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2011

21

Oct

Kristen Steward in a Shitty Bikini for GQ UK of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck is happening to me. For the longest time I hated on Kristen Stewart , I called her out for being inbred trash with no talent…who was only cast in Twilight because she was accessible and ugly enough for teen girls to relate to without putting too much pressure on her…I laughed about her white trash dad fucking her….I just didn’t find her hot…and I still don’t find her hot….but seeing her in a SEE THRU BIKINI …..and after seeing her act like a gutter teen hooker for the guy from Sopranos ….I realized she didn’t offend me as much as she thought she did…either my bitterness has gone soft…or I don’t care to hate…or maybe I’m just into fucking anything with a pussy…even if it is ugly by hollywood standards yet rich thanks to Hollywood…I guess we’ll save these questions for the therapist they assign me when I finally get institutionalized…

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2011

21

Oct

Niclola Roberts in a Latex Skirt for Ponystep of the Day

Her name is Nicola Roberts. She’s some up and comer solo pop star in the UK who has been around the UK popstar scene a little while….she was in a band called Girls Aloud and a few years ago she was pretended to be a lesbian with her more famous, now in Rehab bandmate Sarah Harding for the paparazzi….

Now she’s in some hipster looking fashion mag called Ponystep….wearing a latex or PVC or whatever skirt that is hot in the fetish circles cuz people like the tightness as much as they like the ease of cleaning after watching the sperm drip off the shit…perverted….for fashion…and I’m digging it…even if her music likely sucks and she’s not all that hot…it happens.

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2011

21

Oct

Lindsay Ellingson’s Lingerie Catalog Pictures of the Day

You know how it is…these lingerie pictures are fucking repetitive and all kind of look the fucking same…like they just post all these bitches the same over and over again…but they are lingerie pictures and by default that means they can never get boring…even if it would be more fun if they got slutty, more creative, and stopped airbrushing out their fucking nipples….

I know we’ve all jerked off to lingerie catalog shots at least once….and I know lingerie pics have made lots of people rich….so they are still relevant…whether I find them dull or not…cuz let’s face it they’re still lingerie pics…

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2011

21

Oct

Elizabeth Hurley in a Tight Pink Dress of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley consistently endorses Breast Cancer events….partially because she’s probably a good person, but more likely, because she wants to conserve her tits, since she’s at that age, and without these natural beauties that got her this far, she probably wouldn’t know what to do with herself, or maybe it’s just to make breast cancer survivors jealous in a catty “I’m better than you” kind of way….

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2011

21

Oct

Kim Kardashian Thickness of the Day

KIM KARDASHIAN IS A FUCKING PORNSTAR …..

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian porn trash who tricked the world in one must be one of the best PR spins of all time….in some tight pants showing off her thickness….that I find disgusting because it stems from laziness and because she represents all that is wrong with the world….living in excess, self involved, materialistic, media lies….

When really all she ever was a rich kid with a trust fund and a dead dad who let black dudes piss on her…

Apparently, it is her birthday….and since she helps finance the site, I figure I should acknowledge the chubby lie that she is…cuz I got nothing better to do…

To See 5 Minutes of her Sex Tape Follow THis Link

To Buy Her SEX TAPE ON DVD FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2011

21

Oct

AnnaLynne McCord in a Tight Black Dress of the Day

Annalynne McCord is attending some event with her relatively hard, very useless, hardly relevant, but somehow invited to shitty Hollywood Events, because she fucked her way onto the worst show on TV, the kind of show that shouldn’t fucking exist, but does despite all logic….A celebrity I expect to fade out, and while fades and her eagerness to keep what she already built, will come the nudity and sex tapes that she should already have, but doesn’t, because things haven’t got that bleak for her yet…but if my confidence in her talent is accurate, and my amazement she’s made it this far is right and a common feeling to the 2 percent of the population who knows who she is….then it is safe to say it is coming….

Here’s her ass in a black dress.

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2011

21

Oct

Mena Suvari Streetwalker of the Day

Mena Suvari has always been some weird looking, alien looking, awkward imbred looking, actor from American Pie who I never understood why she was the love interest, because lets face, she’s the kind of girl you fuck with your eyes closed….but for some reason, I’m drawn to these pics of her street walking that I assume is because she isn’t fat….

I do prefer her WHEN SHE’S TOPLESS IN MOVIES LIKE GARDEN OF EDEN even though it’s not that great…but trust me, it is better than this…

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2011

21

Oct

Rihanna Concert Picture of the Day

Rihanna always wears the same slutty costume when she performs and that annoys me. You know she can afford to have them in different colors to not make me feel like she’s always putting on the same show. I get the whole consistency thing, because she’s a robot who needs to give everyone the same visual experience, but shit, it makes posting her pictures like a horrible fucking repeat…it bores the fuck out of me but yet I’m still compelled to do it…maybe it is cuz it reminds me of the poor strippers who only have on outfit….or maybe it’s tapping into my dirty panty fetish…I’ve put too much thought into this…

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2011

21

Oct

Hilary Duff Dumpy Pants of the Day

I am all about the Hilary Duff Pregnancy Watch which is weird cuz I never cared for Hilary Duff and I sure as hell never cared for pregnant chicks, if anything they just gross me out with their alien fetuses growing inside their uterus, but for some reason she turns me on…

Maybe it’s her IRRESPONSIBLE, DANGEROUS LIVING WHILE PREGNANT

Maybe it’s her PREGNANT ASS ….

Maybe it just doesn’t matter, she’s filled up nicely thanks to unproducted sex and letting dudes cum in her. For the win.

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2011

21

Oct

Top Girls in the Kitchen Half Naked Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I do these youtube fetish videos posts, because I know people use youtube to jerk off and that makes me mad, cuz my site is the one banned in offices and schools as porn, even though no one jerks off to it, making life unfair, corpoorations always win, Occupy Walstreet, support the mom and pop smut site

Today’s fetish – girls in the kitchen acting slutty – even if the kitchen is where you think women belong – sexist.

Immigrant chicks cook half naked…

It’s an Outdoor Kitchen – But a Kitchen None The Less – Don’t Discriminate

Weird Thanksgiving Bikini Cooking Show…

Making Spaghetti

Some Big Tits Cooking

Girl Seducing at the BBQ

Sloppy Bitch in a Bikini Top….

After you cook – you need to clean…

After you clean – You dance…

After you Dance – You Invite Friends to Join

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