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2015

07

Oct

Suki Waterhouse Big Nipples for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Suki Waterhouse is Bradley Cooper’s tween looking girlfriend, who is no longer his girlfriend, and she’s showing off the nipples that he used to suck…fuck…and pretend belonged to his mother because all actors have mommy issues and are broken on days he wasn’t womanizing…and trying to fuck hotter models…like Irina Shayk…

I know what you’re thinking…why does this guy have a website…he’s not a writer..he has nothing to say…he can’t even write and you’re right….but don’t blame me…blame Suki Waterhouse for being totally uninspiring…even Bradley Cooper threw her to the curb…if she’s not good enough for a famous, successful actor at the peak of his career with all his money and good looks girls everywhere love…then she’s not good enough for me….even though between you and me…I’d fuck her used maxi pad if I found it in trash outside her NYC apartment I was digging through…

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2015

17

Mar

Suki Waterhouse is Boring for GQ of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse runs in the same UK relevant it girl circle as a bunch of socialite, rich kid models, including but not limited to Georgia Jagger and Cara Delevingne…

She is also a rich kid, her parents are rockstars, but her dad is a Plastic Surgeon, which I guess allowed her to get into the cool parties with the cool kids, where I assume she met her model agency and her boyfriend, who fucks other girls, Brad Cooper….because he’s Brad Cooper and can…propelling her to a level of relevant…because like grandma always says – you used to model to become famous, now you need to be famous to model…

None of that matters, because she’s a babe, she’s young and she’s showing nipple for GQ…

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2015

05

Mar

Suki Waterhouse in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is some relevant it-girl model who hangs with Cara Delevinge because they are both spoiled girls from the UK….only Suki Waterhouse is a little less relevant, probably a lot better looking, and clever enough to date an Academy Award nominated, yet annoying Bradley Cooper, because dating dudes who are top of their game is good for a model career and the lifestyle is nice too.

The fun thing about Suki Waterhouse even though she’s Bradley Cooper’s Girlfriend…I have been told by 5 or 6 different girls that they’ve banged Bradley Cooper…as recent as a few months ago…so I guess she’s more like one of those sugar babies who knows her role, lets her dude do his thing as long as he keeps her as his main, even if it gives her herpes..because she knows what’s important in life.

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2015

19

Feb

Suki Waterhouse Shows You How Instyle Will Feature You if You Fuck an Oscar Nominee of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is in a magazine called InStyle….

She is some young, fresh face looking model from the UK, who hangs with all the “it” girls, but who is probably not quite as fresh looking in her vagina, because she also hangs with A-List actors who like fresh face looking girls, who don’t have fresh looking vaginas, because actors need them dirty to keep interested in them…

Well it turns out that that’s a good way to get into a life and style magazine built around celebrity…because everyone cares about bitches the A-Listers fuck…and thanks to the Hangover, Brad Cooper is an A-Lister…and thanks to Suki Waterhouse’s eagerness to put A List D , in her V

It’s like pre-school, learning the slut alphabet…

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2015

08

Jan

Suki Waterhouse in a Bikini of the Day

Suki Waterhouse is some socialite model from the UK who managed to use her youthful but well travelled vagina to get herself a Hollywood actor that so many girls want to fuck….but he chose this one, because she probably lets him fuck whoever he wants, as long as she can be the public girl….

People are shocked at how young she looks, but she’s 22, and 22, might as well be 30 in an era in when kids fuck at 12, and sex is something gratuitous and easy to get and have, that there’s no stigma, no strings attached… most girls under 23 have fucked 50 dudes by 18…because that’s just the way it works…

Here she is in a bikini…

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2014

10

Dec

Suki Waterhouse Christmas Twerk of the Day

Suki Waterhouse is Brad Cooper’s sugar baby, who I assume might have been a mdoel for a minute or less, you know at least long enough or positioned strongly enough to lure in what I assume is an A-Lister actor in high demand…like Brad Cooper…and lock him into her pussy…with all her fun, model ways…that probably involve threesomes, an understanding that guys cheat, just don’t leave her she needs to press, money and association to stay relevant…

Luckily, The Love Magazine let’s anyone into their Advent Calendar Christmas feature that I love…

So here she is dancing for Jesus’ birth…like a good half naked Christian…

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2014

21

Aug

Suki Waterhouse vs Izabel Goulart Boxing of the Day

Suki Waterhouse is a model, who is pretty fucking boring, and had really hardly made it as a model on an international level, before dating Brad Cooper.

I think she’s just a rich girl, at the right parties, who landed the A-Lister to matter, and now just lives the fancy life…because that’s what models do…

It’s like she moved in and locked him down fast and hard and now she boxes on instagram, but not really good enough to replace Iza Goulart, it’s like take it down a notch pasty, boring, UK girl, you’re definitely no Brazil..

I think it’s safe to say, that instead of punching bags and trainers, they should be punching each other, as I masturbate.

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2014

07

Aug

Suki Waterhouse Panty Flash of the Day

Suki Waterhouse wanted to show you the panties that encase the vagina that Bradley Cooper sticks his dick inside…when she’s not too busy looking in the mirror fixing his hair….or practicing his lines for some other shitty movie he is in that he’ll get nominated for an Oscar for…because Hollywood is a fucking scam and Oscars is how they groom people to make themselves more money…enough money to land a model, who may not be a top model, but who is showing her panties, because to her he is a win…..but to me her panties are a win…

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2014

03

Jul

Suki Waterhouse Almost Has an Upskirt of the Day

Here are some shitty paparazzi pics of Suki Waterhouse getting out of a car in a skirt…because she’s a model who is dating Bradley Cooper, which I guess makes her more important than other models, because the world hasn’t realized that none of these idiots are talented, interesting or important…if anything they are the annoying kid in your high school class always telling a bad joke for attention because their dad’s hated them…if they even had a dad..

I prefer when Suki Waterhouse WAS SHOWING NIPPLE FOR FASHION … back when she was desperate to make it…because it would mean that she could land an Bradley Cooper…and she did…so a win for her, is a lose for us.

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2014

24

Apr

Suki Waterhouse and Cara Delevingne Erotica of the Day

Suki Waterhouse, who has sex with Brad Cooper….and Cara Delevingne, who has sex with Micheelle Rodriguez, got together in what I assume was a “We are under 25 year old models who like fucking 40+ celebrities” group therapy session….where they produced some armpit licking porn…as part of their 12 step treatment program to such a strange fucking fetish…because 40+ year old celebs are old and boring…while these young models could be fucking anyone….even each other..which is why these pics are weird.

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