Well, here it is. The porn equivalent of slowing down to look at a car crash. You know you shouldn’t look. You know it’s going to be pretty gross. But still, what the hell else are you going to do.

These clips are a good lesson, however, in why steroids aren’t such a good thing after all.

3 clips from “1 Night in China” starring Chyna (aka Joanie Laurer) found on ezshare.de.

Clip 1 (.mov)

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Clip 2 (.mov)
She looks like a Tranny

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Clip 3 (.mov)
Her Clit is Like a Scrotum – Rock It!

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Someone left their directory open, and wouldn’t you know it, it’s full of Playboy photos. Now, we don’t condone any sort of piracy, or copyright infringement (nudge nudge, wink wink), but shit, that’s a lot of free pics. Get em now while you can. I have a feeling Hef’s legal team is about to have an aneurism.

Here

There’s also more free stuff off the main page, here.

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Shooshtime had a series of pictures of Paris Hilton picking her wedgie.
It isn’t that big of a deal considering we have all seen a dick in her mouth…
Wedgies are always funny…even better than dick in our mouths…

HERE

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Shooshtime had a series of pictures of Paris Hilton picking her wedgie.
It isn’t that big of a deal considering we have all seen a dick in her mouth…
Wedgies are always funny…even better than dick in our mouths…

HERE

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This is the weirdest site I have come across…

Butt Plugs are cool, I watched a documentary on pornstars the day before an anal scene. They take all measures to look good while getting dicked in the bum. This regiment includes enemas and rockin a butt plug for the entire day before the shoot.

These aren’t butt plugs, I just wanted to drop my porn knowledge, because if I don’t do it here, where will I do it. That’s right.. now keep reading,

This site is a showcase of Anal Jewelry…the actually jewelry is pretty crafty, carved faces and gems….this is a really classy tail. If I owned one, I would totally crawl on all fours showing this off.

The product is weird in itself, but the real issue for me is the presentation…a mosaic of anus art.

I wonder who the mastermind behind this site is.. I am sure he is really normal…like the kind of guy you want to bring home to your mom…it does make a pretty nice mother’s day gift!

Check out more

HERE

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Everyone needs some Ice for their privates., and not the kind of ice you find in your bling it up with cock Jewelry. The problem is that this looks more like a christmas tree decoration…it makes my scrotum jingle….

“Our CockJewelryâ„¢ is just the ticket for a man who wants to show off his stuff! These sexy designs won’t cause any damage and are truly comfortable to wear.”

“CJ101 – CockJewelryâ„¢ featuring a silky smooth satin cord that encircles the head of the penis, made snug with a metal slide. The ends of the cord feature a crystal, bead, and chain ornament. $15.99 each”

HERE

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Ha ha. Get it?

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Ha ha. Get it?

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How sad is it that Lindsday Lohan is purposely trying to pull an “Ashlee” (remember when that used to be called a “milli?”) by badly lip-synching during “live” performances? We already know you can’t sing. We just don’t care though. Lindsay, people are only buying you’re CD with the faint hope that there might be a few descent pics in the liner notes. Wait, are people actually buying her CD?

By the way, don’t do a pole dance with a mic stand. If you’re gonnna do it, do it right.

watch the video here (.wmv – via bigboys.com)

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How sad is it that Lindsday Lohan is purposely trying to pull an “Ashlee” (remember when that used to be called a “milli?”) by badly lip-synching during “live” performances? We already know you can’t sing. We just don’t care though. Lindsay, people are only buying you’re CD with the faint hope that there might be a few descent pics in the liner notes. Wait, are people actually buying her CD?

By the way, don’t do a pole dance with a mic stand. If you’re gonnna do it, do it right.

watch the video here (.wmv – via bigboys.com)

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