Tit Slip Archives Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2009

05

Jan

Kate Moss Tit Slip in Thailand of the Day

For the longest time I was a fan of Kate Moss. I didn’t find her to be the hottest bitch out there but something about her turned me on. Maybe it was because she didn’t shower, didn’t give a fuck and was always high or drunk, maybe it was because she wasn’t fat, had lots of money and looked like she liked to fuck even if her vagina was dirtier than a janitor’s mop bucket at an pre-school that just had to deal with a gastro-intestinal outbreak that left shit and puke on the walls, I was down. But it’s a couple of years later, time has done it’s job, and I’m over it, but I’ll still post her little floppy tit any chance I can get….

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Speaking of being over it, it looks like she’s not over Pete Doherty, because here’s a picture of Kate Moss trying to scratch him off her, but seems like no matter how hard she scratches, or how deep those nails go, the itch just never goes away…

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2008

05

Dec

Foxy Brown’s Tits Fall Out of Her Corset of the Day

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Fatty Foxy Brown was performing in Sacramento, I didn’t realize she was still around, but by the looks of it, it looks like she’s twice as big as she used to be. This video is of her tits falling out of a corset that she should consider replacing, or punishing for not doing its job properly, since despite it’s firm grip, still make her look like she’s lost the war with food, but apparently her tits fall out of it, so maybe ill-fitting clothes aren’t the end of the world, if you like seeing fat black tits floppin’ all over the fuckin’ place like they are ready to feed their 8 babies, or some shit. I can’t really make out her nipples, because it’s dark in there and I can barely make her out in the video, but I do see a whole lot of titty jiggle and when horny enough, you take what you can get.

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2008

19

Sep

Meagan Good’s Tit Slip of the Day

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Despite having been writing about every nipple slip I’ve come across over the last bunch of years, I still manage to have no memory of any of them. I can’t remember celebrity names, I can’t remember their faces, I can’t remember their nipples, I just am really not cut out for the job. I was sent this video of Maegan Good having a “wardrobe malfunction” a term that makes me want to perform surgery on my ear drums with small metal instruments so that I never have to hear again, and since she is someone I’ve never heard of today, but have probably written about in the past but dont remember, I figured I’d post it. I watched the video and didn’t see any “wardrobe malfunctions” so it’s all lies, but I did like the way running any video on my computer makes the shit crash, reminding me that not only I am poor and useless, but so is my computer. Watch the video, let me know what you see, since I can’t see it.

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2008

18

Sep

Mischa Barton’s Tit Slip of the Day

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Mischa Barton let her tit fall out of her dress in a desperate attempt for people to remember she still exists, like the time I cried for attention by checking myself into a mental institution hoping my wife would come after me feeling sorry for me and changing her attitude towards me as being this deadbeat, but instead see me as the victim I am and give me more spending money and less headaches, making her believe that her obesity and cunt behavior led me to a mental institution making her open her eyes and make some changes that benefit me, but the plan backfired when she ignored the calls to come visit me, and check me out and without knowing the paperwork and procedure involved in mental institutions it turns out that once you commit yourself, even as a joke, it’s pretty fuckin’ hard to get yourself out of there. You try to rationalize with the staff and they just hand you more pills thinking you are relapsing or some shit and about 3 weeks later my wife finally came to get me, thinking she had taught me a lesson, when all she really did was help me devlop an addiction to brain drugs and a friendship with some psycho who would play chess with himself then try ripping his eyes out of his head, but here I am today writing about Mischa Barton’s tit slip, so I guess it wasn’t all that bad.