2004
07
Dec
This woman is insane. She is jacked on diet pills and it makes me laugh. She asked if we liked her body at the American Music Awards.. the answer is not really because we know a 90 year old’s dick was in that fuckin’ slophole, and that doesn’t turn us on very much…
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2004
07
Dec
Some of Britney’s expenses include a new home, a new dog, Air Force Ones for K-Fed.
More important expenses include K-Feds allowance, K-Feds child support payment and fertility medication to help make K-feds baby.
Amongst all the insanity Britney can still dance…
UPDATE – K-FED gave Britney the gift that keeps giving…
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2004
07
Dec
Lohan On TRL
Caused some issues
Or something
When she wore a shirt that said “he was never my boyfriend”
that’s right bitch – i just used you for the free coke
and titty fuck sessions…
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2004
07
Dec
Jessica Simpson is rockin this Dukes of Hazard role
She is always in bikinis
I love bikinis
They make me smile.
I don’t have a pool for my stepdaughters to play in
But I do get them into their bikinis so I can hose them down
It’s fucking porno.
here as a brunette hot
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2004
07
Dec
Paris was at a photoshoot for something she is endorsing.
Paris was eating craft services
Paris doesn’t care if she over-eats because she anticipates a coke binge
That coke binge we call “her life”
Her aerobic work out comes in the form of getting fucked
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Here is the gossip article on Lohan’s lip syncing.
Her album was released today and she has already fucked up.
I have a feeling she didn’t get much sleep the night before, she was too busy felching random cum out of Tara Reid …
and doing lines off Tara’s tit scars …
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2004
07
Dec
This is underwear for men.
It helps them air out their balls
Or some shit.
The last time I aired out my balls was 3 days ago.
They are really starting to smell of enchiladas if you know what i mean…
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