Lohan was born Lindsay Morgan Lohan on July 2, 1986, she is a cancer.

Sponsored by: Celebrity Factor

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You know how we like our sexual restraints and I am not talking about absitnence. These mitts are amazing and I can’t think of anything sexier than getting my woman to rock a pair. I love when my women look like cartoon characters. These double as a ping pong padle, so if your girl is asian, these will remind her of the training camps she went to as a kid. Only $269 dollars yo.

These mitts are made by Humane Restraint, which continues to manufacture some of the best hospital restraints available today. Made from top quality, heavy, latigo leather. The exclusive Humane Restraint locking device, L-200 series are known for their world class security. They are used by mental hospitals and psychiatric institutions to keep patients securely restrained and to confine fingers and hands within the mitts. Very confining and yet comfortable enough for long-term restraint. The mitts also have metal loops attached to the wrist and hand areas that allow the mitts to be secured to fixed objects or other parts of the body.

Mitts accommodate all hand sizes. Set of duplicate keys included.

Nothing After the Jump

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You know how it is here at the stepfather. We like perverts and their stories, and we found a great source at this sexual storybook site. We tried to test you readers out and see if you would go participate in the insanity that is that site…so far…some of you have…so keep it up…

Story of the day….after the jump

My wife wants it.
Date: Dec 18, 2004
Category: Anal
Type: Fictional Story
Approval Rating: 0.00% – 1 vote(s)

I have never had anal with my wife. But I want to see her have her first anal experience with a black guy.My wife enjoy sex very much but never had anal before. She enjoys the ocasional finger or kiss and became lost and submissive. I have seen pics and movies about anal sex and the though of giving her to a black guy.. you know make her ready for the event thrill me at this very moment every day I’m making her think about

In my thoughts …….I want her to dress up with a black short skirt with daring-stockings and high heels, no bra and a black transparent blouse. The day before she had an enema and only fluids. Her anus has been lubricated . Her pussy is totally shaved and she smell with a sweet aroma ready to be FUCK.

I found a atractive married black guy going to our city he has a nice nerved cock nine inches long very thick. almost 6 feet tall with 190 pounds. Drooling to see her under this guy with her ass in the air

I want to see her kis by him while she looks at me. Want to see her body been touch… the dress going down …. the blouse open widely .. now I can se her naked her pussy is wet he is sucking her clit making her agitated and loud….

He is grabbing from the hips and her body willingly is assuming position at the very bed edge.. I get close to see how his cock is right there at the small bright entrance. she is trembling while the rod slide slow in her crack

It is so sexy and beatiful seen a black cock all the way on her opening… yes .. I will have her do it .. I want to see the cum coming from her tigh hole…

SexualStoryBook

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In 1914, He joined the French Army, was wounded and captured. During his two years in a German prisoner of war camp, he learned English from an English prisoner.

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We will start with A and go all the way to Z. This could take a long time.

“Agadah= Telling. Rabbinical teachings on moral values.”

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I surf the internet on a quest to find you good content, I never said I was good at it, but I have delivered a couple of clips I think are worth checking out…so check them out bastard.

6 Clips After the Jump….

Stupid Commercial of a Guy playing Footsie with a Girl
Here

Ghetto Girls Beating each Other Up
Here

A guy gets hit in the face by a car, while trying to do some prank – it’s really gross and you shouldn’t watch it.
Here

This is what happens when you give the football jocks a video camera and a project for video class…
Here

In the club – upskirt clips – Funny
Here

Guys get a girl in their room into a thong, then they catch her on fire….
Here

BONUS OF THE DAY – WEBCAM GIRLS

The Webcam Makes Girls Get Naked….
Here

This girl dances like it’s going out of style, which it is, then masturbates and talks dirty to whoever she made this video for…too bad for you, it got out on the net…
Here

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We love the d-listers here at DrunkenStepfather, and we like them better in bikinis. Most of our readers found out about us from the Anna Kournikova “looking for sea shells picture”, so in keeping it real… after the jump, you will find screenshots of Caprice in a bikini from the reality tv show she is doing in the uk

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I go through getty, I select pics, I put them up here, you look at them and wonder why you are wasting your life reading this. I don’t have the answer for you, but maybe you should either get a hobby, or work a little harder at your job….pervert.

Images after the jump….

Naked Sushi is how I got herpes…

Jerry Springer asking God WHy?

In other countries, events have mascots, in my bedroom, my fetish involves mascots

Hayley Evetts – Not quite an upskirt but she is rocking the mic like it’s yo’cak.

Denise Van Outen, Cleavage, Kissing an Animal, many fantasies start like this….

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Lucien Carr was the reason Jack Kerouac, William S. Burroughs and Allen Ginsberg met each other.Together they launched an influential movement called the beat generation, and not the kind of beat I like…I like tribal beats that I can feel deep in my soul..pulsating in my pants that make me dance…around the fire like I just sacrificed a virgin, or did some tribal initiation into manhood, like public circumcision, that is what they do in AFRICA….

More on Carr after the jump

Carr spent 2 years in jail after stabbing a man named David Kammerer, dumping the body in the hudson river, after

Kammerer showed a sexual interest in Carr. Kammerer was Carr’s boyscout scoutmaster during his youth and was

constantly making advances towards him. In 1944, Kammerer obviously came on a little too strong, and that is when

Carr stabbed the bitch.

If you know anything about the beats, you will know that Kerouac developed a technique of writing where he spewed

out as much as he could, as fast as he could, just the way it came to his mind, he felt annoyed with the stall

caused by switiching the paper, so Carr helped create an alternative post-war culture that included a carefree

atitude and a lot of drugs

Carr was 79, no more hard living or cristal sipping for this cat….

Story HERE

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