Kate BECKINSALE apparently had to give her daughter’s rabbit to the help (which by the way is a distant mexican cousin of Jesus, my misbehaving client)becuase the rabbit wouldnt stop jerking off.

Actress KATE BECKINSALE was forced to give her daughter’s randy rabbit to the family cleaning lady – because it wouldn’t stop masturbating in its cage.

The PEARL HARBOR star eventually ran out of explanations as to what her daughter LILY’s pet was doing as he pleasured himself and “humped” his food bowl.

She came to the conclusion that the rabbit simply wasn’t comfortable in his surroundings.

Beckinsale says, “I think his own frustrated sexuality just consumed him in a horrid and chilling way.

“I don’t think he liked being in a cage and wouldn’t stop masturbating and humping his food bowl. I was sick of inventing different explanations of what that was.

“Also, he was boring and, other than masturbate, he didn’t do anything.”

Here

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You didn’t think i would forget to post today did you? Well you are an idiot, but I am too, at least that is what my adoptive father used to tell me everyday of my life. I think that is the reason I had low expectations and pretty much gave up on myself. I thank the lord, the real Jesus, everyday for bringing me together with my fat wife. I actually have to thank Yahoo.com, for offering their chat program, without which I would never met my wife, meaning I would never meet my stepdaughters…..

Today’s google image search of the day is for the commonly used DSC001, which is the default naming for certain digital cams, don’t ask me, we already went through this, I am an idiot.

Results can be found here

Top 5 picks:

DSC001 Pyiama Party, Check out his nipples

DSC001 Asian Baby Sucking Things

DSC001 In the right position to take it from the back

DSC001 NAKED ART

DSC001 lekkerbekjes

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Pretty simple to use – Follow these instructions:

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This is merely the second post, of what are sure to be many, regarding Kirsten Dunst’s miraculous wardrobe malfunction.

Previous Kirsten posts: I am – Kirsten Dunst Nip Slip

Pictures after the jump

And now, may I present to you, High Quality.

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I can’t believe this fat bitch has a recording contract. For those of you who don’t remember she was the breasts in titanic and the big firey bush in some other movie. She somehow landed a recording contract and I am telling you – this music is trash. I am really into the mainstream stuff my girls listen to like Good Charlotte. Boys in make-up get me hard. But not as hard as huge cow utter taters….

Kate Winslet Naked Pics

HERE

HERE

HERE

Kate Winslet’s Music Experience of Feces

HERE (watch the video)

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I can’t believe this fat bitch has a recording contract. For those of you who don’t remember she was the breasts in titanic and the big firey bush in some other movie. She somehow landed a recording contract and I am telling you – this music is trash. I am really into the mainstream stuff my girls listen to like Good Charlotte. Boys in make-up get me hard. But not as hard as huge cow utter taters….

Kate Winslet Naked Pics

HERE

HERE

HERE

Kate Winslet’s Music Experience of Feces

HERE (watch the video)

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I was reading, I sometimes do, especially when it comes to big breasted pop stars and their perverted dads. I have dreams of taking my girls to the top then talking about how great their breasts look when they don’t wear bras….I came across this interesting quote on CelebNewswire.com about Jessica Simpson’s Virginity and what Joe Simpson had to do with it…

He made Jessica pledge her virginity until she married, during a ceremony when she was twelve years old.

Joe gave her a promise ring and vowed to be the only man in her life until she was properly wedded off, explaining,

“I’m going to tell you how beautiful you are every day. Even when you make a mistake, you are someone special. And I am going to be that person until the day you find a man to do that in my place.”

Joe was recently quoted saying :

“What better gift to give her husband? Never touched by another man.”

I did the same thing with my girls, only I didn’t enforce they keep their virginity, in fact I told them that no man wants to marry a virgin. I also told them I had to be in the room to supervise, to make sure they were doing it right. I never gave them a promise ring, rings are for pussies. Just so you know men, I learned them girls real good!

The Jessica Simpson Nip Slip is

HERE (could be a fake)

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I was reading, I sometimes do, especially when it comes to big breasted pop stars and their perverted dads. I have dreams of taking my girls to the top then talking about how great their breasts look when they don’t wear bras….I came across this interesting quote on CelebNewswire.com about Jessica Simpson’s Virginity and what Joe Simpson had to do with it…

He made Jessica pledge her virginity until she married, during a ceremony when she was twelve years old.

Joe gave her a promise ring and vowed to be the only man in her life until she was properly wedded off, explaining,

“I’m going to tell you how beautiful you are every day. Even when you make a mistake, you are someone special. And I am going to be that person until the day you find a man to do that in my place.”

Joe was recently quoted saying :

“What better gift to give her husband? Never touched by another man.”

I did the same thing with my girls, only I didn’t enforce they keep their virginity, in fact I told them that no man wants to marry a virgin. I also told them I had to be in the room to supervise, to make sure they were doing it right. I never gave them a promise ring, rings are for pussies. Just so you know men, I learned them girls real good!

The Jessica Simpson Nip Slip is

HERE (could be a fake)

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I came across the site, and it made me laugh, or at least it would have if I knew how. My years of let down have raped me of the happy emotion, but if I were you I would laugh, because this list of pictures is for a group of jock girls.

There are pics of them at the gym

Here

There are pics of them at their dance off

Here

There are pics of them simulating ORAL

Here

There are pics of them dressed like whores

Here

There are some weird Lesbian Pic in Boats

Here

There are pics of them in their UNDIES

Here

The whole directory is Here

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In this movie, there is a scene where the woman gives the dude a 5 second handjob. In case you didn’t know I love handjobs, they are so innocent, and it’s not considered cheating. I am convinced that you can get any girl, single or taken, to give you hand loving, it’s fully acceptable. I don’t think it constitutes as statutory rape either, I am joking, everything is considered statutory rape, especially when the parents of the 16 year old find out your their stepdad.

I am joking… I never do that..

The handjob clip from all ladies do it is HERE

The movie is called “All Ladies Do It”

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