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W Magazine’s Acting’s Brightest Stars of 2015 of the Day

I don’t know if this is really that interesting to anyone…since it isn’t interesting to me…I figure I’ll post it anyway…because I’ve decided to create a hell existence filled with exposing myself to shit I don’t like…in efforts to remind me why I hate the world….

So W Magazine partnered up with photographer Tim Walker…and they took a bunch of different covers, because I guess that’s how they sell copies…and it featured who they’ve decided are the hottest stars of 2015…even though they’re all the same motherfuckers as the last 4 ywars…it’s like Hollywood needs some new fucking blood already…

The “stars” are:

Amy Adams, Shailene Woodley, Keira Knightley (posing with Benedict Cumberbatch), Reese Witherspoon, Julianne Moore, Elle and Dakota Fanning, Emily Blunt, Emma Stone and who gives a fuck…

The pics however, are pretty cool…I approve…even if the people in the pics are boring…

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So Many Tits in W Magazine March 2014 of the Day

Lara Stone, Rita Ora, Milla Jovovich, Miley Cyrus, Cindy Crawford, Vanessa Hudgens, Miranda Kerr & Ciara….so many tits…Jourdan Dunn, Karlie Kloss, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Isabeli Fontana, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel, Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Lais Ribeiro & Edita Vilkeviciute…so many tits….tits…on tits..on tits…

Now I don’t get excited by any of these things, I don’t care about models, or money, or really anything, but this is just a whole lot of model action that it’s hard to consume and digest…it’s just they shot so many girls in black and white…that it’s almost too much for one magazine to handle…and far too much for one post from an ignorant asshole who appreciates that models aren’t fat but really doesn’t care either way…to comment on…

I guess more is better, good job W Magazine.

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