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2011

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

If a blogger makes a blog post that no one reads is he actually a blogger?! Wow….but not as much of a wow as I wish the girl I just watched getting fingered at the gas station….. I need strippers and I need them now….and not discount ones who use a lamp as their pole… […]

2011

15

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent the better part of the day being black…That’s not to sound racist…I was just cruising the streets with a friend with no where to really go…we thought about yelling at people, mainly random girls tanning in the park…but decided to drive another friend’s car to the dealership cuz the lease was up and […]

2011

07

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My shit’s not this bad…but it’s pretty bad…I think I need to finally go out and get an actual job…which is a fate worse than death…I haven’t worked a job in over 6 years! The good news is that I’ve accepted and embraced my failure at the internet, it only took me 6 years to […]

2011

02

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am 90 percent there is a midget conference going on in this city. I was out drinking and saw at least 10 midgets and shit blew my fucking mind, so I had to go up and ask a bitch midget if her pussy was big in her circle of midgets, or was it just […]

2011

13

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are my stepLINKS…. It is the weekend. I am going to get drunk. I am going to molest. I am already drunk and I already molested myself. It’s gonna be better than typing this on the computer. Fuck yourself…I love you…I’m so confused…Hold me…No don’t, I can’t stand you…What the fuck am I doing […]

2011

06

May

Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

I’m sure I’ve already posted these….but I’m posting them again, cuz I think Candice Swanepoel is great, I just don’t think Victoria’s Secret photography is. Sure the girls look great, but step your fucking game up. I’m sure I’ve jerked off to this same set 15 years ago, with a gang of different models. It’s […]

2011

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Drunk. It happens. I’m not ashamed. I just don’t know why I keep showing people in McDonalds my penis. It’s weird. Nawmean. Foreeal. Fantastuck. STEPLINKS Fan With Great Cleavage GO Charlie Sheen is a LYING JUNKIE – OH MY GO Some Fan Ripped On Shakira’s Fancy Diamong Ring – VIDEO GO Private Screening of Josh […]

2011

03

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Like Charlie Sheen, or as I like to call him, the new Chuck Norris of the internet joke world, I have one speed. One gear. Pretty slow. I’m a lazy man….I like to sleep….so here are my stepLINKS…where other people covered shit I didn’t get to…cuz of that one gear. one speed. Pretty show. #Losing. […]

2011

16

Feb

Diane Kruger Does GQ Naked of the Day

I don’t really know who Diane Kruger is. I just know she’s German and Germans like to get intense, agry, emotionless, demented sex with good engineering. You know these are the people who just 65 years ago were doing tests on humans they deemed subpar because they were told to, making me assume they are […]

2010

30

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

If you aren’t watching the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show cuz you know it will be the same repetitive shit as always and because seeing girls on TV in lingerie is alright…but if you really think about it…kinda pathetic, desperate and despressing….maybe even lonely, sad and lame….Then here are some links to entertain you….but I know […]