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Virginia Gardner’s Fat Tits of the Day

There’s a movie that recently enough came out on Amazon called “Beautiful Disaster”. It stars one of the SUITE LIFE OF ZACH AND CODY twins, the one married to hot Hungarian Salami Slicer Barbara Palvin.

The movie is based on some self published young adult novel that hit the best sellers list and made the writer a billionaire in the process. It’s about a reformed poker player and her romance with a tattooed MMA fighter at the college she goes to…the reformed poker player is played by Virginia Gardner and she’s got big tits.

They fuck in the movie, but you don’t really get to see her big tits.

She has been in movies for a while, from Halloween to the Marvel’s Runaways series and through it all she’s probably had the big tits, but for some reason she doesn’t show the big tits off, she’s saving them for the right offer like a porn chick with her ANAL scene.

She’s recently married some dude in a band called The Struts….likely due to the tits…and even at 28, which is borderline expiration date for a chick…the big tits have a chance to keep going viral because based on recent celebrity, even in this woke era of nonsense, the big titty models seem to continue to thrive…in fact the tits are even bigger now than they were in previous generations of a-list celebrity…..

It’s good to know tits still matter.

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Virginia Gardner Got Tits of the Day

Virginia Gardner is a set of 24 year old tits…I’ve never heard of, so I checked out her wikipedia to see her backstory…which is as lame as you’d expect an aspiring actor’s backstory to be…and it involves watching Dakota Fanning dealing with Sean Penn’s autism in I am Sam….a movie about an Autistic man raising a kid…in a how the fuck did that even happen…I guess I’ll have to watch the movie…but when it comes to Sean Penn I am only really interested in his daughter Dylan and being invited to their Hawaiian Beach house…because I need a vacation…from my unemployed life…

That said, since developing an unhealthy obsession with Dakota Fanning this one and her tits, have been in Halloween (the Danny McBride one) and some Marvel shit for the virgin loser nerds into comic shit probably liked cuz of the comic aspect but also cuz of her tits.

The last thing you need to know is that she identifies as a Feminist….like every single person out there..but luckily she made a point of telling us…because how else would we know….based on her shameless use of tits.

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