received another report of a slashing incident they believe may be related to a string of assaults that have taken place in retail stores since February 2011.

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2011

29

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS…the only thing that gives me hope in this cold dark world except maybe for strippers, sluts, bikinis, tits, and vagina, booze…I think we’re hopeless as a people and that inspires me or reminds me that there are people way stupider than me out there…….oh and speaking of stupid…check the last video burners…Pot makes you smart, but unfortunately, it always makes you too lazy to bother with that smartness…good times

Porn Problem at Work
Despite efforts to crack down, the problem of porn in the workplace doesn’t seem to be going away. It may be getting bigger.

Family Outraged as Suspect is Released
The family of a teenage murder victim lost their cool as the accused killer was allowed out of jail Thursday.

‘TSA Groper’ Cites Childhood Abduction
The Colorado woman accused of groping a female Transportation Security Administration agent at Phoenix’s airport says she was abducted as a child and remains afraid of being touched by strangers.

New Research Suggest Pot Makes You Smart
The FOX Medical Team talks about pot and Google. One makes you smart and the other makes you dumb.

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2011

28

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

I really have a deep love for the stepNEWS. It is one of the only posts that I do that has actual good content. I mean shit, that vapid celeb leaving the gym shit is riveting and so important on our society, but seeing real life idiots brings me great fucking joy….

That said, here’s today’s stepNEWS….

Man Stuck in Drain
A man ended up stuck head first in a storm drain after he tried to retrieve his cell phone.

Teachers-Student Relations on Rise
It’s a startling trend, teachers charged with having improper relationships with their students.

Woman Accused of Calling 911 100+ Times
A 60-year-old woman is in custody for allegedly calling 911 and reporting emergencies that didn’t exist.

Kat Von D Walks Out on Fox LA Interview
Kat Von D walked off our Good Day LA set this morning seconds before she was to be interviewed by the hosts.

Security Video: Kat Von D Bails on GDLA
Kat Von D walked off the Good Day LA set seconds before her interview on Wednesday morning. Check out the FOX Television Center security camera video of what happened.

Baby has 34 fingers and toes
Counting to 34 is not a big deal for most people, but it is when you can do it using your fingers and toes.

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2011

27

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

The stepNEWS is fucking amazing…it’s a real son of a gun…I want to be a son of gun,…what the fuck is a son of a gun…

On a side note a girl on facebook wrote “So, running is hard” and I responded “So is running hard”….you see what I did there…took her statement, used the words, made it seem like a response, only better….and my genius didn’t make her panties wet….

Now back to the stepNEWS….that is fucking amazing…that is a real son of a gun…..I mean a naked man and an iguana and an angry son just fucking rapes my mind it’s so good….but so is the couple who fucked in a public pool for over half an hour..watch…

Reporter Attacked On Live TV
Reporter Chris O’Connell was attacked on live TV by the son of a man charged in a bizarre animal cruelty case involving a naked man and an iguana in Philadelphia.

Police: Sex Club Posed as Church
A judge has closed down an establishment Dallas police call a sex club run by a man who calls it a religious ministry.

Disabled Man Assaulted Over Parking Spot
A Massachusetts elected official allegedly assaulted a disabled man over a parking spot.

Police: naked vandals arrested
Last week after leaving O’Maddy’s Bar in Gulfport Beach, two men were arrested for disorderly intoxication because they were walking home naked. But police say they did a lot more than just that.

Man Lived with Corpse for Months
Mesa Police say they have arrested a man suspected of killing his girlfriend and living with her body for more than two months.

Serial Butt Slasher in VA
Someone has been slashing women in the buttocks at upscale shopping centers in Northern Virginia.

Couple arrested for sex in swimming pool
An Indiana couple caught doing the nasty in a public pool have turned themselves in. Victoria Cross and Myron Helms were spotted by dozens of onlookers – including children – as they had sex for at least a half hour at the Roberts Park Family Aquatic Center last Monday.

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2011

26

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Baptist Preacher Gives Spirited Prayer: Thank you for my smoking’ hot wife
A Baptist preacher gave a spirited prayer before NASCAR fans in Lebanon, Tennessee.

STUDY: More Men Make Regret Posts Online
Some new studies have found a lot of people have regrets about things they said online and surprisingly its more men.

