2005
28
Feb
The Videos of the day come from a variety of places. Places we love, places we hate, and places we have tried to forget about after the night we were raped there. I guess rape is never funny, even when you are raping a clown. I know that’s a stupid joke, but I guess I felt the need to address the issue….
Drunk Anna Nicole Smith….(old)
Michael Jackson “Thriller” I don’t know what the hell this is….
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2005
28
Feb
There comes a time in everyone’s life where they are at a loss for words. This is the case for me after reading the following post in DollForum.com. I couldn’t believe what this guy had to say and I like to think that I am well versed in the art of perversion, but this was completely unexpected. Read the entry – Pics after the jump, notice his ridiculously large doll collection. Some people are freaks, others are creeps. The scariest thing is that this guy could be your neighbor, or even your kid’s swimming instructor. Enjoy.
I was in the “violence toward women” section of Blockbuster Video which has a window that looks out across the mall to the Sears store where I noticed a female mannequin on a table being examined by a male doctor mannequin. I had to see this up close.
Cool! A portable Craftsman® Gynecological Exam Table for do-it-yourself folks.It has been said that you are not really a woman until you have been humiliated on one of these devices and I know Angel wants to be a real woman so I had to get it for her. Only a medical doctor has the training to properly humiliate a woman on this table by refrigerating the speculum, room temperature set to 60 degrees F, and notifying the window washers to be on their platform outside the window.
Angel loves being examined before playtime and this table makes sex with a doll a real joy and cleaning is easy.
I love Craftsman® Tools.
Pics After the Jump…I seriously wonder what he was thinking when he was taking these….
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2005
28
Feb
Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad
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2005
27
Feb
Not a girl, not yet a woman, this pre-op drag queen knows how to rock the cock and the mic. Her humble roots at a gay bath house, sleeping with “straight men” who would ask her to dress like a woman so that they didn’t have to come to terms with their homosexuality inspired her to perform. She sings about how she may not have tits and she may have a dick, but baby, you’ll still want to fuck her. Tranie Tronic is on a mission and these are the videos for you to get down to. Reminds me of the time my uncle dressed me up like a woman, to get me across the border. The problem was, he wouldn’t let me take my dress off.
Bonus Picture Slideshow
Picture SlideShow
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2005
27
Feb
This motherfucker has a boner for Matthew Good. He comes to my site to fucking bitch me out about dissin’ his shitty sexual fantasy,canadian useless musician, Matthew Good. This motherfucker is trying to get into Matthew Good’s pants by working the wife by being one of her blog friends. I fucking hate bloggers. I hate how useless people in society band together, and think they have a voice, because equally pathetic people are reading their fucking garbage. I don’t appreciate anyone who writes poetry. I don’t like anyone who thinks acting pretentious and sounding smart is cool. I don’t want those kind of people coming here, because they take things too fuck seriously. They think their life is so important and deep, and it depresses me.
I especially don’t need some closet case who hates himself, has never found love, has no self esteem and who lacks enough common sense to understand the humor of this site, coming here harassing me. I don’t like harassment.
He assumes all of you are retarded or 14 year olds who are jerking off to pictures of Lisa Loeb in a thong, meanwhile, this cunt found the site looking for John Cusack in his wet underwear pictures. I know only 80 percent of you are retards, and by retard I mean downs syndrome and cerebral palsy, and I will push you around in your wheelchair anytime.
I also don’t appreciate people with overbearing parents who can’t accept the fact that they like the cock. Or people who drove their own father to an early grave for having a useless cunt of a son. Or people who have crushes on musicians and try to meet their crushes by flirting with the wife of their crush on the internet.
I did a post on Jenny Good, cuz she is hot and I want to see her naked. I didn’t do it to get some loyal suicidal cunt fan of a shitty canadian artist dissing me or my people.
Here’s his myspace profile:
About me:
I am as confused and complex as there is…moody, hmm, maybe…though, at the risk of sounding pretentious, i prefer an adjective more complicated…i don’t want to categorized so easily, that would be death…and breathing and I get along just fine…Who I’d like to meet:
Matthew Good
Here’s his poem:
You’re sitting next to me
The leaves are on the ground
My heart is in your hands
The ticking of the clock
The siren on the street
My heart is in your handsBut all I ever wanted
All I ever really needed
Was just for you to hear me
Just for you to really know me
All I wanted was you to hear me
And all I needed was you to know meMiles and miles of smiles
Promising the world
It’s getting dark down here
We could use a little help
We could use a little spark
Its getting dark down hereBut all I ever wanted
All I ever really needed
Was just for you to hear me
Just for you to really know me
All I wanted was you to hear me
And all I needed was you to know meYou’re sitting next to me
The leaves are on the ground
My heart is in your hands…
Now everyone, laugh at the expense of this fool. But realize I am not the prick here, he drove me to do this by attacking me and what I do, I am nothing but love for the world. I don’t like fights. It’s just a cry for attention from a boy who’s father never gave him enough love. Oh, and he was in the army and he served your country in Iraq and this poofter only joined the army to watch the men in the shower before he was discharged for trying to give one of his general’s a blowjob.
