Loading Her name is @haley_meghan and she's just become one of the #stepGIRLS – memories of Sunday night panty flash @step_girls View on Instagram I think it is safe following me into a back alley – is less interesting that following me on INSTAGRAM – unless you’re an angry gang of feminist lesbians – in […]

Today’s life lesson is that Close up Vagina pics don’t have a weight limit – fatties are welcome to this party – because all I see is labia…or maybe that was yesterday’s life lesson -if we were Facebook friends you would know what I am talking about… I think TOday’s life lesson is that Social […]

My favorite thing about being friends with amazing and beautiful sluts is when they tell me all their sexual war store. You know about how they had sex with 6-8 dudes in one day. There is just something magical about a liberated woman who follows her instincts and doesn’t worry about what other people think […]

It’s the little things in life that I hate…like when I ask a girl for a nude pic and she sends me some bullshit that is clearly not a nude pic of her…like some google image search pic of a fat naked chick with an “LOL”…it is the kind of behavior that makes me very […]

It is the holiday season…and it is about giving…So CHECK OUT OUR HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE to get some ideas…since it is the best fucking gift guide on the internet…while I masturbate to girls I talk to naked in picture and video…some of whom are autistic…which is I prefer..cuz they don’t get attached… Here are some […]

I haven’t figured out what is creepier…being out in public and seeing girls I have as friend on Facebook who don’t know me…since I wear a mask on the internet….or having sex dreams about fucking your grandmother while your grandfather jerks off in the corner…cuz both those things happened and I’m working through it in […]

My new way of seducing girls is asking them if they want to test sex toys for my site…you see cuz every girl like cumming….especially with a free sex toy…so when they agree and give me their mailing address…I show up at the door and say I’m ready….cuz as far as I’m concerned my mouth […]

I spent the weekend getting drunk, degrading and hating trashy strippers….sure we weren’t doing it together…but we were in the same venue…which kinda counts…you see cuz I hate fucking strippers and their obvious attempt to get my 10 dollars a song….they don’t even play it cool or subtle…just idiot money grubbers…and that is why I […]

I spent the weekend getting drunk, degrading and hating trashy strippers….sure we weren’t doing it together…but we were in the same venue…which kinda counts…you see cuz I hate fucking strippers and their obvious attempt to get my 10 dollars a song….they don’t even play it cool or subtle…just idiot money grubbers…and that is why I […]

It’s fucking Mardi Gras and my single most favorite city I have been to in the USA is New Orleans…I would live there if was allowed into the states, if I wasn’t broke, if I had a fat black cajun cooking wife, instead of the fat white trash french canadian I’m stuck with…..I should be […]