and i have to be up at the crack of my ass tomorrow morning, this morning, but NOOOOO, i’m working for the ingrown cunt hair that is my boss. when i could be getting skull fucked right now, enjoying a simultaneous rectum and pap smear back- by a titty twisting sex offender named, Lloyd.

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Let me introduce myself..I am – Back Rown Bobby. I have recently been granted honorary contributer status to the internet mudflap we all know as Drunkenstepfather. This is my drunken feature – Ebay Items for your mom.

This lady makes crocheted vaginas for a living….What? You dont know what a crocheted vagina is? Click here

NO returns on ripped vaginas

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If you don’t know what that is click here:

and the point of this entry is to say – Mena Suvari (who’s that) has it

Picture Here

Update – Mena Suvari is the Alien from the movie American Pie/Beauty

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If you don’t know what that is click here:

and the point of this entry is to say – Mena Suvari (who’s that) has it

Picture Here

Update – Mena Suvari is the Alien from the movie American Pie/Beauty

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I don’t speak weird languages.
I can barely speak english
What I gather from this – is that some dude was shitting in an apartment building staircase
People got annoyed and set up a camera to catch him.
How crafty…don’t people realize that there is always a camera following them
this is reality TV generation

The story and more are here

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“When watching a baby suck on a bottle, do not think pedophilic thoughts, think, that kid is a lucky because he gets to suck on his mom’s tits”

How do I know that the kid is a bastard? Because mommy is a slut and she doesn’t know who daddy is…

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“When watching a baby suck on a bottle, do not think pedophilic thoughts, think, that kid is a lucky because he gets to suck on his mom’s tits”

How do I know that the kid is a bastard? Because mommy is a slut and she doesn’t know who daddy is…

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This guy is a great photographer
His pictures are my style.
He is dirty – trashy and likes nudity
He passes porn for art
And gets paid big money to take smutty pictures of celebrities for magazines Magazines… keep up the good work… you are doing a great job relating with today’s youth.

Check his site here

Side note..it’s too bad Terry’s platform was the cunts from Vice… That’s right Vice people…. no one cares!

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It sucks knowing that I already posted this – but it was erased somehow
I guess that’s what happens when you rock a free service.

The new feature is the Friendster Message of the Day..

I probably don’t get a message a day, but we will pretend

I am a crackhead and will forget this feature in 10 mins anyway

so here it is:

Jesus Wrote:
Subject: You Like Anal

and I like you

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Sophia Wrote:
Subject: Re: You Like Anal

huh?
do i know you?

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Jesus Wrote:
Subject: Re: You Like Anal

quit fuckin around
do you like anal

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Sophia Wrote:
Subject: Re: You Like Anal

dude, chill out.whether or not I like anal is irrelevent, unless I know who you are….in which case, you probably already know the answer….and who the fuck calls themselves Jesus?tightassholes with superiority complexes, is my guess.if you want a gape shot, you’re barking up the wrong tree.or are you?

I replied – but i don’t remember what I wrote
If blogger fixes it’s mistake
We will have 2 of this post
That’s fuckin’ porno!

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I feel like a star… this is the first step to fame and fortune.
Julia – my future baby momma left a comment.

1 Comments:
At 2:28 PM, Julia said…
Whoa…I’m blog surfing and found this blog. I tried commenting on the “Jesus” post but there was an error. This blog cracked me up. It’s a great tool for helping me get fired. I’ll check back! Hilarious stuff! (the vibrating harry potter broom was awesome!)

Thanks for being here Julia….now send me naked pictures of you and your friends….

In other Blog news, all the posts I made after 1:30 didn’t go up, which is too bad, because i don’t remember what they were…

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