I just spent the day in a trailer park and it was fucking ghetto…There were hardly enough teen pregnant girls…I guess they were out working the stripclub….it was however filled with old French retired people and seeing them bitches in their bikinis was substantially not as hot as it could have been if they had […]

SUMMER IS OVER…..not more bikinis, short skirts, half naked to fight the heat…..and it’s making me confused. I don’t know what the point of that was… I think I had a stroke. I just found out my TWITTER made it into some BEST LATE NIGHT ALEC BALDWIN TWEETS LIST …but I’ve always know my tweets […]

I started an online challenge to defunct the myth that girls who squirt are actually peeing…So mail me your jars of squirt and I’ll taste test it to determine the origin and ingredients involved….It’s my new life work…my new passion…don’t let me down people… On a Sidenote – I hope Anonymous Deletes Facebook – Cuz […]

I was told there was pro tennis going on in this city so I went to every hotel looking for Sharapova, i figured what better time to breast feed off her ripped athlete body in the back of the van I throw her in, but then finally some sympathiser realized what I was up to […]

I need someone to go to events for me in LA cuz I’m not able to go….You don’t have to wear a mask but you do have to make the people in attendence feel really awkward and document it on camera….I think it will lead to a hit TV series…or not….so email me if you’re […]

I’ve decided I want to become a reverend cuz officiating weddings has always been exciting to me….Maybe I’ll do a mail order shit or maybe I’ll just give up on that dream ….cuz I’m lazy and I’d rather preach my shit here to my congregation of none…Awesome. Here are the stepLINKS…It is summer…you should be […]

This was sent into me today….apparently taken right outside a club of a partygoer who got so drunk she shit herself…It’s an urban legend I’ve heard before, you know where girls get so wasted they shit themselves, but I’ve never really experienced outside the club like this. It’s one of those “woulda rather woke up […]

I plan on getting wasted….stipping down…shitting and pissing myself…calling escorts to see how much it’ll cost for them to shit and piss on me…cuz I’m fresh out of piss and shit…only to be hung up on….maybe even reported to the police….before watching porn and masturbating in my own filth….at least I can only hope that’s […]

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