I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2004

14

Dec

I am – Cameltoe Watchin

These guys know the toe…
They have womens toes
Mens toes
Retro toes
Sports toes
Celebrity toes – Check the Lohan Toe Here

Toe haikus like this one:

panties up my ass
slowly creeping forth and north
splitting east and west

Check out a ManToe Here

Point of this entry: Know the Toe

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Spending My Cheddar

This is a video/animation/ site / rap song about Lindsay Lohan’s tits (and other celebs) for FUBAR

HERE

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2004

14

Dec

I am – eBay eDiot

He wants to get as much PR as the Jesus Grilled Cheese, he did it by starting his bid at 1,000,000 dollars. I know he thought this was an incredible idea…he may be the guy who invented gold plated roses.

HERE

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Lovin' Older Married Men

The girls is Scarlett Johansson she has been quoted saying that she is into older men because she is so sophiscated and mature. I really hate when girls play that card. Scarlett, using her boobies and maturity to lure in Travolta….If you look closely, you will see that it isn’t only his face that is bloated….if you know what I mean…

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Lovin’ Older Married Men

The girls is Scarlett Johansson she has been quoted saying that she is into older men because she is so sophiscated and mature. I really hate when girls play that card. Scarlett, using her boobies and maturity to lure in Travolta….If you look closely, you will see that it isn’t only his face that is bloated….if you know what I mean…

Here

Here

Here

Here

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Lohan's Coke Diet

She lost weight after her recent divorce. Rumor is she went on a coke diet, ODed and ended up in a hospital, Her reproductive system is shot, so you can bang her without a condom – that’s how she got herpes….

Story Here

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Lohan’s Coke Diet

She lost weight after her recent divorce. Rumor is she went on a coke diet, ODed and ended up in a hospital, Her reproductive system is shot, so you can bang her without a condom – that’s how she got herpes….

Story Here

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Jessica Tandy Fact of the Day

At a young age she determined to be an actress, and first appeared on the London stage in 1927

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Young Girls Lover

Spam of the Day

hi Jesus,

my name is stevan and i come from former jugoslavia. nowaday i live in germany. the most time i learn for scool.
my occupation is chemical technik assistant but in two years hopefully i used to study at MIT in the USA. quantum theory (physik).

i realy love young girls and my heart burn for a boyfriend with the same interest.
here in germany its easy to be a young girls lover. more and more younger girls want to be fucked with older guy, you know 🙂
i often go to icehokey and knew many people there, therefore i know it. when you ever had the dream to
get out in a former country an you need help, a friend who’ll help you, so write me dear .

for the futere is my hope to have a friendship with a so freat guy like you, so I make a little present to you.

My familiar schoolgirl Vera was shipped her to her older sister for summer holidays.
Well, her sister’s boyfriend (old rich man) simply fucked her for a first time and made a pics.
i put them in internet for you, see:

http://QUPo.archi-go.com/index.html

many wishes and all luck from my heart to you, yours stevan

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2004

14

Dec

I am – Famous and Smoking so Fuck You

It is always really entertaining for me to see these celebritities that our kids look up to, acting like really positive role models. I like how there is absolutely no effort in trying to maintain an image so that every 13 year old girl wants to have her own celebrity sex tape, clothing line, drug dealer and fake ID to dance the night away in trendy clubs all night. I like that our youth are no longer kids anymore, and by the time they hit 14 have sucked more dick that I did in prison. Let me tell you … I was very well liked in prison….

Point of this entry is that Avril Lavigne, our Canadian sister, our pop-punk icon who sounds more like Alanis than Vicious, but throws her arms around like a mother fucker confusing the kids that she’s rockin out…when really she’s featured on “Women in Songs 4”.

Here she is in NYC, after partying with friends, smoking a cigarette (doesn’t she know they kill) and giving us all the finger, and not the good kind….

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HERE

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