Who the fuck is Tess Daly…

This Bootleg Jessica Simpson without the monster fat girl calves is old enough to have a teen and a tween, so either she established her sugar babying at a young age, you know get knocked up by the right guy early, bounce back then use that financially security to end up in Woman’s Health Magazine 20 years later…or I guess TEEN years later….making her the MILF she always wanted to be….

She seems to be the host of some ballroom dance competition show in the UK, because those brits love their formal dancing enough to make it a TV show…she’s been hosting it since 2004 and NO ONE even knows it is a show…wild.

She was in two Duran Duran videos in 1990, so she is old as shit….and my whole theory on getting knocked up young to bounce back easier and have that financial security was all wrong, she actually got knocked up by another TV presenter when she was pushing 40 and figured her uterus was about to die and/or make her DOWNS SYNDROME babies from all the wear and tear, so aborting was not an option…

You can never judge a boob by its cover…all this to say at 51 and british, this is pretty inappropriate….I probably should have been posting her work from the 90s….when she was getting her start in her 20s….but we are in too deep now.

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