The highlight of my night…wasn’t getting drunk and eating burgers at 4 am with 3 20 year old models with huge tits I met on tinder….you know babes who wanted me to eat their burgers while they ate each other’s burgers and by burgers I mean burgers..not the vagina kind…but the burger kind…perverts.. The highlight […]

I decided to test out the good looking girl at the dog park…you know to see if she was worthy of me masturbating to her hot, legging wearing ass…..because as a fat, homeless, impotent man…that’s the best I can do… So while in typical dogs sniffing each other’s asses, as I look into her eyes, […]

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Every time I leave my house, I realize why my site is obsolete. Everyday, regular girls at the Starbucks, or grocery store, or walking down the street are dressed hotter, look hotter and are hotter than any of these idiots who happen to be on TV shows no one watches, or in movies no one […]

Social media’s gone nuts… Facebook is launching a diskike button…after years of being asked to launch a dislike button…only to realize it will create wars and we like wars…while being programmed by some computer programmer who learned how to control humans…. Snapchat released animated emoji’s that a bunch of idiots have sent me, doing the […]

The only thing I hate about sex is the person I am having sex with…. Have you ever wanted to feel the love someone feels when they kill someone in a crime of passion, that’s intense love… I just want to kill my fat wife, so that I can be left the fuck alone….Not because […]

It is funny how ridiculous these billion dollar social media platforms work…by making people think they need these social media platforms to be relevant, it’s like preying on their insecurities, making them work hard for you, to make you money…while all they do is just waste time on your stupid platform…that you probably laugh about…at […]

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Is incest worse when it is between two male relatives, or if it is heterosexual….or is it just always the same level of “incest is always bad”…unless you’re cousins and she has big tits and you’re on summer vacation as a family…and there aren’t that many options out there…and the fact that you may get […]