Ladies…Do you like when guys tell you they are jerking off to your pics? I feel like girls hate that, or pretend to hate it, and refuse to entertain it so they don’t come across as sluts, but actually fucking love it….because their whole reason for being is to get knocked the fuck up… Here […]

I used to date a girl who would masturbate all day. I am talking all fucking day, in the most ridiculous settings, whether in public or not, it’s all she ever did. I probably should have expected it considering I picked her up when volunteering at the swimming pool, teaching institutionalized retards to swim. She […]

Last night, while drunk, I figured out one of the key plot points in the early seasons of Threes Company, and that is that Roper had a boner for Tripper, but was on the down low. Obessssed with Jack’s Sexuality, never fucked his wife. It only took me 35 years to figure it out….I may […]

Here are some links….a shit ton of links…cuz it is the weekend and I plan on passing out drunk…possibly dying drunk….hopefully with my dick in a mouth drunk….so this should keep you occupied…and if it doesn’t you can always just watch this amazing, young, eager cam girls masturbating and fucking and inserting random shit in […]

It amazes me that people can go on living now that Ebert has followed his jaw into the great abyss that is death. I mean seriously, at 71, this kind of tragedy is unbearable. Society must go into lock down. His death can’t be a diversion from the Arkansas oil spill and the North Korea […]

I’m fun on the internet….been doing it a long time… Too bad no one cares…and it always gets me banned….but I hear being banned will make her dance. Here are some stepLINKS….the squirting on pillows one blows my fucking mind. I Love Kellie Pickler’s Ass – I’d Like to Pick it with My Tongue GO […]

I’ve been sending my dick pic to random girls in my phone as a joke. When they respond with the standard “WTF” or “Who is This” or “you’re disgusting” or “LOL That’s the Smallest Pathetic Worm Dick I’ve Ever Seen, I Can’t Believe you Allow Yourself to even try to fuck girls, when you should […]

I went to the stripclub, my new strategy is to make them tell me their life story when they are trying to recruit me into lap dances. That way it makes them feel like they are cheating on their boyfriend/baby daddy, who is sitting at home smoking weed and spending the money she brings home […]

I am into the coked girl who is the first to jump into the hot tub naked at an orgy….I just don’t like when she represents herself like that. I like the lie. You know the secret hooker. You know, the classy in public professional, who is dirty as fuck when it comes down to […]