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2024

07

Jun

X-Tina Got Looking Like a Fuck Doll of the Day

X-Tina Aguilera, who grew into her huge fake tits back when she was in her 30s, decided to starve herself or OZEMPIC herself into that original little body with the bolt on tits the world loved during her pop career…in what was probably the golden age for pop stars at least in this internet generation because those pop stars were the last of that selling CD money making machine and are now packaged as icons…

In being an ICON she’s got a Vegas tour, that she’s dressed in lingerie for, her bolt on tits spilling out, her cameltoe strong…and despite being in her 40s, it’s kind of entertaining if you’re into bimbo blow-up dolls, which for some of you may be all you’ve ever had because real women are scary and REAL DOLLS are expensive….

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2024

30

Apr

X-TINA Promotes Lube in Target of the Day

In one of the weirder social media influencer campaigns, we’ve got X-Tina Aguilera, super star pop star from days gone by, promoting a sex product like LUBE because she’s middle aged and her pussy is dried up, or maybe she just needs it to fit all the large objects she inserts in herself in hoping to feel something in her dead pop star soul…

So the product being a lube is a weird one, but we’re all fucking perverts and into fucking and watching porn as society declines so it’s not all that weird….

But the shoot took place in a Target, that you can assume was the first time Aguilera ever went to a Target and that they are pretending she is shopping at the target, when she’s got people to do that for her….

If anything, they actually LOCKED down the Target to coordinate this campaign to fake her shopping for lube at Target….and that’s some TWILIGHT zone / Black Mirror weirdness…

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2024

08

Mar

X-Tina Aguilera Pretends to Care About Women for Financial Gain of the Day

Here’s Christina Aguilera doing a cash grab for some political agenda bullshit, because nothing says a corporation I want to boycott than one that gets involved in political talking points, instead of just doing their bullshit job of ride share….

So as Lyft pushes some corporate agenda to celebrate Women’s History Month, because International Women’s Day wasn’t enough, or the right to vote wasn’t enough, or the right to work and pay taxes wasn’t enough, or the right to be taken seriously in the home instead of being used as a breeding machine before being killed off and replaced with a younger model wasn’t enough…..

But not just women, they are also celebrating dudes who pretend they are women….or NON BINARIES….

Which as a man you should take serious offense to this…because their being INCLUSIVE by linking women drivers, with women passengers, excluding men who identify as men, because an app should know what I identify as in my psychosis….

I’d be mad, but for those of you who have ever driven with a woman is probably an ideal thing, save the women drivers for the chicks and trannies, I’m more interested in arriving alive….

What a dumb fucking feature….

More importantly, X-Tina Aguilera is a huge money grubbing star, so there’s no way she’s not making 1,000,000 dollars off this “Collab” where she lazily reads a script, not even creating an original song for the money….

Pretending to give a fuck about women, or women’s empowerment, when she reduces women to fuck objects….or did in her early days through her sensationalized fake tits rolling in mud music video…

More importantly, that 1,000,000 dollar spend on Aguilera, could have been contributed to actual women in need, rather than some woman with too much money…

So fuck LYFT and their virtue signalling bullshit, this is offensive….mainly because Aguilera isn’t empowering herself with her tits out…as she does this cash grab political posturing…

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2024

22

Feb

X-Tina in Some Fuck Me Boots of the Day

Christina Aguilera may be another one of these old timers trying to make that comeback because she sees how easy it is for a pile of shit like Taylor Swift to make a billion dollars with no talent, just some relatable to retard lyrics about love and a mid-ranged look that made her feel like the middle of the road girl she really is, amplifying the relatable.

So she’s pulled off some serious weightloss, is doing a Vegas show to dip a toe back into performing and despite being 45, still looks hot to me….I figure the years of rest and doing nothing has allowed her to preserve coupled with botox and other non-invasive things these people do to look like botched porn chicks who carry all that porn damage on their shoulders…

I’m a fan of X-Tina, I think pop culture should have evolved a little more than it has, I mean it’s always the same old guard the last 20 years, the new blood just doesn’t penetrate on the same level, even though they grew up on porn and penetrate on other levels…

Point of the story, we need new icons, but at least this old one is still worth cumming on her glasses.

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