There’s is magical thing that happens when you hang out with low level porn girls…called Chlamydia…that really isn’t magical at all…especially when in your throat…but that goes away with meds…Science that is better than the Kate Upton Ice Bucket challenge…that as bad as it is, the good news is Kate Upton didn’t think it was […]

I just spent my afternoon with half naked girls doing amazing things…and I may or may not have fallen in love twice…too bad they didn’t notice me watching from the fire escape…. Here’s a little Miley with Rappers Playing with Gum…. Here are some links… Lady Gaga’s See Through Dress is Offensive GO Girls Showing […]

It is the long weekend – I don’t see why any of you assholes are on the computer. You should be out there taking advantage of drunk girls getting ready for the summer…..even if you don’t talk to girls, and even if the weather is shitty and no one likes you, you can at least […]

In response to the GLAAD people – I got the single most amazing email from a reader…. Dear Jesus –   I am an HIV Poz Gay Male – but more importantly, I am a Big Fan of your website and sometimes the stuff that yo write is the only thing that gets me through […]

My life is complicated, like that Avril Lavigne song only way less commercially successful, but much more charming. That’s what I like to believe. I’ve spent the last 3 hours trying to seduce girls promising them fame, unfortunately none of them have ever heard of me or my site. I guess none of that is […]

I am not a racist!!! This email proves it…. Hey Drunken Stepfather. I really like your blog. I’ve been reading it regularly for like a year or something. So I remember when you were posting about how people were emailing you saying that you are racist against black people. But I’m black and I never […]