X-Tina Aguilera has come back from Fat Camp, where she’s spent the last 15 years getting fatter and fatter before realizing that she could just take Ozempic and get back into fighting form….
In her case fighting form is looking like a weathered street hooker with some 90s fake tits that are about to explode because the plastic technology wasn’t that great back then and they didn’t plan for this kind of longevity. It was new tech, they did their best, but they couldn’t be sure what the long term effects would be.
Her hard and overly smooth face is disturbing since she’s 45….but I can get through it because weathered hookers who are starving is hot to me, since it’s usually the affordable one.
In X-Tina’s case, she’s high profile pop star diva and unaffordable, but still trashy, so that works as a concept even if you can’t pay 50 dollars to have it suck your dick…
She also dropped some merch, where she really got to show off her breast implants in tight pants thanks to Ozempic…
The shirt has a titty/nipple design which is weird….but I’m into tits and girls wearing titty tops with drawings of tits, or cut outs to the tits, since I’m into tits.
It’s all pretty creepy, but I guess in a good way because it’s in a still fuckable way, but it’s X-Tina, she’d be fuckable at all stages of life AND death…I mean the right fan would fuck her cremated ashes if given the chance…X-Tina Aguilera – Always Fuckable…
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