I didn’t just have sex with a hooker because that would be wrong…but I did try to take her to as close as I could without have to pay her….or touch her which is usually pretty far because I didn’t get boners… I know…monday nights…they crazy…but not as crazy as these links… Kim Kardashian on […]

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Feb 10, 2015 at 2:50pm PST I know it isn’t morning, but when you’re an alcoholic who sleeps all day, when not at celebrity events with Taylor Swift and Hozier….Katy Perry and Diplo…Ed Sheeran and Sam Smith…and god knows who the fuck else, open bar has a tendency […]