I don’t know who the fuck Tinashe is….but her name rhymes with “Who The Fuck is She” which is probably about as profound as her lyrics, since I assume she’s a singer or rapper, in this world that lacks culture, quality, emotion, soul, spirit….that’s filled with mindless zombie retards on the fucking nod, or at least on anti-depressants that might as well is the nod….you’d think that a retard like me would have a little more success manipulating their half retard minds…yet here I am sucking at life….all while sitting on gold lyrics like “Tinashe, who The Fuck is She”…

It doesn’t matter who Tinashe is, she’s doing the Electric Tape project, which was a thing about 10 years ago on social media, where a dude would tape up all the whores in skimpy outfits made out of tape. I think the Kardashians even did it.

For some reason, I call a lack of originality, that shit is trickling into the mainstream, popping up at fashion week and now at the VMAS…where tits and pussy get taped…..

The tits look good, the pussy probably better off taped, you know to keep the demons inside from reaching their arms out of it to grab a cocktail at the open bar event…

Let’s just hope she removes the tape in slow motion on video…as part of some exclusive content feed…because if you’re going to tape your pussy shut like some sort of submissive weirdo, document the UNBOXING….in all it’s ripping the pussy apart glory….

All this to say, racy outfit, luckily the kids aren’t watching the VMAs like they did when it was influential, they are too busy watching rape porn….or cutting off their tits and dicks…

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I don’t know who the fuck TINASHE is, but she did have a song with Britney Spears once so she clearly exists on some level, assuming she’s not AI, or that Britney Exists, which I don’t.

I don’t know if this is her attempt to get noticed by the Disney team for their live action Little Mermaid, or its sequel, when Ariel turns old, even though mermaids don’t age, do they? I mean they are fake….

I guess we all evolved from the water and could be living underwater to some alien species, so it all makes sense that she’s doing an underwater shoot tits out….

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One of my most recent life regrets was putting on the Grammys while drunk and too lazy to get up to find the remote to change the shit…because it was terrible…award shows are for faggots…

The only thing it really did was bring a bunch of old rappers out of their mansions to perform a medley that didn’t feature any white rappers, since the Grammys are racist, but that also reminded some of us how fucking old we are…..while also reminding us that the new rappers or new music is dog shit compared to the old music…since the old music required some level of talent to climb the ranks…while the new music just needs some social media marketing skills that allows them to go viral with their fake it til their make it dog shit music their computer made for them.

I always knew that new music was shit, but it was never so obviously drawn out in front of me just how the new sucks compared to the old….this generation is doomed.

I don’t know if Tinashe is a singer, dancer, rapper, actor, I guess it doesn’t matter, she does have tits in a slutty swimsuit though, which obviously matters….it may just be the only thing that DOES matter in this era of shitty content everywhere we turn!

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Tinashe is the daughter of professors…her dad teaches acting, her mom teaches physical therapy, so it’s only natural that they’d throw her into the industry at a young age because when you’re a professor of acting, along with being some pretentious asshole about the “art”, that I really don’t think is an art, but rather something people take way too fucking seriously to make it seem like it requires talent or skill, when really any asshole could do it….but yeah, being a professor in acting, he best be sure his daughter gets mainstream recognition, otherwise he would be an obvious hack.

“You can’t even get your daughter an acting career, why should we listen to you, HACK”…

You get what I am saying…

Anyway, Tinashe did some acting, was on Two and a Half Man before being packaged in some contrived girl band that toured with Bieber and a decade later, she’s holding onto her titties, gribbing them solid on instagram. That’s a cross between a GRIP annd a GRAB for those who don’t know retard speak.

They call that progress…

If you’re the kind of talent, 13 years in the game or longer, and you’re still wearing your shirt, you haven’t made it yet….

Shirtless for success! That’ll be the name of my self help course….move over Top G and make some room for me!

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Tinashe is wearing a giant belt across her tits, it’s a titty belt…far more interesting than a chastity belt, especially the ones I see on the internet that cage men’s dicks while they watch their girlfriends get fucked…it’s a thing, just not my thing…I mean sure, I’ll watch anyone’s girlfriend getting fucked, but I’m not about to cage my dick when I do it…you know, you gotta be able to JERK off to it if you’re gonna cuck. like a non-man…

I don’t know what this shoot is for, because I don’t know who TINASHE is…funny how that works right.

