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2016

12

Feb

Brad Cooper’s Suki Waterhouse in Lingerie for Valentine’s Day of the Day

Anything with Serge Gainsbourg as the soundtrack is some pretentious hipster shit, so hipster that it is almost ironic when a motherfucker uses it because he’s gotta know how played out it is, but maybe it’s just one of those “classics” that sets the mood just right….because Gainsbourg is a french lounge singer that defines a generation of Paris int he 60s or some shit..all romantic or some shit…I don’t know, I like his music, I am dancing around right fucking now to it, but seeing it in a video, makes me think the asshole who made the video lacks vision…

That said, this is Suki Waterhouse, the young face and body, rich kid from the UK model, who is likely not a model, but just a rich kid, who had the honor of being fucked by womanizing Brad Cooper, while he was probably fucking other girls, because how can you take a 20 year old bitch like this too seriously, when you’re Brad Cooper and other people, like Irina Shayk want to fuck you..

Either way, hot little body in video that screams VD Day…in more ways that one…thanks Brad Cooper for that…

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2015

28

Dec

Waterhouse Sister Fetish of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse fucked Brad Cooper, when she looked 14, despite being 18, since all these actors like fucking young girls…

Immy Waterhouse, is her sister…

Together, they are in bikinis, probably rich kids from the UK, vacationing in Barbados for the winter, pretending to be models like the Hadids, as rich kids do, the sister hustle works, no longer getting fucked by Brad cooper, but the damage to her pussy from fucking Brad Cooper will live on forever…or something…

I can assume Brad Cooper, being an A List actor managed to fuck both sisters at the same time while dating, because girls do anything for celebrities, even fuck their sisters, but that could be wishful thinking, because some people, even celebrities aren’t as dirty as me and would never ask for the sister threesome, they’d just jerk off to the idea of it instead.

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2015

07

Oct

Suki Waterhouse Big Nipples for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Suki Waterhouse is Bradley Cooper’s tween looking girlfriend, who is no longer his girlfriend, and she’s showing off the nipples that he used to suck…fuck…and pretend belonged to his mother because all actors have mommy issues and are broken on days he wasn’t womanizing…and trying to fuck hotter models…like Irina Shayk…

I know what you’re thinking…why does this guy have a website…he’s not a writer..he has nothing to say…he can’t even write and you’re right….but don’t blame me…blame Suki Waterhouse for being totally uninspiring…even Bradley Cooper threw her to the curb…if she’s not good enough for a famous, successful actor at the peak of his career with all his money and good looks girls everywhere love…then she’s not good enough for me….even though between you and me…I’d fuck her used maxi pad if I found it in trash outside her NYC apartment I was digging through…

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2015

17

Mar

Suki Waterhouse is Boring for GQ of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse runs in the same UK relevant it girl circle as a bunch of socialite, rich kid models, including but not limited to Georgia Jagger and Cara Delevingne…

She is also a rich kid, her parents are rockstars, but her dad is a Plastic Surgeon, which I guess allowed her to get into the cool parties with the cool kids, where I assume she met her model agency and her boyfriend, who fucks other girls, Brad Cooper….because he’s Brad Cooper and can…propelling her to a level of relevant…because like grandma always says – you used to model to become famous, now you need to be famous to model…

None of that matters, because she’s a babe, she’s young and she’s showing nipple for GQ…

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2015

05

Mar

Suki Waterhouse in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is some relevant it-girl model who hangs with Cara Delevinge because they are both spoiled girls from the UK….only Suki Waterhouse is a little less relevant, probably a lot better looking, and clever enough to date an Academy Award nominated, yet annoying Bradley Cooper, because dating dudes who are top of their game is good for a model career and the lifestyle is nice too.

The fun thing about Suki Waterhouse even though she’s Bradley Cooper’s Girlfriend…I have been told by 5 or 6 different girls that they’ve banged Bradley Cooper…as recent as a few months ago…so I guess she’s more like one of those sugar babies who knows her role, lets her dude do his thing as long as he keeps her as his main, even if it gives her herpes..because she knows what’s important in life.

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2015

19

Feb

Suki Waterhouse Shows You How Instyle Will Feature You if You Fuck an Oscar Nominee of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is in a magazine called InStyle….

She is some young, fresh face looking model from the UK, who hangs with all the “it” girls, but who is probably not quite as fresh looking in her vagina, because she also hangs with A-List actors who like fresh face looking girls, who don’t have fresh looking vaginas, because actors need them dirty to keep interested in them…

Well it turns out that that’s a good way to get into a life and style magazine built around celebrity…because everyone cares about bitches the A-Listers fuck…and thanks to the Hangover, Brad Cooper is an A-Lister…and thanks to Suki Waterhouse’s eagerness to put A List D , in her V

It’s like pre-school, learning the slut alphabet…

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2015

08

Jan

Suki Waterhouse in a Bikini of the Day

Suki Waterhouse is some socialite model from the UK who managed to use her youthful but well travelled vagina to get herself a Hollywood actor that so many girls want to fuck….but he chose this one, because she probably lets him fuck whoever he wants, as long as she can be the public girl….

People are shocked at how young she looks, but she’s 22, and 22, might as well be 30 in an era in when kids fuck at 12, and sex is something gratuitous and easy to get and have, that there’s no stigma, no strings attached… most girls under 23 have fucked 50 dudes by 18…because that’s just the way it works…

Here she is in a bikini…

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2014

10

Dec

Suki Waterhouse Christmas Twerk of the Day

Suki Waterhouse is Brad Cooper’s sugar baby, who I assume might have been a mdoel for a minute or less, you know at least long enough or positioned strongly enough to lure in what I assume is an A-Lister actor in high demand…like Brad Cooper…and lock him into her pussy…with all her fun, model ways…that probably involve threesomes, an understanding that guys cheat, just don’t leave her she needs to press, money and association to stay relevant…

Luckily, The Love Magazine let’s anyone into their Advent Calendar Christmas feature that I love…

So here she is dancing for Jesus’ birth…like a good half naked Christian…

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2014

21

Aug

Suki Waterhouse vs Izabel Goulart Boxing of the Day

Suki Waterhouse is a model, who is pretty fucking boring, and had really hardly made it as a model on an international level, before dating Brad Cooper.

I think she’s just a rich girl, at the right parties, who landed the A-Lister to matter, and now just lives the fancy life…because that’s what models do…

It’s like she moved in and locked him down fast and hard and now she boxes on instagram, but not really good enough to replace Iza Goulart, it’s like take it down a notch pasty, boring, UK girl, you’re definitely no Brazil..

I think it’s safe to say, that instead of punching bags and trainers, they should be punching each other, as I masturbate.

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2014

07

Aug

Suki Waterhouse Panty Flash of the Day

Suki Waterhouse wanted to show you the panties that encase the vagina that Bradley Cooper sticks his dick inside…when she’s not too busy looking in the mirror fixing his hair….or practicing his lines for some other shitty movie he is in that he’ll get nominated for an Oscar for…because Hollywood is a fucking scam and Oscars is how they groom people to make themselves more money…enough money to land a model, who may not be a top model, but who is showing her panties, because to her he is a win…..but to me her panties are a win…

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