My shit’s not this bad…but it’s pretty bad…I think I need to finally go out and get an actual job…which is a fate worse than death…I haven’t worked a job in over 6 years! The good news is that I’ve accepted and embraced my failure at the internet, it only took me 6 years to […]
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2011
02
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
I am 90 percent there is a midget conference going on in this city. I was out drinking and saw at least 10 midgets and shit blew my fucking mind, so I had to go up and ask a bitch midget if her pussy was big in her circle of midgets, or was it just […]
2011
13
May
stepLINKS of the Day
Here are my stepLINKS…. It is the weekend. I am going to get drunk. I am going to molest. I am already drunk and I already molested myself. It’s gonna be better than typing this on the computer. Fuck yourself…I love you…I’m so confused…Hold me…No don’t, I can’t stand you…What the fuck am I doing […]
2011
06
May
Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the Day
I’m sure I’ve already posted these….but I’m posting them again, cuz I think Candice Swanepoel is great, I just don’t think Victoria’s Secret photography is. Sure the girls look great, but step your fucking game up. I’m sure I’ve jerked off to this same set 15 years ago, with a gang of different models. It’s […]
2011
15
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
Drunk. It happens. I’m not ashamed. I just don’t know why I keep showing people in McDonalds my penis. It’s weird. Nawmean. Foreeal. Fantastuck. STEPLINKS Fan With Great Cleavage GO Charlie Sheen is a LYING JUNKIE – OH MY GO Some Fan Ripped On Shakira’s Fancy Diamong Ring – VIDEO GO Private Screening of Josh […]
2011
03
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
Like Charlie Sheen, or as I like to call him, the new Chuck Norris of the internet joke world, I have one speed. One gear. Pretty slow. I’m a lazy man….I like to sleep….so here are my stepLINKS…where other people covered shit I didn’t get to…cuz of that one gear. one speed. Pretty show. #Losing. […]
2011
16
Feb
Diane Kruger Does GQ Naked of the Day
I don’t really know who Diane Kruger is. I just know she’s German and Germans like to get intense, agry, emotionless, demented sex with good engineering. You know these are the people who just 65 years ago were doing tests on humans they deemed subpar because they were told to, making me assume they are […]
2010
30
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
If you aren’t watching the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show cuz you know it will be the same repetitive shit as always and because seeing girls on TV in lingerie is alright…but if you really think about it…kinda pathetic, desperate and despressing….maybe even lonely, sad and lame….Then here are some links to entertain you….but I know […]
2010
29
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I hate the internet. It is so boring. Here are my stepLINKS…They are as good as the Internet goes… Kim Kardashian is Such a Cocktease