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I still don’t know who TINASHE is. Either she’s Chris Brown’s ex girlfriend, or she’s a pop star who had a song with Britney Spears once and either way, we don’t really need to know who TINASHE is to stare at her high concept, stripped down, putting her BODY on the line, because she’s empowered and brave, by wearing lingerie and posing slutty….because her music, which may be her JOB DESCRIPTION, is really secondary to how fuckable she is….and in content like this, she’s pretty fuckable.

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I still don’t know who Tinashe is, but I had this upskirt pic of her cued up for the last 20 days and figured that since no one else probably knows who Tinashe is, 20 days late on a post of her in an upskirt, is actually irrelevant, because she’s new to anyone who looks at her pics because her 3.4 million instagram followers are none of us….

She’s a singer, or a performer, of music you’ve never heard…and I think she’s more interesting as an upskirt model, because we don’t need any motherfuckers making more brain washing unimpressive meaningless and soulless music…there was a time when you’d get chills or relate to or be inspired by music…now it’s just noise telling your empty soul to buy into shit you don’t need. JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS WAS A DOCUMENTARY!

Here’s a few more of her…

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I don’t really know anything about celebrity or pop culture, which is funny under the circumstances of the site, but since no one reads this shit, I guess it’s not really that funny that some unqualified idiot who likes tits has been reporting the celebrity news by not reporting the news, but focusing on their tits for all these years…I am 17 or 18 years in on this shit…

So to DO you the service of “what’s Tinashe up to” because there’s always something being promoted when the nude shoots are released…unless it’s strictly to just keep the name on the map, as these girls who were at one time were on a higher playing field than the normals, but thanks to social media are competing with the normies, the random sluts, the influencers, the unsigned musicians, the youtubers and the porn chicks…so I guess they need to scramble…tits get hits, here are the tits…

So in my extensive research…I saw that Tinashe did a campaign with Reese’s Puff cereal which I guess still exists because these industrial food producers want you on sugar and poisoned but do not care that this girl gets naked for her art…but we care..not in a CANCEL her for getting naked but in a “HEY THERE TINASHE, WELCOME TO OUR PERV LAIR”….as she crawls through what could be a sewer pipe…the perfect entry point of the underground perv lair…in this modern day armageddon…

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I get pretty confused about who Tinashe is because I just can’t keep track of all the young popstars doing that whole popstar thing….there are too many of them, I am old, and rarely do any really stand out as being that exciting, which could be because society has lowered their standards and do celebrity differently now that everyone is trying to be famous, or maybe I am just out of the loop I was never actually in, I don’t have the answers…so I google them.

She is signed to Roc Nation. She has been on some hit songs. She is from Kentucky. She is part Zimbabwe, other part Dutch/Norwegian/Irish. Her name means “GOD IS WITH US” and from my other google searches, he is.

She was in a girl group put together by VITAMIN C….remember her…Graduation Song…and they had a reality show about their band then she went independent and here she is with her tit out…which I think is her best work….but that I’ll guess she doesn’t think is her best work, I mean she’s been on TV and making music for a decade….and no one likes to be reduced to a tit….

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Tinashe is someone I don’t know beyond the name…she exists….but I’m not about to google why…which I am sure can be misconstrued as racism…only it really isn’t…it’s more todo with not giving a shit and not bothering to look at her accomplishments that I am sure I won’t think are actual accomplishments since the system is rigged, all these idiots overhyped garbage, and content being created is worse and worse everyday as people lose their brains and reading abitities and replace it with abbreviations and emojis…so black or not, even on George Floyd’s birthday, I don’t give a fuck about Tinashe…

She is in tight shorts or I guess that’s some slutty one piece stripper outfit, and it is hugging her cunt, like so many tight pants before hers, and I’ll stare at pussy whether it’s intentionally being spread and smeared across my screen or accidentally eating shorts since they do ride up on their own, even though everything on social media is calculated nonsense…

Either way, spread legs in a squat, a natural pose for giving birth or getting fucked or taking a shit on an Asian travel adventure.

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