Tis the fucking season to get girls to sit on your lap….virtually….since you can’t actually get women to sit on your lap in person…it’s illegal…like Footlosse dancing is banned…where’s Kevin Bacon to dance his way back into our hearts and save the CHRISTMAS spirit….I am like all the Corporations and when Halloween ends CHRISTMAS begins, […]

The more I stream bullshit TV and movies the dumber and dumber I get….the way they wanted when they created TV….but it’s better than social media…because I’d rather be brain washed by produced movies and tv with high budgets – the old fashioned way, It is better than be annoyed by social media idiots spewing […]

So as it turns out, asking a random girl on the street who is giving you a dirty look about not wearing a mask, because she’s got good reason to think you’re an asshole for not wearing a mask, whether masks are effective or not, they aren’t that big of a deal, but as it […]

It’s your USA FOURTH OF JULY EVERYBODY GET COVID weekend of broken dreams, fireworks deaths, and political backyard wrestling matches….enjoy it while I stare at the wall, drink Maple Syrup, fuck a Moose Pissed Soaked Diaper while looking at girls who post their nudes online to bait you to their only fans but crop out […]

because sometimes a drunk girl would help Thank god Johnson & Johnson is cancelling skin whitening cream after marketing it to dark skinned people for fucking ever making hundreds of millions off dollars off it, because it was seen as ok, but now…let’s pretend to be woke. Like racist breakfast brands of pancakes that even […]

So I was having sex with a woman who was born during the first pandemic of 1920 and she said that this quarantine hasn’t got shit on that quarantine, and you are all just a bunch of spoiled babies…..I mean she wasn’t technically born in 1920…but her cunt smelled like it so if I was […]

Getting the Coronavirus from Tom Hanks would be like getting AIDS from being raped by Charlie Sheen when you were a kid, you kinda can’t get mad at it…it’s like a personalized autograph, but anyone can get a personalized autograph… People saying shit like “Tom Hanks is the guy who should play the guy with […]

I am digging deeper into posting nudes / self produced porn to the internet for money, for clout, for likes, is a mental disorder…and I’m more and more into this mental disorder…it’s the most interesting thing to happen to the internet since fake news…not that getting naked on the internet is a new thing…but now […]

I remember when dudes would get beat up for wearing a pink shirt. Called Fags even if they were just fashion forward. Those were good times. Then there was getting beach up if your jeans were too tight. Called fags for having tight pants on…or long hair…like some kind of chick. Those were good times. […]