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2008

28

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I fell on ice when I was drunk. I heard a crack. Everytime I breath, I feel nothing but pain and cracking of bones. It is broken and I am on meds and still in pain, but meds make it not so bad. Sure I smell like shit and can’t stand, sit or lie down, […]

2008

03

Nov

Halloween Isn’t Just for Kids, It’s For the Rich and Famous Too of the Day

I figured since all these Halloween pictures are out there, because Hollywood have nothing better to do than dress up, even though it’s pretty much their job and they get paid to get in costume and make-up a good part of the year, their bored, rich selves had nothing better to do than spend a […]

2007

03

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

After Thursday’s night of college binge drinking where I ended up coming home at 9 am wasted, I realized that the only way to cure my hangover was to keep drinking Friday and Saturday and even today…I figure as long as I am drunk I won’t get hungover. The only problem with this strategy is […]

2007

09

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

So some dude emailed me telling me that I am a Charles Bukowski rip off and that I am doing a bad fucking job of ripping him off because I fucking suck. I didn’t know who Charles Bukowski was before I started this site. About a year and a half in, someone told me I […]

2007

27

Mar

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

Today was a day for walking. I realize that I am getting pretty much no where with with the site. My stepdaughter asked me to get her tickets to see Bloc Party so I emailed the cocksuckers at Vice who told me there would be no way to get me on the list. Nice fucking […]

2021

02

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Books, what are they good for..absolutely nothing that’s why we need to burn the books!!!! With cancel culture, we should cancel all culture, because cancelling isn’t a culture, it’s an annoying trend that people listen to, but what actually gets canceled is cultural moments we can learn, be inspired, or hate….depending on our stance..but once […]

2009

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I once dated a girl who dumped me because I would make fun of her everyday, I also dated a girl who dumped me because I didn’t buy her a birthday present because I spent all my money on partying, I dated a girl who dumped me cuz I stuck my dick in her when […]