Christina, or like she prefers to be called X-Tina had a little nipple slip (nip slip for those in the know). I am not sure where this comes from and the quality is completely shit, but you can clearly see her nipple ring because she’s hard, but not the kind of hard you are thinking about a nipple….you are gross and I will not introduce you to my granny.

Shitty Quality Christina Aguilera Nip Slip After The Jump….

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I was talking to my wife Zelda about this blog last night which she was not very interested in talking about. About after some nudging I convinced her to read it and give me her opinion. Well what she had to say shocked me and like always she is right. What she said is as follows: “Brad why are you doing so many Jewish posts. You are doing Jewish terms and posts about kosher when you don’t speak Hebrew and eat bacon for breakfast every morning. You are a lawyer, and you should focus on legal issues. Only you could have kept the stepfather mostly out of jail all these years. The man has been arrested 158 times and had 32 trials and only spent 2 months in jail total.” So I will start doing more legal from now on.

While shopping for bloody mary mix Russell Christoff spots his picture on the label of a Taster’s Choice coffee jar. Lawsuits ensue…now he has won $15.6 million.

Full Story and picture after the Jump

Via CBS News

(CBS/AP) A jury has awarded $15.6 million to a man whose image was used for years without his permission on Taster’s Choice coffee labels.

Russell Christoff, a former model from Northern California, posed for a two-hour Nestle photo shoot in 1986 but figured it was a bust —- until he stumbled across his likeness on a coffee jar while shopping at a drug store in 2002.

“There was a jar with my picture on it,” he told The Early Show co-anchor Julie Chen Tuesday, “and I was just a bit surprised. After the shock, which lasted, you know, a few seconds, I picked it up and I walked up and I showed the jar to a woman that works there and I said, ‘Look.’ And she said, ‘Wow! That’s you!’ And I said, ‘Thank you. I will take this jar!’ ”

A legal dispute with Nestle USA ensued, during which Christoff, 58, declined the company’s $100,000 settlement offer, and Nestle USA turned down his offer to settle for $8.5 million.

“I never gave my consent,” he said to Chen. “We had a contract that spelled out the terms of the agreement, but there was just no follow-up on it.

“I filed it away, and the contract sat there for 18, 19 years and — I save things, which I guess is obvious. And no. They never had the permission.”

Last week, a Los Angeles County Superior Court jury ordered Nestle USA to pay Christoff $15.6 million for using his likeness without his permission and profiting from it. The award includes 5 percent of the Glendale-based company’s profit from Taster’s Choice sales from 1997 to 2003.

During that time, Nestle sold the freeze-dried coffee with labels featuring Christoff’s face in the United States, Mexico, South Korea, Japan, Israel and Kuwait. The company’s Canadian arm started using his image in 1986.

Nestle USA attorney Lawrence Heller said the company would appeal the verdict.

“The employee that pulled the photo thought they had consent to use the picture,” Heller said.

Eric Stockel, an attorney for Christoff, said he hadn’t expected such a large verdict.

Christoff, who while working as a model had appeared in corporate training videos and hosted his own public television show, is now a kindergarten teacher in the Bay Area community of Antioch.

He first came across his picture while shopping for bloody mary mix, and says there’s a good reason he didn’t spot it sooner.

“I don’t buy Taster’s Choice,” he said. “I do beans.”

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Following the war, Chevalier began appearing in French musical films in addition to his work on the stage.

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Never heard of her, either has most of the world. But I have noticed this gal since I saw her eating a steak at moishes with her parents a few summers ago. I have never actually seen her in any show or movie but I hear that she stars in the Secret World of Alex Mack.

More Info and Links after the Jump

Fan Site HERE

BIO:
Meredith has been given the nickname Mer, and grew up in Woodland Hills, California, attending William Howard Taft High School. We all know of her accomplishments on the Secret World of Alex Mack, but that is just the beginning. Meredith has appeared in several TV commercials, and some college plays. She’s made guest appearances on Moesha, Ramona (as Beezus), and more recently on Sliders. Back in 1996, Meredith was honored with a highly prestigious award from the Los Angeles Drama Critics Circle for her lead role in the play Eleemosynary. It appears that even though Alex Mack is over, we have not seen the end of Meredith Bishop . . . . not by a long shot.

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Look our girl Lindsay Lohan does ballet. I bet you don’t do ballet? Well you shouldn’t you are too fat! You do look hot in that outfit though, it could be the premise of a porno movie. Fat man doing ballet…think about it.

