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2005

08

Mar

I am – Jennifer Aniston’s Topless Beach

Remember a while ago Jennifer Aniston was suing some dude over pics of her tits, well these are them there pictures. They are nothing new, they’ve been around for a while and I have seen them over and over, but they are tits so stop fucking complaining you bitches. I love paparazzi shit, it remindes me of when my foster parent used to take pictures of us doing menial things, like showering, swimming, playing, in retrospect, that was a little creepy.

If you are wondering what the hell the header picture is, it’s Jennifer Aniston’s graduation picture….

Jennifer Anniston Topless After the Jump

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2005

08

Mar

I am – Jennifer Aniston's Topless Beach

Remember a while ago Jennifer Aniston was suing some dude over pics of her tits, well these are them there pictures. They are nothing new, they’ve been around for a while and I have seen them over and over, but they are tits so stop fucking complaining you bitches. I love paparazzi shit, it remindes me of when my foster parent used to take pictures of us doing menial things, like showering, swimming, playing, in retrospect, that was a little creepy.

If you are wondering what the hell the header picture is, it’s Jennifer Aniston’s graduation picture….

Jennifer Anniston Topless After the Jump

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2005

08

Mar

I am – Graphic Artist of the Day

This guy is a nutcase. He set up a graphic journal that spans the course of a year, which means dude pretty much made a design a day for
365 days in attempts to develop his design skills. I went through the month of December, I guess his designs are aight, there are 365 of them, brotha better have something worth looking at. Realize I am not posting this cuz I think his work’s hot, I am posting this because I think his concept was.

The only thing I have ever been consistent in for 365 consecutive days is pissing. No matter what, I have always pissed, there has never been a day gone by that I neglected to pee. Other than that, I am pretty inconsistent.

Link and Samples After the Jump

Micah Bauer 365 Day Graphic Journal

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2005

08

Mar

I am – Anna Maria Pierangeli: Dead Celeb of the Week

The dead celeb of the week is none other than Anna Maria Pierangeli. She died in 1971 and no i have never heard of her either. But she was James Deans lover so she must have been hot way back when. If you are curious read her bio after the Jump.

Bio and links after the Jump

Fan site dedicated to her: HERE

Pictorial Tribute HERE

BIO:

Anna Maria Pierangeli created her stage name by splitting her last name in half. Her twin, actress Marisa Pavan simply made up her name. Pier was the wife of 50’s recording artist, Vic Damone, by whom she had one son, Perry Damone who became a DJ for 99.9 FM in Phoenix Arizona.
Her life and antics were as much in the news as her films. Typically she would make 2 or 3 movies and then live hard until she had to make 2 or 3 more. The great love of her life was James Dean, with whom she was very much in love. Because he was not Catholic her mother helped arrange Pier’s marriage to Vic Damone. In one of her last letters, she wrote that the only man she ever really loved was the rebel himself, James Dean. Rather than turn 40 she committed suicide, shortly after her only film with brief nudity was released: In the Folds of the Flesh. Pier was found dead due to a barbiturate drug overdose in her Beverly Hills, California home.
She was an attractive, sensitive and delicate actress who won acclaim having been nominated for 3 international acting awards (British, American and Italian) and winning 2. Pier’s best known works are 1951: Teresa 1953: Sombrero 1955: The Silver Chalice 1956: Somebody up There Likes Me 1958: Merry Andrew 1962: Sodom and Gomorrah. In 2002 her Starmeter ranking is 4,047 and her Bacon number is 2.

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2005

08

Mar

I am – Willa Ford Uncensored Video

Who the fuck is Willa Ford? She is the girl who took Nick Carter’s virginity, and despite popular belief proved to the world that he wasn’t a full-blown homo and that he occassionally dabbled in the pussy as well as getting arrested for drunk driving .

That reminds me of the first gay guy I ever met, it was back in the 80s and he used to deny his gayness. During the day he was a football player who banged all the sluts in our school. After practice, he would stop by the local leather bar and let the men there take him like the man-pussy he was….

Anyway, I don’t have sound on my computer, so i am lucky enough to not have to listen to this shit until later tonight. This video is uncensored, not sure why it was censored in the first place, there are no nipples, just corsets and short schwartz. Definitely worth checking out, if you are a pervert, which I know you are….Pervert.

