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2012

06

Jan

Yoga Fetish Video on Youtube of the Day

You know as a fat fuck there’s part of me that feels I should probably try to stay the fuck alive a few years longer by cutting down on bad foods and increasing my activity level to more than just sitting on the couch and getting up to get another drink multiple times a night…especially when I see pics of these yoga bitches half naked doing yoga moves…it’s like shit would not only help my body and mind…but it’d probably increase my risk of raping girls outside the class…cuz let’s face it…this shit is pornography…especially to the pervert who is so desensitized by porn that everyday flexibility while half clothed is far more erotic than any throat fuck……..watch the video…if it doesn’t inspire you to do yoga…to see this in the flesh…because you know real yoga classes are fat bitches tryng to be this…at least you thought about it for a second and where I’m from that’s pretty much good enough.

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2012

05

Jan

Naked Bitches Snowboarding of the Day

This is amazing…It is a snowboard video where all these implanted bitches who snowboard, I’m talking stripper looking bitches who probably do porn, decided to join their really basic talents into this video…..by getting naked and going riding..

I didn’t know snowboard pussy looked like this…all the girls I know who snowboard and built like school buses and dont have hot stripper impants….and who are willing to get totally naked, I guess it is time to get back to the ski hills and start trolling….but this is probably too good to be true…this doesn’t actually happen…but it did…and here it is before youtube takes it down.

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2011

23

Dec

The Hottest Christmas Lingerie Strip You’ll Ever See of the Day

It’s fucking Christmas and I haven’t gone Christmas shopping cuz I hate everyone….and because I’m broke….I haven’t decorated the house because I’m a fucking Grinch….but Tis the Season for me to get strangers to sit on my lap, but more importantly that I try to fuck, cuz they have eager lonely vaginas and I have no standards….

But nothing says Christmas Spirit than middle aged Russian looking women in some ghetto welfare looking lingerie doing dance routines while their flat asses and gunts try to squeeze their way out of those very same yeast infection causing panties…..you see cuz for bitches with chins like this….yeast infections are the least of their concern….

Merry fucking Christmas….you are all a gift to me…a really horrible fucking gift and too bad there’s only two of you….but as a low life that is easy to please, with no standards, I’ll take what I can get….

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