For those of you who don’t know, my only friend is a PUG, and I have decided to exploit this pug, for more than just sex….and instead to get celebrities to should me out…by threatening to put him to sleep if they don’t…I’ve seen the strategy get a kid 1,000,000 facebook likes, I might as […]
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2012
18
Dec
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I was forced into seeing The Hobbit last night by a friend of mine who was convincde the amount of socially awkward, asian, nerd, weird, awkward pussy would be bountiful….unfortunately, it was just a bunch of virgin loser dudes and the room smelled of stale semen…it was the worst experience of my life…even worse than […]
2012
17
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
CHECK OUT OUR VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE …Tis the fucking season….I am going to get drunk….That is what I do….Don’t drink and drive…. Now click on these steplinks….best of the internet….today in the least attractive way possible….. Lindsay Lohan Is Available For Weddings And Bar Mitzvahs Now. No, Really. GO I Don’t Know About […]
2012
03
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
From shitting…pissing…spitting…snot…and fucking infection and disease…to unprotected sex…internal cumshots…and babies….Nature is so vulgar….but what isn’t vulgar…is Christmas… That’s why I launched the VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE It’s the most wonderful time of the year….. On the first day of stepXMAS….we’ve got An awesome set of DrunkenStepfather DrunkenSweatshop stepSHIRTS….. We’ve also got links….stepLINKS… CLICK THEM […]
2012
12
Nov
MTV EMA 2012 Pics of the Day
MTV European Music Awards happened last night…and I wasn’t invited…and I didn’t watch…but apparently Heidi Klum was the host…and in that came her rockin’ mom of an army of mixed race kids thanks to being a German with German wants and needs….weird wants and needs that come in the form of Fetishes reminiscent of Nazi […]
2012
07
Nov
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Everyone was so caught up in the election…even Canadians…that it made for a good time to reflect on the world we live in…in any public place that didn’t have a TV. It was obvious to me that Obama was going to win….not that the winner really matters…but because people, even when emotionally attached to a […]
2012
22
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
Marie-Eve Martinez here. Well, I got my first piece of fan mail today and by mail I mean comment and by fan I mean someone who obviously hates me already. Still, Jesus always told me while growing up that you’re nobody until someone starts hating on you so I guess that means I’ve finally hit […]
2012
18
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t pee on enough girls in my everyday life…I need to change that. Here are some stepLINKS…and by some…I mean alot…. Donald Trump is a Little Too Concerned About Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart and It’s Kinda Creepy GO Lady Gaga is a Sell Out anhd Will Put Her Name on Anything GO Chinese […]
2012
25
Sep
Elisabetta Gregoraci on the Runway in Milan of the Day
Elisabetta Gregoraci is some Wonder Bra model from Italy who is married to old billionalre Flavi Briatore, also known as the father to Heidi Klum’s white baby, in fact, she’s also the mother of his son, and this is her solid genes recovered from that gold digging strategy to ensure to implant the golden sperm, […]
2012
24
Sep
Sofia Vergara and Other Sluts for the 2012 Emmy’s of the Day
I am the best anti-celebrity celebrity site on the internet…and in keeping true to my self given title of not giving a fuck about celebrities….except maybe for staring at their tits….not because I am bitter about their fame, fortune, success, or lifestyle….or because i am mad I don’t know them, they don’t know me, or […]