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2012
28
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
I hate when I’m checking out a hot ass and it turns out to belong to 65 year old men with long hair… Here are the stepLINKS… Alicia Silverstone Breast Feeds While She Walks….Cuz She’s an Insane Mother who is Going to Have an Even More Insane Kid….when he grows up and realizes what she […]
2012
05
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s spring break for a lot of people…I am not at some Mexican resort getting herpes / giving herpes to trashy college coeds….and that depresses even though those idiots annoy me….I’d rather be with them…. But I do have the stepLINKS….and that’s almost as good as kickin’ back and tanning…. Kelly Bensimon and Tinsley Mortimer […]
2012
28
Feb
Mourning Hangover Dump of the Day
I found out a lot of people hate me. I think that would hurt my feelings if I had feelings. What’s to hate, I post pictures of things want to see, I write charming, often times romantic things about those pictures, and I think I’m an all round nice, kind hearted guy. I don’t exploit […]
2011
23
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I decided I am going to become a stand-up comedian. Sure I’m not funny but that’s going to be my act. I figured stand-up comedians get more pussy than bloggers, and despite being married to a massive pussy, it’s more of quantity by piece than a quantity by weight thing I want…. The Christmas Season […]
2011
21
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
Who cares what I have to say. This site is going no where. So I am going to go eat donuts and drink cheap wine, knowing I’m going to back updating tomorrow for no fucking reward or reason, just hate and force of habbit…Going nowhere fast. Actually I am going no where very very slow….But […]
2011
31
Oct
Top Celebrity Bitches in Costume from the Last 5 Years of the Day
I decided to do a retrospective on halloween posts I’ve done in the past. I figure I might as well re-visit the shit I’ve done the last half decade, since no one else is. I’m a self absorbed ego like that…. 2010 Michael Douglas Dressed like Ellen TO SEE THE POST AND MORE PICS CLICK […]
2011
28
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s Halloween weekend motherfuckers… and everyone knows the inner sluts come out in all the bitches…even the already slutty ones…..and sure I love sluts….but I like to remind you of the underbelly of halloween…the dark side of halloween with less laughs and more cries….this is a sex offender’s holiday….they wait all year for this… Who […]
2011
25
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
I don’t think the stepLINKS get the respect they deserve and that probably stems from me not getting the respect I deserve, but seriously, I scroll through this shit and coupled with my daily million posts on bullshit, find that I’ve covered so much fucking shit going on, you don’t need to visit any other […]
2011
19
Sep
The Emmy’s Happened of the Day
I went out drinking….but got a call at the end of the Emmy’s from an insane person I know…who wanted to discuss the Emmy’s because in their insanity they felt the whole night was beautiful….so I forced myself to watch the West Coast broadcast…drunk, uninterested, not listening…. Key things that happened was they played LMFAO […]