Lindsay Lohan sued over traffic collision in Los Angeles
San Jose Mercury News
LOS ANGELES – “Mean Girls” actress Lindsay Lohan was sued Wednesday by two people who claim she injured them in a traffic accident last year

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IF you don’t know this by now, you will never ever ever know this….we do a round-up of the getty images of the day, I choose less than 10 more than 0 getty images from todays selection, and I put them up here. It allows me to pretend I actually attended the event and living in a fantasy world is a much nicer place that here….

Getty Images After the Jump

After the whole airplane incident that’s all over the internet, Lara decided to put on some clothes….

Tara Reid rocking out at Karl Kani’s launch party because she is probably more hip hop than he is, sell-out bastard…

Paris’ Pants are Pink, Rumor has it her Vagina…Not So Pink….

Zandra Rhodes, I don’t know who she is, but if she is good enough for Getty, she’s good enough for me, what I wouldn’t give for a piece of that hot ass…

Trying to be funny sometimes work, sometimes it doesn’t, you can’t always be on…you demanding bastards…

Alyssa Milano is probably old enough to be your mother…and you still have sexual fantasies about her? Who’s the boss now, not Tony Danza

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The series continues, today we deal with which animals are kosher.

“There are two things that tell if an animal is kosher. Firstly its hooves are completely parted at the bottom to form two horny pads, and secondly if it chews the cud. Cows, sheep, goats and deer are the common animals that have both these features and so these are kosher. Pigs, whilst they do have split hooves do not chew the cud are so are not kosher, likewise camels while they chew the cud only have partially split hooves and so are also not kosher.

Previously: Part 1/Part 2

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I can’t get enough of the fleshlight community.Not only do you have to be weird to order one, but you have to be really weird to join the community and talk about it with other sexual deviants like yourself. I mean ordering the fleshlight usually happens when you have reached an ultimate low in your life, talking about it is probably the last thing you should do and mingling online with other sexually inept people is probably the worst way to find a real vagina to fuck. That said…here is a post I felt was worthy enough to put here. This guy goes the extra mile to satisfy himself, I don’t know about you, but I have a hard enough time doing my laundry or going to the store to get groceries……

ok i finally ordered and will recieve in 3 days, so i will post a follow up. -quick side note, i wish i had read the boards cause i didnt know the basic model was a smooth bore, hope im not dissapointed, the video of the guy and the blue lady sold me on it.
that said, one toy i discovered was pipe insulation, i think its a 7/8 ID and 2 1.8 OD, used in heating and air, really tight but no texture so it sees little use. BUT the one i devised, and have used daily for 2 years is as follows. I cut the end off a half gallon plastic milk carton, (2 liter bottle works ok too) and lined it with sheepskin from a local surplus store. (1 1/4+ of fur on leather) and it has done well for me. As long as u pull out to jizz on the junk mail u get, and stop to dab the pre cum off your unit, it lasts for months. However, washing sheepskin turns it into something less than virgin sheepskin, not as soft. Further more, in recent months, ive found i can place 1 or more vibrating bullets / eggs inside the container. I think the best part of my toy is that its fun dry, no need for lube. I certainly mean no dissrespect to the fine folks at FL industries. I’ll probably order a super wave or super ribbed, unsure atm.

So amm, did FL beat your best toy ? would like to hear.

Also, is FL ok for guys with a curvature? thanks.

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Paris Hilton likes boys, we already knew that from the sex video. Unfortunately, her weak performance in the bedroom would make the average man think she might be lesbian, but the penis in her mouth made us think otherwise. Paris said that Nicole is one of her few close girlfriends. Paris says that girls tend to be backstabbing, and not stabbin from the back like the boys in her life. The point of this post is that Paris has a cameltoe, it’s not an obvious one, but if you cross your eyes and shit you can see cameltoe.

More pics after the jump….

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All kinds of great video clips are all over the internet, we don’t make them but we could. So could you, just turn on your webcam and do something stupid. Masturbate, dance, sing, anything….I visited all the regular sites and picked up a couple that were worth posting, there is nothing insane here, but a definite good way to waste time. I like to waste time and so do you….

Videos after the jump….

Fleshlight Instructional Video – Made Me Laugh You Lonely Fucks…
Here

Crazy kids,cars, mud, liquor and fire
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Guy doing the robot….
Here

Arnold Smoking a Joint…
Here

Another girl, another webcam…may have put this up already, I can’t keep track
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Unlucky Guy Skydiving….
Here

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