In a world where nothing actually matters as long as you don’t have an ego, and think what you do matters, even though we all die and are relatively insignificant, even if we’ve made epic music, movies, apps, advances in science…the core of everything we do is just distracting us until we ultimately die the […]

I’ve been trying to find girls on TINDER to eat my ass and all I get back is girls that tell me they are depressed or sad – or any of the things that getting drunk fixes, but probably makes worse, but for a temporary period fixes…because last night and maybe it is where I […]

It’s the election – everything people care about…and I am drunk…but TRUMP may win? Donald trump is a social media – viral sensation where he used reality tv and tabloid to become famous enough to have a massive audience on social Media and use the free vehicle that is facebook or Twitter to communicate directly […]

The best thing about living in a frozen hell, is that I don’t leave my house and get distracted by hundreds of girls in bikinis, or shrt shorts, or shirts that show off their tits, because if I did I wouldn’t be able to accomplish anything, I would just sit on a bench and stare […]

Working on the internet has obviously made me an intolerable person in your store, or restaurant, or coffee shop, when I talk to people like I am tweeting or facebook messaging them, because now that I am in facebook jail I am forced to go to interract with humans….today I said “that looks like something […]

For as long as I can remember, I’m talking since I was 12 or 13, I’ve asked girls if they masturbate, if they have bush, how they masturbate and what they masturbate to… Once things get lubricated and warmed up and our friendship is trustworthy, I ask what the weirdest thing they’ve masturbated to…the thing […]

Apparently, “you want me to punch you in the face while fisting you?” is a terrible pick up line… Especially at a church luncheon… Do those even exist? I wrote 25 posts today that no one will read, that are not rewarding, that weren’t thought out or planned…I am going to go kill myself through […]

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Feb 10, 2015 at 2:50pm PST I know it isn’t morning, but when you’re an alcoholic who sleeps all day, when not at celebrity events with Taylor Swift and Hozier….Katy Perry and Diplo…Ed Sheeran and Sam Smith…and god knows who the fuck else, open bar has a tendency […]