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Victoria’s Secret Robot Sluts at some Cancer Bullshit of the Day

Here is an inside look at the tough life that is a Victoria’s Secret model after she sells her soul to victoria’s secret Devil in exchange for “making it” in the world of modeling….

The drones who were commanded to attend the event in NYC from mothership who they signed their life away to at risk of having family memebers killed if they don’t comply were Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Lindsay Ellignson and Erin Heatherton….

The nature of the kind of work they are put through when not on a photoshoot like making them face the media and their needs and outrageous requests like “Ladies look up here” is totally appalling…

I never trusted Victoria’s Secret. I’ve got a ton of conspiracies about them…all billion dollar company have secrets… and now I see the inner workings…and I think these work conditions need to be investigated….

Help me free our models!!!! Ideally all over my penis…

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