While Scarlett Johannson’s ex husband was fucking Blake Lively, she was on set of some movie called ‘Under The Skin’, in which she plays an alien sexual predator….sounds like a pretty good career move, even if I think her hype is totally overrated and her hotness is more a dumpiness that bores me, especially when it leaks nude pics and gets the FBI involved, like some kind of evil Indian giver who doesn’t think we deserve to see her large breast, because she’s not a common whore like Blake Lively or some shit…

Who knows….I’m posting the street walking pics anyway….

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I generally enjoy watching women parenting when it looks like this….all bent over and pre-occupied with child….unaware that men are looking down her shirt…unless she’s doing it on purpose…which is even better…cuz having kids make women feel unsexy and thus become slutty….in efforts to reclaim the male attention they once had before all the baggage and damaged goods….even if we’d all still fuck her no matter how stretched out her stomach/vagina is….if you know what I mean….

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Hooker with fake tits turned publicity stunt, who lied to the media about being 16, when clearly she’s in her mid-30s, and I know this because I’ve fucked 16 year olds, and even the slutty one don’t have haggard hands like this, it’s a lie people, she’s not a child bride, she’s just someone trying to get famous, likely a hooker…

She went to the Pumpkin Patch every ceelebrity seeking attention from paparazzi go this time of year, cuz the paparazzi camp out at this shit, and bitch decided to post like the stripper whore she is, in front of kids, flashing pany and nipples, until getting kicked out….cuz this behavior is all she knows…

I just don’t get why she hasn’t done a sex tape yet….but more importantly, I can’t believe the media still refer to her as a child bride, when she’s old enough looking to be our fucking moms.

Who cares. I mean other than me….cuz I love whores and this kind of stunt inspires….not to mention her whore body is tight….enjoy…

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The nice thing about Shauna Sand is that she doesn’t need a Halloween costume…since everyday is Halloween to her….She’s consistently bringing the slutty clown with skimpy tight clothes, a boytoy sidekick, stupid fake tits, and hilariously funny make-up….seriously, people need to get her work in horror whore movies.

The other nice thing about Shauna Sand is that once you get her naked, her vagina is a little meaty monster with a meaty mind of its own…scary yet amazing….the shit gynecological students could use for some hands on experience in weird pussy…

That said, can’t ever hate a bitch working the media with her gross vagina and stupid tits to get noticed…she brings sex tapes and any bitch willing to fuck on camera for money cuz they are too lazy or stupid for other options is a bitch for me….

I LOVED HER SEX TAPE FOR ITS ENTERTAINMENT VALUE AND SHOCKING GENITALS , and I’m disappointed she strapped that pussy up in panties for this publicity stunt, but my fascination with her vagina makes it impossible for me to not want to slip that shit to the side, like a little kid with a forget and an outlet…if you know what I mean…

Here are the pics staged for the paparazzi…all amazing….mainly cuz I know she’s a mom of girls…meaning this legacy will live on for generations to come….as I cum….knotty.

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Here is todays’ Youtube Fetish erotica that isn’t erotica but that I assume people have jerked off to because people are weird.

It’s some Girls Getting Branded action….

No one cares about these stepLISTS I’ve been doing.

That hurts me at my core.

Some Chick’s Ass Gets Branded…..with a Heart……in Bikini Underwear…..

This is Likely Illegal To Watch

Not So ERotic Branding

Scary Bitch Getting Branded the weird Hippie Way

Apparently this is a Bitch Getting Branded

Some Chick’s Neck get’s a Lighter Brand

I’m Gonna Assume this is a Chick….Despite the Men’s Underwear….cuz Their’s Long Hair and they Call It Angle…

Some Chick’s Uppber Back Gets Branded

This isn’t hot – but it’s so white trash it’s worth watching

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Got drunk alone. Realized my shit is getting stale both figuratively and literally, making you quite lucky I don’t do those poop of the day type posts here to share our most intimate moments that shouldn’t be shared.

This weekend did not involve sex or party.

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Jessica Simpson’s not just fat anymore…now she’s got a socially acceptable excuse…even though fetus growing inside a bitch is far more sick than bitch having a food addiction…I mean except for the condomless internal cumshot and the milk filled titties part….

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Someone sent in this picture that I thought was perfect for Halloween….it is of two kids being posed with an either dead or near dead old man….that their mom…or family friend decided to put up on the internet with the caption

Two cute boys with great grandpa one last time

What the fuck? Do people not have a filter or the ability to decipher what is and isn’t facebook appropriate….seriously…this is more offensive than a fat bitch shoving cured meat in her cunt, yet it gets to live on facebook, while the fat bitch gets censored….not to mention whether this is child abuse or not….but I know it’s definitely not right…

The world is full of insanity….and I guess that is what makes it so funny…

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