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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day

Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day

Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day

Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2012

Feb

Kim Kardashian Sloppy in a Bikini Posing Poolside of the Day

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Kim Kardashian was in Miami and she wasn’t too shy about her chubby sloppy body to get in a bikini because I guess the paparazzi promised her they would photoshop her hot, you know erase a few dozen pounds, and showcase her big old fucking tits in ways that work well with her marketing of herself….and she even decided to show a little fat as fuck ass….something she never used to do….I mean other than when fucking on camera because I guess she’s starving for attention hard and sees the end is near….it’s a dark day being Kim K…but not as dark a day as it is for the poor tourist trying to get a tan next to this bitch who’s sheer size is blocking out the fucking sun….

I still think she’s an overrated devil piece of shit whore who peaked the minute she tried to copy Paris Hilton and released FOOTAGE OF HER FUCKING AND SUCKING A BLACK DUDE as part of a global strategy her mom had lined up for her, whoring herself and pretty much humiliating herself by making a mockery of herself, selling her soul to the devil for personal gain, and laying the groundwork of her ultimate failure and demise….The end is fucking near…thank god….and here she is crying for attention…but unfortunately…that bikini cry for attention works well with me…I dig it no matter who is taking part in it…

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2012

Feb

Jessiann Gravel Beland for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

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She’s a Canadian model who I have never had sit on my face or even finger bang when passed out in the back of the maple syrup van on the way to the igloo….because I haven’t met her….I haven’t even heard of her before today…which is so weird since everyone in Canada are friends…in what makes for a life like living in a kid’s show….only with a few less pedophiles..But I have seen her naked in this photoshoot and she’s fucking awesome…I should make her my wife before she gets all famous and hasn’t got the time of day for me…which I think may have already happened…but I’m too sensitive to look…I don’t think my fragile soul can take more rejection especially not for a bitch making heart gang sings over heart painted nipples….

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2012

Feb

Ramona Singer in her Bikini of the Day

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Ramona Singer is some Real Housewife of who the fuck cares….that we just want to board a plane with the rest of the Real Housewives of it doesn’t matter just make sure those cunts are on the plane so tha we can crash the fucking thing in the ocean….Meaning they are the worst concept for a show I can think of, you know rich tacky twats complaining about nonsense problems that aren’t real problems…while the poor trash of the world watch…It’s fucking twised if you really think about it…but not nearly as twisted as looking at her bikini body….

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2012

Feb

Gisele is In a Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

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Here are some rumored pics of hard ass, possible hermaphrodite, maybe even tranny because all the facts aim in that direction, Gisele on the beach in a bikini in Costa Rica….cuz she lives a very hard life…..you know managing her 20,000 square foot home is a full time job in itself….and what it comes down to is that there is nothing like a fired lingerie model getting half naked in a bikini for free because no one is paying her for it but she is still doesn’t want to lose her skills and needs to practice…to remind you that your life is pathetic…and her ass is hard.

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2012

Feb

Kelly Brook Ridiculous Cleavage of the Day

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Kelly Brook is everywhere…at least EVERYWHERE ON THIS SITE …I’ve been posting on her like a mad person…and I don’t even know why…I think I like the fact that she’s some bottom feeding slut who spent a decade getting topless to finally become as famous as she is today…or if it is because she had an intentional miscarriage to keep living out her dream into her 40s…or maybe it is cuz I know what her vagina looks like as it sticks its tongue out at me…but it is probably cuz she’s got rocking tits that she brought out to some London Fashion bullshit…..

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2012

Feb

Edita Vilkeviciute Naked and Wet Photoshoot of the Day

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The photographer’s name is Steven Lyon and I am convinced I have posted these pics before…but I’m too lazy to look back in my archives…and apparently so are some of you…cuz everyday I get nasty emails saying “post this” or “Post that” of shit I already posted…hurting my feelings making me wonder why I even bother…and I guess these pics of Edita are making me do that very same thing to myself…I’m so self-abusive and self destructive….

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2012

Feb

Sara Chafek is Miss Finland and She’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Miss Finland's Amazing Bikini Body by splashnews

Sara Chafek is Miss Finland…who according to this paparazzi hired reporter was a runner up but took over the title because I guess the other Miss Finland got hit by a bus mysteriously, or maybe just died of eating disorders, or even gave it up because it was her mom’s dream and she just wanted to date a rock and roller in a death metal band…..or it could have been suicide…nude scandals…so many questions about the other Miss Finland…all while set to this video of this Miss Finland who is rocking a body that makes me wish I could travel the world tasting the international pussy….someone needs to make a travel channel show about that….

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2012

Feb

Noelia Rios Topless Photoshoot with Her Brother of the Day

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Here’s a pretty twisted publicity stunt that hit last week…but that I only heard about today because I’m not up to fucking speed on my obscure big brother contestants from around the world….but the rumor is this is some bitch named Noelia Rios with some big fake tits, who was a Big Brother Argentina contestant……and who is now making erotica with her brother…because brother’s are the theme behind her fame…and because things are done different in hispanic communities…they are a passionate people….

Here’s a recent video of a father taking his son to a disgusting whore to lose his virginity…possibly turning him off women for life….

But that”s probably better psychologically than being forced to fuck your sister for the sake of getting media attention, and that’s coming from me, who thinks fucking your sister is convenient until she gets pregnant or falls in love cuz you can’t hide when your room is next to hers…and all those family dinners and shit….it’s just messy…..

And here are those weird pics….possibly criminal….definitely disturbing if this is actually her brother….pics….of a family that’s one step too close to each other…

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2012

Feb

Renee Graziano from Mob Wives in Some Disturbing Bikini Pics of the Day

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Sometimes the real crime is not covering up her husband’s drug ring, or pretending it doesn’t exist….but instead getting into a fucking bikini….I mean I think it is safe to say why dude would be out having an affair with strippers and whores and coke loving 25 year olds, when the mother of his kids grew into this after the good life he gave her….but I guess despite her rectangular body…most of you would be happy to get your hands on her tits cuz as Katy Perry proves time and time again…you can’t see past the tits….

I wonder if this post is gonna get me killed…maybe announcing to the world that your husband is in the mob should get her killed….maybe after seeing thee staged pics…I’ll just kill myself…cuz there are things you can’t unsee…this being one of them…

More disturbing than any mob hit…even when they have to dig up the body 2 years later cuz a development is going up…I saw goodfellas I know how these things work…

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2012

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My house is either haunted or I was having flashbacks from NAM….or maybe I just drank too much watching The Voice not because I like The Voice…but because my neighbor with free booze does…but luckily I find pleasure in seeing X-Tina clap at some dude when he said he was a sandwich maker….and cum herself when calling CeeLo Green buttery…..either way it lead to nightmares and being convinced someone broke in and that I was going to be murdered last night cuz I’m not well liked…

However The girl who made this video and wants it to go viral so help it go viral by watching it on repeat said if she hits 100,000 views, she’s gonna give me vagina shots….they never end up following through…but I’ll take my chances….of getting rejected…since I’m used to it…

Here’s some morning links…

Ahhh Trampoline Fail
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A Little Harley White is Fine By Me
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Brittney vs. Arianny: The Ultimate Sexy Pic Fight
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Free Cam Shows, From Me to You
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Impressive BMX Skills Make Me Wish I Wasn’t a Fat Ass With No Coordination
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The 25 Most Annoying “Survivor” Contestants
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A Belated President’s Day Present
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These Sluts Are Drinking Each Others Squirt – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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