In honor of our favorite cunt who posted anonymously… we (being me, Jesus Martinez) decided that todays google images would be on the word Gayville.
You can see the results HERE

Top 5 pictures are:

Anonymous Our Comment Star

GAYVILLE USA (in blue)

Anonymous Our Comment Star’s Home (he’s poor)

Anonymous Our Comment Star’s Girlfriend (she’s got male pattern baldness and a beard – oh anonymous you poor twat)

The Boy from Down the Way

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Yeah – I was thinking about sending me my eldest stepdaughter here. She is 16, she looks good in a bikini so I figured it would do her some good, teach her how to treat a man…

This resort takes being a crack whore to a whole new level. I mean I remember paying for sex after dropping one of the girls off at the mall… this big tranny looking thing asked me if I wanted a good time, I was like – I am Jesus Martinez, I am always looking for a good time. Long story short, we went into an alley where she proceeded to suck me off… now this alley stank of piss and was filled with garbage and homeless men…i gave her 10 dollars and a pack of smokes. It was nothing like this week long escort resort where you get a companion who you fuck and a beach where you tan… this bring luxury to whoring

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“At My Wild Vacation our aim is to provide you with the ultimate GFE. We specialize in ADULT vacations that leave nothing out, having but one purpose: To provide YOU with a very healthy dose of passion, desire, and wicked fun. This is not a vacation for everyone, but for the open-minded male, this is your opportunity to have everything you could possibly dream of in a safe, controlled environment without fear of finding yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time. This is the ULTIMATE GFE (Girl Friend Experience)”

If you want to see the girls surf the site.. I am not willing to go through it – I just get upset.. it makes me want to find that tranny and ask for my 10 dollars back!

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When your woman tells you that she can’t have sex because it is that time of the month, punch her in the face and say “bitch, it’s always time to fuck in my world… a, now finish doing the dishes and make her insert one of these while you are at it…

“Inserted like a diaphragm, its soft, plastic material surrounds your cervical area and collects menstrual fluid. Depending on how heavy your flow is, you can wear it for as long as 12 hours, which gives you a good window for spontaneity.””

If that didn’t make you cum – i don’t know what willl…

I am really feeling their Hot Tip:

“We recommend that you always put in a new INSTEAD® Softcup® before engaging in sexual intercourse just to be sure there is no leakage.”

Read the testimonials here

On a side note – this is the reason women shouldn’t be in the military

Jessica – On Travel I would like to give you my deepest thanks! I’m in the Army, and this is by far the best thing I’ve run into while being deployed overseas. I was in a PX/ BX looking for panty liners and they had run out. I was devastated because we all know you can’t use tampons without the protection of a liner for leakage. Well, I saw the box of INSTEAD® softcups and I bought it. That was the best shopping decision I’ve made in a long time. Where I am located, the conditions are in no way comfortable for having your period. Especially when you time is limited. I had the cleanest period I’ve ever had with absolutely no leaks! I share this product with many of my fellow female soldiers and we all genuinely thank you for this product. It’s a lot easier to focus on your job when you’re not worried about little red spots, and periods will no longer be a hassle for us. Once again, thank you and God bless

BITCH SHOULD BE PROTECTING OUR COUNTRY NOT BUYING TAMPONS (I AM CANADIAN BUT YOU GET THE POINT)

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Michelle Trachtenberg is the kind of girl who might lead you to think that you may very well be a pedophile, and a couple of months ago, you would have been right. But while morally, the water maybe a little murky, it doesn’t matter, because we don’t care about morallity. You can go ahead and entertain any dirty thought you want, because she’s hot, and yes, she’s legal. And these pictures have side-boobage. mmmm… side-boobage…

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I am sick of 21st Century Smut
I miss the days of raunchy pale pornstars with lots of pubic hair

RetroRaunch.com is the source for early 20th century porn smut photography

My Favorites

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Ever think of turning your gaudy looking penis into a sex toy for your partner…

Before Clone-it, you had to make an appointment with a professional penis cloners. The Clone-it™ @ Home kit is a personal pleasure kit that reproduces a man’s penis (up to nine inches) in 100% silicone rubber. Now, you can drop your cock in a pile of gook, let it sit 5 minutes and have your own penis sex toy.

Read what Mike from Missouri had to say:
“In the past, I have occasionally become impotent. The Clone-itâ„¢ kit has restored my confidence during times of frustration. We accept the situation and I feel good that a part of me can still bring my partner to climax. ”

Clone yours HERE

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John Calvin Brownlee

This cross eyed rapist is the DrunkenStepFather Sex Offender of the Day.

His crime: Statutory Rape on an 8 year old with his fingers and his glass eyeball

See him Here

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Xibit Is Amazing. He pimps some chick’s ride, and then he takes pictures of her naked for playboy. He is just a straight up pimp.

Check out the pictures

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Speaking of Pimps ….

2004-12-15 – Wireless Flash Weird News”Crack Ho” and “Hoochie” Added To Oxford Dictionary
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) — Hip hop-based words have entered the vernacular of many English speakers and now they have found their way into a prestigious dictionary.

More than 2,000 new and revised word entries have been added to the online edition of The Oxford English Dictionary and a small contingent of them come from the P. Diddy and Eminem arena.

For example, the word “benjamin,” meaning “a one-hundred dollar bill” and more generally, “large sums of money” made its way onto the list.

Other hip-hop words that were added:

— “Hoochie,” which means “a young woman who is promiscuous or who dresses or behaves in a sexually provocative or overtly seductive manner.”

— “Thugged out” is defined as “resembling a thug in dress or behavior, tough-looking.”

— And finally, the dictionary editors have added “crack ho,” which is defined as “a prostitute addicted to crack cocaine.”

Dictionary spokesman Jesse Shiedlowe says he expects a lot more hip-hop words to be added in future editions of the dictionary as long as the music genre continues to stay popular.

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Anna Kournikova – Is a tennis player – who married latin singer named Julio Enrique Iglesias. You may know him for many of his homoerotic love songs

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Anna Kournikova also surfs naked

I would write something funny but I am only putting this entry in to get featured on Fleshbot

I have had an unfortunate life where I never won anything. All the girls I loved never loved me, all the jobs I had never worked out, my promotions and end of year bonuses were always given to the new guy. The people I cared about most walked out on me. Most notably, my parents when I was five in Mexico. They tied me up in a blanket.. and threw me over the border into the USA…

Maybe my luck will change and the Fleshbotters will give me some love..but if they don’t it’s okay, because I have no expectations and a naked picture of Anna Kournikova.

If this is featured – surf the rest of DrunkenStepfather.com, it is a life changing experience.

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UPDATE: I KNOW THESE ARE FAKES SO YOU CAN STOP EMAILING ME TELLING ME THAT IT IS FAKE. I APPRECIATE ALL THE LOVE YOU GUYS ARE SENDING ME, NOW SEND ME NAKED PICS OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS!

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The internet is full of wonderful things
The Sodomy How-to Guide is one of those wonderful things

The U.S Supreme Court recently declared laws banning sodomy between consenting adults unconstitutional, causing a range of emotions from euphoria to confusion. In response, our good friends at bobfromaccounting.com decided to put together a basic step-by-step guide to sodomy for beginners

Gay or straight.. We can all benefit from this

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