Oh and… I just made you famous, bitch.
2005
26
Feb
Some of the favorite posts of the week. Just in Case you missed them. If you liked another post link to it in the comments.
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2005
26
Feb
Here are a few videos, if you have any interesting clips send them in. We have no problem making you famous.
Porn Star – Does Not Like it Rough
Locker Room Hidden Cam – Probably Illegal
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2005
25
Feb
Today I woke up and had the craziest dream about my ex. You know the ones that you could swear actually happened. Yup one of those. Where you wake up sweating cuz you just saw your ex fuck his brains out with some small cute European girl. I think that you can go insane this way. I really do.
I was thinking that post coitus would have helped me on my way upward and onward past this feeling of complete rejection. However, last weekend’s fiasco and his prepubescent body only made me realize more that I still care about that lying sack of shit. That goatfucker that is prancing around Middle America with some gross blond clubby girl with fake nails and bad eye makeup. With her round breasts bursting from her $18.99 club outfit, ordering Tom Collins, “cuz the color looks great under the bar lights” It is truly not fair. Whereas, I end up eating a Philly Cheese Steak sandwich with some guy. Maybe boy. Who redefines the word megalomaniac. And his breath could have literally burnt a hole through the bar table.
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2005
25
Feb
The urethra has always been a place of interest for men everywhere. It is the hole from which they pee. Men have an inclination to enjoy sticking things in holes, and the fact that they come with their very own hole in their penis, it is inevitable that weird people everywhere do a little insertion every now and then. I have never taken it upon myself to stick anything in my pee hole, but I was once part of a science experiment. I needed money, and they were looking for subjects. It was one of the best times of my life……
Sensory thresholds in the male urethra measured by electrical stimulation.
Brekkan E, Flink R, Wallin G.Department of Urology, University Hospital, Uppsala, Sweden.
The sensory pathways innervating the male urethra were investigated by recording the sensory thresholds with electrical stimulation. Twenty-six male subjects (age 16 to 73 years) were included in the study. Ring-electrodes mounted on a Foley catheter were used for stimulation in proximal and distal urethra. Square wave pulses (duration 0.5 ms) were delivered with a constant current stimulator at different frequencies and the lowest intensity felt by the subject was defined as the threshold. The sensory thresholds were in the order of 0.5 to 5 mA and decreased with increasing stimulation frequency. All patients described a qualitative difference in the experienced sensation when comparing proximal and distal urethral stimulation. The reason for this is discussed. The possible use of this method as an adjunct to the urodynamic investigation in diagnosing neurogenic lesions is proposed.
PMID: 3201172 [PubMed – indexed for MEDLINE]
Urethra Masturbation Stories – After the Jump
These are from some masturbation site, where people felt the need to describe their urethral masturbation techniques…pretty funny….
Nail it (warning: this is very dangerous and not recommended)
I take a small nail and insert it into my penis through my pee hole and gently push it in until I can feel it deep inside me. The deeper it goes, the closer I get to an orgasm, until the sensation of the nail inside my penis eventually initiates an ejaculation.
Stick it where? (Note: this is dangerous and not recommended)
I like to stick something up my dick . This may sound weird , but it truly adds to the sensation of jerking off. I usually use a thermometer (the small ones), plus you will immediately know if you are running a fever !
Pine needle (Note: this is dangerous and not recommended)
During truth or dare last month I was dared to stick a pine needle into my dick and pump it in and out. At first I thought it would hurt but after only a few minutes I had the biggest orgasm of my life.
Piss hole poking
I like to slide a flexible and smooth tube into my urethra and work it in and out until I cum. I use the clear plastic tube so I can watch my cum pump thru it as I get off.
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2005
25
Feb
The problem with being poor, is not the ugly clothes you wear, or the shitty car you drive, or the addiction, broken homes and mold and mildew problems in the trailer…it is the lack of having a server to host files like this insanity.
The insanity I am talking about is Fred Durst sex tape with him fucking some girl. Her ass is spread and he moves in real slow…a little in/out celebrity sex tape style. No one gives a fuck who he is, so this is an attempt to get some exposure. He did it all for the nookie….that cunt
Follow the rapidshare directions – Click Free and then download this bitch. When I find a streaming version, I will hook a brother up….
FRED DURST SEX TAPE VIA RAPIDSHARE
This Post Was Made Possible By CaptainCum.cc
UPDATE:
UPDATE:
The Limp Bizkit porn leak could lead to Hilton hacker
doing the math on Fred Durst’s teeny weenie
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