where is scott peterson when you need him. i have a blood stain on my carpet and i can’t figure out how to remove it.

JESUS UPDATE (I hate interfering in your blog entry but it is my blog):

Scott Peterson was banging this chick when his wife went missing.
She’s got the hottest fucking braces
That shit is Porno.

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If I had genitals and I had girls to cum on, I would consider using Volume Pills
My theory before the castration was you can never bust too much…especially in a girl’s face.
But don’t take my word for it Check out endorsement by local pornstar bruno b

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Today’s site of the day is brought to us by:

Greg Peres – Check out the site here

If you are interested in seeing Greg’s engagment pictures click here
Click through them fast, it’s like a really bad animation…

If you want to jump the gun and go right to the wedding click here
It gives fat people everywhere hope that one day they too will find true love, or settle with whoever is willing to sleep with them because lonliness is a bitch.

Fishing Trip Pics Here

His wife has a blog here

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New Feature – I gotta stop these new features – I will never be able to keep them up..

Today…

Jessica Tandy

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Thanksgiving is over…
But looks like Thanksgiving is an everyday event
For this slob…
I am sure her genitals don’t smell..
I am sure her greasy body would be nice to ride…
I am – Fat Chick Eating Turkey

Here

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Thanksgiving is over…
But looks like Thanksgiving is an everyday event
For this slob…
I am sure her genitals don’t smell..
I am sure her greasy body would be nice to ride…
I am – Fat Chick Eating Turkey

Here

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Philadelphia’s dirtiest have spawned the most shocking and offensive erotic sport ever to be filmed! TittySlap: The Ultimate Bitch Fight pits six sexy, angry, and dangerous women against each other in a savage and sexy open-hand slap fight.. all completely topless!

Get Tittyslapped

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What WILL they think of next? I mean, isn’t karaoke bad enough already? Listening to some drunk, nasal-voiced, weenie screech through the latest Celine Dion song isn’t my idea of a good time. Our german friends have come up with an alternative. You guessed it! Porno Karaoke…I mean, Pornoake! Instead of standing in for Whitney Houston or Frank Sinatra, contestants belt out the soundtracks of adult movie stars.

Porno Karaoke has Hit North America

Click here to organize Pornoake Night in your town

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I am – The Lowest Quality Event in HollywoodThe VH-1 award show attracted a whole lotta class…this is topquality entertainment.

1- Flava Flav and Some Man in a Dress

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2- Flave Making out with the Man in a Dress

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Update: He did it on stage also, I didn’t watch the show so I had noidea, I had better things to do, like learning how to crotchet vaginas.

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3- Paris Hilton Wearing a Stained Dress, Stains provided by Alexander the Great, or the drug addicted homosexualy who plays him… I saw the movie where he kisses a man…and give hand…

Here

4 – Anna Nicole Smith Standing with the help of someone…cuz TrimSpa gets you high!

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5 – Tank Girl Scaring the Fuck out of me….watch out, since never having another acting gig, she has taken up witchcraft

Here

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