So this girl felt her boobs were too big…she was all like “my back is so sore” and “boys only like me cuz I am stacked”…she was all like “I am a celebrity, I rocked out in the Adam’s Family just as hard as I rocked out in some indy flicks like Pecker and 200 cigarettes and the opposite of sex while making out with a retard in pumpkin all during reruns of casper, listening to Cher in Little Mermaids and fucking Johnny Depp in Sleepy Hallow…..and fear and loathing in Las Vegas but that didn’t have shit on Buffalo ’66”

So she got a breast reduction – I assume this is post op…no scars…but what do I know about breasts…..

HERE

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I was surfing this site and saw a t-shirt that said Joe Smith Big Pimpin’.
He is the motherfucker who founded the mormon religion.
Mormon’s can have more than 1 wife
Mormon’s are polygamists.
I am too, only I don’t let my wife know about it…
If she knew I was involved with (ot)her girls
It would ruin her.

Check out the t-shirt of the day

HERE

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I have nothing to say about Paris Hilton
She has big feet…which are very effective in burrito rolling….
I am mexican – we don’t have big feet
Making Big Foot jokes is not in my DNA structure
But barefoot waterskiing in in the Hiltons’

I should stop now…

Check out a bunch of Paris pics, for the Paris addict

HERE

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I have nothing to say about Paris Hilton
She has big feet…which are very effective in burrito rolling….
I am mexican – we don’t have big feet
Making Big Foot jokes is not in my DNA structure
But barefoot waterskiing in in the Hiltons’

I should stop now…

Check out a bunch of Paris pics, for the Paris addict

HERE

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When I lost my virginity at the age of 8 – I couldn’t get any play for 10 fucking years. The closest I got was the dry fuck, or what has been coined the camel toe slide. When I was getting it…it was really risky, cuz girls had bush and if you weren’t lined up in the groove you’d get a rash….

Check the third video here

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I remember watching the Drew Carey show, back when I was a fan of Roseanne. I could really appreciate blue collar – unhappy people …it represented my life…and still does, only now instead of working in the factory..i collect welfare.

Follow this link and you will see the guy from The Drew Carey Show Grabbing some Big Mimi Rogers’ titties…

Note: It may not be the guy from the Drew Carey Show, but I like to pretend I know what I am talking about…

HERE

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I think you should buy yourself a bottle of Pherlure – It will get you laid. I used it and secured an orgy… but if you can’t hook that up …don’t say I promised anything. Immigration is already on my ass…and you know how it is….

Pherlure

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This is a clip I was told about a long time ago. I had this perverted friend we called Uno. He told me he loved Rocco and all Rocco Porn, he told me his favorite scene was when Rocco is banging a girl and gives her a royal flush…this is when you stick someone’s head in the toilet and flush….

I never saw the clip until wtfpeople.com posted it.

I hate porn – you unrefined perverts…

Rocco Flush – Here

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We are the 6th result on Google for the term “I am a rapist”
I don’t think my father is proud…
I don’t know if I am proud…
But it is still pretty funny…

HERE

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Ludacris has a foot fetish…scroll down to read the story… and to find foot fetish links.

I don’t have a foot fetish … I have a chicken foot fetish…everytime I get it on with a girl, I like her to rock my ball sack with a fresh chicken foot…here

LUDACRIS’S ‘FOOT FETISH’ DETERMINES WHO HE DATES
American rapper LUDACRIS’ “foot fetish” is so strong – he places “beautiful feet” at the top of his girlfriend wish list.

While the ONE MINUTE MAN star abhors hairy legs on a lover, he finds a woman’s feet a real turn-on especially when she has had them covered up by a pair of boots.
Of dating girl with physical imperfections such as pimples, he says, “I have. I try not to judge. I let God judge.

“But I definitely love girls with beautiful feet. I have a foot fetish. Messed up feet man, sometimes she can trick me and just wear boots and not even show her feet. But when I see the feet, it’s a wrap.

“And I don’t like girls with hairy legs. I kind of like it to be nice and smooth. A little hair never hurt anybody. But when it gets a little too much, that’s when it’s not good anymore.”


Picture 1 – Eating Foot
Picture 2 – Foot Job (NSFW)
Picture 3 – More Foot Jobs (NSFW)
Picture 4 – Massaging Feet
Picture 5- Lickin’ Her Feet

Mainstream Foot Fetish DVD Pussy Footn’ – HERE
Internet Foot Fetish Website and free video – HERE

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