I almost forgot about the stepNEWS….you know not because I am on my summer break….recycling old posts…like all the other cushy spoiled assholes in the media…doing the re-run hustles…cuz I don’t take breaks…the idea of vacation doesn’t exist…cuz my whole life is a vacation…excpet maybe for the whole poverty part…But I’m pretty glad to bring it back today cuz some of these clips are fucking amazing….

Flash Mob Robbery at Victoria’s Secret
D.C. Police detectives are investigating a theft at a Victoria’s Secret store Monday afternoon located inside the Shops at Georgetown Park.

Video shows adults beating teenager
The mother of a 16-year-old is filing a complaint after, she says, two adults beat her daughter in a Worcester park over the weekend.

Caught on Tape: Suspect Shocks Gas Station Employee with Stun Gun
Police say a robbery suspect used a stun gun on a female clerk at a Shell gas station.

Car Crashes Into Philly Burger King
A car has driven into a Burger King in Philadelphia’s busy Center City district, injuring seven people.

French Runners Fight after Race
A fight broke out between two French middle distance runners during the weekend’s Monaco Diamond League meeting.

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2011

19

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s a cool video of some burst water main or flooded storm drain in Montreal, a city that I live in and that is borderline third world cuz they spend all the tax dollars on corrupt politics like programs to seperate from the country instead of making roads….and the shit’s lifting up a car….and that’s pretty crazy….

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2011

11

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

And just when you thought the stepNEWS was gone cuz no one really liked it…It’s back in full throttle…It is entitled to a summer vacation, even though I am not.

So here I am, doin’ the Peter Jennings.

Man Files Lawsuit For HIV Misdiagnosis…When it comes to HIV, get a second opinion….
A D.C. man says he walked around for five years thinking he was HIV-positive when he was actually not. Terry Hedgepeth says he was misdiagnosed in 2000 by the Whitman-Walker Clinic.

Heidi Montag Dishes on “Famous Food” – Even though this is hardly news….but I’d rather squeeze it in here than give this trash her own post….she’ll do anything that gets her on tv….

Heidi Montag is starring in VH1’s new reality show called “Famous Food, ” in which she and six other celebrities compete for a partnership in a hot new restaurant. On Thursday Heidi talked to us about doing the show and her experience working in her parents’ fine dining restaurant as a teenager.

Behold, the man-gagement ring
It’s a hot new jewelry trend, but it’s not for women. It’s for guys who want to show everyone they’re off the market. So, would you wear a “man-gagement ring?”

NYC Store Bans Drunk Puppy-Buying
There’s drunk dialing and drunk texting, but now there’s drunk puppy-buying.

Man Arrested, Caught With Blow-Up Doll and he Looks lIke Someone Who Would Have Sex With Sex Doll in Public

A man was arrested after police say they found him “attempting sexual relations” with a blow-up doll at a late night adult store in Woodbridge.

Caught on Tape: The Human Home Run
Dave “The Bullet” Smith went deep, launching himself 195 feet over the wall for the first ever Human Home Run.

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2011

01

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

One of my favorite things in the news, other than the stupidy of the people in the news, or more importantly the insignificance of the story in the grand scheme of things in the world in local news…is the news anchors…they are almost clown-like in the way they communicate, talking heads reading prompters in efforts to keep an upbeat engaging sound they’ve practiced so hard to have, that almost makes them sound like they are mocking the news….and sometimes…we get gems like this…where they are just actually human and mocking the news…news blooper reels are my porn….


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2011

30

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some ridiculousness going on in the news…cuz the news is porn to me…at least it was that year I was a reclusive, never left the house, and just sat around all day masturbating to he one channel I had on TV thanks to the internet not being invented yet….But I’m not posting thes for the sex appeal…I’m doing it for the love of keeping you up to date on stories that probably don’t go national…cuz local news, like a low budget, joke that it is…is always amazing.

Body goes unnoticed in public pool – She’s Black – I Don’t Think it was an “Unnoticed” situation….if you know what I mean….
FALL RIVER – The body of a Fall River woman was discovered floating in a state run pool late last night, two days after she apparently drowned in that same pool.

Turtles Cause Flight Delays at JFK Airport
Flight delays at JFK Airport on Wednesday morning were being blamed on turtles wandering onto the runway.

Man Robs Walmart of Ammunition, Beer
A Walmart store in Arizona is robbed at gunpoint, but it wasn’t money the suspect wanted — it was hundreds of rounds of ammunition.

Officer admits to smuggling drugs
NORFOLK – A prison officer in charge of upholding the law has admitted to breaking it.

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