Don’t tell Christopher Walken…..#Triggered.

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Jane Birkin is Charlotte Gainsbourg’s mother. You may remember Charlotte Gainsbourg has done a lot of NUDE SCENES in movies but her most interesting story is that her dad, French lounge singer that all the hipsters fell in love with, Serge, did a duet with her called Lemon Incest about a dad and daughter’s sexual affair when she was 13 years old. It could have been an early troll, you know upset the media with outrageous claims, but that’s probably the worst fucking troll ever at least when it comes to you, as it should….who makes a song about incest with his 13 year old daughter…the French. That is who.

Anyway, Jane Birkin was hot and since we’re all going to die, we should reflect on the past, at least to get a taste of what faces looked like before all the fillers…

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I don’t know what any of these pictures are from, but I was googling vintage photoshoots the other day to see what the world looked like before plastic surgery, when nude models had to be the hottest of the willing to get nude, and this is a glimpse into that.

No Bolt Ons…No Facetune to make them look like they are AI versions of themselves….no Muppet Face injections…and the whole thing is so hard to wrap my head around.

Vintage nude shoots…here you go….

Natassja Kinski

Valeria Moriconi

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Wendy Richard was a british actress who died in 2009 but she lives on through the various vintage erotica of her in a bra and panties like this photoshoot.

I figure some RIP motherfucker tribute pictures is always a good time thanks to the legacy that lives on forever thanks to the internet.

So girls out there taking your nude selfies remember…the internet never forgets.

This is also for those of you who have been known to dig into only family albums to jerk off to vintage bikini pics of people you pretend you don’t know, but who you are very well aware are your dead granny on her beach vacation.

Jerking off to the dead, some may find it gothic and dark, others a tribute to their memories….to me…even those alive doing these nude shoots have no souls so it’s all the fucking same.

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