Natalie Portman has a nice jewish ass, just like whoopi goldberg…that bitch is hot.

HERE

UPDATE: THE VIDEO IS HERE

HERE

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I have been inside many vagina
I have probably been in many anus
Heroin has been shot up through me
I have been given blowjobs by women and men alike
I have had my good days, where I stand tall and rigid
I have had my bad days where the cocaine fucked shit up.
I have been sick many times, once a month
it’s called herpes… the gift that keeps giving.
I am – Collin farrell’s dick

HERE

From the movie Tigerland

here

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I have been inside many vagina
I have probably been in many anus
Heroin has been shot up through me
I have been given blowjobs by women and men alike
I have had my good days, where I stand tall and rigid
I have had my bad days where the cocaine fucked shit up.
I have been sick many times, once a month
it’s called herpes… the gift that keeps giving.
I am – Collin farrell’s dick

HERE

From the movie Tigerland

here

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Carole Landis
Killed Herself
Is Hot

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This personal site drives me insane.
They collect DVDs
They are married
and they call themselves the indubitable couple.
my fear is that they procreate and make equally annoying offspring…

Check their site here

Be sure to check out their DVD collection…

Picture of the lovely couple here

At least they have each other here

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Google Image Word of the day:
Porno

Select Pics from the search

Black People on Beack

Moustache

Cottage Legs

Man in Suit

String Instrumented

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TheSuperficial is better than me at doing this blog shit. I saw his Paris eating McDonalds post, and I laughed. But the first thought that came to my mind was that Paris won’t die from eating McDonalds, she will die of Aids. Now we all know Aids isn’t funny…but when a soicialte gets it from sleeping with everyone, without a condom, on camera it’s kinda like my bitterness surfaces and I say things like “You deserve Aids, bitch”….I think it would be much hotter if I was the one to deliver the Aids virus… and after fucking her without a condom, on camera saying “Yo Paris… I just gave you Aids, Bitch”, but that will never happen, I only sleep with virgins (My Stepdaughter’s friends)

Here

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TheSuperficial is better than me at doing this blog shit. I saw his Paris eating McDonalds post, and I laughed. But the first thought that came to my mind was that Paris won’t die from eating McDonalds, she will die of Aids. Now we all know Aids isn’t funny…but when a soicialte gets it from sleeping with everyone, without a condom, on camera it’s kinda like my bitterness surfaces and I say things like “You deserve Aids, bitch”….I think it would be much hotter if I was the one to deliver the Aids virus… and after fucking her without a condom, on camera saying “Yo Paris… I just gave you Aids, Bitch”, but that will never happen, I only sleep with virgins (My Stepdaughter’s friends)

Here

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This is a picture of me and lohan. She hasn’t called me since we made sweet love that night. I think she was upset the I was old enough to be her dad… her drunken dad…I was like -it’s ok girl, just pretend i am your stepfather that’s my thing…

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UPDATE: I was just joking that’s a picture of another moustached mexican….

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