Willa For Uncensored Video
(you are going to have to click to enter the site. Once in, click “VIDEO” tab)

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2005

08

Mar

I am – T-shirt of the Day

This T-shirt reminds me of Highschool back in Texas, I tried starting a virgin sex cult. It was an amazing concept, I promised the girls a way out of their abusive homes, all they had to do was let me pop their cherries. It really didn’t work out for me. The only person who joined was the 20 year old retarded chick with acne, braces and a lazy eye. I was 14, so I totally fucked the shit out of her anyway, but now, over 20 years later, I still remember the smell…

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2005

08

Mar

I am – Keyra Augustina's Ass Video!

Remember that crazy ass that made the rounds on the internet a few months ago? Her name is Keyra Augustina, and she’s got a video out (and a crazy ass). This shit’s on rapid share, but worth downloading. I don’t have anything funny to say about her ass, other than it’s fucking RIDICULOUS!I have lived a pretty long and perverted life, and I have never seen an ass like this, even if Ass isn’t my thing, I am more into dressing up like a mascot while being puked on by an asian tranny in diapers…..

Keyra Augustina’s Video (RAPIDSHARE)

How To Use Rapidshare (Idiots)

NON-Rapidshare Version

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2005

08

Mar

I am – Keyra Augustina’s Ass Video!

Remember that crazy ass that made the rounds on the internet a few months ago? Her name is Keyra Augustina, and she’s got a video out (and a crazy ass). This shit’s on rapid share, but worth downloading. I don’t have anything funny to say about her ass, other than it’s fucking RIDICULOUS!I have lived a pretty long and perverted life, and I have never seen an ass like this, even if Ass isn’t my thing, I am more into dressing up like a mascot while being puked on by an asian tranny in diapers…..

Keyra Augustina’s Video (RAPIDSHARE)

How To Use Rapidshare (Idiots)

NON-Rapidshare Version

Post Made Possible By YourDirtyMind

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2005

07

Mar

I am – Link Dump

Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad

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2005

07

Mar

I am – Born Today; Tammy Faye Bakker

We are always on the lookout to see who was born today. That way our readers can know which glamorous celebrity they share a birthday with.
Today that peerson so happens to be Tammy Faye Bakker; the Trailer trash queen and ex wife of Jim Bakker.Visit her personal site to learn more about her or Buy her book!

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More info and Quotes after the JUMP

Quote:

# Tammy Faye Bakker: “…and now we’re down to our last $37,000.”
# Interviewer: “But just last week you said you were down to your last $50,000; what happened to $13,000 since then?”
# Tammy Faye Bakker: “Uh…um…I don’t know.”

You can educate yourself right out of a relationship with God.

There’s times when I just have to quit thinking . . . and the only way I can quit thinking is by shopping.

“I take Him shopping with me. I say, “OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain.””

You don’t have to be dowdy to be a Christian.

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

BIO:

Tammy Faye Bakker Messner was born in International Falls, Minnesota, the eldest of eight children. She attended North Central Bible College in Minneapolis. She is the mother of Tammy Sue Chapman and Jamie Charles Bakker, and the grandmother of James and Jonathon.

Tammy helped build the three largest Christian television networks in the world:

* CBN (The Christian Broadcasting Network) with Pat Robertson. Tammy worked for Pat for nine years.

* TBN (The Trinity Broadcasting Network) with Paul Crouch.

* PTL – Jim and Tammy Bakker. In its last year in existence, six million people visited the theme park Heritage USA.

Tammy has spent over 25 years in television. She was the host of her own show, “Tammy Faye’s House Party.” In 1996, she was the co-host of the syndicated “Jim J. and Tammy Faye Show” with JM J. Bullock.

She has made guest appearances on a number of television shows, including Larry King Live, Sally Jessy Raphael, Good Morning America, CBS Chicago, CBS This Morning, CBS’ “Where Are They Now?”, John and Leeza, Caryl and Marilyn, The Drew Carey Show, Roseanne, Tom Snyder, Prime Time, and many others.

Tammy was listed in the “Outstanding Young Women of America.”

Tammy has recorded over 25 singing albums.

She is the author of two best-selling books, “I Gotta Be Me” and “Run Towards The Roar.” She has recently completed her autobiography, “Tammy: Telling It My Way,” published by Random House.

Tammy is a minister of the gospel and ministers in churches around the nation.

At the present time, she is working on another television show,…

Tammy presently resides in Charlotte, North Carolina with her husband Roe Messner, her two little puppies, Muffin and Tuppins, and a cat named Tinkerbell.

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