2014
18
Feb
Terry Richardson shot Eniko Mihalik and Natalia Siodmiak for ETAM…which is a lingerie company…I guess he was trying to recreate the Kate Upton Cat Daddy video that really put her on the map…back when the world was more excitable and cared about bouncing tits..
I didn’t watch the videos, that requires too much work, but I have seen Eniko’s tits, so I assume it is its own brand of awesome…
Here are the clips…
Posted in:Terry Richardson
2013
03
Dec
Everyone shits on Terry Richardson for having boring pictures, or being played out, even though he took a style that influenced a generation of photographers…and everyone calls him a creep or a pervert because he fucks 20 year old models who groupie on his dick…because any normal guy would say no to model pussy…they say he gets girls in positions they don’t want to be in…but they are just blinded by the camera flashes that they don’t notice or some shit…but the reality is that every straight man is a fucking creep and a pervert, some are just smart enough to become photographers…and every gay man is just a pervert, but being gay they are in it together, so their perversion just produces an aids crisis in the 80s cuz everyone was fucking each other…
All this to say..people like to fuck nice looking things…and Terry likes to take nice looking things and make them look more like something we’d like to fuck…can’t hate a motherfucker for that.
Here are some pics he shot for the 2014 Diesel calendar..
Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson
2013
02
Apr
Every once in a while, Terry Richardson brings back his old softcore erotica, like earlier today with model Dortih Mous, who I don’t know, but who looks 15, skinny, and amazing.
She’s hip, she toned, she’s wearing flannel and she’s pulling her panties off, I mean, as simple as this shoot may be, it’s pretty fucking perfect to me. Hipsters, tits, a dream of fame and exposure and a willingness to do porno type things for it, I mean this is the foundation of all things awesome.
Posted in:Dority Mous|NSFW|Terry Richardson
2013
28
Feb
I know the Oscars were a week ago….I haven’t erased the memory of how boring they were…or that I bothered watching them even though I was shunned this year for my great work in sitting on the couch ripping into celebrities cuz they make more money than me in their bullshit fabricated poptart world….that is annoying, unimportant….and overpaid….
But I just saw these pics Terry Richardson posted of his Oscar party hopping, cuz he’s not a dirt bag just cuz he looks like one…in fact he’s a multi millionaire who has become an icon in fashion….and in being an icon…even if it wasn’t all that hard to pull off…he gets access….and I’m not hating…he brings the sleaze…slowly and steadily and I love sleaze….
Well out of his pics….these Orlando Bloom breast feeding, cuz you know he did after they had their kid…is pretty much my favorite…and that’s probably because Miranda Kerr is a babe and far better to look at than Borat and Seth Rogan “networking” at some mixer for the 1% who tricked their way into that horrible hollywood self involved masturbatory world…and will now produce shitty content for everyone to celebrate even if it is unoriginal recycled crap….
Here’s the Kerr pic…it calms down all my rage….
Here she is at Good Morning America…
Here are the GMA PICS
Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Terry Richardson
2013
05
Feb
Terry Richardson posted these pics from the Rolling Stone shoot with Rihanna, the very same shoot she admitted to being with Chris Brown cuz she’s a Christian and forgives the man who punched her in the face at a great time in her life….allowing her to profit and rise to the top of the charts because of it…unlike a phoenix rising from the ashes….but as a poptart riding a publicity stunt….that was the equivalent of a sex tape but a little more dominatrix….cuz whips and chains excite her…
Now I don’t hate Rihanna, I like how broken and confusing she is…from quotes in the bible to weed smoking nipple pics, it’s just a mess of mixed yet awesome messages that explain a lot about her and how she’s gonna implode one day from all the fame…and I’ll hopefully be there to finger bang her through it…if not in person…then in my fantasies….
Posted in:Rihanna|Terry Richardson
2012
30
Sep
Here is some really busty and shapely breasts….and body….and ass…and vagina of a girl named Jerika…who I thought may have been a stripper…but turns out is doing a nude fashion / art spread for Purple Magazine…because Purple Magazine is clearly a porn magazine that’s branded itself as fashion so they get the huge advertisers and love of all…something Terry Richardson, smut peddler, has managed to do also…and something I should be trying to do myself…cuz I want a private jet assholes…but more importantly…I want Jerika in my mouth….even though I generally hate big girls…I’m sold on this one.
Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson
2012
28
Sep
I don’t know how I feel about this hipster….sure she’s skinny and tall and a lot like a model…but her face is like a horror movie victim trying to struggle to stay alive after being attacked….
These hipster with their sexual ambiguity and fashion sense…make it confusing for me…where ravaged and coked up is sexy….like she’s homeless and given up even though she has a trust fund…
But I guess what matters is her trendsetting bush…because Bald is for the Kardashians and real girls have muff like it is the 70s and I love that…but more importantly I may love this Skrillex looking bitch…but that just just goes to show you that if you get a girl naked enough, she looks always looks ok enough for me.
Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson
2012
21
Sep
I posted these NAKED HIPSTERS FOR TERRY RICHARDSON PICS …..and these are the outtakes….
I love hipster girls becausse they are all 70s inspired and pretend they don’t give a fuck…they wear no bra and jacked up shorts and tight jeans…all in the name of style or fashion that they pretend they don’t subscribe to….they know everything about everything, because you can’t care about nothing or be too cool for everything if you don’t know every band, lyric, designer, fabric….etc….their irony is actually ironic…But most importantly, their anti-establishment bushes tickly my nose in a glorious way….
Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson
2012
13
Aug
I’ve seen some of these porn pics of photographer Terry Richardson a long time ago….you know cuz keeping on top of perverts who have become the biggest thing in Fashion Photography because they presented their perversion as art not porn…even though the pics are of him having unprotected sex with random drugged up teenage looking girls….it’s what makes him edgy and outrageous…something all marketers what a piece of…and I figured, despite avoiding posting dick as much as possible, cuz I don’t want people thinking this is a porn site, it would divert them from it being a site that calls girls fat, which is my ultimate objective…I’ll post the pics he posted on his tumblr….cuz I like spread hipster sluts…
Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson
2012
26
Jul
Terry Richardson uses his star power to get decent looking hipster chicks topless in his studio probably before he makes them suck his dick as payment for allowing them to be in his presence…and that is the key to having any level of fame, success, fortune, especially when that fame, success and fortune is directly related to fashion, photography and top models and publications, cuz every cunt wants to be famous, and this fuckers camera is part of the machine, making them willing to work hard for his attention and even harder for his camera so that maybe it will help launch their career.
I fully believe in and endorse casting couches….
Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson